Back To The Beginning Of Ming To Do Charity CH 108 Fiery

Lin Yuan once thought about his central team, this group of people should be the mainstay of the new world. He could tolerate people’s selfishness, even if they had desires for power or money or any other desires within the moral standards, so long as they could fulfill their duties and responsibilities and could understand Lin Yuan’s ideas and implement them faithfully.

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Under this premise, Lin Yuan felt that he was very tolerant.

Only now, he had doubts about his previous thinking, especially when looking at Zhao Youquan, he couldn’t help but want to drive this person out of the tent as soon as possible.

Because this person’s desire for power and status was so obvious on his face, so obvious that he could read it at a glance.

And what disappointed him was that most people were like this.

They had sufficient knowledge and broad vision. They had many things that ordinary people did not have. They were also smarter and more flexible than other scholars.

But their use of their own advantages was limited to achieving power.

Lin Yuan even felt that if one day he really established an imperial court, these people would form cliques and try their best to ostracize dissidents, as well as take a share of the power in his hands.

Zhao Youquan knelt on the ground, but quite a while passed and yet Lin Yuan did not speak for him to get up.

He was a little flustered, wondering whether he had said something wrong just now, and then he understood it in a moment.

He had acted out in his mind the scenes when he met Lin Yuan countless times. At the beginning he referred to himself as caomin, later it was this subordinate, and finally…..

He said aloud the last term of self reference.

The South Bodhisattva had not yet become emperor, yet he called himself this official…..

Zhao Youquan’s legs began to tremble.

But it was not a complete mistake. If the South Bodhisattva had the idea of ​​becoming the emperor, then he had just made a suitable flattery using this term of self reference.

And in Zhao Youquan’s view, it was impossible for Lin Yuan not to have the idea of ​​proclaiming himself the emperor. If he did not want to be emperor, then he would not have gone to this point. Wasn’t it safer to stay in Gaoyou and wait for the imperial court to recruit him over?

“From now on, you will be the head of the Publicity Department.”

This sentence came from above, and Zhao Youquan breathed a sigh of relief. He was promoted. This proved that he was right in bis gamble.

Zhao Youquan suppressed his fear and thanked in a loud voice full of spirit.

Lin Yuan: “You can go, go and do your job well.”

He had no real power in the Publicity Department. In order to get promoted, he would always think of ways to achieve actual results. If he made an effort in a good direction, the Publicity Department might usher in new changes.

Lin Yuan gave him this opportunity. If he grasped it, he might be able to occupy a place next to Lin Yuan in the future.

Zhao Youquan left the tent. He exhaled a large breath of relief outside the tent. After entering the tent, he didn’t even dare to breathe.

Before entering the tent, he could only be regarded as a minor official, and the kind that was not officially appointed. After leaving the tent, he became a real official.

At this time, Zhao Youquan had yet to realize that his new official position had no real power. After all, the Publicity Department was a new department. Most people only knew to show off their titles, but they didn’t know what powers they could enjoy.

Not long after Zhao Youquan left, Chen Baisong asked, “Young master still wants to use him.”

Lin Yuan smiled and said: “It’s actually not a bad thing to have such a person. If he can walk back onto the right path, he can also be a worthy talent, and he can naturally be used. At that time, it will save me my time by solving the problem at one fell swoop.”

Chen Baisong suddenly had no words. He thought of his military barracks. Not all people in the military were those who obeyed military orders. Some people had their own motives. Every time he saw such a person, Chen Baisong would directly deal with it by military law. But now, it seemed that his young master’s solution was also a good one. By keeping these people, one could find more of the same with unruly intentions.

It was more convenient than finding them one by one himself.

“Young master is right.” Chen Baisong felt that Lin Yuan was becoming more and more intelligent, even though he was a person who cried whenever something happened when they were children.

It had been a long time since he had seen the young master show a weak side, as if he had always been so strong. No matter what happened, he was always calm and steady, giving people a feeling that everything was in his control.

Lin Yuan turned his head and asked him, “Is there any news about Xu Shouhui? What happened to the people who were inserted over there?”

Chen Baisong had an expression of “If you hadn’t asked I really wouldn’t have remembered this.” He probably also realized that his expression was too obvious so he lowered his eyes and said, “I’ll go ask.”

Lin Yuan sighed.

Chen Baisong was a little nervous. He felt that Lin Yuan was disappointed in him, as if he had not done what he should have done, which made him feel a little ashamed.

“This person Xu Shouhui…..” Lin Yuan said with an expression of pity on his face, “Pitiful.”

Xu Shouhui was similar to Han Lin’er in that they were both emperors in name only but no real power. Han Lin’er was controlled by Liu Futong, while Xu Shouhui was controlled by Ni Wenjun.

But Han Lin’er was better off than Xu Shouhui. After all, Liu Futong had never thought of usurping the throne, and had always done his best to protect Han Lin’er.

Whereas Ni Wenjun wanted to pull Xu Shouhui down from his seat and replace him with himself at anytime.

Chen Baisong didn’t understand what was so pitiful about him. After all, Xu Shouhui was an emperor. Even if this emperor could only stay in a corner sized territory, there was still absolutely no shortage of luxuries he could enjoy. Chen Baisong looked at Lin Yuan and thought, “Simce young master said he is pitiful, then he is pitiful”.

Lin Yuan smiled and said: “Send someone to tell the people in Hanyang to make some effort on Ni Wenjun, and tell Ni Wenjun that if he wants to achieve his great cause, I am willing to lend troops to him.”

In history, Ni Wenjun wanted to kill Xu Shouhui to usurp the throne, but he was defeated after the incident so he could only defect to Chen Youliang. Only then Chen Youliang had a place in this history and replaced Ni Wenjun as the new authority of the Tian Wan regime.

But what if Ni Wenjun succeeded? What if he successfully usurped the throne? And by relying on Lin Yuan’s soldiers, and when the time came and Lin Yuan wanted to attack him, it would be easier than others.

Even if Ni Wenjun knew that Lin Yuan was plotting wrongdoing, with the huge benefits placed in front of him, he would never refuse.

Ni Wenjun was a gambler, and the gambler was always shortsighted and cared only about what was in front of his eyes.

If he wanted to be the emperor then Lin Yuan would give him a helping hand.

Lin Yuan looked at Chen Baisong: “Do you understand?”

Chen Baisong had a lot of experience in fighting battles and wars, but he had not much talent in politics. He asked earnestly, “Why do you want to help him? Tian Wan has nothing to do with us. We are already being merciful by not waging war against them.”

Lin Yuan was taken aback, and finally understood Chen Baisong’s brain circuit.

Chen Baisong’s thinking was easy to understand. It was nothing more than: Lending troops to defeat Xu Shouhui—>Ni Wenjun becomes the emperor—>there is no benefit for them.

Why do things that were not of any benefit?

Lin Yuan could only do his best to be a teacher. He explained from another perspective: “Why is it that Xu Shouhui can sit firmly on the throne? He has no real power in his hands, but Ni Wenjun still did not dare to make a move. What is the reason?”

Chen Baisong said: “He is the emperor.”

The emperor represented everything. He was the ruler determined by the heavens. Even if the people below knew that he could not make important decisions, they were still willing to support him, just like with the reputation of a business.

“That’s why Ni Wenjun taking the throne is not a righteous act in the eyes of the people.” Lin Yuan said again, “Once he overthrows Xu Shouhui, the people’s hearts will naturally be unstable and turbulent. At that time, isn’t it easier for us to launch an attack on them?”

Chen Baisong pondered deeply, and after a long time, he said, “Then why not just take advantage of the chaos and simply capture Hanyang?”

This time it was Lin Yuan’s turn to pause.

He looked at Chen Baisong a little dazedly, and suddenly became excited. He grabbed Chen Baisong’s big callused hand and said excitedly: “In ancient times, there was a wise word from the teacher, but now there is a wise word from Baisong!”

He cared too much about Chen Youliang, to the extent that it blinded his reason.

That’s right, it had been a long time since he was too weak in power. In these troubled times, he already had enough capital to take part in the fight.

He had a million strong army, sufficient reserves of grain and grass, and sophisticated weapons and ammunition. Why couldn’t he just enter the fray and compete with them head-on?

He didn’t even need to lend troops to Ni Wenjun, he only needed to get involved when Ni Wenjun and Xu Shouhui were fighting each other, and in this way he could take advantage of the fisherman’s profit. (TN: from idiom ‘sandpiper and clam war together and the fisherman catches both’)

It was only April now, and Ni Wenjun would start his rebellion in September, so he still had time.

Lin Yuan looked at Chen Baisong, his gaze having never been so enthusiastic.

Chen Baisong’s heart beated fiercely from the other’s gaze. He didn’t know which of his words managed to have such a powerful effect.

Lin Yuan’s face was flushed red, which made him lose his previous calm and self-contained image. He now appeared as excited as a boy who caught sight of his sweetheart. His heartbeat also gradually lost its original steady frequency. He said to Chen Baisong, “I was wrong.”

Chen Baisong looked stunned.

Lin Yuan laughed: “I underestimate myself too much.”

Chen Baisong calmed down and conveyed a question mark with his expression.

Lin Yuan was so excited that it was difficult to hold it in himself, jumping to his feet in his excitement. His young master had stood up so naturally, Chen Baisong could not continue to sit, and could only stand up as well.

Lin Yuan hugged Chen Baisong. He needed someone to share his feelings at this time. His hot breaths exhaled on Chen Baisong’s ears, his voice sounding suppressed in his attempt to restrain his excitement, practically speaking incoherently.

“You are right.” Lin Yuan hugged Chen Baisong tightly, “Why am I so stupid? Why should I follow the established path? I can change direction, I can take another path, the butterfly wings have already flapped, so why should I follow the path before the wings have flapped?”

Chen Baisong: “…..”

He really didn’t understand a word of what his young master said.

Lin Yuan released his hold and took a deep breath. He had a sudden and hearty smile on his face, as if the previous haze had been swept away.

“I have to go for a walk and get some air.” Lin Yuan said to Chen Baisong without looking back as he left the tent.

Standing outside the tent, he felt his ambitions burning, as if thousands of miles of picturesque rivers and mountains were right in front of his eyes.

It was time to invite Song Shizhao and Luo Ben to come over. He still had time to make adequate preparations and not allow Ni Wenjun and Xu Shouhui a chance to react.

Inside the tent, only Chen Baisong stood alone with a dazed expression. He touched his ear. The ear that Lin Yuan was facing when he was speaking was now red and hot, as if it had been burned by fire. He drank a cup of cold tea and sat back on the chair, but the heat in his ears had not subsided at all.

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Chen Baisong sat for a while, then stood up.

Not only did his ears fail to recover, but his fingertips were also red now. He looked out of the tent and felt that he should also go for a walk and get some air.

It would be best if it was some cold air.

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Back To The Beginning Of Ming To Do Charity CH 107 Being An Official

“Hurry up, we have to register.”

The servants walked in the narrow alleys. Almost all the large families in Ru Ning were located next to each other. The courtyard walls were sometimes even less than one meter apart. The servants could not enter and exit through the main front doors and could only walk through side doors or back doors. And as a result they must pass through alleys which could only accommodate people exiting and entering in lines.

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“I’ve heard that registration is to write down our name, as well as our height, even our teeth number.” The little girl servant walked forward. She was young and she did all the errands, so she could always hear someone discuss the South Bodhisattva. After listening a lot she seemed to have become very knowledgeable on the matter.

At least better than the servants who stayed inside all the time.

The people at the back found it very interesting to hear the young girl’s endless narratives.

Some of them were the family servants of their master family, and some were bought from elsewhere, but without exception, even those who were bought, they were all very young when they were sold. They had only ever eaten the grains at their master family’s house and had only ever seen the sceneries at their master family’s house. Their world was so small and narrow that only their master family’s house was left.

But after all, they were human beings, and they possessed curiosity. It was rare for so many people to come out together. They were extremely curious and excited. Although they also had a little fear, these fears were obviously not enough to overwhelm their curiosity. After all, they had never heard of the South Bodhisattva killing the common people.

In fact, some of them even deeply believed that the South Bodhisattva was a god descended to earth, and gods would not kill people.

If someone said that the soldiers in the hands of the South Bodhisattva had killed people, they would respond that so long as the South Bodhisattva didn’t do it himself, it wouldn’t count as him killing people.

When people trust or admire someone, even if the person did something they could not accept, they would find reasons to excuse that person as well as to convince themselves.

The servants on this whole street of big households had all gone out on this day to the government office to register.

The government office in Ru Ning was a beautifully built structure. Although it complied with the regulations, it was obvious that one of its owners had made improvements on the original basis. Its architecture had statues of five blessings (TN: longevity, wealth, health, virtue, and a natural death). In addition, there were various types of decorations that symbolized wealth and prosperity. This caused the government office to have a unique and low-key gorgeousness that impressed people when they first came in.

Of course, one couldn’t see much from the outside, and most people didn’t ever have the chance to enter the government office.

Zhao Youquan felt that this government office was very good. If one day he had his own government office, he would surely rebuild it like this secretly.

“Brother Zhao, the people have arrived.” A fair faced man greeted him. His surname was Shan and his name was Yang. He was but 20 years old and had been sent to Song Shizhao by his parents to be a student. Compared to Zhao Youquan, he had better luck, at least because of his younger age Song Shizhao would take him by his side and teach him some things. Many of the students like Zhao Youquan were jealous of him and wanted to make trouble for him. Unfortunately, while he might be young, he had a clever head and had never misstepped.

Zhao Youquan was also jealous of him, but rather than jealousy, he was more afraid of his own situation so he never treated anyone coldly, nor did he slander anyone secretly. As a result, his popularity was actually quite good, and he was even taken as a best friend by Shan Yang.

“Coming.” Zhao Youquan strode over. At this time, a minor official brought the people in. The backyard of the government office was very large. It used to be a martial arts practice field and was only used for military training rehearsal. The emphasis was mostly on the rehearsal while the training part was probably not much.

The servants had already lined up in six long lines under the command of the minor officials. The servants of different households stood close together, probably because in the government office, no one dared to speak and it was very quiet.

Zhao Youquan sat behind the table with paper and pen on the table. He then looked up at the person standing in front of him.

This person was more than 50 years old in terms of his facial appearance alone, but if one looked at his figure, he appeared to look less than forty years old.

“What’s your name?” Zhao Youquan raised his pen, and the man cowered and said, “Li Da.”

After Zhao Youquan asked for the basic information, he did not tell him to leave. Instead, he asked, “When did you first arrive at the Sun family?”

Li Da was taken aback. He thought earnestly for a while before he said nervously, “I don’t remember.”

“Five years old, or six years old, maybe seven years old.” Li Da scratched his head.

“What do you do in the Sun Manor?” Zhao Youquan asked.

Li Da replied honestly: “I wash the toilet buckets, and sometimes I chop wood, do rough work.”

Zhao Youquan asked again: “Are you married?”

Li Da shook his head honestly again, and said cautiously: “Those like me can’t find a wife to marry.”

Zhao Youquan asked: “Then who are the maids in the manor matched with?”

Li Da was a person who had been enslaved for a long time. He would not question what the masters above said or asked of him. Whatever the people above asked, he would answer: “The young manservants of the young masters, the sons of the housekeepers. Us who do rough work don’t have a chance.”

Zhao Youquan glanced at him with some pity.

Li Da also noticed it, but didn’t say anything. In his eyes, it was normal for a crude servant to not marry a wife. They were not like the personal servants who served next to their masters and could get rewards from time to time. They had almost no property. Food and boarding were all at the master family’s house, and the monthly money was also the least, only enough for them to drink a little wine every month or a few restaurant meals.

They were sold by their parents and no longer had their own home. They had no other contact with their family and relatives except when their family members asked them for money. Gradually, they would grow distant from their family and relatives.

They couldn’t marry a wife and lived alone. The master family took care of their food and housing. They didn’t know how to save money, and even if they did there was not much meaning to it.

“You can go.” Zhao Youquan said to him. Li Da lowered his head and left the line. The next person who walked forward was a woman. She was no longer young, at least over forty years old. She was better dressed than Li Da and clearly her status in the Sun Manor was not too low.

After asking the basic information, Zhao Youquan asked: “What do you do in the Sun Manor?”

The woman said lowly: “This slave is in charge of the small kitchen.”

The small kitchen only cooked for specific people. The kitchen was a place where money could be easily pocketed. Most of the master families know this and would also look the other way. For example, one egg costs one coin, but the kitchen could report three coins for two eggs, and this extra money would naturally fill her pockets.

Zhao Youquan smiled and asked, “Do you have children?”

The woman replied: “Three sons and one daughter, my sons are all serving as manservants in the manor, and my daughter is already married.”

Zhao Youquan: “Who did she marry?”

Woman: “The eldest son of Housekeeper Zhang.”

Zhao Youquan: “You can go.”

After everyone was registered, Zhao Youquan got the information of all the servants and the relationship composition of these servants.

After Zhao Youquan collected all the information, he sent all these things to Lin Yuan’s desk. As for preaching to these servants that they need more standardized work contracts, this was not under his charge.

Lin Yuan was a little surprised when he received the information, and asked the person who came: “Why are these records different?”

Some of them were carefully recorded and included the composition of each servant’s life and their relationship network in the manor, while the other only recorded basic personal information in a conventional manner.

This proved that the former’s approach was not discussed and decided by all of them. It should be the former’s own whim, or something he had thought of but did not tell the others.

If it was a whim, then this person should be botj an attentive and capable person.

If he had come up with this a long time ago, but didn’t tell the others, then he was a speculator, disregarding the overall situation in order to stand out.

The one who came was a minor official. He lowered his head and said, “There are six lords who made the records. The records you are looking at are the records of Lord Zhao.”

Lin Yuan tapped his finger on the desk and said to the minor official: “Bring him to see me tonight.”

The minor official hurriedly answered with an affirmative.

After the minor official left, Chen Baisong walked to Lin Yuan and picked up the records made by Zhao Youquan. By now he had come to recognize a number of words and was no longer illiterate. But his handwriting could probably only be compared with children who just learned to read and write.

“It’s written in great detail.” Chen Baisong often had to read military books and he already knew what kind of military books were good and what was bad. He said to Lin Yuan, “This man is not bad.”

Lin Yuan smiled and said: “He is indeed not bad, but it depends on what kind of not bad he is.”

Chen Baisong raised his eyebrows: “En?”

Lin Yuan: “If he thought of it all of a sudden, it proves that he is decisive and thoughtful. If he had thought of it a long time ago, but did not share it with other people, then he is being deliberately scheming and disregarding the overall situation for his own benefit.”

Chen Baisong answered: “If he’s deliberately scheming, this person can’t be of use?”

Lin Yuan shook his head: “There are also usages, but he will not be entrusted with important tasks.”

The superiors must have a tolerant heart, and they must also have a sharp vision, and the prime minister’s heart is big enough to sail a boat in (TN: meaning a great person is large-hearted or magnanimous). This was not just a saying 

The reason why he was willing to tolerate Song Shizhao’s little schemes and personal motives was because Song Shizhao didn’t care about money. What he cared about was glory and his reputation. For the sake of his reputation, Song Shizhao would not become a petty and narrow minded person in a position of power.

When Zhao Youquan was led away by the minor official, everyone behind him looked at him with envy, which made Zhao Youquan feel refreshed and pleased. He had never been looked at like this before, whether at home or in the Song Manor. Everyone thought he was just a mediocre scholar, but today he proved to them how different he was.

This was his credit, and no one could take it away.

One day, he would stand in a position where these people could only look up at him. Those who used to look down on him and laughed at him behind their backs would be afraid of what they had done and said to him before, and live all day long frightened and wracked with nerves, for fear of his revenge.

As Zhao Youquan walked on the road, he felt that he was full of strength for the first time, and it was also the first time that he felt powerful.

Lin Yuan was a little surprised when he saw Zhao Youquan, because Zhao Youquan seemed——honestly he was a bit wretched looking.

He had a beard, but it didn’t make him look dignified at all. His aura emitted from all over his body was full of the feeling of a “little villain”.

Even people who didn’t judge people by their appearance would find him uncomfortable to look at.

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“Zhao Youquan?” Lin Yuan almost thought the wrong person was brought over.

Zhao Youquan hurriedly knelt down, and gave a big salute: “This official, Zhao Youquan, pays respects to my Lord!”

Lin Yuan was sure now. This person wanted to be an official so much he was crazy for it.

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 095 Heroes Must Pay A Price To Save The Beauty

Nie Bufan and others were locked in several utility rooms in batches. The utility room had no windows and was dark and small.

Tai Yan and Fan Luo lay on the left and right of Nie Bufan, both of them were currently in a semi-drowsy state. When eating just now, Nie Bufan only took a bite. Coupled with his special physique, the effect of the drug had long passed, but his stomach was flat and he was very hungry.

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Unfortunately, his whole body was now tied into a zongzi (TN: glutinous rice and choice of filling wrapped in leaves and boiled), and he could only wriggle like a worm. Naturally, he would not engage in such futile exercises, and in the face of the dark room, he could only whistle in boredom.

But not long after, there was a slight noise on the roof. And then, a bit of starlight penetrated into the dark room. It turned out that a tile on the roof was removed by something, exposing a hole that perfectly fit a chicken head which at that moment was inserted through the hole.

Due to the dim light, Nie Bufan could not make out the face of this alien chicken.

But the next moment he recognized it, because that fellow was able to talk like a human: “Kek kek kek, you are locked in a small black room.”

“Hero!” Nie Bufan hurriedly called, “Hurry up and help your master to loosen the ropes.”

“What benefit will I get?” Hero began to bargain.

“Benefit?” Nie Bufan asked, rolling his eyes, “What do you want?”

“I want a beauty, a big beauty!” Hero replied immediately. “You only have such aspirations.” Nie Bufan muttered in disdain then promised, “Okay, I’ll find you a dozen beauties when I go back.”

“Oh yeah.” Hero jumped up and down on the roof excitedly, creaking the tiles.

Nie Bufan twitched the corner of his mouth and secretly thought: This guy should lose weight!

Fortunately it did not alert the nearby guards. Hero flew in and landed beside Nie Bufan, using its mouth and claws to help him untie the rope.

Hero was originally a macaw, with great strength, so the rope was quickly untied by it.

After regaining his freedom, Nie Bufan loosened his muscles and bones, and then took out the sleeping little monkey Wukong from his boots. This guy was small, and when they were besieged by pirates, Nie Bufan managed to put it in his boots in time, otherwise once it was discovered by the pirates, don’t know what inhuman treatment it would suffer. The smell inside the boots was a bit unpleasant, but safety was guaranteed in any case.

“Tsk tsk, it’s so stinky.” Hero was jumped a few steps away after getting a whiff. It seriously suspected that the little monkey was not knocked out by the drug, but by the stink instead.

“Does the reaction need to be so exaggerated? I don’t have stinky feet.” Nie Bufan looked disapproving, and even smelt it by himself, then…..changed the subject and asked, “What about the other guys?”

“Outside.”

Nie Bufan calculated that there were only a dozen chickens left by his side at present, and most of them were not suitable for land warfare. Facing nearly a hundred pirates, they would certainly be unable to fight against, let alone protect everyone at the same time.

It would be great if Fan Luo could recover in time.

Suddenly, Nie Bufan’s eyes lit up. Although it was difficult to find the antidote, it was quite easy to find the knockout drug. There must be a lot of stock with the pirates. Why not use their own trick to return the favor?

Thinking of this, he quickly made a plan in his heart. The little monkey who was most suitable for stealing was out for the game at the moment, so he could only ask Hero, who was a bit unreliable.

Hero accepted the task confidently, fluttered its wings and flew out along the road which it arrived from, calling for friends to begin taking action.

Not long after it left, footsteps came from outside the door, and it seemed to be approaching here.

Nie Bufan secretly let out an ‘oh no’, and holding the hemp rope untied from his body, he fumbled his way and hid in the pile of firewood.

The door opened with a bang, and three or four pirates walked in. One of them was holding a candlestick in his hand to illuminate the dark utility room.

After looking around, the man pointed at Fan Luo and said, “It’s him, take him away.”

They did not notice anyone missing, nor did they look carefully at the firewood stack. They swiftly dragged Fan Luo up and walked out.

The wooden door was closed again and locked, and the room became completely dark again.

Nie Bufan got out from behind the firewood stack, and even just using his toes he could figure out why Fan Luo was taken away. That wretched person’s thievish intentions towards Fan Luo had not completely died and he was still actually thinking of indulging in beauty in the middle of the night.

He definitely could not let Fan Luo be defiled by that guy, otherwise, with Fan Luo’s pride, he might cut his neck directly afterwards.

Nie Bufan whistled again, and after only blowing twice, there was an answering whistle in the room. Inside the room? Nie Bufan followed the source of the sound, and it took a lot of effort to distinguish that a gray chicken was hanging upside down on the beam above his head. It was small and thin, and its eyes glowed eerily in the dark.

It was Bat King, its original species being the bat. Normally, it had the least sense of existence of the chickens, and almost never appeared in front of people.

Nie Bufan hurriedly handed the rope tied with a slip knot to it and let it wrap around the beam of the room. One rope was a little short, and he untied all the ropes of everyone in the room and connected them to make a sufficient length. After pulling hard and determining that it could bear a person’s weight, he began to climb up.

After finally getting out and onto the roof tiles, Nie Bufan took a few breaths, and secretly checked whether he had been living too lavishly recently and therefore gained a lot of fat.

Carefully climbing down from the roof, Nie Bufan sneaked through the village houses secretly. Bat King found a good route for him, saving him a lot of time, and his goal was to go straight to the direction where Fan Luo was taken away.

This was a simple house, with only two pirates standing outside, while other pirates were celebrating elsewhere.

Nie Bufan bypassed the front door and sneaked in from behind. The candlelight flickered in the house, there were shadows of moving figures, as well as the splashing sound of water.

Looking through the gap, he found that the pirate captain was ordering his subordinates to scrub Fan Luo’s face.

Tsk, even the invincible seaweed soup couldn’t quench his lust.

Nie Bufan secretly slandered.

Soon, the person in charge of scrubbing left, and only the pirate captain and Fan Luo who had been carried to the bed were left in the room. With wet hair spread out on the bed and his clothes loose and half-open, in the dim candlelight, he looked very beautiful and delicious, at least the pirate captain could not hold back anymore.

He breathed heavily and staggered towards the person on the bed, his mouth letting out lewd chuckles.

Nie Bufan was about to break in to save the beauty, but saw the pirate captain suddenly cover his stomach and exhale out in pain.

“Fuck off!” Fan Luo’s icy voice sounded, and Nie Bufan realized that he was already awake.

“Hmph, I didn’t expect you to wake up so soon.” The pirate captain straightened up and smiled evilly, “Just perfect, it’s more flavorful to play like this.”

The drug he used was very powerful, and it would make even expert masters weak and without strength for dozens of hours. Although the person in front of him was awake, he certainly had no power to resist.

Fan Luo was indeed unable to resist, the kick that he had just kicked out had consumed all his energy. Seeing the man approaching him step by step, murderous intent spread in his eyes.

At this time, Nie Bufan stepped into the house, his hand holding the hoe he found in the yard as he sneaked behind the pirate captain.

The pirate captain seemed to perceive something, and turned his head abruptly, only to immediately see a hoe hit towards him.

With a “bang”, he was smashed head on. The pirate captain’s eyes rolled back into his head and fell to the ground without a word.

When Fan Luo saw the new arrival, his eyes revealed delighted surprise.

Nie Bufan walked over a few steps and touched him from head to toe with his hands. He then asked: “How is it, is the chastity still there?”

Fan Luo’s joyful expression immediately stagnated, and the excitement that had just risen in his heart disappeared.

Seeing this person’s hand seemed to be about to slip into his pants, Fan Luo quickly stopped him: “Enough of you, I’m fine!”

“Really? You’re really okay?” Nie Bufan asked without giving up. 

Fan Luo looked conflicted and asked in a depressed tone: “Then do you actually want me to not be okay?”

“Fine.” Nie Bufan stepped back, turned to look at the pirate captain who had fainted, and asked, “What about this person?”

“Kill him.” Fan Luo replied without hesitation.

Nie Bufan touched his nose and said in a mumble, “I haven’t killed anyone before, so I’ll leave it to you to vent your anger.”

Fan Luo nodded and asked him to tie up the pirate first. At this moment, there was a strange noise outside the window.

He was immediately alert, but Nie Bufan waved his hand and said, “It’s okay.”

He opened the window and Hero flew in along with a few chickens behind it, small porcelain bottles clutched in their claws.

Nie Bufan didn’t bother to ask where they found these medicine bottles, opened them and smelled them, and then took them over to ask Fan Luo.

“Are you thinking of knocking out all the pirates with the medicine?” Fan Luo asked, leaning against the bedpost.

Nie Bufan nodded.

“It’s a good idea.” Fan Luo pondered for a while and said, “I’ll help you choose medicines. You must choose colorless and tasteless medicines.”

Nie Bufan took the bottles and opened them one by one to let him distinguish the properties of the medicines.

After smelling all of them, Fan Luo chose two types and said calmly: “Be careful when using the medicine as I’m really not sure. You can also ask one or two villagers to help. Although they are accomplices of the pirates, they are also controlled by others. They definitely must have hatred in their hearts for the pirates and should help you.”

“You don’t have to worry about this, I have my own way.”

Nie Bufan turned around, opened the two bottles of medicine, and poured them all into a teacup, and then asked Hero and the chickens to step in the teacup a few times. After making sure the powder covered their chicken feet he nodded in satisfaction.

Hero was clever and smart, and after Nie Bufan’s demonstration, it quickly understood the method to use the medicine on the pirates.

It cackled a few times, and excitedly led its little friends out of the room.

“Done!” Nie Bufan snapped his fingers. So long as most of the pirates were dealt with, the remaining few were not a concern.

Fan Luo looked at him, looking like he wanted to say something.

If he had seen correctly just now, this guy was teaching the chickens how to administer drugs to people.

Truthfully, what he raised were really divine creatures in chicken skin right? Fan Luo had a strange expression.

“By the way, is there an antidote to the knockout drug among these bottles?” Nie Bufan only thought of this question at this time.

“Yes.” Fan Luo pointed to the porcelain bottle on the bedside table, “I have used it just now, and my strength will be restored in about an hour.”

“Great, the plan will be even more foolproof now.” Nie Bufan picked up the porcelain bottle, his eyes lighting up and said, “I’ll send it to Tai Yan and the others later.”

As he was talking, the corner of his eyes suddenly noticed that the pirate captain who had fainted on the ground suddenly turned over, raised the hoe, and smashed it towards Fan Luo, who had his eyes closed and resting on the bed.

Nie Bufan didn’t even think about it, throwing himself over in a particularly fancy posture.

When the hoe fell, he only felt a sharp pain in his back and his bones making a creaking sound.

Before fainting, Nie Bufan’s only thought was that he didn’t intend to htrow himself over on purpose…..

As soon as Fan Luo opened his eyes, he saw Nie Bufan throw himself down over him and block a fatal blow for him. Just hearing the sound of broken bones, and he felt the world spin and cold air travel up his back. If the bones of the limbs were broken, there was a chance to recover, only the spine was a different story. Once the spine bone that supported the human body was broken, the best case scenario would be paralysis, and the worst would be death.

Seeing Nie Bufan’s serious injury, the blood in Fan Luo’s veins suddenly bubbled and boiled, his eyes going red. He rushed towards the pirate captain like a hungry tiger, grabbed the other’s neck, fingers digging into the flesh, and forcefully broke the pirate captain’s Adam’s apple.

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His eyes, which were normally full of charm and allure, were now full of evil spirits and murderous intent at this moment, cold and intangible, full of madness.

The pirate captain looked at him with wide eyes, opened his mouth but could make no sound. In the next instant, he died with an expression of fear like one who had seen the devil.

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 094 Alluring Seaweed Soup

This crab crawls by…..The Teacher of the State succeeded in attacking…..Village head Nie was successfully caught in the midst of clever remarks, blowing winds, and breaking waves…..(TN: crab is homonym for censor in Chinese)

The Jellyfish arrived in Lianqing at night.

The ship was docked on the shore. After Tai Yan arranged the affairs, he went to find Fan Luo and Nie Bufan, and wanted to invite them to have a meal together.

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After knocking for a long time, the door reluctantly opened a gap, revealing a half hidden face in the gap. A bunch of tangled hair hung in front of the face, the eyes under the hair flickered, and slender fingers clung to the edge of the door where they scratched back and forth with their nails, creating a screeching noise and adding a strange atmosphere to this dim and quiet environment.

“What’s the matter?” Nie Bufan asked in a gloomy tone.

“Uh…..” Tai Chi replied hesitatingly, “The ship has docked, do you want to eat something?”

Nie Bufan stared at him for a long time, then stretched out a bare hand tremblingly, grabbed his sleeve, and said equally tremblingly: “I must trouble you to get me a set of clothes first.”

“Clothes?” Tai Yan’s gaze unconsciously peeked behind the door through the crack of the door, trying to see what was in the part that was hidden by the door.

Nie Bufan closed the door tighter again, and said guiltily, “What are you looking at? Haven’t you seen what a man without clothing looks like?”

“Cough.” Tai Yan touched his nose, and said with a suppressed smile, “Okay, I’ll ask someone to give you a set…..”

Before he finished speaking, the hatch door closed with a “bang”, and Tai Yan couldn’t react for a while, freezing in place, but soon, the hatch door opened again. This time it was still a seam, except that there was no human head, only a scissor hand shaking, and then someone’s vague voice: “Two sets, we need two sets!”

Tai Yan left inexplicably, the curiosity in his heart bubbling like a fish with asthma. With Fan Luo’s character, sleeping in the same room with others was already an amazing thing in itself, let alone sleeping “unclothed”? What was their relationship? What did they do in the room?

In order to find out the truth, Tai Yan personally brought two sets of clean clothes and knocked on the door: “Lord Teacher of the State, Wei gongzi, the clothes are here.”

He had already planned that as soon as the door was opened, he would “accidentally” stumble, then “bump” on the door and “fall” into the room.

After simulating it for a moment in his mind, the door finally opened with a creak. Tai Yan prepared himself, and he fell sideways towards the door, and with a “bang”, half the weight of his person pressed on the door panel, and yet the door didn’t move at all!

Tai Yan was puzzled, and he reached out and pushed hard, but the door remained motionless and remained ajar firmly.

Was it stuck? Tai Yan continued to push with perseverance, but still it had no response.

At this moment, a chilly voice came: “Brother Tai, what are you doing? Testing how strong this door is?”

Tai Yan’s movements paused, and then remembered that his behavior was a bit idiotic. He straightened his posture and turned to look at Nie Bufan, showing an aristocratic smile and said: “The clothes are here, why don’t you see if they fit?”

Nie Bufan didn’t take the clothes immediately. Instead, he scanned him up and down with searchlight-like eyes, until the other person’s smile was distorted before he slowly retracted it, took the clothes, thanked him, and closed the door.

Tai Yan looked at the door with conflicted feelings, he still couldn’t find out the secret, what a pity!

What was going on with the door just now——behind the closed door, a row of chickens was standing in line at that moment, pressing against the door and guarding vigilantly…..

Nie Bufan, who was neatly dressed, walked down the ship and embarked ashore with a bright smile as always. Fan Luo, who followed behind him, walked with light steps and springtime in his eyes, the corners of his mouth raised slightly and his whole person was like a peony sprayed with morning dew, a peerless wicked beauty.

Tai Yan felt that the two of them were a little eye-blinding, and the gloomy night could not conceal the firefly light they gave off.

Tai Yan led the people to the shore while introducing: “There is only a small village here. Although the conditions are a bit simple, the food is not bad, so I must ask you two to put up with it.”

“I’m very ‘particular’.” (TN: word for putting up and being particular sound the same though they have completely opposite meanings) Nie Bufan said with his hands held behind his back and his head upright, “Forget about crude tea and rough food, but fish soup and the like are acceptable.”

Fan Luo said, “Second island master said to ‘put up with it’!”

Nie Bufan glanced at him and said solemnly: “Do you think I have a bad ear? I am a person who is both ‘particular’ and ‘unpicky’, flexible and able to move forward and retreat backward. This is the highest realm one can reach in life. Of course, with your ability you probably won’t understand this.”

Fan Luo and Tai Yan fell silent.

Don’t try to correct a certain someone’s mistakes and outlook on life. There would be only two results. One was to go crazy; the other was to be completely brainwashed and never step back on the road of return.

Lianqing was remote and almost isolated from the mainland. Except for waterways, land transportation was very inconvenient. It was not marked on the map of the Ming Kingdom and was only used as a temporary transit point for general sea ships to temporarily dock at.

But people from Qiyu Island traveled between the two places all year round and were familiar with the fishermen here. They even helped the fishermen build a stockaded village open to the outside world to provide water, food and accommodation for passing sea merchants.

The several people were greeted into the stockaded village, arranged rooms, and then had a meal together.

Nie Bufan’s chicken ran away as soon as they got ashore, seeming to have been cooped up too long on the boat. In the end, only Wukong remained by his side.

The servant placed the hot meals out one by one. Everyone was tired and hungry from the journey so they did not make extra polite talk and started to enjoy themselves after picking up their chopsticks.

Nie Bufan distributed food to Wukong first, and then began to eat himself.

But after only two bites, he threw his chopsticks into the bowl and shouted: “There’s poison!”

The expressions of Tai Yan, Fan Luo and the others changed. The former was somewhat skeptical, but the latter was undoubtedly convinced.

Although Nie Bufan was often unreliable, he never made jokes about important things.

Fan Luo stood up quickly and stared at Tai Yan seriously.

Tai Yan frowned and looked around, keenly aware that the expressions of several fishermen not far away were indeed strange, and he quickly ordered an investigation into the situation.

However, the subordinate fell down without warning as soon as he took a few steps.

Before Tai Yan even had time to be stunned, he saw other people in the hall also faint one after another. There was a ping-pong-pong-pong noise, and the scene suddenly fell into panic.

“What’s happening?” Tai Yan shouted angrily, and at the same time felt dizzy as well.

At this time, a fisherman was dragged in and fell to the ground. He cried and said, “I’m sorry, second master, we really had no choice!”

“What do you mean ‘no choice’?” Tai Yan asked with gritted teeth trying to resist the effects of the drug. 

“A group of pirates came to our village the other day. They took the women and children and forced us to help them rob passing merchant ships.”

Tai Yan slapped the table abruptly and said angrily: “Pirates? What kind of pirates are so bold and dare to rob even the ships of Qiyu Island?”

The fisherman was trembling and unable to say a word more.

Tai Yan looked around, only five or six people were still standing, including Fan Luo and Nie Bufan.

He waved his hand and told the rest to return to the ship immediately. But as soon as the order was given, a group of men dressed in various styles poured into the village.

“Hahaha…..” The black-faced rough looking man at the head laughed arrogantly, “I finally caught a big fish this time!”

Tai Yan stared at him coldly.

“Don’t look at me like that, I’m not afraid.” The rough man said leisurely, “After we finish this trip, we will run away. The sea is vast and no matter how capable Qiyu Island is, you won’t be able to catch us.”

“Good, very good.” Tai Yan sneered, “I want to see if you really can escape from the pursuit of Qiyu Island.”

“I’m afraid you won’t be able to see anything anymore.” The rough man stepped on the stool and laughed triumphantly.

As he spoke, he waved: “Fellows, go! Tie them all up and lock them up in batches, we will throw them into the sea together tomorrow to feed the fish.”

“Boss, why not just directly…..” A wretched-looking guy leaned in and made a cutting gesture.

The rough man waved his hand and said, “They are all sea merchants. It is most suitable for them to die in the sea. How can an elegant person such as I not give them the ending they deserve?”

“Boss is wise.” The bandit gave a thumbs up.

A group of pirates heckled noisily as they rushed towards Tai Yan and the others.

The several people who had been drugged fought hard to resist, but could not restore the situation, and were eventually taken down one by one.

At this moment, the rough man suddenly noticed the gloomy-faced Fan Luo, and his eyes widened, revealing a covetous light.

In a few steps he walked to Fan Luo’s side, rubbed his chin and looked him up and down, and said: “What a rare beauty, it seems a pity to kill.”

Fan Luo’s eyes flashed sharply, his fists clenched tightly. He was born into a noble family, when had he ever suffered such treatment? And how could he tolerate such a look? He had thought that with the second island master of Qiyu Island escorting them, there would be no danger along the way, but he didn’t expect to fall into the hands of a group of pirates!

Tai Yan was obviously also in a rage, believing himself to have lost face, and wished to kill these people immediately.

Seeing Fan Luo glaring at him, that pair of alluring eyes appeared to be even more enchanting, the rough man couldn’t help but stretch out his hand, wanting to molest him.

At this time, a bowl of alluring seaweed soup was poured from the sky, landing directly on Fan Luo. The seaweed hung on his head and face, and instantly and ruthlessly destroyed his beauty.

“What the hell?” The rough man returned to his senses, looking at the beauty who had become a seaweed head, and flew into a rage out of humiliation.

“It’s this…..this kid.” A pirate cautiously pointed to Nie Bufan, who was re-bound and still holding an empty bowl in his hand.

“Do you want to die?” The rough man glared at Nie Bufan fiercely.

Nie Bufan said innocently: “I was so hungry. I just wanted to drink some soup. But your subordinates were so rude and caused me to spill all the soup. What a waste.”

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“You’re damn lying!” The rough man roared in a bad tone, and then ordered, “Okay, lock them all up. Let’s count the spoils and leave here tomorrow morning.”

Such an interruption wiped out the lust after it had just been aroused.

Fan Luo looked at the calm and relaxed Nie Bufan through the pieces of seaweed and smiled back at the other, his eyes soft.

For some reason, his anxious mood just now gradually calmed down..…

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 093 Lulu

The letter was handed over to the ship captain, who took the letter very seriously and immediately sent someone to take a fast boat with the letter to the Jellyfish that was about to meet up with them.

When the two ships met up, only then did Fan Luo know that the person in charge of the Jellyfish was an important person on Qiyu Island.

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“Welcome to the Jellyfish, Lord Teacher of the State.” A man in his early thirties opened his arms to greet him. He had a handsome appearance, well-defined features, a pair of blue eyes like clear sapphires, dark brown hair casually tied behind him, a black cloak with gold trim on the shoulders, and tall boots. He was dressed like a medieval man of Western nobility.

“It turns out that the second island master personally led the team this time. Forgive this official for being rude.” Fan Luo avoided his warm embrace and nodded slightly.

“Haha.” The man smiled as he looked at him and then teased, “Lord Teacher of the State is too cautious. It’s a pity with such naturally beautiful looks.”

Fan Luo immediately shot him with coldly sharp eyes.

The man spread his hands and said with a smile: “Okay, I won’t say anymore. Is there an important matter for the Lord Teacher of the State to attend to at Qiyu Island this time?”

“I am accompanying this gongzi…..” Fan Luo turned his head, only to find that the person who had been standing next to him had already disappeared for some time.

He asked the servant on the other side: “Where is Wei gongzi?”

The servant replied: “He just went to the stern to watch the fish.”

“Watching fish?”

The man took over in answering, “I see, it should be the marine fish caught during the Jellyfish’s journey, and it just happened to be netting now.”

As he led Fan Luo towards the stern of the ship, he curiously asked, “I wonder who is the noble person who needs the personal accompaniment of the Teacher of the State?”

Fan Luo did not answer, and his pace accelerated.

“What kind of fish is this?” Nie Bufan’s voice traveled over before he even got close.

“This is the Napoleon fish.” A crew member replied.

“What about this one?” Nie Bufan asked again, pointing to a scarlet fish that was jumping up amd down.

“It’s a coral grouper.”

“I know this.” Nie Bufan said excitedly, “It’s a puffer fish!”

The crew member nodded, but seeing that Nie Bufan seemed to want to poke it with his hands, he quickly stopped and said: “Ai, gongzi, don’t touch it, be careful of getting hurt.”

At this time, the puffer fish’s body full of small spines suddenly bulged, and soon became balloon-shaped, round and quite adorable.

But who knew, a chicken claw suddenly appeared in the air, stepping on the fish hard, and with a whooshing sound, the puffer fish’s body was instantly squashed flat like a tire leaking. Then a few chickens surrounded over, swiping one claw on the right and another claw on the left, teasing the poor fish.

The crew around all watched silently.

“Xiaobao, what are you doing?” Fan Luo saw that he was squatting on the deck in a squatting toilet-like position, doing harm to the fish with his chicken.

Nie Bufan turned his head and waved: “Teacher of the State, come and see quickly, there are so many strange fishes here.”

The man following Fan Luo squinted his eyes and looked at the person with a brilliant smile under the sun, as if a burst of vitality was injected into the surrounding scenery.

Fan Luo walked over in a few steps, stretched out his hand to pull him up, and was about to speak, but then he saw Nie Bufan’s eyes move behind him, his face full of surprise.

Fan Luo pursed his lips and introduced, “This is Tai Yan, the second master of Qiyu Island, and this is Wei Xiaobao.” But he did not say his identity.

Nie Bufan quickly stretched out his hand and smiled in a friendly manner: “Hello, Mr. Tai.”

Tai Yan raised his eyebrows, and also reached out to shake hands with him, and replied, “Has Wei gongzi been to the West?”

“I have been there once or twice.” Nie Bufan replied without any hesitation.

Fan Luo cast a strange look at him, secretly wondering, wasn’t this guy a chicken farmer?

Yet he was not at all shy and could hook up with anyone.

“Oh? That’s great! There are many overseas friends on Qiyu Island, so you can communicate with them at that time.” Tai Yan’s hearty smile had some roguish feeling to it.

Nie Bufan scanned him up and down. Since this person was the second master of Qiyu Island, then wasn’t he a relative of Tai Bai? Weren’t they of the same blood? One was like an English thoroughbred horse, while the other was like a small country donkey.

Displeasure flashed in Fan Luo’s eyes and he said to Tai Yan: “I believe that the second island master has received the letter from Tai Bai gongzi, so we will go ashore at Jingyang Port.”

“No hurry, it looks like the weather will change, and our schedule may be delayed.” Tai Yan didn’t mind Fan Luo’s coldness, and smiled, “Please rest assured, Teacher of the State and Wei gongzi, I will entertain you both well on the way.”

“Then let’s eat fish today!” Nie Bufan pointed to a large number of fish on the deck with great enthusiasm.

“Okay, what fish do you want to eat?”

Nie Bufan turned his head and asked the chicken friends: “What do you want to eat?”

Several chickens glanced at him, and then used their claws to sift through the fish pile like a bunch of big masters, seeming to be choosing fish.

Tai Yan’s eyelids twitched a few times. He seemed to see the expressions of disgust on the faces of several chickens?

At this moment, a black-purple chicken suddenly spread its wings and raised its head to call out. It then fluttered a few times, jumped down and flew out of the ship, making a beautiful maneuver in the air before rushing toward the sea like a sharp arrow where it then plunged into the sea water.

The chickens who were still playing with fish all jumped onto the side of the ship, clucking excitedly.

Everyone was dumbfounded, and didn’t know how to react. Then most people rushed to the side of the ship and leaned forward to look at the water.

A black shadow broke out of the water, bringing up a dazzling splash of water as it flew high on the waves. It hovered in the air for a while, and finally landed on the deck, spitting out a tuna a bit bigger than its body.

Nie Bufan gave a cheer, rushed over to grab the fish, and boasted: “Good job! Lulu (cormorant).”

Lulu raised its head, and accepted the worship of other chicken friends in a dignified manner.

“I didn’t see wrong, did I? This is indeed a chicken, isn’t it?” A crew member asked hesitantly.

“I doubt it too.” Another crew member said in a daze. “Is this actually a seabird that looks like a chicken?”

“But, no matter how I look at it, it’s a chicken…..” Crew member three tried hard to find non-chicken characteristics, but failed.

Nie Bufan grabbed the dying tuna and ran to Fan Luo’s side. He smiled and said, “Let’s eat this today?”

Fan Luo’s gaze glanced between him and the fish, but did not comment.

Tai Yan asked in amazement, “Brother Wei, what kind of chicken is your…..chicken?”

“You won’t understand even if I say it, so don’t ask. I won’t tell you even if you ask. This is a commercial secret.” Nie Bufan said solemnly.

Tai Yan was speechless, and after a moment of silence, he asked again, “I wonder if this chicken is for sale?”

It would be very interesting to have such a chicken on the ship that could catch fish.

“Not for sale.” Nie Bufan refused without hesitation, “However, if it has offspring, I will consider giving you one. The premise is that you must get their approval.”

Tai Yan smiled and said, “Then that’s good, I would like to thank you in advance.”

“Then here, you can have this.” Nie Bufan dumped the fish that was still jumping to Tai Yan, ruining his exquisite and expensive attire in a very carefree manner, then turned and ran to Lulu’s side, saying : “Lulu, give birth to a few more little Lulus in the future, and the great task of establishing diplomatic relations with overseas will be entrusted to you.”

With a scoff, LuLu showed strong disdain for a certain someone, fluttered its wings a few times and flew onto the fish pile. It screeched fiercely at the surrounding crew members, not allowing them to approach.

It seemed to plan to exchange a single fish for a bunch of fish. What a good deal!

Nie Bufan gave it a thumbs up in his heart, it was worthy of being his, Nie Bufan’s, chicken, what style!

In the end, Tai Yan, of course, very tactfully gave the bunch of fish to Lulu.

When returning to the cabin, Tai Yan asked Fan Luo in a low voice: “Who is this Wei gongzi? He seems very unfathomable!”

Hearing this, Fan Luo also responded to him with an unfathomable silence.

The Jellyfish sailed towards the nearest dock, and as the weather might change at night they had to moor before dark.

The ship rocked in the waves, and the sea breeze blew the sails noisily.

After dinner, Nie Bufan and his chicken were ordered to stay in the cabin and were not allowed to leave.

He lay down on the bed and shook the little monkey’s arm in boredom, making it rotate in the air. A chicken could no longer watch anymore, and pecked Nie Bufan’s evil claws, saving Wukong from this merciless ravagement.

Nie Bufan rubbed the back of his hand, and shifted eyes with evil intent to the other chickens. The chickens bristled up, drilled into the ground, flew up, or hid away, disappearing in just a matter of seconds.

A bored Nie Bufan was a demonic existence and must be kept away.

“Are you really that bored?” Fan Luo asked, leaning against the bed and raising his eyes.

“Where do you see that I’m bored?” Nie Bufan gave him an eyeroll. Lying on his side on the bed, he twisted his body into an S shape, and called it yoga.

“Since you are feeling idle,” Fan Luo tossed down the book in his hand, and said meaningfully, “Should we continue with what was unfinished yesterday?”

Nie Bufan’s hairs stood up and he hugged the quilt, showing a reluctant expression as he said: “I am physically disabled and will not succumb to evil forces.”

Fan Luo’s mouth twitched a few times, and he felt pain when he thought of the cruelly interrupted sex yesterday. This guy was really good at ruining the mood, no matter how sexy the atmosphere was, he would destroy it all.

Fan Luo felt that so long as one could make him submit, there would be no creatures that could not be made to submit in this world. The process of making him submit was also a process of tempering and strengthening one’s will.

“You don’t need to struggle, this time I will do it all the way to the end no matter what.” Fan Luo looked firm.

“If you dare to do it, I will shout for help.” Nie Bufan said viciously.

“Then go ahead and shout.” Fan Luo said gloomily while undressing, “The wind is so strong outside, even if you break your throat, no one will come to rescue you.”

Nie Bufan looked at him with incredulous eyes, and said in shock: “Teacher of the State, are you possessed by a flower thief?” (TN: flower thief  =rapist)

Fan Luo twitched his lips, tried to restrain his trembling emotions, brewed his desires, and pressed down on the other with the mentality of one facing death with equanimity.

“Teacher of the State, your expression looks like you have constipation. Are you sure you don’t need to go for a squat?” Nie Bufan reminded him kindly.

Fan Luo’s face turned dark, and he directly seales the other’s mouth with his own, biting down slightly in punishment.

“Nngh…..ah…..it hurts….en.”

Fan Luo stroked over him nimbly with both hands.

“This…..you don’t need to go for a squat, I need to, please excuse me…..ngh…..I really…..”

“Shut up, when it’s over, let’s go squatting together.”

Oi, Teacher of the State, do you still have any moral principles left?

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Nie Bufan was both sorrowful and indignant.

In the midst of rocking, he suddenly had an epiphany. It was not him who was gay, but the world itself was gay!

So, he should face this calmly…..right…..

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 092 The Fight To Capture That Shou Part 16

“What? That guy got on the ship to Qiyu Island?” Zhang Junshi read the letter sent by Big Weapon with a shocked expression on his face.

“What? He got on the boat to Qiyu Island?” Contrary to the reactions of the others, the corners of Tai Bai’s mouth rose at a suspicious angle.

Li Yi nudged him away, grabbed the letter in Zhang Junshi’s hand, and scanned the lines of chicken feet-like handwriting, his eyes blazing.

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Zhang Junshi eased his breathing and said to Tai Bai, “Brother Tai Bai, it seems that I must trouble you.”

“Trouble me with what?” Tai Bai looked up at the sky.

“I must trouble you in writing a letter to stop the ship heading towards your island and help us pick him up. If you can have that ship directly send him back to the village, we will definitely be grateful.” As he spoke, Zhang Junshi fetched pen, ink and paper from his desk. He spread out the paper, smiled and motioned for him to write.

Tai Bai said shiftily: “This is not easy to handle. Although I am the young master of Qiyu Island, my father and my second uncle have always taken care of the business on the island. It won’t be easy for me to intervene.”

Li Yi squinted at him and said coldly, “Perhaps it would be more effective to exchange you as a hostage.”

Tai Bai’s face paled a rare white. He looked at Li Yi, who was like a cold faced god, and then looked at Zhang Junshi, who looked like a smiling tiger. There was also the spectre-like Wang Shichan behind him. And so, he finally compromised. He lifted the pen and wrote while sighing before stamping it with his family seal.

In the letter, Tai Bai asked the merchant ship to dock at Jingyang Port and let the “guest” on board to go ashore, and also specifically mentioned to take good care of the other.

Zhang Junshi looked at it for a while and said: “This letter alone is not enough. Someone must go to pick him up, otherwise who knows where he will wander off to when he gets ashore?”

The rest nodded sadly.

Li Yi frowned and said, “We are all under Wei Di’s surveillance, and it is difficult to slip away.”

“You and I may not be able to do it, but brother Wang must be able to.” Zhang Junshi and Li Yi turned their heads and looked over at the same time, only to see that there was no sign of Wang Shichan at all.

At this time, Nie Bufan was standing on the bow of the ship, his arms open wide and enjoying the cold sea breeze. His hair was blown messily in the wind, looking like the strands were having convulsions. Under the crew’s shocked eyes, he sighed: “Oh wind, won’t you come even more violently!”

More violent? The most feared thing when sailing on the sea was a big storm, okay?

Nie Bufan’s lips turned purple from the sea breeze blowing at him, and yet he still insisted on posing on the bow of the ship, and even his chickens also joined in on his convulsive display, standing upright in the wind with their chicken feathers blowing every which way.

The Lord Teacher of the State finally couldn’t stand it anymore, hooked his waist, dragged him directly into the cabin, stuffed him into the quilt, and wrapped him in a ball.

“Say, what part of your brain circuit went wrong?” Fan Luo squinted at him and scolded. “What are you doing standing out in the cold wind, do you want to be blown to death?”

Nie Bufan sniffled his nose and said in a muffled tone, “It’s just some blowing wind, I won’t die.”

Fan Luo shook his head, turned around and asked someone to prepare some hot water. When he hugged him just now, he felt that his whole body had become cold and stiff, like a zombie.

Nie Bufan rolled around on the bed, as if he had a case of lice, feeling uncomfortable all over.

It had been two days since his letter was sent, and he didn’t know if they had received it or not. Although he spoke about going to the island to play, in his heart he hoped to return to the village more. He missed the chickens in the village, the flowers and plants in the village, and the freedom of the village.

Really, he really wants to go back.

He grabbed a passing chicken beside the bed and shook it: “You say, when can we go back?”

The little chicken spread its wings and threw a feather at him, giving him a contemptuous look with beady chicken eyes. If the wing was replaced by an adult’s hand, it might be able to show him the middle finger.

Nie Bufan pointed at it and said with discontent: “I am your village head at least, can’t you show some respect? If you guys were more fierce, what need would there be for us to flee like fugitives?”

This was the Nie style. He made trouble everywhere and let others clean up the mess for him, but in the end, he still complained about others’ ineffectiveness.

All the chickens in the cabin collectively turned their backs and used their butts to show him just how much contempt they held for him.

Nie Bufan sighed sadly: “The chicken heart has faded, the team is not easy to lead anymore.”

At this time, Fan Luo came back, with a crew worker carrying hot water behind him. The crew worker left the cabin after putting down the bucket, but not before giving Nie Bufan and his chickens a curious look. He and the other crew members had an unsolved puzzle in their hearts, that was, exactly when did these creatures get on the ship?

Fan Luo stretched out his hand to test the temperature of the water, and beckoned: “Come here, wipe your body down.”

Conditions on the ship were limited, so long as you had a bucket of hot water you should be grateful so don’t even think about taking a bath or something.

Nie Bufan got up lazily and undressed as he walked over.

Fan Luo didn’t evade this time, staring at his every move.

Nie Bufan never knew what embarrassment was. In just a few flicks he had taken everything off, leaving only his underwear. He squatted by the bucket and asked, “Wanna wipe together?”

Fan Luo’s gaze slid along the back of his neck, and finally turned back to his face, saying calmly: “No need, you wipe yourself.”

Nie Bufan then plunged his hand into the water, grasping the bath towel and wiping his arms. He then bent down, directly dipping his head in the water, bubbles emerging on the surface. Then a few chickens approached, and following Nie Bufan’s lead they also dipped their heads in the water and bubbled together.

Fan Luo’s mouth twitched when he saw this, and he didn’t know what expression to use to decode his feelings.

With a splash, Nie Bufan raised his head, the little chickens also raising their heads as well. The water splashed all over, the droplets gleaming, and the style of both person and chicken was very “moist”. The person shook his hair and the chickens shook their feathers, their movements exceptionally in sync.

“En, feels good.” Nie Bufan wiped a handful of water and squinted his eyes contentedly.

A several chickens also seemed to feel good, and one even wanted to jump into the bucket for a bath.

Fan Luo had a stiff face. He pulled all the chickens away, snatched the bath towel from Nie Bufan’s hand, and said stiffly: “I’ll help you wipe. With your way of playing, the water will soon be cold.”

“Oh.” Nie Bufan did not object, obediently following the other’s commands.

Fan Luo had him stand up while he carefully wiped his face, neck, chest and abdomen, arms, and back with the bath towel…..

Staring at his half-naked body, various discordant images appeared in Fan Luo’s mind, and the movements of his hands became slower and slower.

Nie Bufan felt his hand stop on his back waist, and couldn’t help asking in puzzlement, “Should I take off my pants?”

Hearing that, Fan Luo’s half-closed eyes showed a bit of wickedness, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly. He said in a low voice: “Of course, it is easier to wipe if you take it off.”

“All right.” Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to untie the strings, Fan Luo grabbed him, and whispered in his ear: “Are you this defenseless with anyone?”

“What is there to guard against?” Nie Bufan looked at him and said, “You have also seen that I am bare and penniless. What is there to guard?”

Fan Luo looked at him deeply and said, “I am a man.”

“I know, you don’t need to emphasize it.” Nie Bufan pointed at himself and said with a smile, “I am also a man. The real deal, neither the old nor the young will be cheated.”

“It is said that a relationship between men and men…..” Fan Luo said word by word, “is also possible.”

Nie Bufan stared at him strangely, and looked down at the space between his legs subconsciously.

Fan Luo threw away the bath towel and directly embraced him into his arms, letting the other directly feel the changes that had overcome his body.

“How is it?” Fan Luo placed one hand on his hip and raised the other’s chin using the other. He bowed his head slightly, and the hair on his forehead fell forward gently, slipping across the ends of his charming eyes.

Nie Bufan ignored his electric shooting eyes and stepped on the other’s instep with his bare foot, saying contemptuously: “It’s not right to go into heat wherever you are. Lord Teacher of the State is already at this age but why haven’t you learned how to cultivate your moral character?”

Fan Luo smiled wickedly: “I’m just using methods in line with local circumstances, nurturing my spiritual harmony and letting my desires grow naturally.”

Nie Bufan leaned back and looked at him incredulously.

“Did you eat fully during lunch?” Fan Luo asked suddenly.

“Full.” Nie Bufan nodded subconsciously.

“That’s good, you should have enough physical strength then.”

“What?” Nie Bufan had yet to react, when his field of vision shifted, and the next moment he was pressed down on the bed.

“Wait!” There seemed to be something wrong here.

Fan Luo didn’t give him time to resist, and he directly kissed him on the lips. He had been thinking about it for a long time, and after crossing that layer of barrier in his heart, he was even more eager and impatient. People who were cold outside and hot inside were indeed extremely passionate once their emotions and desires were aroused.

The reason why Fan Luo was so erudite and learned was because he possessed a highly retentive memory. Even though he had only seen it once, he would be able to remember every detail of the pictures in the homoerotic book clearly. Even if he had only learned and was just putting it into use now, he could still do it incomparably well.

Nie Bufan’s treacherous suggestion at the beginning was now being practiced on himself. It was truly a case of reaping what you sowed.  But strictly speaking, he was probably the only person in this world who had the physique that could attract “bromance” anytime, anywhere. Could it be because he had raised too many chickens that even the heavens were dissatisfied?

Fan Luo was very attentive and kept stroking his tongue with his fingers, so that the other had no chance to call out.

“Mmh…..ngh…..” Nie Bufan glared, unable to bite, his jaw almost went stiff from being kept open. There were people coming and going outside the cabin door, and so long as he shouted out, someone would hear it, but unfortunately he could only groan slightly now.

Slanting his eyes, he glanced over to ask for help from the chickens, only to find out that these guys were just watching calmly with no intention of saving him from his plight. They were probably no longer surprised at this occurrence, so at this time, they all had the awareness to just remain silent.

Nie Bufan wanted to cry but he was without tears, and secretly scolded these guys for being disloyal.

At this moment, a loud eagle call came from outside the cabin.

Nie Bufan’s eyes lit up, and he struggled even harder. This struggle caused Fan Luo’s breathing to come more rapidly, his desires rising as well. Taking advantage of Nie Bufan’s distraction, he suddenly entered. At the moment he entered, he leaned down and accurately covered the other’s lips with his own.

So tight! Fan Luo let out a sigh of wonder and began to thrust in and out, gradually increasing his intensity.

Nie Bufan was indignant. Listening to the calls of Big Weapon, his hands frantically scratched Fan Luo’s back, marking out a crisscross pattern.

Fan Luo just frowned slightly, and said in a low voice while moving, “Don’t refuse me, Xiaobao, give me a chance to have you.”

Nie Bufan stopped struggling and looked at him seriously.

He had seen this look in the eyes of Zhang Third and the others. It was the thing most worthy of being treasured in his life, completely irreplaceable.

However, for this kind of look, while the morals could be lost, the nature could not be altered.

“Ai!” Fan Luo cried out in pain, covering his forehead.

It turned out that Nie Bufan took advantage of his distraction and dragged over a random unlucky chicken. Then without any hesitation, he used the chicken feet to poke a mark on the other’s forehead.

The chicken used as a murder weapon was very irritable, flapping its wings, and leaving various twisted blood marks on Fan Luo’s arm.

Seeing that the situation was going well, Nie Bufan greeted: “Guys, come on! Gang fight!”

After getting the order, the other chickens all became excited, screeching as they charged over to surround Fan Luo where they then proceeded to kick and peck wildly.

Fan Luo was forced to retreat, and while defending himself, he could only lament at his sexual dissatisfaction. In truth, he should be counting his lucky stars as the fighting power of these chickens could only be considered average.

Nie Bufan was able to get out of the evil clutches. He put on his clothes and rushed towards the door.

Fan Luo reacted quickly, grabbed a chicken leg and swished the chicken at Nie Bufan. The chicken that was thrown out quickly passed Nie Bufan and made a somersault in the air, its chicken feet stepping on the door that had just opened right at the perfect time and slamming it back close again.

The chicken then landed in Nie Bufan’s arms from the force. Nie Bufan took a few steps back, grabbed it, and continued to open the door. But as soon as his hand touched the doorknob, another object flew behind him and inserted itself into the gap of the door——which happened to be a dagger.

Nie Bufan turned around and glared at Fan Luo. Fan Luo was struggling to fight the chickens while covering his lower half, and at the same time he had to also pay attention to Nie Bufan’s movements. It could be said that his image was completely lost, looking to be in a very embarrassed state indeed.

Nie Bufan ran back to the bed aggressively, stepped one foot on the bed, and reached out to hug Fan Luo’s head, giving him a deep kiss domineeringly.

Fan Luo was stunned. Just as he was in a daze, he suddenly felt cold air on his lower half, the blanket that had originally covered his body was taken away.

Nie Bufan stretched out his hand, grabbed the erect thing in between his legs, and rubbed it hard. Fan Luo let out a grunt, bending over. Even if one could not see his expression, one could still imagine how tragic it was.

“Hmmph, small fry, am I so easy to be pushed down?” Nie Bufan left this remark condescendingly, and then walked out of the cabin leisurely.

Big Weapon had hovered in the air for a long time and was very impatient. Seeing Nie Bufan appear, it immediately dove down, deliberately creating a turbulent flow around it, and then it landed on a support beam unhappily.

As Nie Bufan untied the letter from its legs, he muttered in a dissatisfied manner: “Big Weapon, you are too lazy, i just asked you to send a letter, yet you give me the stink face. How will you be able to take on greater responsibility in the future?”

Big Weapon glanced at him contemptuously, the meaning clearly conveying: You actually have the nerve to complain about others!

Nie Bufan unfolded the letter and struggled to identify the text.

At this moment, a hand stretched out from behind and took away the letter in his hand.

Nie Bufan looked back and found that it was Fan Luo who was now neatly dressed but his expression was dark.

He actually recovered so quickly? The word “admiration” flashed on Nie Bufan’s face.

You c an fi nd t he la te st cha pte rs at ( th e bl mu se . c o m )

Fan Luo tried his best to ignore that shiny expression, read the letter at a glance, looked up and asked, “Do you know Tai Bai from Qiyu Island?”

Nie Bufan nodded.

“Then the matter is much simpler now.” Fan Luo folded the letter and said lightly, “With this letter, we can land in Jingyang Port ahead of time.”

TN: new arc up ahead woohoo!

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