Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 035 Chicken Nest Village’s Treasures

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The three of them were exhausted after such an ordeal. Both Zhang and Li had to stop eating halfway through, which was indeed a depressing matter. They both secretly swear in their hearts that they must do it until satisfaction next time!

Nie Bufan, who did not know their sinister intentions, thought that he had managed to dominate them so he fell asleep comfortably. As for how much tofu was eaten meanwhile, then only the heavens know, you know, I know, but he doesn’t know.

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Sleeping together in a harmonious bed until the next day, Zhang and Li, who were used to getting up early, didn’t mention anything about last night. In broad daylight, they were once again two upright and respectable gentlemen.

When he got out of bed, Li Yi stole a kiss on the cheek of Nie Bufan, who was still sleeping like a dead man. Zhang Junshi was unwilling to be left behind. Taking advantage of Li Yi not paying attention, he stole a kiss on the lips of little brother Nie.

However, Li Yi’s eyes were quick and vision excellent, from the corner of his eye he caught the other in the act, and his gloomy face became more gloomy. The two stood by the bed, none wanting to leave the room first.

Zhang Junshi smiled and said, “Brother Li, don’t you need to go freshen up?”

“Don’t need your concern, you can go ahead yourself.”

“I feel that Bufan should be given a quiet environment where he can rest. After all, he should be tired from last night.” Zhang Junshi said insincerely.

In fact, little brother Nie fell asleep earlier than anyone else, and slept more soundly than anyone else.

“That’s right, then let’s leave together.”

“Very good, I was just thinking the same.”

“……”

“Brother Li, are you going?”

“You first.”

“Together.”

“Let’s go.”

“……”

“I say, are you guys going or not?” Nie Bufan was finally awakened by their immature dialogue and behavior.

The two turned their heads at the same time and saw Nie Bufan leaning on his side, propping his head on one hand and looking at them with a look that clearly conveyed how foolish he thought them to be. Meanwhile, a pale and smooth leg was jiggled out of the quilt restlessly.

This little guy, he really made one want to really pounce on him and fiercely ravage him.

Nie Bufan waved his hand at them with disgust, like one would shoo a fly: “You guys go out quickly and let me have some peace for a while.”

Li Yi looked at Zhang Junshi with weird eyes, as if to say: I want to teach him a lesson, this little guy is too arrogant!

Zhang Junshi looked back: I feel the same, why not teach him together?

The two turned their eyes to Nie Bufan at the same time.

Nie Bufan was completely unaware, turning over and preparing to continue sleeping. But as soon as he closed his eyes, he suddenly felt that the quilt was lifted off, and then his head and feet were hugged separately, and then he was thrown up against the bed curtains, his body suddenly in midair.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……” Nie Bufan waved wildly in midair and screeched in terror, “I fear heights, I fear heights!”

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi turned a deaf ear, and tossed him more happily.

“Ahhhhhhh hahahaha……” Nie Bufan suddenly burst out laughing, “hahaha, it’s actually quite fun!”

With that said, he then proceeded to make all kinds of cool-looking poses in the air.

Both Zhang and Li looked at each other, and after another high throw, they both retracted their hands.

Without knowing it, Nie Bufan turned around in the air with his limbs wide open, and then slammed honorably into the quilt in a prone position, leaving a twisted human-shaped dent behind.

“Ow……my nose has flattened!” Nie Bufan’s muffled voice came from the quilt.

Zhang Junshi couldn’t help laughing, and Li Yi also covered his mouth and turned around, shoulders shaking in suppressed laughter.

“You guys are so evil.” Nie Bufan complained, touching his nose, “What if I fell and became stupid?”

Zhang Junshi touched his head tenderly: “Even if you become stupid, I will not despise you.”

“If you become stupid, the world will be peaceful.” Li Yi said seriously.

Nie Bufan pursed his lips and harrumphed a few times without replying.

It seemed that he couldn’t continue sleeping anymore. Nie Bufan fumbled and got up while dressing. The corner of his eye inadvertently glanced at the little guy on the bedside table and exclaimed, “Ah! Eyes opened!”

He squatted next to the little monkey and poked carefully with his finger.

The little monkey wrapped it hands and feet around his finger and even its tail curled around it, and then stretched out its head to lick it carefully, eyes widened and giving a cute dazed look.

“Wukong, you are so cute!” Nie Bufan said excitedly, “Grow up quickly, I will definitely find you a Tang Seng in the future!” (TN: central character in the Journey to the West along with Sun Wukong)

“What is Tang Seng?” Zhang Junshi asked curiously.

“A magical species that can recite sutras, walk upright, and like to attract demons.”

“……” Why does it feel like he is talking about Wang Shichan?

Nie Bufan happily went to feed the little monkey. Watching its cheeks sucking the milk, Nie Bufan’s fingers twitched a bit eagerly, and he really wanted to poke a few more times.

“Bufan, how long do you want to live here?” Li Yi asked.

“En, we’ll go back today.” He turned his head and said to Zhang Junshi, “Zhang Third, can I trouble you to send someone to deliver some fresh milk to Chicken Nest Village every day? I will pay for the traveling expenses.”

So this is how you explain traveling expenses……Zhang Junshi smiled and said, “It’s no problem, you don’t need to worry about the cost, just leave it to me.”

Nie Bufan’s eyes were shining brightly, and he grasped his hand, thanking him: “Zhang Third, you are really a good brother of mine.”

“Ahem!” Li Yi faked a displeased cough from the side.

Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder, and comforted: “Although you are not very useful, at least you can knead the dough. The dumplings are quite delicious when made from the dough you knead.”

“……” Li Yi was speechless.

Zhang Junshi snickered.

Now that they decided to return to the village, the three of them did not delay anymore, and set off after cleaning up.

As soon as he entered the Chicken Nest Village, Nie Bufan didn’t even have time to say hello to his chickens, but quickly ran into his room, closed the door, and stared fixatedly at the little monkey lying on the palm of his hand.

After a long while, the little monkey remained unchanged, and he was finally relieved. It seemed that after the animals born outside the village return to the Chicken Nest village, they will still maintain their bodies and will not turn into chickens.

Was this the way to break the curse? Nie Bufan’s eyes sparkled, as if he had seen the bright future of Chicken Nest Village.

“Nie Bufan.”

At this moment, Si Chenyu’s voice came from outside the door.

Nie Bufan opened the door and said with a smile, “Brother Shi, you have need for me?”

Si Chenyu glanced him over, and found that he seemed to be emitting a rather amorous aura, and some suspicious traces were also revealed under his collar.

He couldn’t help teasing: “It looks like you have spent another night full of spring scenery.”

Nie Bufan flipped back a strand of hair that had fallen on his forehead, and cast a wink: “Brother Shi has truly sharp eyes.”

“……” Fine, he once again underestimated the thickness of this person’s face.

“Nie Bufan, look at this.” Si Chenyu took out an object from his pocket and handed it to him, asking, “It was found in your village. Do you know what it is?”

Nie Bufan took it. This object looked like the fang of a beast, the white jade was transparent, and it was carved with exquisite patterns.

“This doesn’t look like a thing from the Central Plains.” Si Chenyu stared at Nie Bufan and asked curiously, “Is it something from Chicken Nest Village?” (TN: central plains was used to refer to China in ancient times)

“It should be.” Nie Bufan thought to himself: there was 80% chance that this was dug out by those guys that liked to dig holes. They didn’t even know to hide it well, actually letting Si Chenyu discover it.

“What is ‘should be’?” Si Chenyu looked suspicious.

Nie Bufan sighed profoundly: “In fact, there are many treasures in our Chicken Nest village, but they are not properly stored. They are often picked up by some naughty chickens to play with, so I also don’t have an exact inventory.”

“You say that there are many treasures in Chicken Nest Village?” Si Chenyu was even more suspicious, “Can you let me see it?”

Nie Bufan squinted at him: “Don’t you know that ‘wealth must be kept hidden’?”

“……” Si Chenyu choked.

At this moment, the Tian Nu Nineteen suddenly ran over excitedly. Catching sight of Si Chenyu she was a bit taken aback, and then immediately adjusted her bearing. She instantly changed from agitated and rude to solemn and elegant. The speed of change amazed even Nie Bufan.

“Prince Si, I hope you are well.” She greeted him with a courteous gesture.

Si Chenyu greeted back, then turned his head and said to Nie Bufan: “I hope I will have the opportunity to see the ‘treasures’ in Chicken Nest Village in the future. Don’t worry, I will definitely not take it by force. I will take my leave now.”

After Si Chenyu left, Nineteen immediately pulled Nie Bufan into the room, and then nervously closed the door.

Nie Bufan crossed his arms around his chest and said vigilantly: “What do you want to do? I, Nie Bufan, will not sell my body!”

“What kind of nonsense is in your head?” Nineteen glanced at him contemptuously, then smiled triumphantly, pretending to mysteriously take out something from her sleeve, she whispered, “Guess what I found?”

“A magical egg?”

“Don’t mention eggs to me!” Recalling her painful experience a while ago, Nineteen said fiercely, “This time it must be correct, I found the last key!”

“Oh? What is it?” Nie Bufan widened his eyes with a look of expectation.

“This is it!” Nineteen carefully placed the thing in her hands on the table.

It was a jade pendant carved with a image of a qilin. It was crystal clear and exquisitely carved. It looked very valuable at first glance.

“It turned out to be this!” Nie Bufan said in surprise.

Nineteen proudly said: “You think it’s right too? We all guessed that the last key was based on the qilin image, and it seems to be the case now.”

Nie Bufan didn’t reply, but turned around and walked to the other side, and began to rummage in the cabinet.

“What are you looking for?” Nineteen asked strangely.

“This.” Nie Bufan took out a wooden box, opened it and faced it towards Nineteen.

Nineteen leaned forward and looked, and her whole person became stunned. She saw four jade pendants in the box, carved with a green dragon, a white tiger, a vermillion bird, and a black tortoise. Judging from the quality of the jade and the carving work, it was obviously the same as this qilin jade pendant.

Nie Bufan picked up the qilin jade pendant and said with a smile, “I didn’t think there was one more jade pendant in this set.”

Nineteen pointed at the contents of the box with a trembling finger: “This is……”

“Jade pendant.” Nie Bufan replied earnestly, “this should come from a certain master, and is a rare piece of art, and there is not a piece missing from the collection, making it even more precious as a set.”

Nineteen looked dazed, as if her soul had floated up into the sky.

Nie Bufant sincerely thanked her: “Truly, my thanks to you.”

Nineteen only felt dizzy, and then she desperately beat her fist on the table, a stifled scream sounded from her mouth: “Ah! Why? Just why?”

Nie Bufan kindly poured her a cup of water and comforted her: “Calm, calm.”

“I can’t calm down!” Nineteen irritably said, “I have been searching for so long, why can’t I find the last key?”

“Be patient, you will definitely find it.” Nie Bufan sat calmly at the table, stroking Wukong while he consoled Nineteen.

“I’m almost out of confidence.” Nineteen sat down in the chair dejectedly.

Nie Bufan’s eyes flickered and he suggested: “Why don’t you continue looking for it until after Lixia. If you still don’t find it by then, I will definitely find a way to help you solve the problem. And will definitely not let you lose face.” (TN: Lixia or Start of Summer, 7th of the 24 solar terms)

“Really?”

“Really.” Nie Bufan nodded with prudence.

“Brother Nie, you are so kind!” Nineteen was so grateful, looking at him as if looking at God.

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Nie Bufan’s chin was slightly raised, feeling quite impressive, and he accepted Nineteen’s worshipful gaze with peace of mind.

This fellow was too fudging deceitful!

TN: Nineteen’s catchphrase has now become “Why? Just why?” 😂

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The Cruel Tyrant CH 029 Surrounded

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Shi Yan drove the carriage to a stop at the front of the city gates.

The soldiers felt even more cheered when seeing Shi Yan’s high quality clothes: “Where are you from? Do you have travel documents?”

Shi Yan took out a thin piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to the soldier.

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The soldier took the paper and glanced at it saying: “Fifteen people, two taels each, thirty taels in total.”

Shi Yan looked at him coldly and said: “The law of the Qing kingdom clearly stipulates that the fee for entering the city is ten coins per person.”

The soldier snorted and said: “Our Jinyang City also expressly stipulates that the entrance fee is two taels per person, not one cent less.”

“You are defying the laws of this kingdom.” Shi Yan was also a person born into a poor family so he especially hated this kind of bullying.

The soldiers gathered around laughed and said: “We have only our Prince’s law and no kimgdom’s law. The Prince’s orders are the law. If you want to go in, you have to pay for it, or get out of here, don’t be being an eyesore……”

With a flash of cold light, the sharp blade came out of the sheath, and a blood stain appeared on the necks of each of the soldiers in the blink of an eye.

After realizing what happened, the soldiers hurriedly drew out their sabers in a cold sweat and stood a distance away, pointing and cursing fiercely: “Fuck, you don’t want to live anymore, this is Jinyang City.”

Shi Yan snorted and didn’t even look at them as he drove the carriage into the city.

These soldiers were not completely brainless, at least they did not charge forward towards death, but rushed back to bring more soldiers.

In Jinyang City, Su Mu, Yun Feiyu, Liu Xi and others directly booked an inn.

In the guest room, Liu Xi gracefully brewed tea for Su Mu, and asked: “Your Highness, was it inappropriate for us to enter the city with such a big fanfare.”

“I was just worried about not having a chance to deal with him. That he actively look for death is just perfect for me.” Su Mu said coldly, taking the teacup.

Liu Xi frowned slightly. Now he and Su Mu could be said to be grasshoppers on the same rope (TN: expression meaning in the same boat). More accurately, Su Mu controlled the destiny of him and his family. If anything happened to Su Mu, the people close to the Crown Prince would also not meet with a pleasant ending.

He had to remind the other: “But Your Highness, if the news that you are not in the palace reaches the ears of the rebels, wouldn’t it give them a chance to take advantage of it.”

Su Mu’s eyes were deep, and occasionally a trace of murderous intent leaked out, causing Liu Xi on the side to feel icy cold.

“The rebel parties lost at least one-third of their troops last time during the siege. Before the news of Ben Gong’s departure from the palace is confirmed, the parties would be too afraid to repeat the same mistakes and would not dare to send troops easily. Even if they confirmed that Ben Gong is no longer in Qing kingdom, but so what? The armies that Chen Wei and Qin Kunyu have command of are not just decorations. When Ben Gong has succeeded in botrowing soldiers from the Wu kingdom, it will be the death of those rebels.” The tea cup in his hand was suddenly crushed into powder.

Liu Xi was too afraid to look directly at Su Mu’s bloodthirsty eyes, but he was still a little worried.

Were the soldiers of the Wu kingdom that easy to borrow just because he said so? Where did the Crown Prince get such confidence from?

Seeing Liu Xi’s expression, Su Mu knew what he was thinking. After all, he had pulled the other onto his chariot so Su Mu looked at him and smiled, “Don’t worry, even if Ben Gong was in the palace, the rebel parties would still not make less trouble. I have 90% chance of succeeding in borrowing soldiers from the Wu kingdom. And even if we fail, at least we won’t be prisoners of the rebels. As they say, it’s not too late for a gentleman to avenge himself even after ten years. As long as one is alive, why be afraid of there not being a chance to destroy the rebels?”

A heart-warming smile appeared on that handsome face, and the beauty was enough to turn anyone’s head.

Liu Xi knew that he himself was good-looking, because there were many people who were obsessed with his appearance. But after seeing the Crown Prince’s brilliant smile at this moment, he felt that if those people saw this face, they would definitely feel that he was nothing special in comparison.

Dazed momentatily by Su Mu’s flawless beauty, Liu Xi quickly returned to his senses and put on a smiling face. He asked: “Your Highness has to continue traveling on the road tomorrow. Please rest early, chen will take my leave.”

Although Liu Xi had made up his mind to follow Su Mu, he did not intend to continue to be part of the Crown Prince’s harem. The Crown Prince’s bed always left him half-dead every time, and he didn’t want to experience it again.

Liu Xi quickly turned around and opened the door, but suddenly saw Shi Yan rushing over.

“What happened?” Liu Xi asked.

“The inn is surrounded.” Shi Yan said.

Liu Xi frowned, and when he turned around, he saw Su Mu sneering.

“Your Highness, what shall we do?” That Liu Xi would ask this question, it was naturally because he expected Su Mu’s instructions.

From the beginning when Su Mu entered the city without being low-key at all, everyone guessed that the Crown Prince was looking to make trouble for the Prince of Jinyang. But they didn’t expect the Prince of Jinyang to come looking for death so quickly.

In the dark night, each of the burning torches caused the entire inn to be completely visible.

“The thieves in the inn, hurry and come meet your death.” A loud voice was heard clearly in the ears of Su Mu and the others.

“Which dog is this that hasn’t been chained and left to bark everywhere!” Liu Xi walked behind Su Mu and sneered, looking at the yelling person on the horse as if looking at a dead man.

Daring to yell arrogantly in front of the Crown Prince; he had not seen anyone who did the same and survived another night.

The new arrival rode on his horse and was heavily protected by guards. He had a naturally glaring face and did not seem like a good person. He looked at Liu Xi with a lewd smile and said, “The face is not bad! It’s a pity that it’s a male.”

Then he saw Lan Lan who was still inside, and lascivious eyes stared at her incessantly.

Lan Lan hid behind Su Mu in disgust.

Family was Liu Xi’s nilin (TN: from the legend in Han Feizi of a scale under a dragon’s chin that grows backwards and causes the dragon to enter a fit of rage if touched). He could tolerate the humiliation and abuse of the Crown Prince but he couldn’t stand the disrespect of others towards his mother.

Liu Xi walked over and stood in front of Lan Lan, his eyes were cold, and with a raise of his sleeves diamond-shaped darts suddenly shot out.

The person on the horse immediately let out a grunt. He clutched at his chest and glared at Liu Xi, shouting to the surrounding soldiers: “Take this group of rebel thieves down.”

The blood on his shoulder dripped down sluggishly, and the sharp pain from the wound made him furious. He shouted viciously: “Catch them and kill them all for me, but leave that woman.”

Liu Xi was even more angry when he heard those words, and the concealed weapons rained down on the one speaking such disrespect.

He had been a spy for so many years, and it was not in vain. His martial arts were mediocre but he was quite good at using hidden weapons. Against the Crown Prince it was like a mayfly trying to shake a tree, but it was enough to deal with this straw bag (TN: usueless, idiot).

Five or six hundred people charged forward, which seemed to be a lot, but to Su Mu it was no different from there being none at all. He stood there motionless as he looked on coldly. Several hidden guards and Liu Xi solved the problem without him personally having to make a move.

When the leader was thrown at Su Mu’s feet, he still couldn’t see the situation clearly and countinued shouting: “You group of rebel thieves had better let go of this general, or the Prince will surely dismember and chop up your corpses!”

Liu Xi coldly snorted and kicked the leader’s back, saying coldly: “He is nothing.” Then he looked at Su Mu who was sitting on a stool drinking tea leisurely and asked: “Your Highness……”

“It’s up to you.” Liu Xi had yet to ask but Su Mu already knew what he wanted.

Liu Yuanhua’s family was not good to Liu Xi’s mother and her two sons. Later, when the Liu family was seized and executed, Liu Xi not only did not intercede but had the rest of the Liu family also be beheaded.

How could such a vindictive person let go of someone who had bad intentions toward his mother?

Seeing Liu Xi dragging the person into the backyard like one would drag a dead pig, Su Mu knew that this person might not die so easily.

Yun Feiyu sat beside Su Mu, and the fresh and elegant orchid fragrance around him made people feel peaceful. He smiled and asked: “Your Highness, do you want to kill Prince of Jinyang?”

After hearing this, Su Mu said coldly: “This kind of scum, death would not be a pity.”

Yun Feiyu smiled and said nothing.

But Qin Ye looked at Su Mu with a sneer on his face and said: “Your Highness is right. It is better for this kind of scum that kill and harm innocent people to die as soon as possible, so as not to continue harming the people.”

Su Mu raised his head to look at Qin Ye, and then said: “Qin Ye, I find that your head is full of paste. How could Qin Kunyu give birth to something like you?”

With a “bang” the table almost collapsed, and Qin Ye stood up angrily: “Su Mochi!”

Su Mu sat in the chair leisurely and looked up at the angry Qin Ye with a smile: “I think you must have forgotten your IQ when you were born.”

Although Qin Ye didn’t quite understand what Su Mu meant, he also knew that it was nothing complimentary. He stared at Su Mu and questioned: “Does Your Highness think that only others are guilty of a capital crime when they corrupt the law and kill human life, while you can kill the innocent however you like without any repercussions.”

Lan Lan lowered her head and didn’t know what to do. Yun Feiyu had a smile in his eyes but remained silent.

Su Mu suddenly stopped, and the smile on his face gradually dissipated. Su Mochi committing many inhumane acts was a fact, and Su Mu could not deny it.

“Everyone will pay for the mistakes they have made, how do you know I didn’t.” Su Mu said solemnly.

“But you have not lost even a strand of hair, so the price you paid is truly ‘big’.” Qin Ye mocked.

Su Mu raised his head and suddenly smiled again: “How can you conclude that what you see is a certain fact. As for you, how much do you even know.”

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Qin Ye sneered and said: “I don’t know much, but I know that ‘when the royal family breaks the law they must also face the same punishment as the common people.’ This is what your Su family wrote into the laws of the Qing kingdom.”

Su Mu glanced at him mildly, then turned to go upstairs.

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Back To The Beginning Of Ming To Do Charity CH 051 Dying With Remaining Grievances

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On the day of the attack on Gaoyou there was rare good weather.

There was no wind, thousands of miles without clouds, and the sky was blue and clear like it had been washed. Lin Yuan led an army of more than ten thousand. Zhu Yuanzhang, Chen Baisong, and Li Congrong all followed him. Gaoyou had 10,000 permanent troops, but it was only called ten thousand strong. Among them, there were many old, weak, sick and disabled. The military households have been military households for generations. The father died and his son inherited the titles and land, and when his son died the grandson inherited everything. In terms of fighting strength, Lin Yuan’s army was not their opponent.

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But many years have passed.

The Mongolian warriors who were brave and superior in fighting have gradually lost their former glory.

Moreover, most of the people in the army were of ethnic Han, and the Han were at the bottom of the society in the Yuan Dynasty. Even in the army, only very few could climb up in status.

Some of them joined the army for their livelihood, but some were forced into the army.

It goes without saying that the people’s hearts and loyalty were unstable.

Weapons and equipment have also not been updated for many years.

Once they began to worry about whether they could win this battle, they had already lost half of it.

People on Lin Yuan’s side worship Lin Yuan blindly, and they think that as long as they follow Lin Yuan, there was no unwinnable battle.

In terms of momentum, Lin Yuan’s army has an advantage.

Sometimes the commoners were not necessarily worse than the official army, and sometimes the so-called faith could indeed make people brave.

The soldiers followed Lin Yuan, and no one whispered to each other. All the training under a collective system was indeed useful.

Although the soldiers have not been trained to march, but because the soldiers were in good spirits, they actually all marched neatly on the road.

Wanhu Ulaanbaalsi of Gaoyou was lying on the bed when he heard that someone was attacking the city, with his arms around a beauty offered by his subordinates. As soon as he heard the news, he immediately threw aside the woman in his arms. The woman rolled to the ground and finally stopped with her limbs spread out, a purple palm print on her neck——she was already strangled to death by Ulaanbaalsi before he fell asleep. (TN: wanhu: ducal title meaning lord of 10,000 households also translated as Marquis)

Ulaanbaalsi cursed, but he hurriedly put on his clothes, and then went to get his longbow and knife.

“What happened?” Ulaanbaalsi asked his confidante as he walked.

The confidante followed him: “They are attacking the city, wanhu, our people will not be able to resist for long.”

Ulaanbaalsi widened his eyes and roared: “What did you say?!”

The confidante swallowed and fearing that Ulaanbaalsi would turn his knife on him, kept a distance from Ulaanbaalsi as he said: “Wanhu, we have only 7,000 people! Among them, there are nearly half who are old, weak, sick and disabled! The enemy has explosives, wanhu!”

Ulaanbaalsi was very self-preserving. He turned his head and asked, “Everyone has gone over?”

The confidante nodded: “All the troops that can be mobilized have gone.”

Ulaanbaalsi asked again: “How many people are in the other party? Do you know who is the leader?”

The confidante said: “There may be more than ten thousand, and the leader……I am afraid it is the South Bodhisattva of Taizhou.”

Ulaanbaalsi knew about this South Bodhisattva, and many people in the army believed in him, but these people did not dare to speak out. As early as a month ago, Ulaanbaalsi had killed several followers of the South Bodhisattva. These people felt that there was no future in following the Yuan army. They had originally planned to call on some in the army to go to Taizhou and join the South Bodhisattva, but were betrayed to Ulaanbaalsi who killed them all for the sake of restoring stability to the military.

But though the people were killed, the only result was that the people in the army dared not talk about the South Bodhisattva anymore.

Ulaanbaalsi’s eyes flickered and he said to his confidante: “You go over first, and I will write for help.”

The confidante did not suspect him, and he went to the city wall.

But Ulaanbaalsi returned to his house.

He was a wanhu, and knew that even if he asked for help now, it would not be possible for the reinforcements to come over in such a short time.

Moreover, there were now many calls of rebellion, even if they asked for help, there may not necessarily be reinforcements coming.

He knew his own military strength. If he lost, he would surely die, and he couldn’t see the hope of winning.

He kicked away the body of the woman in the house and started to pack up valuables.

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Zhou Siwu followed behind a fellow soldier, holding a rusty knife in his hand. He didn’t even have a helmet and was only dressed in cloth. His armor was his flesh and blood. It was the first time Zhou Siwu went on the battlefield. He was a forcibly recruited soldier. He only remembered that he was a farmer in a village and there was a girl who was his childhood sweetheart. But then a group of soldiers appeared. Because his childhood sweetheart was the best-looking girl in the area, she was called to serve the leader of that group of soldiers.

At that time, he was so angry that he wanted to rush to rescue his sweetheart with his axe.

But when he was near the yard, he thought of his family.

He squatted on the ground, and finally couldn’t help crying in pain. He seemed to hear the screams of his sweetheart, but he couldn’t do anything but listen numbly.

For a moment, he felt that he might as well die.

He squatted there until dawn broke the next day, and the sound of a rooster crowing reached his ears.

He thought in his heart that even if his sweetheart was defiled, he still admired her and was willing to marry her. He could treat it as if it had never happened in his life.

But the heavens did not give him a chance.

After his sweetheart was sent home, she committed suicide while her family was away.

Before he could even see her one last time, she was taken away.

Zhou Siwu had waited all this time. He thought, weapons have no eyes on the battlefield, and he would have a chance to kill that leader.

He endured the suffering in silence and waited year after year, finally waiting for this day.

Zhou Siwu held the hilt of his knife tightly and looked at the leader ahead.

This was the only way he could think of that would not implicate his family.

When the leader died, he would also end his life.

He remembered that his fellow soldier had said that the people under the South Bodhisattva had a good life. He also said that serving as the South Bodhisattva’s soldiers would not face unfair treatment, and the leaders there would not be able to take civilian girls, otherwise they would be subjected to military law.

Looking at the sky Zhou Siwu thought, if the man who was in charge of the place where his family lived was the South Bodhisattva, would his sweetheart not die, would he be able to marry her and have a few children? Men farming and women weaving, just living a normal life.

Zhou Siwu lowered his head, fearing that the resentment in his eyes might be seen.

The soldiers around him did not speak.

Apart from fear, everyone felt only numbness.

When they climbed up to the top of the city wall, Zhou Siwu joined the soldiers stationed there. The leader scolded him: “Useless thing! Take up your knife!”

Zhou Siwu glanced at the leader.

The leader saw his red eyes, and thinking he was afraid, mocked: “As expected of Han people, all cowards!”

Suddenly Zhou Siwu knelt down, shaking all over.

The leader felt that he had frightened the other and spat: “You dare not kill the enemy, but you kneel very quickly.”

Zhou Siwu crawled over slowly and hugged the leader’s leg.

The leader wanted to kick him away, but found that he was hugging too tightly, and cursed: “Let go!”

Zhou Siwu gritted his teeth and suddenly pulled out the knife. He raised his hand and inserted the blade into the leader’s stomach then he slid to the side. The leader looked shocked as his intestines fell out of his stomach, hurriedly trying to hold it with his hands but he was kicked down the city wall by Zhou Siwu.

Someone came to suppress him. Zhou Siwu kneeled on the ground motionless like a dead man. He was ready to die a long time ago. Anyway, this battle would definitely be lost. He would be dead by then, and no one would pursue his crimes. It would not affect his parents and brothers.

Just when he thought that he was bound to die, suddenly someone killed the person who was holding him down.

Zhou Siwu looked up and saw a fellow soldier who he was close to standing in front of him.

He heard him say: “I quit! I have been using my life to defend this Mongolian empire! I f**king rebel! I’m going to open the city gate! Welcome the South Bodhisattva into the city! I would rather serve as a soldier under the South Bodhisattva!”

The soldier looked around, a long and hideous scar on his dark face. At this time, it shifted with his expression like a centipede.

The soldiers in their team did not speak.

They were already desperate, no matter how obedient, they would always be punished for the mistakes of their superiors instead. The young people come in, thirteen or fourteen years old, and because of unreasonable charges they were administered with the military stick until beaten bloody. And then struggling all night before dying.

“I don’t want to swallow my grievances anymore!”

“Brother! We listen to you!”

“Anyway, if advance and retreat all mean death! Then, it’s better to take a bet!”

Zhou Siwu didn’t expect that he would survive. He stared blankly at everything in front of him, and he didn’t understand why all of a sudden, his fellow soldiers had rebelled and were going to open the city gate.

He just hated the leader. He didn’t have the guts to rebel, and he didn’t have the guts to fight against the court.

He was afraid of implicating his family.

Weren’t his fellow soldiers afraid of implicating their family?

Zhou Siwu’s mind became muddy, and he couldn’t figure out anything, climbing down the city wall with his fellow soldiers in a daze.

When they got close to the soldiers guarding the city gate, he finally came back to himself, and said to his comrades in fear: “No, no, we can’t rebel, what would happen to our families if we rebel? What would happen to our parents?!”

The soldier suddenly laughed: “Who knows if they are still alive.”

“The world has fallen into chaos and so many people have been displaced, how do you know that your parents have not become refugees?”

“I want to live, I don’t want to die, I’m unable to care about that many things!”

Zhou Siwu wanted to persuade them, he burst into tears, grabbed the hand of the soldier, opened his mouth and said hoarsely: “I don’t know if my parents are still there, but I dare not gamble, let’s not open the city gate. Let’s escape! Let’s escape! We can still live!”

“How to escape? Where would we escape?” The soldier smiled with difficulty, “Look at it for yourself, where can you escape? Can you escape? There is no way! Zhou Siwu! Let’s open the gates now! The South Bodhisattva comes in, and we still have a chance to survive! If the gate is not opened, if they charge in, then we will have to die!”

Zhou Siwu said in a trance: “Being a soldier one must be prepared for death……”

“But that doesn’t mean we should die for that group of beasts!”

Zhou Siwu took a step back in fear.

He did not dare to oppose the imperial court, after all it was the imperial court!

How could they dare to open the city gate!

Zhou Siwu turned to run, but his comrade strangled his neck with a rope from behind.

Zhou Siwu struggled with hands scratching randomly, eyeballs protruding from his eye sockets.

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Before losing consciousness, he heard his comrade say: “We saved you, but you still want to be a dog for the court. It’s better that you go die.”

Zhou Siwu’s body collapsed limply at the foot of the city wall.

His eyes were open.

He had died with remaining grievances.

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After The Vicious Cannon Fodder Was Reborn CH 005 Show Off One’s Skills

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Outside H Studio City, Da Mao and Xiao Pang, who were so angry they looked like two pufferfish, followed behind Tao Mu.

“Is that f**ker surnamed Luo mentally ill? As if whoever Ye Yao likes has anything to do with you, what right does he have to take it out on you!”

“That’s right! This pathetic crew, let’s quit! So what if he’s an investor! If worse comes to worse I’ll call my dad and ask him to invest in the crew, we’ll catapult you to the male lead!”

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“How can they bully people so much!”

After bearing the brunt of the water hose pressure for an entire afternoon, Tao Mu felt both mentally and physically tired. Suddenly he stopped in his tracks, and the chattering Da Mao and Xiao Pang behind him also stopped.

H Town in July was the hottest in the year. Though the Actors’ Guild would basically stop issuing actor licenses at the end of June, it still didn’t stop those newcomers with star dreams coming over by any means necessary to be an extra on a set. And combined with the people who come to travel during the summer vacation, the crew’s own staff and the celebrity’s own team, the small H Studio City would always be packed with crowds.

But right now, the street where Tao Mu was walking on was very deserted. Occasionally, people passing by also hurried past with their heads bowed and tucked into their chests, as if they couldn’t wait to get out of there——the reason being a group of shirtless and beefy extras who were gathered on the streets. For the convenience of filming or to escape the heat, a few of them had even shaved their heads, causing them to look quite fierce, like gangsters seen in TV dramas. Unknowing outsiders would naturally avoid them.

Tao Mu recognized these people. They were also martial arts body doubles hired by the crew of “Purple Cloud”, but they were not the same as Tao Mu, who was a lone wolf. This group gathered together to support each other. The leader was called Gou Rixin, nicknamed Big Dog, known as brother Gou, and was actually quite a well-known group leader among extras.

Many people say that he was righteous with brotherly loyalty. However, when Da Mao and Xiao Pang met this group of people, they looked as if they were meeting their enemies——because when Fatty Liu asked someone to take them out of the crew, it was this group of people who did it.

Da Mao was furious: “F**k, this is endless! You really take me for a coward, huh?”

Xiao Pang also cursed, “Surnamed Gou, you addicted to aiding the villian, right? Is surnamed Liu your father or something, for you to show such filial respect! If you have the balls then let’s have a one-on-one. If your gramps, I, don’t beat you until you piss in your pants then I am your grandson!”

Tao Mu pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a pounding headache: “What do you want to do?”

As he spoke, his eyes searched the corners and under walls to see if there were any wooden sticks or bricks.

“Don’t misunderstand, us brothers are here to apologize.” The dark-skinned and tall Gou Rixin took two steps forward. The big fellow was about 1.8 meters tall, but standing in front of Tao Mu, he appeared a bit awkward and mincing: “This afternoon, we were not only listening to Fatty Liu. After all, you are still working in the crew, and if these two kids really cause trouble it would not be good for anyone.”

This was true. But——

Tao Mu chuckled, “So what, I have to thank you?”

“That’s not necessary.” Don’t know whether he didn’t hear Tao Mu’s ridicule, or deliberately pretended not to have heard it, Gou Rixin waved his hand with a serious expression: “I said it before, I just brought my brothers to apologize today. You have a hard-temper and good martial arts skills, and us brothers all admire that. I also know that today’s matter, no matter how I say it, it is not something to be excused. So……”

Gou Rixin stretched out his hand and rubbed the back of his head: “A few of us have inquired around and heard that today is your birthday. So we all discussed it and wanted to treat you to drinks. One is to celebrate your birthday. Two is to apologize. Once we’re at the wine table we’ll definitely accept punishment and guzzle it all down. If we frown at anytime, then we are not men.” (TN: Chinese custom to show apology or respect by drinking alcohol, sometimes not just 1 or 2 glasses of it either)

He seemed to rarely make such a long speech, stuttering a bit as he spoke. And the remarks were especially like lines copied from Hong Kong films. This blatant middle school 2nd year syndrome…… (TN: middle school 2nd year syndrome refers to the opionated, rebellious and immature thinking that is prevalent at this period of adolescent growth. The slang came to be used for everyone exhibiting these traits so not just actual middle school 2nd years)

Tao Mu lowered his eyes, his temples aching slightly. He seemed to be coming down with a fever.

Da Mao disagreed: “Who wants you to apologize. Slap someone first and then give them a sweet? You treating us as kindergarten kids?”

“That’s right!” Xiao Pang also followed up with the mocking: “And buying drinks to make amends. Who are you scaring? If you have the ability, then make amends with three knives six holes!” (TN: gang rule for making amends, basically stabbing yourself three times all the way through, hence 3 knife wounds, 6 punctures)

Being mocked like this, the group of martial arts extras behind Gou Rixin couldn’t sit still anymore: “Don’t be speaking like that, kid. We listened to Fatty Liu’s words and dragged the two of you out. But did we do anything else to you? Brother Gou was just afraid that you’ll cause trouble in the crew. The way you looked, what if you really did hit the investor——”

Da——family owns a mine fuerdai——Mao coldly snorted, “I’m afraid of him?”

“Yes, you are not afraid. What about Tao Mu? Does he still want to work in the crew afterwards?”

With these words, Da Mao and Xiao Pang became sheepish.

Gou Rixin waited until his underling had finished speaking before he looked at Tao Mu again with a sincere expression: “Brother, us brothers really admire you and want to make friends with you. I also know that you are different from us and was admitted to a film school. You’re definitely going to be a big hit in the future. Me saying something like this here, might seem like I’m trying to claim connections……”

“Everyone here is an extra, so what connections?” Tao Mu waved his hand, his face was a little pale, but he said decisively: “We’ve decided to go clubbing at night. If you want to join in the fun then come along. I got a headache from the water hose, so I’ll be going back to sleep now.”

Seeing that Tao Mu had already decided, Da Mao let out a cold snort and simply reported the name of the bar. As for the time, it depended on when Tao Mu woke up.

Gou Rixin got the result he wanted, and no longer carried on. He took his group of brothers and went off to get dinner, and on the way they could pay the fee first before the three of them went to the bar——the big man never go back on his words, he said to treat them to drinks then that meant he should also pay the bill!

On the other side, Tao Mu went straight to bed when he returned to the rental house and slept like a log.

This house was helped rented by the old group extra who Tao Mu and the others met up with when they came to H Town. It was very close to the scenic areas and the commercial areas. It was only about ten minutes by walk. As for the waiting place for extras looking for a gig, it was also directly downstairs. The three bedroom and one living room house was decorated like a university dormitory. Each room was equipped with four beds, and underneath was a connected wardrobe and desk. There was a separate bathroom and kitchen outside, with a shower in the bathroom. There was also a TV in the living room. The rent was 200 yuan per bed, excluding water and electricity.

When they came back, the news that someone had made things difficult for Tao Mu only for him to amaze everyone on the set had already spread. The group extras who lived under the same roof all came over to inquire about the gossip. They were so well informed it surprised Da Mao and Xiao Pang.

However, they were worried that so many people gathered in the living room to talk would disturb Tao Mu’s sleep, so they took everyone to the snack bar downstairs to talk——the snack bar had air conditioning, and the group extras had to treat the two in order to hear the gossip. It killed two birds with one stone, not only do they get a free meal, Tao Mu could also sleep well.

When Tao Mu woke up and went downstairs to look for them, he saw Da Mao and Xiao Pang standing in the snack bar, looking like two storytellers as they recounted something. A crowd of melon eating audience sat around them in a few small round tables——the tables were cluttered with bottles of beer, fried peanuts, fried clams, fried sea melon seeds and other side dishes. When something exciting was mentioned, they all clapped their hands and whistled.

The noise could even be heard across the street.

The proprietress who was listening eagerly by the counter saw Tao Mu pushing open the door and entering. She paused in eating melon seeds and said, “Hey, Xiao Mu is here! What do you want to eat tonight, this sister will treat you.”

Even before she finished speaking, some familiar old customers laughed and joked: “Aiyo, different treatment! I say, lady boss, you can’t just look at Tao Mu’s handsome face and give him special treatment. If you want to treat people, how can you only treat Tao Mu? In any case you have to let everyone feel the good fortune right?”

“F**k your mother’s smelly sh*t! You think I’m stupid! Treat you hungry wolves will mean I’ll be eaten out of my little shop.” The lady proprietor glanced at the old customer: “Besides, today is Tao Mu’s birthday. I treat the little birthday star to dinner, that’s justified. Maybe when the little birthday star becomes famous one day, he could even help me promote this little shop. But what use is there in treating you bunch of old gangsters. It’s practically using meat buns to hit the dog.”

The proprietress rolled her sleeves, cursed the old customers out, then turned around and yelled at the kitchen: “Old Feng, make two of your best dishes, and then give Xiao Mu a bowl of longevity noodles. Also, bring the barbecued pork that I marinated last night.” (TN: again, like Ah and Xiao, Old + name is a familiar/affectionate way of calling someone)

Turning around, she smiled at Tao Mu and said, “This barbcued marinated pork is this sister’s secret weapon. I don’t let just ordinary people taste it.”

Tao Mu smiled and thanked her. Knowing that Tao Mu hadn’t eaten in the evening, the owner cooking in the back kitchen quickly served Tao Mu’s longevity noodles and a plate of barbecued marinated pork. Before Tao Mu had even moved his chopsticks, Da Mao and Xiao Pang had already stretched out their paws eagerly.

The pork had been warming in the boss’s big iron pot, and it was still steaming when it was brought out. The two little wolfhounds who stole the food were scalded into barking painfully, and the one with the thicker fur also did not forget to say: “This is really good. The lady boss is indeed the lady boss, she is not only good-looking, but also good at cooking. No wonder brother Feng treat you like a treasure.”

The more candid Xiao Pang disagreed: “I think it’s okay. It doesn’t seem to be more delicious than brother Mu’s. If you ask me, brother Mu’s cooking skills is the real deal, the stewed chicken claws are crispy and crunchy, and satisfyingly chewy. Sprinkle sesame seeds on it and then roast it over the fire, the taste will have you wishing to swallow your own tongue.” It’s a pity that Tao Mu was too lazy, the number of times he cooked could be counted with his fingers.

Won’t you shut up! Not even eating could shut you up!

Da Mao gave Xiao Pang a resentful look. So much to nitpick despite eating a free meal, this child really deserved a beating.

The glare had Xiao Pang feeling bewildered: “Why are you glaring at me?”

“So it turns out that Xiao Mu can cook luwei?” The lady boss’ eyes lit up and she looked at Tao Mu with a smile: “Young and handsome and also a great cook, your girlfriend is definitely blessed.” (TN: food prepared by stewing in soy sauce and spices)

She knew that Tao Mu could cook because she came across Tao Mu when she went to the morning market to purchase groceries with Old Feng. Apparently he was not accustomed to the taste of southern cuisine, and wanted to cook something familiar for himself. The proprietress remembered very clearly that Tao Mu made sweet and sour pork ribs, steamed fish and yellow braised lamb that time. The fragrance floating down from the upper floor when the dishes came out of the pot almost sent the gluttons in the shop to go on a riot.

Just that time left a deep impression of Tao Mu’s culinary skills on the proprietress. It’s a pity that they were not very familiar with each other at that time, and the lady boss was too embarrassed to go upstairs and ask for a taste.

“Of course. You better believe me, let brother Mu show off his skills to you another day.” Xiao Pang put his arm around Tao Mu’s shoulders and decided for Tao Mu. Only for his greasy right hand to move awat carefully under Tao Mu’s gaze.

Xiao Pang’s remarks reminded many old customers of the fragrant food they smelled at noon that day, and they immediately heckled: “Don’t believe it, don’t believe it, unless Tao Mu shows us his skills.”

“Ai, you better believe me.” Seeing that Tao Mu was questioned, Xiao Pang suddenly became anxious, both his face and neck was flushed: “I didn’t lie, our brother Mu’s cooking is first class excellent.”

Including the boss and his wife, all the diners burst into laughter. Wang Ye covered his face with one hand, and couldn’t bear to look straight at his stupid childhood friend.

Only Tao Mu did not react.

Relying on the bowl of barbecued marinated pork she gave away for free, the lady boss smiled and asked: “I say, Xiao Mu, are you interested in showing off your skills to this sister?”

After a pause, she added: “You don’t need to prepare the ingredients, they are all ready for you in the shop. You can come here as soon as it is convenient for you.”

“And sister won’t let you do it for free. Let’s make an agreement, if your luwei is really better than sister’s. Then in the next month, you and Da Mao and Xiao Pang won’t have to cook for yourselves. You three can take your meals here at my little shop. What do you think?”

Before she finished speaking, there were already customers heckling: “Yo, the lady boss is too terrible. The rich lady only keeps one handsome young guy at a time. But you be keeping three at once!”

“F**k your mother’s sh*t!” The proprietress’ phoenix eyes glared, and she put her hands on her waist as she cursed them out, “Dare to make fun of your mama, you don’t want to live, is that it?”

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The cursed out guest cupped their hands with a look of pretend fear, and everyone burst out into laughs.

The lady boss having gone to this extent, Tao Mu could not in good conscience reject her bluntly, so he had to say: “Then this Saturday. I have no scenes on Saturday, so I’ll take you up on your suggestion and cook a meal. Count it as thanks for boss and lady boss taking care of us these days.”

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The Cruel Tyrant CH 028 The Zhang Family Village

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Su Mu got up before dawn. As a modern elite white-collar man who worked 9 to 5, Su Mu now felt that his previous life was practically indolent.

The weeds under the eaves still carried dew. As their arrival coincided with the autumn harvest, the Zhang family could be seen to have already collected a lot of grain from the fields.

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There was still some chill in the morning, but Zhang Datong and his daughters-in-law and sons were sweating profusely. They were surprised to see Su Mu wake up so early: “Why doesn’t Gongzi take some more rest?”

Su Mu smiled and said, “Getting up early and going to bed early is key to being healthy.”

This year there was no harvest in the Xijiang area because of the drought. Although other parts of the Qing kingdom were not as affected, the harvest was still reduced by half. Su Mu saw that the grains Zhang Datong collected back were all plump and had an attractive golden yellow luster. He couldn’t help but wonder, and asked: “Laorenjia, the harvest everywhere is not good this year, but why is the quality of your grain so good?”

Zhang Datong’s second son had thick eyebrows and big eyes. He had a sturdy body and tanned skin. He also had a rather gullible looking face and appeared even more honest when he grinned: “This is a kind of grain my father found in the mountains. The yield is one and a half times higher than ordinary grain. My father spent several years cultivating it before we reached this result.”

Was this, a natural variant of mutagenic seeds?!

Hybrid rice!

Su Mu felt his heart begin to beat quickly, and restraining his excitement, he asked: “How much grain can you harvest per mu of land, laorenjia?” (TN: mu=classifier for fields; unit of area equal to one fifteenth of a hectare)

Zhang Datong glared at his son subtly, and said: “This year, one mu of land has probably been harvested for five dan.”

One dan was equal to 150 catties, so 5 dan was 750 catties. Even the best harvest on a mu of land in a good year could not have better results.

“Then what is your highest dan that you collected for a mu of land?” Su Mu asked again.

“Answering Gongzi, more than 6 dan.” Zhang Datong replied calmly.

More than 900 catties!!!

Su Mu felt that his heart was about to jump out.

Su Mu, who realized that he had stumbled on a treasure chest, immediately invited Zhang Datong for a private chat in his room.

On the square table in the main hall, a table of fairly sumptuous dishes had already gone cold.

Yun Feiyu, Liu Xi, Qin Ye, and Lan Lan all sat upright at the table. No one dared to move the chopsticks before the Crown Prince came.

Lan Lan was a little uncomfortable facing the stunning members of the Crown Prince’s harem. Seeing that the atmosphere was dull, she got up and said, “I’m going to heat up the food, Xiao Xi, go and invite the Crown Prince over to eat.”

Liu Xi just wore ordinary black clothes, but he still managed to pull off a seductive beauty. He was tall and slender with long legs, and none of the daughters-in-law of Zhang Datong’s family dared to look directly at him.

As soon as Liu Xi walked near the room where the Crown Prince was, he saw two door gods with expressionless faces standing at guard.

“Is Gongzi still inside?” Liu Xi asked.

Shi Nuo nodded expressionlessly.

Liu Xi said again: “It’s almost past the meal time, so please ask Gongzi if he is ready for the meal.”

Shi Nuo nodded, turned and knocked on the door: “Gongzi, please have your breakfast.”

Inside the room, Su Mu, who was having a great conversation with Zhang Datong, came back to his senses when he heard Shi Nuo’s voice, and found that he was indeed hungry but was too excited to notice.

Su Mu was a little embarrassed and said: “I have been rude.” Then he said to the people outside: “Bring in the food.”

“Yes.” After Shi answered, he went to bring the breakfast over for Su Mu.

Su Mu kept himself and Zhang Datong in the same room for the whole day. If they hadn’t appeared at the table in the evening, suspicions would probably arise that the Crown Prince’s taste had become even more hardcore.

Early the next morning, Su Mu took his attendants and set off again, but he left Shi Nuo behind in the Zhang family village, as well as a few secret guards.

Su Mu’s order to Shi Nuo was to protect Zhang Datong and his family no matter what happened.

This person and these grain, were too important.

In the evening, Su Mu and the others arrived at Jinyang City.

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The dilapidated city walls appeared to have passed a long time since it was last repaired. The soldiers guarding the city oppressed the people with ferocious faces. Suddenly their eyes lit up when they saw several carriages arriving.

A fat sheep had come.

The soldiers exchanged looks and thought tacitly.

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 034 Three Person Bed Fight

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Nie Bufan stared closely at the little monkey that broke out of its shell. It was only half the size of a palm, its body sticky with fluids and eyes not opened yet. Its limbs were curled and squirmed slightly.

“This……this, this is Wukong!” Nie Bufan poked the little monkey’s forehead with a trembling finger, his eyes flashing bright like searchlights. (TN: Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, character with supernatural powers from the novel Journey to the West)

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At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked in with hot water.

Nie Bufan held the little monkey, took the towel that Zhang Junshi handed over, and carefully wiped the mucus on its body.

Only now did Zhang Junshi see the little thing in his hand and was surprised: “What is this?”

“My son.” Nie Bufan replied without raising his head.

“……This seems to be a female.”

“Then it’s my wife.”

“……” This was too hardcore……actually, what Nie Bufan meant to say was “daughter”, right?

“Where did this little thing come from?” Zhang Junshi asked with puzzlement. He just went out for a short moment, it couldn’t be that a monkey ran into the room at that moment and left this little monkey behind? Regardless of how possible this matter was, what surprised him was that this monkey was too small!

“I don’t know, I picked it up by the window just now.” Nie Bufan answered casually.

After helping the little monkey get clean, he said to Zhang Junshi: “Zhang Third, can you buy me a female dog or ewe that has milk?”

“This is no problem, I will ask someone to do it right away.”

“Thank you.” Nie Bufan smiled brightly and his eyes were full of joy.

Zhang Junshi’s chest where his heart was warmed and he couldn’t help but lean forward and press a kiss on his face. Such a lovely Nie Bufan was really irresistible.

Nie Bufan slapped him away with discontent: “Hurry up, Wukong is starving.”

“Wukong?” Zhang Junshi pointed to the little monkey who was wrapped around Nie Bufan’s finger.

Nie Bufan nodded, raised his hand, and affirmed: “It will be called ‘Wukong’ from now on.”

By noon, the workers brought back a female dog that was currently in the post pregnancy stage.

Nie Bufan had people modify a leather water canteen and filled it with warm milk, feeding the little monkey through a hollow reed tube.

Zhang Junshi watched from the side, his eyes full of tenderness and smiles.

Seeing the little monkey sucking happily, Nie Bufan suddenly said, “I have decided to live here for a few days to facilitate feeding. I will go back when Wukong becomes stronger.”

“Can’t you bring the female dog back to the village?” Zhang Junshi certainly welcomed Nie Bufan living here, but he was sure that Li Yi would come to find him soon, so it was better to return to the village than stay at the restaurant.

Nie Bufan shrugged and said in a disagreeing tone: “You have lived in Chicken Nest Village for so long, haven’t you found that there are no other animals in the village except chickens?”

“This is indeed quite puzzling.” Zhang Junshi remembered that he once lost a donkey in Chicken Nest Village, and it had not been traced back so far. Later, he gave another donkey to Nie Bufan, but it also disappeared without a trace.

“Well, that’s because Chicken Nest Village cannot accommodate other animals for the time being.” Nie Bufan looked at the little monkey in his hand and muttered, “I don’t know if this little guy will be an exception……”

The appearance of the little monkey made Nie Bufan completely forget the fact that he once again lost his chastity, and even more so he completely forgot the dissatisfied hungry wolf that was Li Yi. He only thought about how to raise the little monkey.

It wasn’t until after dinner did Li Yi suddenly appear in front of Nie Bufan.

He came faster than Zhang Junshi expected, and once he came he monopolized the position next to Nie Bufan, looking like an immovable wooden stake.

“Why don’t you go back to the village?” Li Yi asked.

“Because of this little guy.” Nie Bufan showed off the little guy in his hands enthusiastically and with a proud expression.

Li Yi glanced at it from the corner of the eye, and said with disinterest: “If you like it, take it back.”

“I will take it back, but I still have to stay here for a few days.” Nie Bufan was not happy that his daughter was ignored, and he harrumphed, “Tu Beng is in the village, so you won’t be going hungry. You can go back first.”

Li Yi looked at the faint hickey on his collarbone and his expression darkened. He said, “Then I will stay too.”

Zhang Junshi leaned against the door, and said lightly: “Brother Li, my restaurant specializes in food, beverages and meals but does not double as an inn. Could you please move to another place, we do not entertain guests here.”

“I’ll sleep with Bufan.” Li Yi did not feel any embarrassment for essentially being told to piss off, and remained sitting there motionless.

Zhang Junshi raised his eyebrow and said with a smile: “This room where Bufan sleeps is mine. Brother Li does not plan to be the cuckoo that occupies the nest, right?”

“Why not?” Li Yi looked at him directly, with a proud expression that conveyed “I have martial arts, what can you do to me.”

Zhang Junshi’s smile faded away, and once again engaged in a statically charged staring contest with Li Yi.

Nie Bufan simply ignored their turbulent undertones. He lay on the bed, looking at the little monkey next to his pillow, and waved his hand saying, “Sleep wherever, I want to exchange feelings with Wukong tonight. Unrelated idlers shall withdraw.”

Li Yi glanced at the outrageously small monkey and said lightly, “With your sleeping habits, you are not afraid of crushing this little thing to death?”

Nie Bufan glared at him and said with a displeased tone: “What’s wrong with my sleeping habits? I have always slept well and peacefully.”

Zhang and Li both cast contemptuous looks at him at the same time.

Nie Bufan suddenly felt that he had been seriously insulted, and pointed at them: “Okay, let’s sleep together tonight, and see if I am a peaceful sleeper or not!”

Li Yi said sincerely: “En, I will definitely observe you carefully.”

Zhang Junshi said: “I look forward to your performance.”

Nie Bufan suddenly felt like he had dug his own grave, and he muttered: “I have warmed your bed so many times but not only are you not grateful, but you also tried to slander me. The human heart is really unpredictable and sinister……”

But with three people in a bed, nothing would happen, right?

After washing up at night, Nie Bufan put the little monkey on the plush blanket on the bedside table. And to prevent the little monkey from catching a cold he also put a hot water bottle under the plush blanket. The little guy slept soundly so Nie Bufan also relaxed. As soon as he turned around, he saw Zhang Junshi and Li Yi each occupying one side of the bed, leaning on the bedpost and staring at him with bright and alert eyes.

Zhang Junshi patted the empty space in the middle, and smiled: “It’s late, time to sleep.”

Li Yi lifted the quilt and crooked a finger at him.

What happened to these two people? Weren’t they as incompatible as water and fire? When did they become so harmonious and united?

Nie Bufan tilted his head, thinking about the possibility of leaving at this time, and his feet also started to twitch eagerly in preparation for escape.

Both Zhang and Li seemed to have known his thoughts, and at the same time stretched out their hands to drag him on to the bed.

“Aiyo, what are you doing?” Nie Bufan yelled loudly, “Don’t you see that I haven’t prepared myself yet?”

“What preparation do you need for sleep?” Li Yi glanced at him.

“For example, mulling over the urge to pee in advance……”

“Sleep!” Li Yi covered him entirely with a quilt, causing him to look like a human-shaped pupa.

Nie Bufan poked out his head carefully and whispered: “Otherwise, let’s tell stories?”

Zhang Junshi rubbed his head warmly and said: “It’s best you don’t tell any stories, or it will be at your own risk.”

Nie Bufan muttered under his breath, and then tucked his head back into the quilt. Not long after, he felt two warm bodies around him, and then there were two sets of arms wrapping around his chest and waist, one from the left and one from the right.

Nie Bufan was silent for a while, and finally couldn’t help but poke out his head and said: “If we sleep like this, there wouldn’t be any need to wait until tomorrow to know that I can definitely sleep as solid as a rock.”

He simply couldn’t move at all!

Li Yi put his head on top of his head and replied: “You will get used to it.”

Zhang Junshi pressed his face to his neck and said with a smile: “If you feel uncomfortable, just say it. I have always been reasonable.”

I am not feeling well now! Nie Bufan yelled in his heart.

“Okay, go to sleep!” Li Yi put his hand into his shirt, and pretending that it was unintentional he pinched the red bean on his left chest.

Zhang Junshi’s hands wandered down to his abdomen, and his warm breath sprayed on his neck, causing him to tremble.

Nie Bufan endured it for a bit, but still said, “Can I sleep on the outside of the bed?”

“No.” The two refused at the same time.

Nie Bufan looked aggrieved, and like a pitiful little wife he endured the harassment from the two.

There was silence in the room except for the breathing that alternated from slow to quick from the three people.

In the darkness, a salty pig’s hand suddenly grasped Nie Bufan’s vital part. (TN: slang for a groping hand)

Nie Bufan’s breath stuttered, and he tried his best to suppress the urge to yell. Subconsciously he clamped his legs together, but it only clamped that hand in tighter.

He stretched out his hand, pinched a piece of skin on that hand and twisted it fiercely. The next moment the sound of someone letting out a deep gasp sounded in his ears.

Nie Bufan secretly smiled in his heart: Xiaozi, is it so easy to take advantage of me? (TN: xiaozi, or little guy, is a mild insult also used as an affectionate term)

But before he could feel proud for long, another hand wandered around the base of his thigh, as if it was tickling or tempting.

Nie Bufan grabbed the other’s wrist and kicked him warningly.

Suddenly, Nie Bufan felt his body being pulled into the arms of Li Yi and deviated from the middle position. Zhang Junshi immediately hooked his waist, trying to pull him back, but lacked the strength.

Zhang Junshi stretched out his foot, bypassed Nie Bufan, and kicked Li Yi fiercely. Li Yi was not moved, but instead pressed Nie Bufan’s leg to straddle his waist.

Nie Bufan had his back to Zhang Junshi and closely pressed up against Li Yi.

Zhang Junshi squinted his eyes and smiled coldly. He stretched his hand down Nie Bufan’s back, plunged straight into the deep entrance covered by his pants, and sneakily penetrated it with two fingers.

Nie Bufan trembled slightly. Coincidentally it was just as Li Yi covered his lips and blocked his exclaim. He was stimulated on both ends at the same time, which was truly indescribably terrifying.

Nie Bufan twisted desperately, but it caused Li Yi’s fire to soar, and his desire to rise up to press tightly against his abdomen.

He had no choice but to arch his body slightly, but it happened to only make it more convenient for Zhang Junshi behind him.

Zhang Junshi took out his fingers, leaned on his legs and pressed his lower body closer, gently inserting himself into the area that had been expanded just now.

Nie Bufan realized that his situation was not looking so good and wanted to struggle away, but his limbs were all restrained, his lips were also captured, and he could only make a few indecipherable sounds.

Zhang Junshi realized the situation was rarely so convenient. Thrusting forward, he forcefully penetrated into the hinterlands, which had Nie Bufan cry without tears from the sting. In the darkness, there was only a slight sound of flesh on flesh collision.

Li Yi realized that something was not good, so he let go of Nie Bufan’s lips and stretched out his leg to insert between his legs. But it happened to collide with a certain someone’s knee instead, causing the two to grunt at the same time. Li Yi reacted a little faster, and kicked Zhang Junshi away. He then lifted Nie Bufan up, spreading his legs and then slamming him down on his groin, filling up again the area that was just opened up by another.

“Ah!” Nie Bufan finally called out, feeling that he had been penetrated right through.

At this time, Zhang Junshi once again determinedly pressed over, leaving many hickeys on Nie Bufan’s back. He looked a little irritable having not had his desire completely relieved.

Li Yi gained the initiative and began to thrust unscrupulously. The repression of many days worth of dissatisfaction was vented out at this moment. It was like the outbreak of a flood, completely out of control, even almost forgetting the presence of Zhang Junshi on the side.

One would become addicted to Nie Bufan’s taste once they had a sample. Both Zhang and Li have a deep understanding of this, despite the fact that this guy was always so maddening.

“Enough!” Nie Bufan cried out in a strange voice, “Can’t we sleep peacefully? Stop it! I can’t stand it anymore!”

“If your energy isn’t completely drained, how can you sleep well?” Li Yi replied with a husky voice.

“It’s you guys who have too much energy, what does it have to do with me?” Nie Bufan felt aggrieved. He clearly just wanted to sleep. Who knew that three people sharing the same bed wasn’t enough to stop them from turning into beasts! What about morals? What about morals? Are they still there?

“Why doesn’t it have anything to do with you?” Zhang Junshi bit his ear and said in a low voice, “Who let you be so tempting?”

“Is that my fault?” Nie Bufan trembled, “Can you guys be even more shameless?”

“To be honest,” Zhang Junshi sighed, “After I met you, I finally knew that I could be so shameless.”

Li Yi said with deep empathy: “Encountering Bufan will ruin one’s life. In this life, I am afraid that there is no saving me. So Bufan, you have to compensate me for my loss.”

“Your loss?” Nie Bufan’s voice changed key and he said angrily, “Is your loss bigger than mine…… ngh, be gentler!”

I cry without tears, I cry without tears!

“Li Yi, are you finished?” Zhang Junshi’s face was rather dark.

“Ask me again in another hour.” Li Yi continued to exercise unswervingly.

Nie Bufan became irritable, pulling loose an arm he reached downwards and grasped the thing, pulling it hard.

Li Yi was befell with tragedy, his body arching up in unbearable pain.

He was too careless, actually having forgotten Nie Bufan’s powerful destructive power.

Zhang Junshi took advantage and pulled Nie Bufan into his arms.

Nie Bufan darkened his face: “If you dare to go in, I will male it so that you will be impotent in the future!”

Only then did Zhang Junshi dare not move rashly, enduring his straining and painfully swollen desire with difficulty.

Nie Bufan righteously said: “Although the thickness of my skin is comparable to a city wall, but it is not something you can try to puncture casually! You want me to give up my male dignity and obediently let you do things to me, then only in the case that my chickens all become Buddhas!”

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Both Zhang and Li were speechless. What kind of male dignity did he even have? It would just be best to accept your fate obediently, but still you stubbornly struggle to death. Don’t you know that the more you struggle, the more excited the enemy would be?

They have been bent completely, and this guy still want to remain straight? In your dreams!

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