When Nie Bufan woke up, the first thing he saw was Li Yi’s evil face. He slowed his breathing and carefully withdrew from his arms. Although his hands had been loosened, his whole body ached like it had been run over by something.

As Nie Bufan surreptitiously searched for his clothes that were scattered everywhere, he gritted his teeth and made strange faces. Just after he put on an inner robe and prepared to cross over Li Yi and get out of bed, his waist was suddenly encircled by a strong arm, and then Li Yi’s faint voice sounded: “Where are you going?”

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Nie Bufan turned his head, looked at Li Yi with a pair of innocent eyes, and said, “It’s not early anymore, it’s time to get up.”

“Oh.” Li Yi sat up and pulled Nie Bufan on his lap.

Nie Bufan sat obediently and didn’t move, just asked, “Where is this?”

“The old house of a distant relative of the Li family, apart from regular cleaning, few people set foot in it.”

“Oh. Then why are we here?”

Li Yi squinted his eyes and looked at him for a while before saying, “Why do you think we are here?”

Nie Bufan took up his trousers and put his feet in them while thinking. “I remember I went to the brothel and called a few girls to accompany the wine. The chat was very fun, and then……”

“Then what?” With every word Li Yi heard, his face went dark.

“Then……there is no more. When I woke up I found myself here.” Nie Bufan rubbed his temples and said in distress, “Why don’t I have any impression of what happened afterwards?”

“You mean, you don’t remember what happened last night?” Li Yi gritted his teeth.

“That’s right.” Nie Bufan said solemnly, “I think I was drunk. The strange thing is that I hurt everywhere except my head.”

“……”

“Li Fourth, your expression now looks like you have constipation, are you alright?”

Li Yi pressed down Nie Bufan’s hand that was pulling up his trousers, and said sinisterly: “You want to use ‘drunk’ to get away?”

“Did I do anything outrageous?” Nie Bufan asked in a low voice.

Li Yi pursed his lips and said nothing.

“……Or, did you do something heinous?”

Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi as if looking at a heinous beast, but his fingers pulled at the hand that had grabbed his waistband.

After confirming that the other could not be moved, Nie Bufan had to ask sincerely: “Can you let go?”

“No.”

“Spring mornings are very cold, and it is easy to catch a cold if left exposed to the air.”

“It’ll be fine like this.” Li Yi grasped the thing between his legs.

“This……” Nie Bufan said with a bitter face, “I don’t have the habit of getting morning erections.”

Li Yi leaned into his ear and said, “I do.”

Nie Bufan suddenly fell on Li Yi and said weakly: “Li Fourth, my head hurts. Touch it, is it feverish?”

Li Yi expressionlessly let go of the hand that was gripping his vital part, and prepared to touch his forehead.

Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to block it and squinted his eyes and said, “Li Fourth, although I know you do not mind trivial details, but I still have to remind you that a man who doesn’t love cleanliness is unlovable.”

“……” Someone who sleep in a chicken coop all the time was telling him about cleanliness!

Taking advantage of Li Yi’s preoccupation with privately scorning him, Nie Bufan slid out of his arms like a mud fish, jumped up and lifted his pants.

“!” As soon as he lifted his pants, Nie Bufan sat down on the bed, feeling a faint pain in his private part, but he didn’t want to show this pain so as not to be asked by Li Yi. The so-called lose the person but not the face. But as someone who was afraid of pain, he was very annoyed at Li Yi. He wanted to act out violently but was deterred by the other’s high martial arts skills. All kinds of emotions intertwined and caused Nie Bufan’s expression to look like paste that was being twisted, odd, wrinkled, weird, and distorted……

“……What are you doing?” Li Yi’s mouth twitched as he saw this, and really wanted to help him fix his face.

Nie Bufan touched his face pretending to be calm, and said: “It’s okay, it’s just I have the urgency to pee.”

“……” Alright, even if Li Yi still had thoughts of morning exercise, they were wiped out by his idiotic words. He was now very glad that he didn’t prematurely ejaculate last night. This guy Nie Bufan definitely had the potential to drive people crazy. He had obviously succeeded in eating the other, but yet he had no sense of accomplishment at all. In the future when they do it again, it would be best to plug his mouth first.

“Can we get up yet?” Nie Bufan asked in a tiny voice.

Li Yi waved his hand conveying that he was letting him go. For the sake of his fragile heart, it was best to not push too much. Otherwise, who knew what other strange faces this guy would make?

Nie Bufan smiled, and stood up cautiously with the waist of his pants lifted in place by a hand, ready to step over him to find the belt.

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At this moment, the door was kicked open with a bang, and Zhang Junshi rushed in with a solemn expression. Nie Bufan was taken aback and loosened his hand in shock, pants once again falling off, revealing two bare legs……

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi froze at the same time, and their eyes simultaneously fell on Nie Bufan’s legs.

Nie Bufan clamped his legs, and gave each person an eye knife, saying with contempt: “Don’t you know what it means to turn a blind eye on impropriety?”

Zhang Junshi turned his head unnaturally, while Li Yi stretched out his hand to help him put on his pants.

Nie Bufan kicked him away unceremoniously, and lifted his trousers at the speed of lightning.

Zhang Junshi turned his head and looked at Li Yi coldly. Li Yi returned with triumphant eyes.

Nie Bufan stepped out of the bed awkwardly and pursed his mouth at Zhang Junshi in grief, “Zhang Third, I got drunk last night.”

“Really?” Zhang Junshi picked up his clothes to help him put on, his face was dark, especially after seeing the suspicious marks on his neck, he was even more displeased.

Nie Bufan opened his arms and let him serve. He asked, “Zhang Third, how are you here?”

“Your chicken.”

Nie Bufan subconsciously looked at his lower body, and after confirming that he wasn’t flashing anything, he realized that Zhang Third was talking about a real chicken.

Sure enough, as soon as he looked up, he saw the little chicken head of Lady Flower poking around the door. After meeting his line of sight, it disappeared again.

Nie Bufan gritted his teeth, these guys were getting less and less respectful about their master, betraying him had become commonplace it seemed. When he got back, he would have to rectify it, otherwise, wouldn’t he have no privacy left?

“Okay, let’s go back.” After Zhang Junshi helped him get dressed, he took his hand and prepared to leave. Unexpectedly, after only a few steps, he couldn’t move farther. Looking back, he found that Li Yi, whose clothes were slightly disheveled, had grabbed Nie Bufan’s other hand.

“Go back together.” Li Yi touched Nie Bufan’s head with his other hand.

Zhang Junshi’s eyes swept him coldly, and collided with Li Yi’s eyes again in the air. In an instant, static crackled.

Nie Bufan looked back and forth at the image they made, three grown men going forward hand in hand, looking very much like three fools.

Nie Bufan suddenly pulled his hands together, folding Zhang and Li’s hands on top of each other’s, and said seriously: “Good brothers must love each other.”

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi looked at each other and shuddered at the same time, quickly pulling their hands back.

“Okay, let’s go.” Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, took a large step with his hands behind his back, and froze as soon as his toes tapped the floor. Then, his legs trembled slightly, and his whole figure twisted strangely like a pair of scissors about to melt.

Nie Bufan was unwilling to show weakness, and the consequence was that he had to endure the unspeakable pain. But he had reached his limit, it was too unbearable!

It hurt too f**king much!

Nie Bufan leaned on Zhang Junshi’s shoulder, clenched his fists and grimaced. In his heart he imagined piercing Li Yi with many sharp objects.

Li Yi’s eyes were a little worried and a little proud, stepping forward he lifted him into his arms.

Zhang Junshi stopped him: “What are you doing?”

Li Yi said mildly: “Do you not see that he is uncomfortable? There is still a long distance from the village, I am afraid he can’t walk the whole way.”

Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and stared at Li Yi fiercely.

Li Yi smiled: “He was exhausted from last night.”

This was simply bare and naked provocation!

Nie Bufan also replied with the bravery of not knowing death: “Yeah, I didn’t sleep well last night. I had a weird dream all night and I definitely won’t drink anymore. It’s too exhausting.”

Li Yi chuckled.

Zhang Junshi’s face appeared dark and purple, as if poisoned.

“Can we leave? Hurry up.” Nie Bufan urged.

“Let’s go.” Li Yi walked around Zhang Junshi briskly.

Zhang Junshi stared at his back, for a long time. Soon the anger in his eyes gradually subsided to be replaced with firmness.

When approaching the entrance of the village, Nie Bufan insisted that Li Yi put him down. As the head of Chicken Nest Village, he must not be seen by any living thing in the village in such a “fragile” state. This was too detrimental to his glorious image.

After returning to the village, the first thing he saw was the Tian Nu Nineteen walking about. Nie Bufan walked up to her with a smile, “You came back early? I was a bit worried about you just now.”

“My thanks to the village head for worrying, this humble girl……is very grateful.” Nineteen pretended to be gentle and ladylike, but her eyes wandered showing a guilty conscience.

In fact, when Li Yi arrived there last night, she saw him while in the corridor on the other side, but she didn’t notify Nie Bufan. Instead she made her escape first. Although it was a little unethical, but for the sake of her own reputation, it was better to protect herself first.

Nineteen’s pretence was not successful enough. If she had the thick skin of Nie Bufan, along with her identity as a quack she would definitely be invincible in the world. It’s a pity that she couldn’t hide that little bit of guilt from Nie Bufan’s perceptive eyes. Originally it was just a suspicion, but now it was determined that Nineteen had indeed abandoned him at a critical time.

Nie Bufan bared his white teeth at her, smiled brightly, and said kindly: “It’s great that you are alright. The sun is bright outside, so please pay attention to sun protection when you go out.”

Nineteen subconsciously looked at the sky. It was a warm and gentle spring sun, what need was there for sunscreen?

Nie Bufan turned and left with a strange cackle.

As soon as he walked to the door of his house, he saw several dark shadows falling from the sky, landing on the yard with a loud bang and raising dust everywhere.

When he looked closely, he realized that it was a……corpse? Not only this one, there were four or five strangers lying all around in the yard.

Nie Bufan looked up, only to see a person standing on the roof of his house, appearing as ethereal and effervescent as an immortal. It was Wang Shichan who came and went without a trace.

“What is this?” Nie Bufan asked questioningly, pointing at the people on the ground.

“Chicken thief.” Wang Shichan replied concisely.

“Chicken thief?” He kicked one of them in the ass, dissatisfied, “You can’t solve it outside the village? What are you doing going to the effort of bringing them to my yard?”

“Since I have promised to guard the place, I must do everything perfectly.” Wang Shichan said indifferently, “but I am only responsible for catching thieves, not for disposing of them.”

“……” Nie Bufan had to admit that he underestimated this serious looking guy.

As he was lost in thought, a certain Wang had already disappeared, leaving only a floor covered with “corpses”.

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Nie Bufan touched his chin and looked around the village.

The situation was not looking good! It seemed that the residents of Chicken Nest Village were showing signs of becoming unruly. He felt that his supreme prestige was being challenged……

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“Lady Flower, be good and take me to your master.” Li Yi pinched Lady Flower by the neck and threatened with a cold face.

Lady Flower turned its head, conveying the appearance of the mighty and unyielding.

Li Yi chuckled coldly a few times and motioned to Zhang Junshi next to him: “Brother Zhang.”

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Zhang Junshi immediately pulled out a hen tied into a zongzi form from behind, and it was Langya. (TN: zongzi=glutinous rice and choice of filling wrapped in leaves and boiled)

Lady Flower glared with its beady chicken eyes, feathers exploding on end, and a trembling cluck sounded from its throat.

Li Yi drew a soft whip from nowhere and said sinisterly, “If you refuse to lead the way, I will torture your wife.”

Lady Flower looked at Li Yi and then looked at Langya, its eyes full of grief and anger.

In the end, when Li Yi raised his whip, its head dropped and Lady Flower compromised in pain. Langya was moved with tears in its eyes and looked at Lady Flower affectionately. Lady Flower also looked back with deep emotion. This public display of cloying affection made Zhang and Li get the chills.

As soon as Lady Flower was released, it flew out like a cannonball, secretly planning to use speed to shake the others off.

Unfortunately, while Zhang Junshi may be a bit slower, but Li Yi could not be shaken off.

The one chicken and two people rushed into the night in tandem, and the goal was the guy who was currently happily free and unfettered in the brothel……

In Xinghe Pavilion, Nie Bufan was playing finger guessing games with three beauties. If the man loses then he will drink a cup of wine, and if the woman loses she will undress one garment. This was the first time he played. The beauties thought that a novice like him would definitely lose. But who knew that this guy was like a god of games, winning nine times out of ten. Just one person battling three women, but in just a moment the women only had their bra and underpants left.

The three girls all won’t let Nie Bufan get away with such a winning streak, and asked for a change of gameplay. Nie Bufan readily accepted. Not only was the gameplay changed, the punishment was also reversed. If the man loses then he will do the undressing, while if the women loses they will do the drinking. There was no other way since if the three women continued to undress then they would have nothing on at all.

It’s a pity that the three women’s wishful thinking did not go as they hoped. Nie Bufan possessed an outrageous talent for games. Sacrificing just a belt and an outer robe, Nie Bufan had the three women drink until they staggered over themselves. He, on the other hand, was still not the least bit flushed or disheveled. He was practically Liuxia Hui reborn, maintaining his reason despite the charms of the female sex, as calm and tranquil as a master monk. (TN: Liuxia Hui is used to describe a man of eminent virtue, and comes from the ancient governor of Liuxia named Hui who was said on one occasion to have held a lady in his lap without the slightest imputation on his moral character)

At this time, a jade-like arm encircled Nie Bufan’s neck, and said softly in his ear: “Gongzi is naughty, you are clearly a master of wine and games, but still pretended to be a novice to deceive us sisters.”

“That’s right.” Another woman also leaned over, put her hand into his clothes, and teased his chest, saying ambiguously, “Gongzi actually wants to do something else, right?”

“Let us sisters serve you together?” The third woman sat directly on his lap, printed a fragrant kiss on his face, and looked at him seductively.

“Well, this……” Nie Bufan felt that he shouldn’t be too casual. Although the beautiful women in front of him were all charming, but men must have some principles.

“Don’t hesitate anymore.” The beauty stood up from his lap and dragged him to the bed with the other two. It was rare to meet such a handsome and generous young man, how could they let him go?

Nie Bufan followed them into the bed behind the bed veils all the while declining their invitation yet drawing close at the same time. Seeing that the three women were all drunk, he forced himself to say calmly said, “Before going to bed why not tell me what kind of guests you usually receive?”

As soon as this question came out, the three women showed mixed expressions of sadness and anger. It took a long time for one woman to reply: “How many of those men who visit the brothels are good? We have met all kinds of customers.”

Speaking of this, there were endless grievances. Since ancient times, the women in the brothel were largely miserable. The three women couldn’t help being full of sadness, and began to confide their desolation to him……

The moon was high up in the night sky, and the room with red candles flickering gradually fell into silence, forming a sharp contrast with the excitement outside. Nie Bufan lay with disheveled clothes among the sleeping three women, looking straight at the window curtain, pondering thoughts unknown.

After a long while, he sat up and decided not to bring Zhang Third, Li Fourth and the others to come here to seek pleasure. He no longer had any licentious thoughts about these poor women.

After getting out of bed, he first put a fifty taels banknote on the table, then picked up the outer robe on the floor and put it on, thinking that he should take the Tian Nu back soon.

Just as he was about to fasten his belt, the door of the room was kicked open with a “bang”, and Li Yi appeared at the door with a dark expression. His eyes fell on the somewhat dumbfounded Nie Bufan, and then he noticed the three barely dressed women lying on the bed……

“Uh……” Nie Bufan reached out his hand and was about to explain the current ambiguous scene that looked very much like he had just finished sleeping with prostitutes and was about to leave.

Li Yi didn’t give him a chance. In a flash he had appeared in front of him and knocked him out, then picked him up and jumped out of the window, disappearing into the night instantly.

Zhang Junshi, who was a step slower, only had time to see their backs. He had an ugly expression on his face, it didn’t take much thought to imagine what would happen later. He couldn’t help but shake Lady Flower madly: “Hurry up and chase your master, or it will all be over.”

Lady Flower glanced at him and walked out slowly. Chase again? It’s too late.

Li Yi rushed the whole way, and Nie Bufan almost vomited out stomach acid from the bumpy ride, soon waking up from his induced coma.

“Li Fourth, what are you going crazy for?” Nie Bufan exclaimed, “I’m dying here!”

Li Yi said nothing.

Nie Bufan said again, “Where are you taking me in the middle of the night?”

Li Yi continued to remain silent, letting Nie Bufan struggle in his grip like a dehydrated octopus.

Not long after, Li Yi ran into a quiet courtyard, kicked open the door and threw Nie Bufan onto the bed.

Without waiting for him to struggle up, Li Yi took off his belt and tied his hands to the bedpost. He then turned to light the candlestick, and the room was instantly enveloped in a dim light.

“What do you want to do?” Nie Bufan asked in a tiny scared voice.

Li Yi started taking off his clothes without a word.

Nie Bufan widened his eyes and said in horror: “Could it be you want to……”

Hmmph, do you finally know to be afraid?

“……use your strong and muscular body to kill me with shame?”

Li Yi staggered and fiercely threw his underclothes aside, then climbed onto the bed and started to tear at Nie Bufan’s clothes.

“Li Fourth, there’s no need to look at it, your figure is indeed better than mine.” Nie Bufan shouted.

“Shut up!” Li Yi said with a sullen face, “At this time you still pretend to be stupid!”

“Pretend to be stupid?” Nie Bufan said indignantly, “I have always had great intelligence that may appear to be stupidity, so I look stupid anytime and anywhere!”

Li Yi took a deep breath, holding back the idea of ​​strangling him to death.

“Li Fourth!” Nie Bufan sighed and said earnestly, “If you have any difficulties just say so, don’t put on an expression like you are going to kill someone, it’s quite frightening.”

“I’m going to kill you today.”

“Aww don’t, what terrible and unforgivable thing did I do anyway?”

“You dare to ask me?” Li Yi said coldly while pulling at his clothes, “Who said back then that he was clean-living and honest? But who knew that you would go to the brothel in a blink of an eye, and even sleeping with three women at once, you are really capable, aren’t you!”

“I am innocent, I’m truly clean-living and honest!” Nie Bufan shouted while kicking his legs.

“I have to check this personally.” Li Yi pressed his leg down with a dim and indecipherable light flashing in his eyes.

“Li Fourth, I know that you are currently in the mating stage but can we discuss about changing your target for mating?”

Li Yi gritted his teeth so much that it was practically audible. He lowered his head and sealed that hateful mouth.

“Mmph……”

Nie Bufan’s mouth was invaded by a tongue and he wanted to call out but was unable.

Li Yi’s hand was direct and swift, grabbing Nie Bufan’s thingy in his hand and began rubbing it up and down.

Nie Bufan’s hands were captive above his head, so he could only kick his legs continuously, kicking the bed and making it creak painfully.

Li Yi lifted his right leg with his left hand, pressed his left leg with his right knee, and his lower half directly faced towards that blooming chrysanthemum.

“Ahhhhhhhhhh……” Nie Bufan’s mouth began to holler desperately as soon as it was free.

“Go ahead and scream, no one will come to rescue you even if you strain your vocal cords. This is a remote place and not even wild animals pass by often.” Li Yi’s face was half lit by the candlelight while the other half remained in the dark, like the Black and White Impermanence combined. (TN: two Deities in Chinese folk religion in charge of escorting the spirits of the dead to the underworld)

Nie Bufan said in a trembling voice: “Li Fourth, you’re not possessed by evil spirits, are you?”

“The only evil spirit who has stolen my soul is you.”

Nie Bufan swallowed his saliva and said in a low voice, “I have abandoned evil and practiced good for many years……”

“You’re still called good? Then what are you like when you are evil?”

Nie Bufan trembled slightly, and said pitifully, “Don’t, what if I get pregnant?”

“……” Li Yi paused and almost snorted out a laugh, and it took a while before he could spit out, “I want to see just what you can give birth to!”

Just after speaking, another finger was inserted.

“How, how about this.” Nie Bufan said weakly, “Shall we study this issue another day? I am not ready for pregnancy.”

“This kind of thing, you can’t just think about it, you need actual practical experience.” Those wicked fingers continued to misbehave, teasing Nie Bufan until a deep blush stained his face and his heartbeat thumped faster, his whole body going soft and weak.

“Wu……don’t enter anymore……” Nie Bufan couldn’t help but shiver.

Li Yi lowered his head and licked his chest with his tongue, all the while his hands busily looked for his sensitive points.

The conversation in the room was gradually replaced by heavy breathing, and the two entangled bodies looked extraordinarily wanton under the dim candlelight.

“Bufan, I’m going in……” Li Yi’s hoarse voice whispered in Nie Bufan’s ears.

“Can we discuss this again……ah!” Even as he breathed heavily, Nie Bufan wanted to make one last dying struggle. Li Yi didn’t wait for him to finish before rushing in, directly bottoming out.

“It, hurts, to, death!” Nie Bufan shouted with a grimace.

Li Yi held his waist and didn’t move immediately. Only until he got used to it did he slowly started to thrust in and out.

Nie Bufan’s body rocked with the thrusting, he moaned: “I feel dizzy, I’m going to die!”

“I could not bear for you to die.” Li Yi chuckled lowly, then speeded up his movements, attacking his territory aggressively.

“Are you done? I, I can’t take it anymore!” Nie Bufan twisted his body, wishing to break out of the bindings on his hands and give the monster on him a punch.

“Don’t worry, the night is still long.”

“Not as long as your thing!” Don’t know which sensitive spot was prodded, Nie Bufan screeched, “Too arrogant! You bastard, relying on martial arts and bullying the weak. If you have the balls than let go of this village head, let’s have a fair one-on-one duel……”

“One-on-one? With you?” Li Yi’s eyes had ridicule, but his movements became more fierce.

“What’s wrong with me? You looking down on me? Believe me or not, I’ll……”

“You’ll what?”

“I’ll, I’ll squeeze you to death!”

With that said, he really did stretch out his scissor legs and clamped Li Yi tightly in between.

Li Yi fell on him with a laugh, almost softening.

This guy was too talented! It’s better not to give him a chance to speak.

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Li Yi blocked his mouth, lips rubbing and sucking, frantically copulating, no longer leaving him a trace of strength to continue his wacky behavior……

This night, Nie Bufan was completely eaten up, and the chastity that had been preserved for more than two decades was gone forever……

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