When he woke up the next day, Nie Bufan found that he was lying on his bed, his body clean and refreshed, and there was no other discomfort except for some soreness.

Sunlight came in from the window where Wang Shichan sat by reading a book, the sunlight casting a halo on him, like the light of Buddha illuminating all living beings.

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Nie Bufan spoke lazily: “Brother Wang Fifth, did you bring me back?”

Wang Shichan nodded casually.

“So, did you see what happened last night?” Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes.

Wang Shichan nodded again.

Nie Bufan sat up quickly, and said with displeasure: “Then why didn’t you come to my rescue?”

“You were immersed in battling, it seemed inappropriate for me to show up.”

“So you hid and watched from the beginning to the end?”

“I didn’t watch from the beginning to the end. I counted the stars on the roof most of the night.”

“Count the stars?” Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes and condemned, “Shouldn’t you have broken into the room to catch us red handed in an affair, and also curse me for being slutty, shameless, and licentious with no morals?”

“Actually,” Wang Shichan closed the book, his tone flat, “I have always felt that there is a title that suits you well.”

“What?”

“Evil creature.”

“…..”

Nie Bufan buried his head in the quilt. Sometimes he really felt that Wang Shichan’s ability to control his desires and emotions had reached the point of perfection. If he wanted peace then his heart would definitely be in a state of tranquility. If he wanted to enact his carnal desires he would definitely not hesitate. If he wanted to mind his own business he would definitely mind his own business. If he wanted to violate his religious precepts he would decisively do so.

His life was quite carefree and easy! Nie Bufan sighed secretly.

The fierce battle last night was really unbearable to look back, so he decided to pretend it hadn’t happened. If Li Yi knew that he hooked up with his brother, wouldn’t he go crazy?

It was a pity that Nie Bufan failed to erase all the evidence of his crimes, and there were spies everywhere in Chicken Nest Village…..

Li Yi and others did not catch the rabbit in Xishan City, and immediately understood that Nie Bufan had run away again. Fortunately, they received a messenger pigeon from Tian Nu Nineteen. Now knowing that Nie Bufan had returned to Chicken Nest Village, they all hurried back.

As soon as they saw each other, Li Yi charged towards Nie Bufan fiercely, causing Nie Bufan to turn around and bolt like a rabbit. Naturally, he couldn’t outrun Li Yi, who was a martial artist, however, he had chickens to cover for him. In the next instant, what everyone saw were piles of chickens pouring from all directions, from the sky and from the earth, surrounding Nie Bufan like a feathery wall. Not only did they surround him, but also covered his body, causing his whole person to look like an arrogantly blooming chrysanthemum.

Li Yi could not find an opening so he could only shoot fierce glares through the flock of chickens.

“Come out!” Li Yi scolded coldly.

“No.” Nie Bufan was buried in the chicken pile, showing only a face from the gap and occasionally making strange faces at Li Yi.

Li Yi’s mouth twitched, conflicted on whether to laugh or be angry.

The commotion drew over the other people in Chicken Nest Village, most of whom looked on with Schadenfreude amusement.

At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked over and persuaded with exasperation: “Come out, brother Li won’t do anything to you.”

Nie Bufan squinted at Li Yi, emanating distrust from his hair to his chin, and pointed out: “Look at his face, expression full of anger and murder, where do you see that he ‘won’t do anything’?”

Zhang Junshi and the others all looked at Li Yi.

Li Yi’s face stiffened, his facial muscles twitched, and he took a few deep breaths before reluctantly adjusting his facial expression, trying to go for an amiable look: “Alright already, I was just scaring you earlier, what can I even do to you?”

Nie Bufan still doubted: “You look like a devious weasel like this.”

Li Yi was about to explode again when Zhang Junshi quickly interrupted and said to Nie Bufan: “Don’t make trouble, come out quickly. The sun will set later, can you bury yourself in chickens for a lifetime?”

Nie Bufan retracted into the chicken pile, harruphing a few times without moving.

Zhang Junshi pulled Li Yi, and while walking towards Nie Bufan’s house, he shouted, “We will wait for you at your house, so come back when you’re done playing.”

Seeing that they really did leave, Nie Bufan waved his hand at the chickens and the chickens retreated like a tide, quickly revealing him.

He remained squatted on the ground, looking at the sunset, brewing a melancholy artistic atmosphere by his lonesome…..

When Li Yi walked to the door of Nie Bufan’s house, he saw Li Huai standing there in a trance.

“Feeling better?” Li Yi asked.

Li Huai nodded and replied in a low voice, “I’m all right.”

“That’s good.” Li Yi didn’t say more and was just about to walk by when he suddenly stopped and looked at Li Huai with a sharp gaze.

Li Huai was a little startled by the sharpness, and hurriedly said, “I’m going back to my house first.”

“Wait.” Li Yi stopped, “How did you recover? When did you get better?”

He had seen Si Chenyu, Chen Muran and the others just now, and their faces still obviously showed signs of illness, so there was no reason that Li Huai would heal faster than them.

“I…..I got better yesterday.” Li Huai’s eyes wandered, and everything that happened last night appeared in his mind involuntarily, causing his face to feel a little hot.

“How did you get better?” Li Yi’s tone gradually became cold.

Li Huai bowed his head and did not answer, privately flitting through the reasons to use to fob off Li Yi.

But who knew, a string of shrill cackles came from above: “Hahaha, I know, ask me, ask me.”

The several of them looked up and saw a colorful rooster standing on the roof, preening and showing off. It was Hero the chicken.

“Tell us then, what happened yesterday.” Li Yi crossed his arms and waited.

Li Huai’s face changed slightly, and he glared at Hero fiercely.

Hero ignored Li Huai’s glare and sang with excitement: “When brother Chicken goes into action, he can do the job of two, battling against rivaling warlords in a single night, you fall he dies.”

Hero danced with flapping wings and feet, one of its wings pointed towards Si Chenyu, who was walking towards them, and the other wing pointed at Li Huai, whose face was turning blue.

Sometimes one really couldn’t help but to feel that this talking mutant chicken was too f**king talented.

Everyone’s expressions became weird. In addition to Li Yi, Si Chenyu was also extremely angry. Last night Nie Bufan tricked him into passing out, only to run off with Li Huai to produce clouds and rain! This was simply unforgivable!

“Hahaha.” Hero laughed again.

Li Yi said coldly: “Do the job of two? Who else is there besides him?”

He pointed to his brother.

Hero was silent for a while, looking around at everyone, and then suddenly twisted its body, and said in a vulgar tone: “‘Hmph, now do you know how powerful this Prince is?'”

Then he changed his tone of voice to a fearful one: “‘You are powerful! You are powerful! Ah…..ah…..’ (stretched vibrato)”

Once again changed to vulgar mode: “‘Do you still dare to say that this Prince is not good?’”

“Good, you are very good! Ngh…..ah…..ah…..'”

Suddenly a whistling sound passed by, a folded fan flew through the air and knocked the wretched chicken that was moaning in extreme ecstasy from the roof. In the next instant, feathers fluttered into the air as it disappeared on the other side of the house accompanied with Hero’s tragic scream.

Everyone focused on Si Chenyu, falling into a weird silence.

Si Chenyu’s face had gone black, wishing nothing more than to swallow that chicken alive. He had never been so embarrassed in his life. The entanglement with Nie Bufan in the treasure trove was actually seen by this damn chicken, and was even announced to the world at this time. In addition, it also imitated them so remarkably, true, to, life!

He was so regretful. Usually, he didn’t call himself “this Prince”, but why did he forget himself in a moment of excitement? Now he couldn’t even pretend  to be a simple passerby!

“Huh? What are you all gathering here for?” Nie Bufan’s leisurely voice broke through the stagnated atmosphere.

Everyone looked at him, their eyes seeming to be looking at some heinous sinner.

Nie Bufan took a look at himself, picked off a few feathers from his hair, and wondered: “Although my current image is a bit unsightly, I shouldn’t be despised by you all this much?”

“Nie, Bu, Fan!” Li Yi moved to Nie Bufan’s side, picked him up and charged into the house.

The others followed immediately.

Throwing him on the bed, Li Yi said fiercely, “How many more people do you want to hook up with?”

Nie Bufan looked blankly at him: “What? Who did I hook up with?”

Zhang Junshi coughed and said, “You should ask him, in the whole of Chicken Nest Village, who didn’t he hook up with?”

“I am absolutely innocent.” Chen Muran immediately expressed his position, because Tian Nu Nineteen was looking at him with suspicion. Not only Tian Nu, but everyone else expressed suspicion, as if not being hooked up with Nie Bufan was a very fantastical thing.

Chen Muran wanted to cry but he was without tears. In Chicken Nest Village, a straight man turned out to be an abnormal existence.

“I think,” Zhang Junshi pondered, touching his chin, “in the future, it is necessary to carry out isolated management of Chicken Nest Village. No handsome and talented young man should be allowed in, so as not to fall into the village head’s evil clutches.”

“Agreed.” Li Yi, Si Chenyu and even Li Huai nodded.

“I don’t agree!” Nie Bufan protested, “You are rebelling and usurping my supreme rights as the head of Chicken Nest Village.”

Zhang Junshi ignored him and continued to say to everyone: “In addition, he must not be allowed to leave Chicken Nest Village casually in the future. At least one person beside him must keep watch.”

“Agreed.” The others continued nodding.

“I don’t agree.” Nie Bufan stood up on the bed and shouted, “My personal freedom cannot be so ruthlessly deprived by you!”

Everyone continued to ignore him, discussing various details and precautions with serious expressions, and reached a harmonious and unified offensive and defensive alliance in front of him. From now on, a certain evil creature could only shake its feathers under the supervision of everyone. So long as there was any sign of extramarital affairs, it must be quickly and accurately strangled in the cradle. Taking turns carrying out attacks in bed would become an indispensable means of punishment.

Nie Bufan said sinisterly: “Do you plan to even put a collar around my neck or something?”

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“Good idea.” Zhang Junshi responded with a smile.

Nie Bufan bursted into tears, hugged him and said: “Zhang Third, you can’t do this.”

“If we don’t keep a serious watch on you, we will be up to our ears in work.” Zhang Junshi said with an expression of one being compelled by circumstances.

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“Here’s the medicine.” Nie Bufan came to Si Chenyu’s room with a bowl of dark herbal medicine.

Si Chenyu dismissed the bowl of medicine, and instead stared fixedly at Nie Bufan.

It was just after xushi (7-9pm) and the stars were shining outside the window. Most of the residents in Chicken Nest Village had not fallen asleep yet. Si Chenyu did not expect Nie Bufan to come so early.

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Under the dim candlelight, his eyes were shining and clear and his cheeks slightly flushed, standing there silently like a virgin.

Si Chenyu looked at him a little unexpectedly. It’s rare that he would seem so gentle, could it be that he was cooking up some horrible idea? He moved his gaze to the bowl of herbal medicine on the table and secretly wondered, he wouldn’t have put something weird in the medicine, right?

“Drinking the medicine will help sleep, you really won’t take a sip?” Nie Bufan asked again.

“No.” Si Chenyu refused without thinking, “I haven’t gotten any improvement after drinking it for so long, so there’s no need to try again.”

He drew Nie Bufan to his side and looked at him with a half-smile, “I want to try you even more.”

“Brother Shi,” Nie Bufan put his hand on his shoulder, earnestly, “Actually, I really think you are too lonely. Why not go to the brothel when you have time, it will be good for you.”

The corner of Si Chenyu’s mouth twitched, and he gave him a glare.

“This bowl of medicine is a little different from the previous formula, you might as well try it.” Nie Bufan pushed him away, sat at the table, and pointed to the bowl to persuade again.

“Oh?” Si Chenyu leaned on the bed and asked, “Are you going to personally feed me?”

“You’ll drink it if I personally feed you?” Nie Bufan raised his eyebrows, not forgetting the other’s suspicion about the bowl of medicine earlier.

Si Chenyu smiled and said, “I will drink it if you feed it with your mouth.”

Nie Bufan held his chin and thought for a while, then said with a smile: “Why not, let’s play a game.”

“What game?”

“Know how to play rock-paper-scissors?”

“I prefer to play games on the bed.” Rock-paper-scissors, did he take him as a child?

“How boring is that?” Nie Bufan said again: “In this way, if I win once, you will take a sip of the medicine. If you win, you can make a request of me.”

“Any kind of request?” Si Chenyu was interested.

“Of course it must be acceptable to me.” Nie Bufan gave him a slanted look, “If you win once and want me to bravely offer myself, I won’t agree.”

Si Chenyu thought for a moment, staring at him as he asked, “Are you sure there is nothing wrong with this bowl of medicine?”

“I promise.” Nie Bufan replied definitely.

Si Chenyu nodded and agreed without much care. Anyway, it was still early, so it was not bad to have some fun with him. It was just that in the past, he wouldn’t have believed that he would play this kind of childish game even if he was beaten to death.

The two sat opposite each other and started a battle of rock-paper-scissors.

Nie Bufan lost the first round.

Si Chenyu tapped his lips calmly, motioning for him to give a kiss.

Nie Bufan curled his lips and secretly looked down on him for his unoriginal request, which was completely within his expectation.

He leaned in and kissed him gently on his lips. When he was about to withdraw, Si Chenyu pressed the back of his head and deepened the kiss.

Nie Bufan unceremoniously punched him in the belly.

Si Chenyu immediately let go, his expression distorted.

“Brother Shi, all games have their rules and fouls must be punished.” He took up the medicine bowl and handed it to him.

Si Chenyu looked at the other’s somewhat red and swollen mouth and coldly harrumphed as he took the medicine and took a sip.

The second round continued, but Nie Bufan still lost.

Si Chenyu knocked on the table with his fingers, scanned Nie Bufan arrogantly, and said, “Take off your clothes.”

Nie Bufan shrugged, stood up and took off his outer robe.

When Si Chenyu saw him, he immediately pointed at him in surprise and asked, “Why are you still wearing another outer robe under your outer robe?”

Nie Bufan squinted and said, “Hehe, because I want to.”

Si Chenyu’s face was sullen, privately thinking that this was not good, this guy came prepared tonight. His eyes flashed, fine, let him see how many tricks he can play!

In the third round, Nie Bufan won, Si Chenyu drank a sip of medicine.

In the fourth round, Si Chenyu won. He continued to demand: “Take off your clothes.”

Nie Bufan took off the outer robe, only for another outer robe to be revealed inside.

Si Chenyu gritted his teeth, the fifth round: “Undress.”

Nie Bufan took off a layer again, this time revealing an inner robe.

Very good, he had finally peeled off the hard shell. Si Chenyu nodded in satisfaction.

He lost all the next few rounds and was forced to take several sips of medicine.

Finally winning another round, he continued: “Undress.”

Nie Bufan took off his inner robe, and he was actually wearing a vest underneath it. What’s more, there was still another inner robe under the vest!

Si Chenyu was angry: “How many layers did you put on?”

“You’ll know when I finish taking it all off.” Nie Bufan smiled brightly like the sun.

Si Chenyu was extremely vexed. He finally knew why this guy had flushed cheeks before. It had nothing to do with inexplicable emotions such as shyness and affection. It was completely because he was simply too hot!

After winning another round, Si Chenyu learned to be clever and demanded: “Take off your pants.”

Nie Bufan untied his belt calmly and took off his trousers, revealing his white under trousers and two well-proportioned calves.

Si Chenyu chuckled and the game continued.

After two wins and two losses, Nie Bufan’s pants were stripped off, his lower half completely naked under the robes. But he just had to sit with his legs crossed, swaying his bare feet leisurely and making Si Chenyu’s heart feel itchy.

After several rounds of battle, Si Chenyu felt that victory was in sight, but he didn’t know that the bowl of medicine had only dregs remaining.

Just when Nie Bufan only had one shirt left, the medicine was also completely finished.

At the end of the game, Nie Bufan stood up and stretched.

Following his movements, a loose white under shirt slightly slid open, and the semi-open collar revealed a stretch of smooth skin, and combined with his bare legs, it was as tempting as could be.

“Did you have enough fun?” Si Chenyu hooked him into his arms and whispered into his ear.

Nie Bufan looked at him and said calmly: “Brother Shi, don’t you feel any sleepiness right now?”

He really did feel a little groggy when he said that.

Nie Bufan led him to the bed and said, “It’s getting late, go to sleep.”

Si Chenyu squinted his eyes, his vision becoming a little fuzzy. He covered his forehead and muttered, “What’s this?”

Drowsiness hit him like a tide. Suddenly, he looked at Nie Bufan next to him, and said angrily: “You…..didn’t you guarantee that the bowl of medicine is okay?”

Nie Bufan looked at him contemptuously, “You actually believe my guarantee? Brother Shi, you are too naive.”

Si Chenyu’s veins popped violently, and he wanted nothing more than to give him a good beating, but it was a pity that he couldn’t resist the surging sleepiness.

Nie Bufan stretched out a hand and pushed him down, then helped him take off his shoes, covered him with the quilt, and squeezed his face as he said, “Good night.”

Si Chenyu stared at his clothed back, and finally closed his eyes with resentment.

Just as Nie Bufan put on an outer robe, he saw a ghostly figure appearing at the door, looking up, it was Li Huai.

He said sinisterly: “I saw the whole thing.”

“Oh? What do you think?” Nie Bufan asked seriously.

“You are too cunning and one must not give you any chance at all.” Li Huai walked in with heavy steps and grabbed Nie Bufan, “Follow me now.”

“Ai? But I haven’t worn my pants yet?” Nie Bufan shook his two bare legs, staggering out of the house as he was pulled by Li Huai.

Without saying a word, Li Huai privately decided to carry on the silence to the end. He dragged him into his house all the way, threw him on his bed, and then threw himself on top.

Nie Bufan nudged his leg with his foot and asked, “Are you sure you want to challenge the limits of the human body?”

Li Huai snorted and undressed silently.

Seeing him taking off one piece after another with a serious expression, Nie Bufan felt that the other looked like he was about to go to the execution ground. If he was so unhappy, why did he still force himself?

After taking off everything but a single under robe, Li Huai pressed down on him, his body stiff and without any next move.

After a weird silence, Nie Bufan couldn’t help asking: “Huai Huai, are you brewing up some feelings?”

He simply had no feelings of desire at all, his lower body was as quiet as a shy little girl, head not even daring to lift up.

Li Huai gritted his teeth and bit Nie Bufan’s lips, movements mechanical and neck stiff. Even Nie Bufan felt tired for him.  

Why bother? Did something provoke him?

Nie Bufan hugged him lightly and patted him comfortingly, then rolled over and pressed him under his body. He took over the initiative, and entangled their lips and teeth.

Li Huai froze, but did not push him away.

After a moment, Nie Bufan removed his lips and said with a smile: “Huai Huai, you’re too nervous. Come, tell your caring big brother, why do you insist on being intimate with me?”

Li Huai glared at him, before spitting out a few words: “I want to know why my brother likes you.”

Nie Bufan lay leaning on one side with his face propped up on one hand, his eyes curving with a smile: “En, I want to know too.”

“Hmph, don’t be so proud!” Li Huai said angrily, “not everyone is won over by you!”

“I’m not feeling proud, really.” Nie Bufan said this, but his expression told a completely different story. That proud little expression was truly deserving of a beating.

Li Huai was so vexed he began to cough fiercely, his face flushing.

Nie Bufan hurriedly helped him calm his breathing, and calmly said: “Calm down, calm down. Even if you want to know the reason, you don’t need to commit personal risks. You should know that a single slip can cause lasting sorrow, and once you enter the door of ‘brotherhood’, it will be as deep as the sea. At that time it will be difficult to look back.”

Li Huai said disdainfully: “With my background, what beauty haven’t I seen? How charming do you think you are to make me unable to look back?”

This must be a model of one who would only turn back after hitting a wall. Did he really need to teach him personally in order for him to know the consequences? Nie Bufan was conflicted.

Li Huai showed a look of facing death with equanimity, pressed Nie Bufan under him again, and hollered in a low voice: “Don’t dawdle, come on!”

Then why don’t you come? Nie Bufan opened his eyes wide, waiting to see how brave he was.

But the result was that while Li Huai’s thunder was loud his rain was light, his eyes flickering and looking like a first-time virgin boy who didn’t know where to start.

Nie Bufan yawned, gave him a pitying look, then pushed him away and pulled up the quilt, saying in a muffled voice: “Okay, stop making trouble, go to sleep. Tomorrow, we’ll see how effective brother Shi drinking the medicine is. If it’s not bad, I will make you bowl as well.”

Li Huai glared at the curled up lump, his eyes on fire, feeling that his pride was severely insulted. This guy didn’t take him seriously, and actually went to sleep peacefully!

“Damn it, get up!” Li Huai shook him vigorously, only to be slapped unexpectedly.

He was so angry he was about to explode. He gritted his teeth, reached out to grab the thing between his legs, and began to stroke himself as he fixed his gaze on Nie Bufan’s peaceful sleeping face.

After a moment, he reached into the quilt and lifted the hem of Nie Bufan’s robe. This guy hadn’t had time to put on his pants so it was a wide opening, letting Li Huai find the target easily.

Going into the quilt, his whole weight pressed down on the other. After raising the other’s leg, he then took a deep breath, closed his eyes, his body straightened, and charged in!

“Ah——” Nie Bufan let out a scream.

Li Huai’s face was also pale. They were already like this so might as well see it to the end. Pulling Nie Bufan’s legs wider he started to charge forward in a rampage.

Nie Bufan’s chrysanthemum was nearly ravaged, and the feeling of having the capital stormed was truly miserable.

He also became angry, rolling over and pressing Li Huai down, sitting heavily on his belly, their lower halves still tightly connected.

Li Huai inhaled sharply, unable to stand Nie Bufan’s lofty posture, turning him over again and entering sideways.

Not to be outdone, Nie Bufan clamped his legs on his neck and used scissor legs on him.

Li Huai became furious, and thrusted harder, so that Nie Bufan went weak in the bones and allowed him to pull off his legs.

At this moment, his hair was unruly, his face blushed and his neck flushed, like a lobster that had been fried. Where could it be seen any of his previous aristocratic bearing and demeanor?

Li Huai didn’t care about much anymore. He continued to fight wildly with Nie Bufan, exchanging moves and not giving ground.

The sheets and bedding were quickly twisted and knotted messily.

With a “bang”, the two fell out of the bed together, with Nie Bufan on top and Li Huai on the bottom. Miraculously, their lower halves were still connected, in fact, it only went deeper from the impact.

The two grunted at the same time, sweating and breathing heavily.

Nie Bufan looked down at him from his position on top and gasped, “Do you admit defeat?”

“Defeat my foot!” Li Huai’s member was firm and tightly wrapped by silken walls, feeling bursts of pleasure.

Nie Bufan crossed his arms and sat hard on his belly a few times. He was about to say something, but was taken aback by the slapping sounds of skin on skin.

The thing in his body was as hard as iron, which incited heat as it moved, stimulating his nerves.

Nie Bufan huffed and was about to stand up, but was restrained by Li Huai as soon as he lifted his waist.

“Why, want to escape?” Li Huai looked at him fixedly, a cluster of flames burning in his eyes.

Pressing down hard with both hands, the two became one again.

The gradually proficient Li Huai didn’t give Nie Bufan a chance to escape, turning him over and pressing his arms down before thrusting straight in from behind.

Nie Bufan twisted his body, freed a hand and grabbed a pillow, smashing it over. Completely unaffected, Li Huai continued to attack.

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It must be said that heredity was really a wonderful thing. Like Li Yi, Li Huai had extraordinary endurance and firmness, and could continue to attack no matter how bad the environment was. This spirit of perseverance and determination to not give up had already surpassed the limits that the worldly affairs could provide.

Nie Bufan went weak all over, having never been so tired.

However, Li Huai had reached rapture, his spirit and body both feeling satisfaction.

The bloody battle finally ended in the middle of climax when exhaustion took over…..

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With such a disturbance in the marketplace it would definitely attract the attention of the Chicken Nest Village Manhunt Team, so the reluctant Nie Bufan was bundled up and taken back to his residence by Wang Shichan.

“Raise your head.” Wang Shichan gestured with a hot towel.

Nie Bufan obediently raised his ghost face and squinted as he enjoyed Wang Shichan’s service.

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Wang Shichan carefully wiped his face and washed his hands.

Nie Bufan opened his eyes and suddenly asked, “Brother Wang Fifth, do you usually wipe Buddha statues like this?”

A concentrated look with a bit of piety mixed in, as if he was holding a rare treasure in his hand. It gave Nie Bufan a feeling of being cherished.

Wang Shichan’s movements paused, and there was no reply.

Nie Bufan hugged him and asked with a smile, “Is my position in your heart comparable to the Buddha?”

Wang Shichan replied: “I believe in Buddha because of the Buddha’s wisdom. The so-called ‘according to the circumstances, good deeds will be rewarded, and evil will find retribution.’ You are probably the retribution for my wavering faith.”

“Me? Retribution?” Nie Bufan pointed at himself and glared at him with a displeased look.

“All things arise from mutually dependent relationships and conditions. Even if it is retribution, I am willing to accept it.” Wang Shichan bowed his head and kissed his forehead.

Nie Bufan lowered his head, hummed a few times and did not say anymore, his heart feeling itchy like it was being lightly scratched by a cat’s paw.

Wang Shichan smiled. He put down the towel, undressed him, and then carried him into the tub.

Nie Bufan took the initiative to invite Wang Shichan to take a bath together. With two grown men sitting in the tub, even with the tub’s big size it still seemed a bit crowded.

Nie Bufan put his legs on either side of Wang Shichan’s waist, sitting like they were carrying out dual cultivation.

The room was filled with moisture and silence, only the occasional sound of splashing water could be heard.

In the dimness, the two figures seemed to be merged into one, skin on skin, and breath blending into breath.

Wang Shichan was very loyal to his desire, entering inside and sinking into ecstasy.

The water splashed everywhere, constantly flowing over their bare skin. The wooden tub seemed to be unable to withstand the continuous vibration, creaking alongside their movements.

Nie Bufan moved up and down, and every time he sat down, the weight of his whole person would press on Wang Shichan, causing the hot member to plunge deep inside.

In the narrow tub, the joining of the two was brief but concentrated.

“Wu…..I don’t want to move anymore.” Nie Bufan sat upright, putting his hands on the edge of the wooden tub.

“Then let’s go to the bed.” Wang Shichan touched his hair, his desire still buried inside him.

“En.” Nie Bufan wrapped arms and legs around him.

Wang Shichan supported his hips, and stood up, still in a connected state. The droplets of water splashed out as he stepped out of the tub.

“En…..” This movement caused the hard object to rub against hus inner walls, and Nie Bufan couldn’t help moaning.

At this moment, Wang Shichan’s hand, which was preparing to pick up the clothes, stopped in midair, his eyes narrowing. He seemed to have heard a noise outside the door.

He quickly picked up the clothes to cover the two of them, leaped forward and jumped behind the partitioned off area.

“What’s the matter?” Nie Bufan asked in a low voice.

“Shhh, someone is coming.” Wang Shichan hugged him tightly, but did not withdraw his member.

As soon as his voice fell, they heard the sound of someone pushing the door open.

“Strange, where is he?” The voice was familiar, surprisingly that of Li Yi.

“The water is still hot, it should have just been used.” Zhang Junshi unexpectedly also came.

Nie Bufan shrank his neck in the dark.

And it was at this moment Wang Shichan thrusted against him. Nie Bufan hurriedly covered the cry that was almost let out and glared at him. Then he withdrew off carefully, bringing out a trail of liquid.

He turned around and looked out from the crack.

“After having just finished taking a bath, where will he go?” Li Yi asked.

“Let’s look around, don’t let him escape this time.” Zhang Junshi’s tone was a little exasperated.

Li Yi said fiercely, “When I catch him, I will definitely teach him a lesson!”

Nie Bufan grimaced, sneering at this threat.

At this moment, Wang Shichan pressed up, leaning his heavy weight on his back, his fingers wandering on the inside of his thigh.

Nie Bufan gently pushed back with his elbow, telling him wordlessly not to mess around.

At the same time, Zhang Junshi walked into the partitioned area, less than 10 meters away from them.

Nie Bufan shrank back subconsciously, only to suddenly be met with a fiery, hard object that grinded against his entrance, entering bit by bit.

He bit his lip, his body trembling, and looked at Zhang Junshi on the other side. He wanted to shout but didn’t dare to shout, feeling nervous as if they were having an affair.

Who would have thought Wang Shichan also had such a devious side. He wrapped an arm around Nie Bufan’s abdomen and moved in and out slowly, so softly that there was no sound, but this light thrusting only caused Nie Bufan to suffer more.

His upper body was inclined forward, his nerves strained by Wang Shichan. If Zhang Junshi suddenly raised his head at this time, even with the cover of darkness, there was still a likelihood that they would be spotted.

How could they appear in front of people in this state?

Alright, fine, Nie Bufan didn’t care about being seen naked, but he first committed the bad deed of running away from home, and now he was hiding from them with Wang Shichan. Once discovered, he would definitely suffer cruel punishment.

He didn’t dare to move, so he could only let Wang Shichan do as he liked. Fortunately, Zhang Junshi didn’t have the keen hearing of Li Yi and the others, so he left after only scanning the area briefly.

Zhang Junshi only just stepped out of the door when the man behind him suddenly exerted his strength, causing Nie Bufan to almost shout out. Soon, a stream of heat gushed through his inner walls, almost causing his brain to blank.

Nie Bufan was privately vexed, how could he have let himself be moved by this man’s pretty words, as a result his integrity was now shattered all over the ground.

Wang Shichan’s warm breath fell on his ears, and the desire that had just found release was still buried inside and reluctant to leave.

When Nie Bufan saw that everyone was gone, he pinched him harshly.

Wang Shichan smoothed down his angrily standing hair with kisses.

“Get out already!” He spoke through gritted teeth.

“En.” Wang Shichan replied, grinding lightly.

Nie Bufan stretched out his shadowless claw and grabbed hard on Wang Shichan’s troublesome thing, and then kicked him away.

Wang Shichan was slightly bowed over, seeming to be experiencing the ultimate pleasure of one falling from heaven to hell.

Nie Bufan wiped his hands on him and harrumphed, “Go and get the clothes. I don’t want to show my fearlessness by running around naked at this time.”

Wang Shichan nodded, and disappeared in a flash.

Nie Bufan breathed a sigh of relief. But when he moved his body, liquid immediately flowed out and down his thighs.

He thumped his chest and stomped his feet in anger again.

A great young man was ruined like this! Completely ruined!

After the two got dressed, Nie Bufan asked, “Are they still around?”

“Yes.” Wang Shichan looked at him, “Are you going to see them?”

Nie Bufan fought with himself for a while and then said profoundly, “I should go back to the village.”

“Then…..”

“Then let’s go now.” Nie Bufan declared decisively. “Everything must have a beginning and an end. Since one came quietly, naturally one must also leave quietly.”

Wang Shichan was speechless. Just why was it that a perfectly good saying could be twisted like this by you?

However, Wang Shichan was not interested in considering other people’s feelings, and implemented Nie Bufan’s plan of action with admirable responsibility.

Stepping into the night, Wang Shichan flew towards Chicken Nest Village with Nie Bufan on his back.

When Li Yi and the others did not find anyone, they decided to stay in this house and wait for the rabbit to show up. Except, they didn’t know that this rabbit had already fled back to the chicken coop.

It must be said that a scourge like Nie Bufan was indeed really vexing, his whole body surrounded by an aura that invited a good beating.

The next day was another sunny day. Nie Bufan walked out of the door feeling refreshed, and began to move his muscles and bones in the yard. Then he suddenly stretched out his arms and yelled, “Guys, I’m back!”

As soon as his voice fell, the surrounding chickens surged like a tidal wave, clucking loudly enough to startle the surrounding area.

Nie Bufan was pleased. As soon as he lowered his arms, he heard a familiar voice coming from outside the yard.

“Nie Bufan?”

Nie Bufan turned and looked around, and saw Si Chenyu looking haggard and thin and even both of his cheeks seemed to be sunken, staring at him with hungry eyes.

“When did you come back?”

“Last night.” Nie Bufan greeted him, and asked with concern, “Brother Shi, you don’t look very well, haven’t your health improved yet?”

Si Chenyu looked around, and then coldly said, “Didn’t Li Yi come back with you?”

“They are having a very good time in the city, and they probably won’t return until later.” Nie Bufan replied casually.

“Perfect.” Si Chenyu grabbed his hand and ordered, “Come to my room tonight.”

“What are you doing?”

“Cure sickness!”

Nie Bufan struggled: “I can’t cure sickness.”

“Whether or not you can, we’ll only find out after trying!”

Nie Bufan looked at the sky and sighed, “Alright fine, brother Shi, please wash up squeaky clean tonight and wait for me.”

Si Chenyu’s mouth twitched, and walked away with a cold snort.

Nie Bufan understood a patient’s uncertain temper and generously did not take issue with his arrogance.

He stretched his waist, feeling the rare peace of the village. Most of the people had gone to Xishan City. There were only a few sick people left in the village, and the chickens were also in a rare peaceful state.

Adhering to the belief that the village head should be affable, he went from house to house to visit the patients and found that the condition of Tian Nu and her maid servants had improved, and only the men were still suffering.

The elegant Chen Muran was transformed into a sick beauty, and his temperament had also changed drastically, facing the window every day lamenting spring and autumn. And Li Huai, who had always been flamboyant, was now thin and diminished. When he saw Nie Bufan he no longer bickered and instead stared at him with a strange look.

“What do you want to say?” Nie Bufan asked kindly when he saw his constipated look.

Li Huai looked awkward, his face stiff and unwilling to speak.

“Just say what you want!” Nie Bufan raised his eyebrows and glared.

“You…..you, you come here tonight.” He finally squeezed out such a sentence, his eyes wandering anywhere but Nie Bufan.

“Huh?” Nie Bufan looked at him suspiciously and asked, “What for?”

“Just come!” Li Huai roared coarsely.

Nie Bufan understood that this was another guy who wanted him to heal his illness. Poor Huai Huai, actually surrendering to the sickness and deciding to embark on such a thorny path?

“I don’t have time.” Nie Bufan stated matter-of-factly.

“You would have no time?” Li Huai exploded, “You must get over here tonight!”

“I’m busy.”

“If you dare to not come, I’ll tell my brother about your evil deeds.”  

Nie Bufan looked at him contemptuously: “How old are you, still acting like a tattletale?”

“What do you care if I am a tattletale! Anyway, you can’t continue to let me remain sick.”

“I don’t want you to be sick, but I am really powerless.” Nie Bufan spread his hands.

Li Huai stared at him, gritted his teeth and said: “Don’t pretend, I know the relationship between you and my brother!”

Nie Bufan looked up at the sky.

Li Huai looked angry: “He can, but I can’t?”

Hearing these words, Nie Bufan looked him up and down as if looking at an alien.

“What are you looking at?” Li Huai shouted uncomfortably.

Nie Bufan consoled him sincerely: “Don’t do desperate things, be patient, your illness will get better soon.”

“I don’t have any patience!” Li Huai said angrily. “If you don’t agree, don’t blame me for using force.”

Nie Bufan looked at his thin appearance and shook his head: “Huai Huai, it’s not that I look down on you. Are you sure you still have this so-called force?”

“Hmmph, it’s more than enough to deal with you.” Li Huai sneered.

“It may be more than enough to deal with me, but I still have chickens.” Nie Bufan hugged a chicken casually and said with a smile.

Li Huai’s expression became a bit distorted, his eyes piercing.

“Alright, let your brother educate you later.” Nie Bufan waved his hand, “I won’t accompany you.”

As he turned around and prepared to leave, the sleeve of his shirt was suddenly caught.

Nie Bufan turned his head and began, “You…..” Only to see Li Huai sniffling his nose, a pitiful look of one on the verge of crying.

Aiya, don’t be like this! Peacock, where’s your pride, your arrogance?

Nie Bufan covered his eyes, actually feeling a bit of pity.

“Okay, okay, I’ll be with you tonight, okay?” Nie Bufan pointed at him, “as a grown man, why are you crying?”

“Who’s crying?” Li Huai changed his face quickly and returned to normal in an instant. The pitiful appearance that he saw just now seemed to be just a case of Nie Bufan’s imagination.

Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes.

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Li Huai immediately said, “You agreed, and you can’t break your promise.”

Nie Bufan snorted nonchalantly.

After leaving Li Huai’s residence, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have already made an appointment with another person before.

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The Ghost Festival was not a big festival for Xishan City but it was not a small festival either. Early in the morning, many vendors began to display all kinds of odd ornaments and bizarre clothing. Many people were also dressed in fancy and elaborate costumes and had their faces painted with eye-catching and colorful makeup or directly wore ghost masks, pretending to be ghosts and demons as they celebrated out on the streets.

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It was said that by dressing like this, it would cause the real ghosts and demons to treat them as one of their own and thus celebrate with them rather than cause them harm. On this day, even if you really saw a ghost, you must still treat the ghost as a human being. Otherwise, once its identity was revealed, you would be haunted by ghosts forever.

As the sun rose higher, there were more and more ghosts and demons out on the street, and the atmosphere became more and more lively and enthusiastic. Vendors selling wares to customers, street shows, prayers and worship, theater plays, wrestling competitions——the streets were crowded with people.

At this time, a man wearing a mask and a red robe stopped at a miscellaneous goods vendor and seemed to be checking the merchandise.

The vendor greeted warmly: “What does this customer need? The things here are all made by hand and are absolutely exquisite.”

The man did not speak, only picking up a blood-stained bone fan.

“Twenty-five coins, thank you.” The vendor said with a beaming smile.

The man slowly took out the money from his purse and handed it over. The vendor stretched out his hand and his gaze naturally fell on the other’s hand. His smile froze for an instant. He saw that the man’s hand that was holding the money had a blue-gray tinge, and the flesh on the back of his hand was also split open, seeming to have been cut by some sharp blade. There were also still some black blood stains around the wound and overall looked particularly horrifying against the red sleeve of the man’s robe.

The vendor’s hand trembled a little while receiving the money, but he forced himself to calm down. When most people dress up as ghosts, they only pay attention to their face makeup and clothing and don’t bother with their hands and feet. The makeup also leant towards mainly thick and colorful, which looked very strange, but also had a special sense of aesthetics. But the cut on the hand of this man in front of him was just too realistic.

Could it be that he had met a real ghost? The vendor could suddenly only feel cold, and not even the liveliness and excitement around them could dissipate the coldness. His gaze slowly moved upwards, pausing for a moment on the demonic mask on the other’s face, and then he noticed that skin on his neck was also blue-gray with protruding veins and blood stains as well.

The vendor stiffened completely. The whole time the man paid the money and then turned to leave there was not a sound to be heard coming from him.

After a while, he looked down at the money in his hand, and what he saw caused his heartbeat to speed up some more. The copper coins were mixed with burnt paper ashes, and some of them were even stained with blood.

The vendor excitedly pulled at a fellow vendor next to his stall, and recounted incoherently what had just happened.

After hearing this, the fellow vendor immediately whispered: “Are you crazy, even if it was a ghost you can’t just casually announce it to the world, be careful that you don’t get haunted by him.”

The vendor paled and did not dare to say anymore.

However, what he said was spread inadvertently, and many idlers spoke conclusively on the matter, but they only dared to whisper quietly. Although the rumor became more and more exaggerated, that person’s dress and appearance became well known by many people.

The mask, the red robe, the blue-gray skin, and the coins that were stained with paper ash and blood.

Nie Bufan stopped at a steamed bun shop and silently looked at the steaming buns.

“Customer, what would you like to order? Our shop sells buns with various fillings, dumplings, and bean porridge.” The shopkeeper asked through the hazy steam.

“One meat bun,” Nie Bufan replied gloomily.

“Okay.” The shopkeeper wrapped the bun and handed it to him, “Three coins, thank you for your patronage.”

Nie Bufan took the bun but didn’t pay for it. Instead, he lifted the mask halfway, revealing a horrifyingly scarred chin and a pitch-black mouth.

The shopkeeper saw that the other hadn’t given the money, so he leaned over to take a look, and just so happened to see him taking a bite of the bun with his mouth wide open. Instantly, he was frightened pale, and only just managed to not scream out loud

After eating the meat bun, Nie Bufan said again, “Give me a vegetable bun.”

The shopkeeper tremblingly handed him the vegetable bun, which was finished in a few bites. He was silent for a while, and then said, “One more bun with sugar filling.”

Couldn’t you order it all at once? The shopkeeper was both afraid and irritable but didn’t dare to complain. He could only suffer silently and to send away this great god as quickly as possible.

At this time, another customer came over to buy steamed buns, and the shopkeeper hurriedly went to greet him. But unexpectedly, after seeing Nie Bufan, the other person immediately fled away.

The same thing happened repeatedly, and in the end no one dared to get close to Nie Bufan. The steamed bun shop was practically occupied by him alone, and the shopkeeper wanted to cry but he was without tears.

After eating three buns, Nie Bufan felt full, so he fumbled his pockets and handed the money over.

The shopkeeper had on a crying face, almost imploring as he said: “No need, I’ll treat you, just please go well.”

Nie Bufan felt that it was unethical not to pay for the food, so he handed over the bronze mirror engraved with demons that he had bought earlier, and then floated away.

The shopkeeper looked at this bronze mirror that seemed to reflect a vague ghostly image, and even his heart began crying——please don’t come again!

Wang Shichan, who had been following Nie Bufan not far away, shook his head. This guy was really too evil. He actually put makeup on all the skin on his body that might be exposed. And more importantly, the makeup was also so lifelike. If one didn’t look carefully, one might not even realize that it was actually fake. If it was at night, it could definitely scare people to death.

He watched him wander the streets and pass through the crowds, scaring others to death from time to time. But even as those people received spirit money and nearly fainted from fright, they didn’t dare to say anything. Witnessing all of this, Wang Shichan didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

The marketplace in Xishan City was not big. After one morning, rumors about this “real” ghost gradually became widely known. So that later, any person in red was given special attention.

Li Yi, Zhang Junshi and the others were also walking in the marketplace, looking for a certain someone who had run away from home. On a day with such lively excitement, with Nie Bufan’s character, it was impossible for him to not come out and scare people. It was just that most people had on makeup or masks, which undoubtedly increased the difficulty of finding him.

On the other side, Wei Di had gone to visit Chicken Nest Village and met Si Chenyu. He was quite lucky. When he went, most of the chickens were away from the village, so he didn’t suffer any difficulty from them.

After discussing some things, he had also planned to see the village head of Chicken Nest Village. But unfortunately the other was not there, so he could only temporarily return to Xishan City.

“Have you found Duan Yu?” Wei Di asked as soon as he returned to his residence.

An attendant bowed and replied: “Not yet.”

Before Wei Di could get angry, he immediately added: “However, we caught Duan Yu’s chicken.”

Wei Di looked around and saw another attendant carrying a brown hen in his hand. The hen had a fierce look in its eyes and was indeed the chicken named “Langya”.

He frowned: “So what if you caught this chicken?”

The attendant said: “We can take it out on the street. If it is seen by Duan Yu gongzi, he will definitely try and find a way to steal the chicken back.”

Wei Di pondered for a moment before agreeing.

The attendant took out a string, looped it around Langya’s neck, and then pulled at the other end, forcibly pulling it outside.

Wei Di put on a mask handed over by a maid, and followed a little ways behind.

After they left, Lady Flower and Gold walked out from the dark, their eyes sharp and murderous. They glanced at each other, and then at the same time turned and disappeared into the alley.

In the afternoon, Nie Bufan was finally tired from strolling around, so he found a place to sit down and rest. Wang Shichan leaned on a tree not far away.

As soon as he sat down, everyone nearby moved away without a trace, and soon a vacuum zone was isolated around him.

Nie Bufan didn’t mind at all, holding up a flat cake and lifting it up.

“Flat cake, do you want some?”

“No need.”

So Nie Bufan ate it by himself, and even accidentally swallowed some of the makeup around his mouth. The makeup became smeared and distorted, looking even more strange than before.

Generally, rouge was poisonous. The reason why Nie Bufan still ate with the makeup on was because the makeup around his mouth was actually made from the juice of various vegetables and fruits and some half-cooked meat, so there was no need to worry about ingesting something harmful to the body.

In order to increase the effect of his costume, he would secretly take a few mouthfuls of sesame paste and red sugar water prepared in advance from time to time. When eating the flat cake, one could actually see red liquid dripping out of the corner of his mouth…..

At this moment, there was a commotion in the distance, screams, cursing, and sounds of collisions coming one after another like a tidal wave, from far to near.

Nie Bufan stood up, and saw dust flying everywhere in the distance. Quite a lot of people were also rushing towards this side in a panic. In the chaos he seemed to also hear the sound of chicken clucks.

Chicken clucks?

Nie Bufan hurriedly climbed onto a beast-shaped stone statue next to him and looked into the distance. And indeed, he saw many chickens running and jumping in the crowd. He recognized at a glance that they were chickens from his Chicken Nest Village. After all, it was impossible for an ordinary chicken to fly over walls and move as fast as lightning!

They moved in unison and were about thirty or forty in number, seemingly chasing some people.

Among those who were chased, one was holding a chicken in his arms. Looking at their dressing, they should be Wei Di’s people.

Nie Bufan was a little startled. Wei Di had actually caught his chicken in order to find him.

This person had high martial arts skills, and generally fighter chickens were not his opponents, which was why Lady Flower and Gold called over a group of chicken friends from Chicken Nest Village to help out.

It was also the bad luck of that group of attendants, after all who told them to catch Langya out of all of the chickens. As Langya’s husband, although Lady Flower possessed some rooster machismo, it was also very protective. Except for Nie Bufan, no one could bully its hen!

Lady Flower was the first mutant chicken in Chicken Nest Village and was extremely clever. Its prestige in Chicken Nest Village was second only to village head Nie. In addition, this group of chickens were masters of chaos, so naturally they joined the rescue operation without hesitation.

Less than an hour after Wei Di and the others began to stroll on the street, they saw a group of chickens charging at them aggressively.

Then came the scene Nie Bufan saw. The whole street market was swept over by chickens, flying dust and dancing chicken feathers. It was utter and complete chaos.

Wei Di’s attendants fled in sorry states, claw marks on their cuffs and hems.

Seeing them getting closer, Nie Bufan pulled off his mask and shouted, “Put down that chicken!”

Everyone followed the source of the sound and saw one man standing on a fierce beast statue hair wild, face blue-gray and snarling, eyes glaring and widened, mouth with blood oozing from the corners, hand holding a blood-stained bone fan, and body donned in a bright red robe that fluttered in the wind. Under the orange light of the sunset, he was like a demon come to life.

Everyone fell silent in an instant, looking up at him with bated breath.

The red robed demon pointed at the crowd and shouted, “Come here now!”

Everyone thought he was calling them, and they all dared not move.

But unexpectedly, the flocks of chickens that had been rioting came out of the crowd one by one, and walked obediently to the side of the red robed demon.

Everyone watched this scene in a daze.

The red robed demon pointed at the few people in the front again, angrily: “Let go of that chicken now!”

In his daze, the attendant forgot to respond. Instantly, the flock of chickens became restless, spreading their wings and screeching in unison at the man in a terrifying manner.

The attendant was startled back to his senses and hurriedly let go of Langya. Langya ran into the flock with arrogance, but not without giving him a good kick.

Under the startled gaze of everyone, the red robed demon stood upright, the hems of his robe fluttering in the wind. At this time, the sun had just set and the sky had gradually dimmed. Combined with the gusts of gloomy wind passing by the surrounding deadly silent area, it all added a bit of ghostly atmosphere.

He spoke sinisterly: “If you let me see you catch chickens again, I will feed you to the chickens!”

The attendants shuddered involuntarily.

The red robed demon waved his sleeves, “Be gone!”

The chickens obeyed the order, jumping and flying as they scattered off. Soon, they all disappeared from sight.

The red robed demon put on his mask again, jumped off the stone statue, and returned to keeping a low profile.

When all the dust had settled, someone spoke in a trembling low voice: “Did you see? He can actually direct chickens.”

“So, he…..he is really a ghost?”

“Heavens, I sold him that fan.”

“He even ate my buns?”

“What should we do? Should we pretend that we haven’t seen anything?”

“I didn’t see anything, I didn’t see anything!” 

“That’s right, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go quickly.”

“Ai, I will never eat chicken again…..”

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The crowd dispersed, but before leaving, they would subtly peer out of the corner of their eyes at the red figure standing still beside the stone statue from time to time.

Thus, from this day forth, a legend about the Chicken God spread in Xishan City. Whenever it was the day of the Ghost Festival, everyone would abstain from killing or eating chickens.

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In the middle of the night, everything was quiet. A night breeze blew by, shaking the window gently. The moonlight poured into the room through the window gaps, reflecting the sleeping figure on the wooden bed.

At this moment, a chicken shaped shadow swiftly flew inside and shook its feathers, its eyes gleaming with green light in the dark. Not long afterwards, another figure entered through the window. Lady Flower and Langya who hadn’t reacted to the first arrival but were now immediately alert. But soon they relaxed again, no longer caring about the newcomer, going back to sleep.

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The newcomer moved a few steps and his entire face was revealed in the moonlight. It was Wang Shichan.

He walked to the bed, looked at the person on it, and let out a light, barely audible sigh.

After watching for a long while, he took off his outer robes and boots, lifted the quilt and slipped into the bed. Stretching out his arms, he also pulled the person into his embrace.

It was a good night’s sleep.

The next day, as soon as Nie Bufan opened his eyes, he saw a familiar handsome face close in front of him, his breathing smooth as if he was still asleep.

He poked his head out, looked around, and seeing that nothing was unusual, he secretly let out a sigh of relief. He stretched out his hand and pulled Wang Shichan’s face, pulling the handsome face into an alien shape.

Wang Shichan opened his eyes with exasperation. He pulled away his trouble-making hand, and said, “Are you that energetic so early in the morning?”

“Heihei, I’m just happy to see you.”

“Really?” Wang Shichan said lightly, “You left so decisively, I thought you didn’t want to see us?”

“How could that be?” Nie Bufan looked wronged, “I just wanted to take a relaxing walk, just a relaxing walk.”

“Oh, how goes your relaxing?”

“Not bad.” Nie Bufan pulled the quilt up under his eyes and looked up at the ceiling.

Wang Shichan looked at him suspiciously, and then began to pull at his clothes without warning.

“What are you doing?” Nie Bufan grabbed tight on his clothes with a look of horror.

Wang Shichan did not speak. With one hand he grabbed and pressed his hands over his head, and with the other he lifted his shirt, exposing a large area of ​​smooth skin. There were suspicious traces around the collarbone and the two red cherries on his chest.

“What’s this?” Wang Shichan flicked his fingers lightly, neither joy nor anger could be detected in his questioning tone.

“I…..I left it when I masturbated.”

“…..” Wang Shichan was silent for a while, and the he continued to ask in an inquiring tone, “You can actually make hickeys on your own chest when you masturbate?”

“Who said those are hickeys?” Nie Bufan replied with a flushed face, “these are pinch marks.”

Wang Shichan’s always calm expression showed a few cracks. He resisted for a while before he said with suppressed anger, “Speak, who is the man?”

Nie Bufan shifted his gaze and mumbled: “Why must it be a man? Can’t it be a woman?”

“Woman?” Wang Shichan directly penetrated his entrance with his fingers, and there was some swelling in the tight passage.

Nie Bufan arched his waist and twisted like a snake.

Wang Shichan didn’t make it too difficult for him. He retracted his finger, feeling an exasperated urge to ask the heavens. Was there any normal man in this world who could escape Nie Bufan’s demonic clutches? Why did they all throw themselves at the guy as if they had been poisoned, wave after wave, and just couldn’t be stopped!

Nie Bufan glanced at him and asked, “How did you find me?”

“I saw your chicken roaming at night, so I followed.”

Nie Bufan glanced at the sleeping Gold lying in the corner, and asked, “Other people don’t know yet, right?”

Wang Shichan shook his head: “They all came out to find you.”

“They? Who?”

“Except for those who haven’t recovered, everyone else has arrived.”

Nie Bufan stared at Wang Shichan and asked seriously, “Wang Fifth, you won’t betray me, will you?”

Wang Shichan’s expression was calm and there was no response.

Nie Bufan said again: “It’s not easy to come out. I want to relax. Either you are with me or pretend you haven’t seen me.”

Wang Shichan still did not speak.

Nie Bufan hugged him abruptly, pleading: “Please…..”

“Benefits, are there any?” Wang Shichan asked suddenly.

Nie Bufan looked at him in horror, “Did I hear you right? Are you still the Wang Fifth who has no desires? You actually want benefits?”

“Is there?” Wang Shichan was unmoved.

Nie Bufan was full of conflicted emotions, but he reluctantly said: “Okay, from now on, the position of the second boss of Chicken Nest Village will be yours!”

“…..”

“Be satisfied.” Nie Bufan patted him, “Being the second boss of Chicken Nest Village means that you’ll be only under one person, and above ten thousand chickens, it is an absolutely majestic position!”

Probably only you feel that it’s something majestic!

“You should just take the initiative to offer yourself to me.” Wang Shichan simply stated his intentions directly.

Nie Bufan immediately said righteously: “A gentleman can be killed, but not insulted!”

To hell with your gentleman can be killed, but not insulted! Wang Shichan finally couldn’t hold back, pressing him down and kissing and biting him everywhere.

Nie Bufan yelled, using his hands and feet to resist.

In the end, he was defeated by the evil force, succumbed to the enemy’s lustful power and was rectified on the spot.

Wang Shichan didn’t go too far, just slightly satisfying his craving before letting the other go. But Nie Bufan ‘s mouth was too smart for his own good, saying before climbing the bed: “Wang Fifth, your physical stamina is not as good as before?”

This sentence almost turned Wang Shichan into a beast.

Nie Bufan saw that the situation was not good, so he scrambled away in a hurry.

In the end, Wang Shichan agreed to help Nie Bufan keep the secret. He also hoped to spend some days alone with him. With his companionship, everyday was full of amusement. This guy could always turn a simple life into all kinds of interesting.

Early in the morning, Wang Shichan was thrown a vegetable basket and told to buy vegetables, but he wasn’t given even one copper coin.

Wang Shichan took the vegetable basket with him to the streets alone. He stood watching the bustling flow of ordinary people in his finely made robes, looking very out of place. He didn’t care much about others’ staring, so he shopped the way without asking the prices, basically grabbing a handful of greens and then throwing a handful of copper coins.

When he was about to pick a few cucumbers, the corner of his eye inadvertently caught a few familiar figures. They were Si Chenyu’s men.

Wang Shichan’s hand digging into his pocket for money paused.

The cucumber seller happily stretched out his hand, but who knew that a gust of wind passed by, and the person who was still in front of him suddenly disappeared.

The hawker’s smile froze on his face and he looked around blankly, only to no longer find the person.

He was furious: “Asshole, you haven’t paid for my cucumber yet!”

Ai, this unlucky uncle. The vegetable vendors before him had all made quite a lot, while he not only didn’t make anything he even lost a few cucumbers. It must be said that one’s character was quite important.

When Wang Shichan found Nie Bufan, the other people in Chicken Nest Village also found Baofu Pavilion where he had stayed earlier.

After inquiring, they determined that Nie Bufan had been here before. Even though he used the alias “Duan Yu”, the presence of chickens had deeply betrayed his true identity.

Li Yi and others met Wei Di, who was also looking for a certain someone, but neither knew that they were looking for the same person, so the atmosphere of their meeting was very harmonious.

As one of the key holders, Li Yi was naturally known to Wei Di. He told the other that he would be visiting Chicken Nest Village tomorrow.

Li Yi didn’t have the right to refuse, so he just made a few courteous remarks before parting ways.

He didn’t ask Wei Di about Nie Bufan’s affairs, because he didn’t think this arrogant martial arts leader would have anything to do with Nie Bufan. But he clearly forgot that Nie Bufan even dared to provoke someone like Prince Si, let alone the leader of the martial arts circle in jianghu. It was likely that even if the emperor came, this fellow would dare to put a green hat on the dragon’s head. (TN: putting a green hat on someone=slang for cuckolding someone)

“Their search has brought them nearby.” Wang Shichan put the vegetable basket on the table and said.

“Oh.” Nie Bufan replied indifferently, and took out the groceries.

Wang Shichan had long understood the other’s carefree and unconcerned personality, so he didn’t say any more.

Nie Bufan picked up a handful of vegetables and asked, “Wang Fifth, why did you only buy vegetables and not any meat?”

“I don’t eat meat.”

“But I eat!” Nie Bufan pointed at himself.

Wang Shichan looked at him for a long time before saying, “Eating more vegetables can prolong your life.”

“I can’t live without meat.” Nie Bufan slapped the table top.

“Don’t try to fool a monk.” You are obviously an omnivorous animal, and you like to eat everything.

“You, a monk?” Nie Bufan said with contempt, “I don’t know how many times you have broken the monastic discipline?”

“I only broke the one on sex.” Then he added, “And I haven’t broken that many times.”

“…..” Fine, you win.

Nie Bufan resigned his fate and brought the basket to the kitchen.

The people of Chicken Nest Village were currently turning over every rock in search of a certain someone, while the person in question, Nie Bufan, lived with Wang Shichan in just their two person house, picking vegetables, feeding chickens, chatting with neighbors, and playing with children.

Wang Shichan once again witnessed the unstoppable and powerful charm of Nie Bufan. At the end of the day, there were at least three young girls, two young boys, and two vulgar uncles who all expressed a strong affection for him, declaring that they wouldn’t marry anyone but him. There was even a boy under ten years old who declared that he would definitely take him as his “wife” in the future and that he must wait for him to grow up.

Wang Shichan felt that it was a mistake to let this scourge outside, so he secretly made plans to bring him back to Chicken Nest Village as soon as possible. Although the two had fun living a simple two person daily life, unfortunately, it couldn’t hold up against Nie Bufan attracting peach blossoms left and right.

At night, Wang Shichan said sincerely: “Bufan, if you have had enough fun we should go back, alright?”

“What’s the hurry? There are still many places in Xishan City I haven’t been to.” Nie Bufan replied casually while tinkering with the colorful boxes of rouge on the table.

When you finish visiting the whole of Xishan City, how many normal men would be left in the city who would still marry a woman and have children? Wang Shichan’s Zen heart was turbulent, feeling the heavy pressure.

In fact, he could just directly tie him up and bring him back, after all Nie Bufan was definitely not his opponent. And at most, he would just complain for a few days.

Thinking of this, Wang Shichan calmed down again. Finally he noticed what Nie Bufan was fiddling with, and he couldn’t help but ask: “What are you doing?”

Nie Bufan replied: “Tomorrow is the Ghost Festival. I heard from the aunt next door that many people will dress up as ghosts and go out to scare people. I am also going to participate.”

He pointed to the various rouge and makeup powder on the table and said proudly: “These are all given to me by the ladies. I can’t disappoint their sincerity so I must put on a particularly scary face makeup.”

“…..”

“Wang Fifth, why don’t you also join?” Nie Bufan quickly dabbed a spot of red on his face and asked with a grin.

Wang Shichan didn’t wipe it, but just faintly replied, “No need.”

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It seemed that he had to tie him back after letting him attend the Ghost Festival.

Nie Bufan was very energetic, holding a brush and drawing all kinds of ghost faces on the paper.

After watching for a while, Wang Shichan suddenly felt that his ghost makeup tomorrow might really be the scariest in history…..

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Nie Bufan was monitored. As soon as Wei Di went out, he sent over two attendants to follow him step by step. He said they were there to protect and serve him, but they were actually there to prevent him from running away.

As for the woman from the brothel, she was dutifully looked after by the black clothed attendant for one night, and was sent back with two dark circles under her eyes the next day. Her sisters thought that she had met an extremely energetic benefactor, such that she had been kept up all night…..

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“What’s going on?” Qin Boya looked at the two attendants sitting on the other side and asked Nie Bufan in a low voice.

Nie Bufan curled his lips and replied: “Uncle Wei thinks they are eyesores, so he threw them to me for training.”

Hearing the word “training”, the two attendants subconsciously got a cold sweat.

Qin Boya looked suspicious and his eyes flickered back and forth between them.

Nie Bufan put down the teacup again and shouted: “There is no tea, Wei Yi, Wei Er, hurry up and get me a pot of hot tea!”

The two guards had on cold expressions as they moved over like wooden men to take the teapot, only to find that there was still half a pot of water in it.

One of them said, “There is still water in this pot.”

“If I said that there isn’t, then there isn’t!” Nie Bufan declared arrogantly, “If you have any comments, then go find your master to file a complaint.”

Lady Flower, Langya, and Wukong who were gathered around him also clucked/chittered loudly in the same manner.

The two attendants swallowed their grievances and went away.

Qin Boya looked stunned, and asked after a long while: “Are you and Leader Wei…..”

Why did the situation seem to have turned completely incomprehensible after only one night?

“How do I know what’s going on with him?” Nie Bufan looked around for a while, then leaned close to him, and said mysteriously, “I suspect that the reason why he put two people next to me was because he was worried that I would leak his secret.”

“What secret?” Qin Boya’s eyes were filled with curiosity.

Many people around also pricked their ears.

“It’s like this. Last night, uncle Wei secretly called over a girl from Xinghe Tower to serve him.” Nie Bufan’s voice was very small, small enough that it could be heard by people within 4 or 5 meters.

“What?” Qin Boya couldn’t believe it. With Wei Di’s identity and taste, why would he need to find a woman from a brothel?

“This is not the most important point. It is normal for men to have needs and that is perfectly understandable.” Nie Bufan said again, “What is really incredible is his special preference in regards to women…..”

“Oh? What special preference?”

“He…..” Just as he began, Nie Bufan was suddenly pulled up, and then a sinister voice sounded: “What about me?”

Wei Di stood upright beside Nie Bufan, staring at him coldly.

Nie Bufan didn’t have any shame of being caught, his expression calm as he greeted, “Wei gege, good afternoon.”

Wei Di just nodded at Qin Boya, and then took Nie Bufan and walked upstairs.

Qin Boya stared at the back of the two dumbfoundedly, completely befuddled.

“What are you doing?” Nie Bufan was dragged reluctantly. The three chickens followed behind, plus the little monkey. A total of four pairs of eyes stared at Wei Di vigilantly.

Wei Di didn’t speak, and directly pulled the person into the room and closed the door forcefully. He then stood with his arms folded across his chest and stared at him sharply.

Nie Bufan stared back without any timidity, tilting his chin up and saying, “Don’t think that only your glare can kill people, mine is not bad either.”

He also pushed up the corners of his eyes with his fingers, making a weird look.

Wei Di’s serious expression almost couldn’t be maintained. He put one hand on the other’s head, and said in a deep voice: “Behave in the future, don’t talk nonsense everywhere.”

Nie Bufan bent his knees to avoid that palm that was like a mountain pressing on his head, and said disapprovingly: “If you dare to do it, you should dare to admit it, are you afraid of what people say?”

“The problem is, you are purely just being contentious.” Wei Di felt that he had been very tolerant towards him. How could he say so much nonsense to someone else?

Nie Bufan said righteously: “Without contentious speech, people will not feel refreshed. I need to stick to my freedom of speech.”

“Freedom of speech?” Wei Di raised his eyebrows. “Is your freedom to create trouble for others?”

Nie Bufan laughed and said, “For Uncle Wei, what can be called ‘trouble’ in this world?”

The words were very pleasant sounding, and Wei Di was secretly pleased, but, “What’s this ‘uncle Wei’?”

“A term of endearment, a term of endearment.” Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder.

“Oh? Do you have endearment for me?” Wei Di asked with interest.

“Don’t you know that there is a way of communication called ‘courtesy’?” Nie Bufan shook his finger and replied, “This is just a courteous term of endearment, you can listen but should not believe.”

Wei Di became vexed, this guy truly had the ability to choke people with his words. What did he even like about such an incomprehensible and willful guy? Were his eyes smeared by paste?

“You stay obediently in the room today, and I will take you out tomorrow.”

After speaking, Wei Di was just about to leave but then he seemed to think of something, and said: “Also, don’t get too close to other people in the future, regardless of gender. Don’t forget that you are my person now, and you must keep to your role.”

Nie Bufan revealed a pure smile: “Okay, you go ahead, by the way, call the two attendant brothers in. I want to play wrestling with them on the bed.”

Wei Di froze, then turned around and glared at him.

He twisted his neck and then his waist, and continued: “I was overworked last night and my whole body is sore. So it will be great if they can help me to massage it.”

When speaking, the tone of voice was full of lazy allure, and the expression in his eyes was also full of seduction.

Wei Di’s expression was cold and stern. He snorted heavily and then walked out. Nie Bufan immediately heard him order the attendant angrily: “Nothing is allowed to enter his room, and don’t get close to him within five steps! If there is any physical contact, there will be corporal punishment.”

The attendants hurriedly promised.

Nie Bufan fell on the bed and laughed.

Then, he took a pillow and casually threw it toward the door, making a muffled crashing sound.

The attendant opened the door quickly to check.

Nie Bufan hooked his fingers at them: “Come here, let’s talk.”

The attendant slammed the door shut without saying a word.

Nie Bufan walked to the closet again, opening and closing, making continuous crashing sounds.

The attendant opened the door again, and he said, “I want to change my clothes. You can help me find what is suitable.”

The attendant closed the door again with a cold face.

Next, Nie Bufan made noises in every corner in various ways. Together with his pets he completely upended the room, but the attendants were no longer willing to open the door to take a look.

Nie Bufan smiled, took out a bundle of rope from his bamboo basket, tied it to the bedpost and called his pets over. He then jumped out of the window in a natural and relaxed manner.

Behind this room was a quiet corner of the courtyard and few people passed here. Nie Bufan’s escape did not attract any attention.

The attendants heard nothing in the room, and thought that this little tyrant had finally stopped, so they were all secretly relieved.

Nie Bufan walked in a crouch and ran out from the back door quietly along the path that Lady Flower and the others had explored.

He was not an obedient person, so how could he endure Wei Di’s strong egotistical desire for control?

If he had known the other’s temperament, Nie Bufan would not have taken the initiative to tease him even if he was at gunpoint. However, he himself did not have the slightest regret for his own actions. Even if he ended up kicking the iron plate, he only blamed the iron plate for showing up in his path.

After escaping, the sky was bright once again.

In order to avoid the people in Chicken Nest Village from finding him too early and at the same time, avoid Wei Di, Nie Bufan decided to find a private house to hide in.

The common people of this era were mostly simple folks. Nie Bufan only gave some money, said some nice words, and with his amiable smiling face it was very easy to invoke good feelings in others. So, he quickly found a place to stay.

It was located in the north of Xishan City and belonged to an ordinary residential area. The neighbors were ordinary people, a bunch of uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, and kids. Nie Bufan was very outgoing, and he greeted everyone warmly and cheerfully. He not only investigated the area clearly he also befriended everyone around it in the short time, establishing a solid public standing.

Compared to Nie Bufan’s leisurely life, the atmosphere at Wei Di’s was tense.

Pulling the rope on the bedpost, Wei Di glared fiercely at the two attendants tasked with guarding the door. He gritted his teeth and asked, “What happened?”

The attendants knelt down on one knee and replied in fear: “This subordinate neglected our duties, please punish us.”

“With your martial arts senses, how could you not notice him jumping out of the window?”

The attendant replied: “Earlier Duan gongzi had been making noises in the room. We thought he was just messing around, so after checking it a few times, we ignored it.”

Wei Di looked around the room, and saw that the room was indeed turned upside down. Pillows and bedding were scattered all over the floor. The doors of the cabinet were also flung wide open and chicken feathers could be seen everywhere. It was like the room had been raided by a thief.

He asked coldly: “Why didn’t you pay attention? If he had any orders, don’t you know to obey?”

The second attendant whispered: “Master, you have ordered us not to enter his room casually.”

Wei Di was extremely angry. His hand snapped out, and the rope instantly broke.

That cunning guy, actually escaping from under his nose so casually!

Anger flashed in Wei Di’s eyes, and he ordered: “Go to various inns and restaurants immediately to search, and be sure to bring him back to me!”

The attendants responded in unison. At the same time, they also couldn’t help muttering, how did this Duan gongzi offend the Master? To cause the Master to chase after him so fiercely?

The things that irritated Wei Di didn’t stop there. Although the gossip that Nie Bufan tried to spread in the hall before was interrupted, for the curious idlers, naturally there was no kept secret. They used their contacts to conduct an ancient version of human flesh search engine. After deduction and various witnesses who seemed to have appeared out of nowhere, they finally found Xinghe Tower and revealed the identity of the “mature beauty” Feiyan.

The old brothel keeper’s ambiguous words, Feiyan’s evasive words, witnesses’ testimony, and idlers’ deduction——all of these numerous signs indicated that Leader Wei did indeed summon the “mature beauty” named “Feiyan” late at night one day.

Everyone showed great interest in Wei Di’s taste, and many people went to Xinghe Tower to see the beauty of Feiyan. They all failed without exception.

Xinghe Tower became famous overnight, and Feiyan also ushered in the pinnacle of her career. Every day, there was an endless stream of people asking for her.

As more and more people met with Feiyan, the rumor that Wei Di prefered “mature” and “older” women without any requirements for physical looks was completely confirmed.

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Wei Di was so angry he felt he had an internal injury from suppressing his anger. The reputation and image he tried so hard to maintain did not survive the collapse in the end.

He secretly vowed that he would catch the instigator and give him a severe lesson!

After Nie Bufan heard about it, he calmly summed it up: “The rumors stop at the wise, deceive the mediocre, and spread through the crafty. Hahaha…..”

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