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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 071 Little Brother

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On this day, many guests arrived at Dongsheng Shangfu, martial arts people from all walks of life gathered in one place.

In order to celebrate the reappearance of Chun Jun Sword, Wei Di specially held a sword appreciation meeting so that it could be included in the treasury under the witness of everyone.

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Hearing the noise coming from the front hall, Nie Bufan was eager to participate in the excitement. But, a bodyguard emerged to block his way, and coldly warned: “Apologies, gongzi, the Master has ordered that you are not allowed to approach the front area in the next few days.”

“Oh, really?” Nie Bufan looked bored.

He continued to walk forward while the bodyguard kept moving back, the two maintaining a distance of a few meters.

Nie Bufan looked at him and asked, “How can you stop me like this? You think you can make me leave with just a few words?”

The bodyguard held up his sword horizontally in front of him and said forcefully: “This subordinate just hopes that gongzi can heed the words and the situation will not need to use force.”

“Okay, Wei Four, it’s not the first time we have seen each other, don’t be so fierce.”

The bodyguard restrained himself and said, “Gongzi, this subordinate is Wei Five. This is the nickname you gave to this subordinate yesterday.”

“Oh.” Nie Bufan giggled, “I’m sorry, who told you all to wear exactly the same clothes, looking like multiple twins, can’t blame my eyesight being bad.”

Grr! It’s much worse than just bad, alright?

Wei Five’s expression looked depressed, continuing to retreat as Nie Bufan advanced. He seemed to have eyes on the back of his head, and he actually didn’t end up hitting a pillar or wall.

“Gongzi, please stop. If you step forward again, don’t blame this subordinate for offending you.”

Nie Bufan stopped, his gaze passing over him and to the opposite side. He raised his hand and pointed as he let out a, “Ah” in surprise.

The bodyguard involuntarily turned and looked back. The long corridor was empty.

At this moment, a strong wind aimed towards his head. As soon as he was about to turn around to defend himself, he felt a heavy weight on his back. Someone had jumped on his back and was hugging onto his neck tightly.

“What are you doing?” Wei Five was shocked. The painful experience of a colleague yesterday was still fresh in his memory. He didn’t want to repeat the same mistake.

“If you don’t let me go to the front area, then carry me back to the room, my legs are sore.” Nie Bufan’s voice sounded in Wei Five’s ears, the heated breath causing his ears to go numb.

Wei Five said miserably: “I beg you, can you come down and walk by yourself?”

“I won’t.” Nie Bufan said resolutely, “Either you let me go to the front area or you carry me back to my room, you can only choose one of the two.”

Wei Five wanted to cry but he was without tears, he had never met such a rascal in his life before. Was he a kid? So playful!

In the end, Wei Five had no choice but to walk back while carrying him, the speed was very fast in the hopes of getting this person back before Wei Di saw them.

It was a pity that there were bodyguards all along the way, and it was hard not to notice two grown men.

Back in the room, Wei Five put down the person and prepared to leave.

Nie Bufan grabbed him, took an apple from the table and handed it over: “Thanks for your hard work, your foot speed is not bad. Come again next time.”

Next time? Wei Five took the apple in anguish but seeing the other’s brilliant smiling face, he couldn’t help having mixed emotions.

In fact, all the people who had taken care of Nie Bufan in turn had been molested/played by him more or less. This guy could always cause all kinds of troubles for various reasons, but it just so happened that his targets of mischief couldn’t feel all that angry.

Although the bodyguards had distorted expressions on the surface, they didn’t really hate this guy who liked to fool around, and they even possessed some inexplicable good impressions towards him.

Everytime it came to switch shifts, they all refused halfheartedly, saying that they didn’t want to come, but in truth their bodies were very honest.

Nie Bufan stayed in the room alone, thinking about his actions tonight. Looking out of the window, he saw Big Weapon winking at him from a tree——in truth Big Weapon was just yawning.

With Big Weapon following, he didn’t have to worry about getting lost, it was just that being penniless was a problem.

He glanced around in the room, and knew instantly he didn’t need to think about the vases and paintings. Why couldn’t there be some small but valuable objects? 

Huh? That one was not bad. Nie Bufan walked to a screen with a few jade pieces inlaid on the edges of the screen. With just a glance he knew it was good jade.

Nie Bufan laughed a few times, took off the hairpin in his hair, and began to pry the pieces of jade. Anyway, Wei Di was so rich, he shouldn’t mind “giving” him a few jade stones?

After busying himself for a while, all the jade pieces on the screen were dropped into his bag, leaving behind a few empty grooves in the wooden part of the screen, looking as if a tragedy had befallen it.

With jade stones in hand, Nie Bufan felt more at ease. After dinner, all he needed to do was to just wait patiently for the agreed time to arrive.

Wei Di was busy greeting the guests. It was estimated he would have no time in the next few days. This provided the perfect conditions for Nie Bufan to escape. The only thing to worry about was the bodyguards outside his room.

Nie Bufan thought for a while, blew out the candle, and then crawled out of the window under the cover of the night.

He deliberately chose darker, tight-fitting clothes which were conducive for a quiet escape towards the lake.

There were no people around Wei Di’s bedroom, and the bodyguards who looked after Nie Bufan were all a hundred meters away. No matter how good their eyesight was, they would have to be very focused to find him. So long as he didn’t make too much noise, and didn’t move in the direction of the exit, his concealment was still relatively guaranteed.

When he came to the lake, Nie Bufan squatted beside a stone pier, stirring the water with a wooden stick.

Not long after, a lotus leaf floated over, and after approaching the shore, Tai Bai’s head emerged from the water.

“Are you ready?” he asked in a low voice.

Nie Bufan nodded, indicating that there was no problem at all.

At this time, Tai Bai handed him something that looked like a mask. He explained: “You’re not very good at holding in your breath so I prepared an airbag for you. You can wear it on your face and the oxygen will last a half-stick incense time.”

“That amazing?” Nie Bufan exclaimed, and then put it on his face.

“Not like that, get into the water first and I will help you.”

“Oh.” Nie Bufan went into the water as he said.

Tai Bai took the mask and stuck the edges on his face little by little, so that there were no gaps in between, which not only prevented air leakage, but also prevented water from infiltrating. It was just that it looked a little ugly and Nie Bufan felt like a pig with a big nose.

“Okay, try to breathe slowly to save air.” Tai Bai gave a last reminder and led him to dive underwater.

For Nie Bufan, being underwater at night meant zero visibility, but Tai Bai was as agile as a fish demon spirit.

Feeling that the speed of the water flowing around him was gradually increasing, Nie Bufan knew that the exit was close.

After an unknown amount of time, Tai Bai took Nie Bufan’s hand and started to swim upstream.

With a splash, the two broke through the surface of the water.

“Huuuu, here we are.” Tai Bai breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, “This is the West Valley of Dongsheng Shangfu. There are very few people patrolling here. We should be safe.”

“It’s that simple?” Nie Bufan’s muffled voice came from behind the mask.

He furrowed his brows and raised his hand to tear off the mask. He was nearly out of breath.

Tai Bai moved forward to help, carefully removing the mask. The mask left two red marks on Nie Bufan’s face, looking like he had been slapped both on the left and right.

He rubbed his face, took a few deep breaths, and said, “Not bad, not bad, I almost thought I would suffocate to death.”

Tai Bai shook his head: “I really don’t know why Wei Di put such a defenseless person like you beside him.”

“Have you never heard what it means to hide deeply?” Nie Bufan gave him a contemptuous look and lifted his chin. “Not everyone’s talent is embodied in martial arts.”

“Oh? What is your talent?” Tai Bai asked with interest.

“Heaven, bestowed, extraordinary, talent.” Nie Bufan replied word by word, his expression unspeakably arrogant.

Tai Bai was speechless.

The two did not continue to bicker, and after a short rest, they fled out of the valley.

“Xiao Bai, where is your stronghold?” Nie Bufan asked behind him.

“Stronghold?” Tai Bai said without looking back, “There is no stronghold, but there are one or two resting spots.”

“Then can your resting spots escape Wei Di’s search?”

“Don’t worry.” Taibl Bai smiled, “I have my own way. As long as we are out of the valley, no one can find us.”

Nie Bufan was a bit doubtful. Even such a smart person like him couldn’t guarantee that he could completely escape Wei Di’s search. So what made him think he could do it?

While wondering about this, Tai Bai stopped suddenly, seeming to listen carefully to the surroundings. After a while, his face changed slightly, and he whispered: “Not good, it seems that someone has chased over.”

“No way, so fast?” Nie Bufan looked at the dark woods.

Why did Wei Di have time to find him tonight? If it wasn’t Wei Di, then it was even more impossible for the bodyguards who were a hundred meters away.

“It seems that we won’t be able to get out. Once Dongsheng Shangfu is on guard, the entire valley will be surrounded by them.” Tai Bai said with regret, “Brother Nie, let’s part ways now. If there’s a chance in the future I will come back to save you. With my water skills, I can get out by diving into a river, but you can’t.”

“Don’t, how could you just leave me alone like this.” Nie Bufan hugged him and cried out tragically, “I am not only afraid of Wei Di, but also of the dark!”

“Let go quickly, the people are about to chase over.” Tai Bai said anxiously.

Nie Bufan refused to let go. There was a saying, enduring misfortune together and enjoying blessings by oneself. He firmly believed in this and exemplified this wise saying.

Tai Bai was depressed, he seemed to have rescued trouble. He was about to harden his heart and knock him out directly.

Just as he was about to move, a murderous aura rushed at them. The leaves rustled, and a figure came out from the darkness, staring at the both of them coldly.

It was Wei Di.

Tai Bai was shocked, and subconsciously hugged Nie Bufan back, deciding to use him as a shield in his last dying struggle.

“Who are you?” Wei Di asked with a sinister look.

Tai Bai did not speak, but stared back at him silently.

Wei Di snorted, then said to Nie Bufan: “Well? Come over here already, where do you plan to run off to?”

Nie Bufan puffed out his cheeks, buried his head in Tai Bai’s chest, and replied in a muffled voice, “I won’t go back.”

“That’s not up to you!” Wei Di angrily said, “Come here, otherwise don’t blame me for being impolite!”

Nie Bufan harrumphed and hugged Tai Bai tighter instead. He had just been immersed in cold water and he was in desperate need of heat.

Seeing Wei Di’s attitude, Tai Bai couldn’t help but wonder about the relationship between the two of them.

While being distracted, Wei Di had already drawn closer, and before Tai Bai even had time to feel surprised, he saw him swiftly grabbing at Nie Bufan.

He reflexively dodged, but Wei Di had already grabbed onto Nie Bufan’s collar.

“Aiya.” Nie Bufan’s upper body was leaned backwards, his neck feeling painfully strangled. He quickly tightened his arms and hung his whole weight on Tai Bai.

“How long do you want to make trouble? Come here!” Wei Di grabbed Nie Bufan’s collar, but his eyes glared coldly at Tai Bai.

Tai Bai felt that he was truly innocent.

Nie Bufan exclaimed, “I can go back, but I want to take him along.”

“Take him? Who is he? What does he have to do with you?”

“What do you care about my relationship with him; I have the freedom to make friends.”

“Oh, really?” Wei Di sneered, his voice cold enough to cause shivers, “Then I will kill him and then we’ll see who you can make friends with.”

“No!” Nie Bufan’s entire upper body was pulled away by Wei Di, but his legs remained clamped tightly on Tai Bai’s waist.

Tai Bai almost had a reaction from the incessant rubbing. He couldn’t help but want to cry but he was without tears, his whole body frozen stiff.

“I’ll count to three, and if you don’t let go I will use force.”

As soon as Wei Di counted “one”, Nie Bufan screeched: “You can’t kill him, he is my long-lost little brother!”

As soon as this remark came out, a weird silence fell upon them.

Wei Di looked expressionlessly at Tai Bai’s distinctive foreign facial features, and restrained himself: “Look at the person first before you lie! Where do you even resemble him?”

“Isn’t having different birth mothers allowed?” Nie Bufan retorted, “If he doesn’t have such a distinctive appearance, how could I recognize him as my little brother?”

There seemed to be some truth to this.

Wei Di paused for a while, and finally gave in: “Fine, let’s go back together.”

“You agree?” Nie Bufan looked up at him, “You won’t kill him?”

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“Yes, I won’t kill him.” Wei Di pulled the already relaxed Nie Bufan back into his arms, and said calmly, “I will not deal with him, I will deal with you.”

They walked towards Dongsheng Shangfu along with the bodyguards surrounding the area.

Under Tai Bai’s calm appearance was a person that was going crazy: I don’t want to go to Dongsheng Shangfu! Did anyone care to ask for my opinion?

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 070 Big Brother Bodyguard

Yan Shun, the capital of Tang State, was also the political, economic and military center of Tang State, with a population of over one million.

Wei Di’s Dongsheng Shangfu was located in the valley outside Yan Shun City, his territory stretching tens of miles. In addition, he had businesses and properties in Yan Shun City as well as in all the largest cities across the country. Although he did not reach the level of being as rich as an entire country, his wealth was still definitely extraordinary.

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Dongsheng Shangfu occupied a vast area and was heavily guarded. It had a training ground inside which specially trained expert masters for the royal family.

Wei Di took Nie Bufan into the manor and arranged for him to settle in the room next to his own. This move caused everyone in the manor to feel incredulous. One must know that Wei Di had never allowed anyone to set foot in his personal space. Except for a few servants, there were almost no other people near his bedroom.

This time, he actually let a person stay so close to him. It could be seen that this person was highly valued.

There was another reason Wei Di put Nie Bufan close by his side, and that was to prevent him from causing trouble or running away. He specially arranged several attendants to take turns to take care of him day and night, disallowing any error to show up.

Nie Bufan was strictly guarded. Although he was allowed to wander around the entire valley casually, he was not allowed to be alone.

In the first few days, Wei Di was busy dealing with affairs and did not harass him, and he himself was also very interested in touring the valley and seeing the scenery. But after three days, he lost interest. Dongsheng Shangfu’s supremely rich and imposing style was unattractive to him. He prefered the refreshing feeling he got when standing on the top of the mountain and yelling “I am the king of Chicken Nest Village”.

The reason for his obedience these few days despite the boredom was that the young eagle, Big Weapon, had sent him a message that the people and animals in Chicken Nest Village were currently making their way over.

On this day, Nie Bufan sat leaning against a willow tree fishing, a bodyguard standing behind him and guarding him loyally.

Nie Bufan yawned and patted the position beside him, saying to the guard: “Big brother bodyguard, are you tired, come and sit for a bit.”

The bodyguard remained unmoved and said, “It’s fine for this subordinate to stand, at your convenience, gongzi.”

“I’m not at convenience at all!” Nie Bufan harrumphed, “I have to raise my head to talk to you, my neck is sore.”

Your Excellency was clearly only leaning on the tree trunk and squinting at him out of the corners of his eyes. How could it be sore! The bodyguard kept a wooden face but slandered the other in his heart.

“Come here.” Nie Bufan beckoned at him.

The bodyguard reluctantly moved a few steps closer and stopped more than one meter away from him.

“Sit down,” Nie Bufan said again, “Let’s talk about life.”

The bodyguard’s mouth twitched a few times and stared directly at the lake, pretending not to hear.

Nie Bufan persevered, stretching out his leg and rubbing it against his boot. He continued: “Don’t be so boring, you can easily turn into a zombie face from being expressionless all the time.”

The bodyguard stepped back subtly, just out of reach of his feet.

Nie Bufan suddenly grinned at him, causing his hair to stand on end.

He then saw him stand up, twist his neck, stretch his arms, stretch his body, and made a series of weird movements.

“Okay!” After shouting the word, Nie Bufan stepped forward and charged towards the small lake at a speed of 100 meters, as if he was about to perform a reckless water diving action.

The bodyguard was shocked. This guy had a criminal record. He would definitely jump when he said he’d jump, without any hesitation at all.

He hurriedly used his qinggong to chase after him, hooking his waist and pulling him back, falling to the ground with him.

“Huh? Looking carefully, big brother bodyguard is actually quite handsome.”

As soon as the guard regained his senses, he came face to face with Nie Bufan, who was pressing down on him, close enough to hear each other’s breathing.

“Has big brother bodyguard married yet?”

“No,” he replied stiffly.

“Do you have anyone you like?”

“No.”

“That’s right.” Nie Bufan propped his face on one hand, without any intention to get up at all, and continued, “Following Wei Di, where’s the chance to meet a good girl.”

“Gongzi, may I trouble you to…..”

Before the bodyguard finished speaking, Nie Bufan asked enthusiastically: “What do you think? Do you want me to introduce you to one?”

“Uh, no need.”

“How can it not be necessary?” Nie Bufan exclaimed righteously, “You tell me, do you like men or women? What kind? Do you have any special preference in relation to figure and appearance?”

“……No.”

“No? That is to say, there is no restriction on gender, no restriction on species?”

“…..” The bodyguard was dumbfounded.

Nie Bufan turned over and sat up, naturally sitting on the belly of the bodyguard, with his legs crossed, arms folded over his chest as he pondered.

The bodyguard half supported his upper body, looking at Nie Bufan.

With sweat on his forehead, he said lowly: “Gongzi, may I trouble you to…..”

“Big brother.” Nie Bufan put his hands on his shoulders and said seriously, “Don’t worry, I have great taste, and I will definitely help you choose a good partner!”

The bodyguard restrained himself with difficulty, and squeezed a few words from the gaps between his teeth: “Thank you for your concern, can I trouble you to get off now?”

“Why?” Nie Bufan looked on with sincerity. “You finally got a chance to sit down and have a good chat. It’s a rare opportunity.”

Who could bear sitting like this? The bodyguard roared in his heart. 

In order to prevent being discovered by the Master, he must get this person down and off him as soon as possible.

The bodyguard stood up abruptly, thinking that he could get rid of him in this way. Who knew that Nie Bufan actually clamped his waist with his legs and hung onto him, with his arms around his neck. How did he manage to do this kind of difficult movement? Must his flexibility be so superb?

The bodyguard wanted to cry but he was without tears. Looking at a complete loss as he fumbled clumsily at the person hanging on his body in an attempt to get him off.

But Nie Bufan clamped on too tightly, his legs were like a pair of iron tongs, and continued to speak in a lecturing tone: “How much better it is to sit and talk like just now, why did you have to stand up. Could it be that you like this position more?”

The bodyguard was a little frustrated, his cold expression almost distorted.

“By the way, I don’t know what big brother bodyguard is called yet.”

The bodyguard pursed his lips and said nothing, determined not to reveal his name.

“Do you want to keep it secret?” Nie Bufan nodded his head in understanding, “Fine, I will call you Wei Seven from now on. I have given Wei One, Two, Three, Four, Five and Six to others before, so I have to wrong you to be number Seven.”

The big brother bodyguard resisted the urge to kill, paying attention to the surrounding area. Finding no one else to be around, he was secretly relieved. He then quickly moved to a relatively hidden place, and stepped up his efforts to pull off the person on his body.

“Ah!” Nie Bufan felt a bit of pain, and hugged him tighter, accusing in a dissatisfied tone, “Can’t you be more gentle?”

The bodyguard’s face was dark, being gentle with this fellow was being cruel to oneself. This big brother realized in a short period of time the wise saying that was regarded as the norm by the whole Chicken Nest Village.

“Will you get off or not?” The bodyguard finally couldn’t help his temper and roared.

“No.” Nie Bufan said firmly, “I am in the mood to have a good chat today, I insist that we talk until sundown!”

“Then just talk, is it necessary to keep this position?”

“Don’t you think this position helps to bring us closer?”

“We simply have no distance at all now!”

“Yup, there is no distance, no barriers, we can speak freely.”

The bodyguard looked up to the sky and screamed silently.

“I beg you, gongzi, let go of this subordinate.” The bodyguard finally bowed his head and gave in, almost crying, “If the Master finds out, I won’t have enough lives for him to kill!”

Nie Bufan was silent for a while before looking behind him and saying calmly: “I must regretfully inform you that your Master has found out.”

The bodyguard turned around in horror, and saw Wei Di striding over here with a dark expression on his face.

His whole body tensed up, and there were only two words in his mind: It’s over!

“What are you doing?” Wei Di glared viciously at the two people hugging, gritting his teeth as he asked.

Without waiting for the bodyguard to reply, Nie Bufan chuckled and said, “We are exchanging feelings.”

Wei Di circled his arms around Nie Bufan’s waist, grabbed him from the guard and threw him on his shoulders. He then said to the bodyguard, “Go and receive the punishment yourself.”

“Yes..…”

Nie Bufan was carried on his shoulders, but he didn’t forget to wave his hand at the bodyguard: “Sorry, I don’t have time today, we’ll chat next time.”

Please no more!

The bodyguard disappeared so fast as if he was running for his life.

Wei Di’s eyes were on fire. He kicked open the door and threw Nie Bufan on the bed, saying angrily: “You actually went and provoked my guard?”

Nie Bufan sat up and shrugged: “What are you talking about? Don’t I have the freedom to chat with anyone?”

“Is that called chatting?” Wei Di instantly became agitated when he recalled their ambiguous position.

“What else could it be?” Nie Bufan asked, “Are you thinking too much?”

“I think too much?” Wei Di lifted him up, “Do you have any awareness of being mine?”

“No.” Nie Bufan answered without hesitation.

Wei Di took a deep breath, trying to suppress the urge to strangle him.

Nie Bufan asked with puzzlement: “You arranging guards by my side, isn’t it so they can relieve my boredom?”

“Relieve boredom?” Wei Di’s voice rose.

“Yes,” Nie Bufan replied naturally, “all of them are physically strong, their martial arts extraordinary, hardworking and without any complaints, they are really good playmates.”

Wei Di couldn’t be sure what kind of “play” mate he was referring to.

“Don’t worry.” Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder, thanking him, “I will not disappoint your generosity, and I will treat them like my closest mates.”

Wei Di’s next inhale got stuck in his chest, unable to exhale even if he wanted to.

After a long while, Wei Di said sinisterly: “It seems that I am too indulgent with you.”

“This is also called indulgence?” Nie Bufan asked incredulously, “I’m already very obedient.”

Wei Di ignored him and continued, “I will have the guards stay a hundred meters away from now on. Within a hundred meters around you, there can be no living creatures except me.”

“Are you sure? What about the beautiful sisters who are in charge of my daily care?”

“Every day an auntie will bring you food and water. You can take care of other things by yourself, or I can help you personally.” Wei Di hooked a finger in his belt and smiled lightly, “I am happy to undress you. “

Nie Bufan said indifferently: “Uncle Wei, unless you imprison me in the room and do not allow me to step out of it, you can’t stop me from making friends.”

“Oh? Are you suggesting that I should imprison you?”

“If you really imprison me,” Nie Bufan said solemnly, “I will definitely die very quickly.”

Wei Di’s eyes narrowed, not giving much regard to this sentence. Given this guy’s deep-rooted bad habits, one out of ten sentences being truthful was already really good. But having said that, he wasn’t really willing to restrict the other too much either. His carefreeness and innocent liveliness brought happiness to everyone around him.

Wei Di even suspected that he was born with such a beating inducing face. Did he ever feel sad or pained?

Although he did not imprison him, Wei Di still ordered the guards to be arranged a hundred meters around him.

The hundred meters around Nie Bufan became no-man’s land, as if he was wearing a protective shield, all living creatures on the front, back, left, and right were blocked off.

Life was as lonely as snow! Nie Bufan held his fishing rod and sat fishing alone by the lake.

Just as he was nodding off, a head covered in a lotus leaf suddenly emerged from the water, and a pair of blue eyes looked up at Nie Bufan.

“Hey, brother Tai Bai, you’re not a fish demon spirit are you? You always pop out of the water everytime I see you.” With the previous experience from the last time, Nie Bufan remained calm this time.

Tai Bai’s mouth was still underwater, bubbles blowing in the water, not knowing what he was saying.

Nie Bufan knew that he was concerned with the guards in the distance, so he asked, “How did you come here? Is the lake of Dongsheng Shangfu connected with the valley outside?”

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Tai Bai quietly raised a thumb at him.

“Brother Tai Bai, is there a way to take me out?”

Tai Bai blinked and sank into the water, but left the lotus leaf in place.

Nie Bufan picked up the lotus leaf and saw a line of words written on it. He didn’t recognize the others, but he did recognize a time: Tomorrow night at haishi (9-11pm). 

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 069 Tai Bai

Wei Di and the others only stayed in Jinyuan for a day before continuing on the road.

In order to carry Nie Bufan, Wei Di specially rented a carriage, and he who always traveled on a horse also rode in the carriage with him.

Nie Bufan lay sprawled, occupying most of the space in the carriage, weaving grass puppets in boredom.

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Wei Di sat reading on the side, but occasionally he would glance at him out of the corner of his eye, wondering in his heart: Why was this guy so quiet this whole way?

Just as he was pondering on this, he heard Nie Bufan suddenly ask: “By the way, where is the egg I gave you before?”

“Egg?” Wei Di paused slightly, recalling that he did indeed give him an egg during the meal they had together back at the inn.

He replied, “I threw the egg away.”

“Thrown away?” Nie Bufan accused, glaring, “Why did you throw it away?”

“It was a bad egg, what would I do with it otherwise?” Wei Di glanced at him strangely, wondering why he was specifically asking about an egg.

Nie Bufan tutted a few times. Not all the fertilized eggs he carried with him ended up hatching. The one Wei Di got was undoubtedly a bad egg.

Ai, one’s character was indeed really important.

At this moment, an attendant’s voice came from outside the carriage: “Master, it’s almost noon, should we stop and rest by the roadside for a while?”

“No, drive at full speed. We must arrive at Yan Shun at dusk.”

Without waiting for the attendant’s response, Nie Bufan interrupted and said, “Wait, my back is sore and I feel tired and hungry. I really need a break!”

Wei Di glanced at him, clearly conveying: You’re just sitting in the carriage this whole time, what is there to feel tired about?

Nie Bufan leaned out the window of the carriage with an expression of pain and looking about to vomit, saying weakly: “If I don’t rest, I will fall apart.”

Wei Di ignored him, turned his head and was about to order to continue on the road when Nie Bufan suddenly threw himself over and hooked his neck with his arms. He glared at him with accusing eyes, and said: “Uncle Wei, one can’t be so unkind, even if you don’t think of my fragile body, at least consider my downcast and gloomy emotions as a hostage. If you push me too far, I don’t know if I will do something terrible.”

“Oh?” Wei Di smirked, “Then I will wait and see what good things you will do.”

“Don’t be like this.” Nie Bufan stretched out a finger to stroke Wei Di’s Adam’s apple, blowing out a warm breath: “Why not get out of the carriage and breathe in fresh air, enjoy the scenery or something? After sitting in the carriage for so long, don’t you feel that your whole body is stiff and your butt hurts?”

Wei Di’s gaze moved below Nie Bufan’s waist, and half-smiled, “Probably only your’s hurt.”

He hadn’t let him go last night, doing it nearly until dawn.

Nie Bufan became depressed. He looked at Wei Di with the gaze of one looking at a heartless man, and complained: “So, you don’t feel guilty at all, or have any desire to make up for it even just a little bit?”

Wei Di smirked, the corner of his mouth hooking up, seeming to enjoy the feeling of the other acting spoiled and coquettish towards him. As the Wulin leader that everyone respected, no one had ever dared to get close to him so casually, without a trace of motive and hypocrisy. He had also never been so indulgent towards an individual before either, accepting him without any qualms.

Nie Bufan was the only one.

“Fine, we’ll stop for a break.” Wei Di finally agreed.

“Yay.” Nie Bufan made a victory sign with his hand and smacked a wet smooch on his face.

As soon as the carriage pulled over, he eagerly jumped out, spreading his arms and inhaling deeply, a satisfied expression on his face.

Wei Di looked at him, a smile appearing in his eyes.

Nie Bufan ran over to a small lake and washed his face. He looked up and saw that an eagle was still flying in the sky.

He lowered his head again and looked at the reflection of his handsome face in the lake, finger combing his messy hair, feeling all kinds of satisfaction.

Just as he was immersed with preening narcissistically, a head suddenly popped out of the lake less than half a meter away from him, the water splashing out with his appearance. In a moment of carelessness, Nie Bufan’s face was also splashed with the water droplets.

The person in the lake wiped his face and smiled brightly at Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan was shocked, but because his facial expression could not keep up with his nerve stimulation, any feelings of fright or shock were concealed under an unmoved expression.

When his emotions calmed down, Nie Bufan began to examine the man who suddenly emerged from the water in front of him.

Around 25 years old with dark skin, high nose, deep eye sockets, and clear blue eyes. His facial features possessed a bit of Western characteristics, his smile open and sunny.

Nie Bufan subconsciously looked over his back and saw that Wei Di was talking to his attendants and was currently not paying attention to this side.

He then asked in a low voice, “Which master expert are you?”

“I dare not bear the title of master expert, I am Tai Bai.” The man also replied quietly.

Too white? Isn’t it a bit out of place for a dark person like you to take such a name? (TN: Tai Bai sounds the same as the mandarin for ‘too white’)

“Where did brother Tai Bai come from?” Nie Bufan looked at the faintly visible naked body under the water, and continued to ask, “You must be in good spirits, swimming so carefreely in the lake?”

It was already autumn, and most people did not possess the refined and elegant attitude of mind to swim naked in the cold lake.

“Heheheh, the autumn breeze is cool and it’s just the right time for a swim.” Tai Bai laughed contentedly, “Don’t know what this brother is called?”

“Nie Bufan.” He clasped his fists pretentiously. For once he did not use a pseudonym.

“Happy meeting.” Tai Bai responded with his own clasped fists in the water.

Then he turned his head to look behind Nie Bufan, and asked in a low voice: “Why, it seems that brother Nie’s situation is a bit precarious?” 

“Yes, currently I am being taken hostage.” Nie Bufan sighed.

“Do you need a helper?” Tai Bai suggested enthusiastically.

“Of course I need one.” Nie Bufan responded without hesitation, “Do you have any good ideas? The one behind me is not easy to provoke.”

“I know, that is the great Wulin Leader Wei Di. What is your relationship with him?”

“The relationship between kidnapper and hostage.”

Tai Bai was silent for a while, and asked with doubt: “Who are you, why did Wei Di capture you?”

“Probably because he is jealous of my sage-like wisdom and otherworldly beauty.” Nie Bufan’s tone was full of the loneliness of a master expert.

Tai Bai chuckled, revealing two cute eye teeth.

“Brother Tai Bai, do you have any good method to help me escape the clutches of evil?” Nie Bufan humbly asked for advice.

“The method is actually very simple.” Tai Bai mysteriously said, “You dive in the water directly, and I will take you to a hidden place.”

Nie Bufan looked around and wondered, “This lake is only so big, where can it lead to?”

“You don’t have to worry about this. In any case, Wei Di will definitely not find you.” Tai Bai spoke confidently.

Nie Bufan weighed the feasibility and decided to try it. Anyway, he was bored. If he managed to escape then that was luck and if not, it was just a matter of being fucked several more times than usual. In that case, maybe that guy could even be exhausted to death from over-indulgence. Either way, there was not much loss on his side.

Thinking about it like that, Nie Bufan nodded in agreement.

At this moment, Wei Di alao happened to look over just as Nie Bufan jumped into the lake.

His face changed abruptly, and with several leaps he rushed to the lakeside, only to see a circle of ripples on the surface of the lake.

He shouted to his attendants: “All those who can swim, go down and find him!”

After finishing ordering, he jumped down too. In his heart he was very angry, this guy, causing trouble if one didn’t pay even the slightest attention!

Under the lake, Tai Bai led Nie Bufan to swim in a certain direction through the algae.

Halfway through, Nie Bufan suddenly tugged at Tai Bai’s clothes.

Tai Bai turned his head and saw his breathless look. He was privately startled: This guy agreed so straightforwardly just now, so he had thought his underwater skills were very good, but it turned out to only be half-baked. He should have said so earlier!

He was at a loss for a while, but Nie Bufan had already leaned over and hugged him tightly, pressing on his lips and sucking the oxygen from his mouth.

Tai Bai was stunned on the spot.

The tongues and teeth of the two intertwined, their breath flowing into each other. Strands of long hair floated gently, entwining with each other, soft as silk in the deep blue lake.

After a short while, Nie Bufan let go and made an okay gesture.

Tai Bai’s breathing was slightly disordered, almost choking in water. He finally adjusted his breath again, stabilizing his pulse.

He gritted his teeth and continued to swim with Nie Bufan.

He swam very fast, and didn’t look at Nie Bufan again. The sudden kiss just now threw him off and it was difficult to calm down.

When he returned to his senses and turned to pay attention to the person behind him, he found that Nie Bufan had disappeared.

He was shocked, and hurriedly swam back to search. Just after swimming for a while, he found two entangled figures above, the figures of Nie Bufan and Wei Di.

Just now Nie Bufan had just finished inhaling some oxygen from Tai Bai and was about to continue swimming, when suddenly his right foot was caught by a big hand.

Before Nie Bufan had time to struggle, he was dragged by someone towards the surface of the lake. And as for Tai Bai, his figure had already swam into the algae and disappeared.

“Hai, hai.” Nie Bufan coughed out some water and shivered.

“Nie Bufan, do you want to die?” Wei Di’s cold voice sounded in Nie Bufan’s ears.

He wiped the water from his face, and laughed without shame, “Uncle Leader, don’t be angry. Occasionally swimming in the water is good for physical and mental health.”

“Damn it, do you still want to run away from me?” Wei Di growled.

“Actually, I don’t really want to.” Nie Bufan replied with a chuckle, “I’m just bored.”

Wei Di was extremely vexed, his knuckles cracking, as if he was trying his best to suppress the urge to kill. This guy always seemed to be challenging his tolerance limit!

Seeing the angry fire in his eyes, Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to cover his eyes. Saying in a small and fearful voice, “The expression in your eyes is really scary.”

Wei Di didn’t pull his hand away, but said coldly, “Now you know to be afraid, isn’t it too late?”

“It’s not too late, it’s not too late.” Nie Bufan approached him and whispered against his lips, “Seriously, uncle Wei, after covering your eyes, you look much gentler.”

How do you see the high-end expression of “gentleness” from just the nose and mouth?

Wei Di pursed his lips. He was just about to speak when his lips seemed to be touched lightly by something warm and soft, like a dragonfly, light and brief. This small animal-like way of expressing goodwill really made one’s heart feel itchy.

Wei Di pulled Nie Bufan’s hand away and looked at him with bright eyes.

The two remained floating gently in the water, silently looking at each other.

“Uncle, if you want to look, why don’t we go ashore and continue?” Nie Bufan shivered in the water, his whole body pressed against Wei Di, absorbing the heat from his body.

“You still dared to jump into the lake despite being afraid of the cold?” Wei Di reprimanded in a low voice, but his tone already possessed a hint of indulgence and pampering.

Nie Bufan laughed.

Wei Di’s eyes darkened. He held the back of his head and gave him a deep kiss, kissing him breathless before letting go.

“I’ll deal with you tonight!” Wei Di dropped a threat and dragged him to swim towards the shore.

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When he got ashore, Nie Bufan looked back and secretly thought: Wei Di obviously didn’t discover Tai Bai. That’s for the better, otherwise he would be implicated in vain. Although he felt that Tai Bai was not an ordinary person, after all, one who dared to go against Wei Di must have some cards up his sleeve. However, it was best if Wei Di didn’t know about him. He just felt like causing Wei Di more trouble.

No matter who or what, he welcomed them all!

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan 068 Spending The Days With Wei Di

Nie Bufan woke up in a daze, feeling that his body seemed to be shaking, his lower half full as if invaded by a hard object. There was also a slapping sound echoing in his ear.

He opened his eyes abruptly, and immediately came face to face with Wei Di’s big face that was full of desire.

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“You…..” He only just spoke, but was immediately interrupted by his fierce attack.

Nie Bufan grabbed the sheets and tried to stabilize his body. After scanning around, he found that it was a strange room, small in size, with wooden structures on the top and bottom, and the ground was also slightly shaking. It felt like he was in the cabin of a certain boat.

“Awake?” Wei Di stopped and stared at Nie Bufan, a pair of eagle eyes colored with desire and anger.

Anger? He should be the one angry, right?

Nie Bufan didn’t pay much attention to the intimate position of their two bodies. He just asked, “Where is this? Why am I here?”

He was watching the guards putting out the fire, but then suddenly felt a pain in his neck. The next thing he knew was waking up like this.

“I brought you out.” Wei Di replied naturally. “We are now on the way to the capital.”

“The capital?” Nie Bufan was displeased. “Why are you taking me to the capital? I won’t go.”

“Hmph, this is not up to you.” A sharp light shot from Wei Di’s eyes.

Nie Bufan directly covered his head with a pillow, punched him twice, and then began to struggle.

Wei Di tore off the pillow angrily, pressed his hands, and then thrusted in hard.

“Ah!” Nie Bufan bent his leg and directly greeted Wei Di’s face with it.

Wei Di pushed away his feet and continued his rampage.

“Help, murder, murder!” Nie Bufan shouted tragically.

“Shut up!” Wei Di roared angrily. The whole ship could hear that damn shouting.

“I won’t shut up!” Nie Bufan said indignantly, “I want everyone to know your, Wei Di’s, evil deeds!”

Wei Di sneered and snapped out sharply with a finger. Nie Bufan’s shouting came to an abrupt end, only his eyes remained moving.

He actually sealed the pressure point for his vocal chords! Nie Bufan thought that this kind of thing didn’t exist at all, because other people in Chicken Nest Village had never used it on him.

“You were much more docile that night.” Wei Di sighed.

Docile your head, this village head was fed aphrodisiac that night! Nie Bufan protested silently with his eyes.

Wei Di seemed to understand what he meant. He clasped his chin and said, “You lying guy, who was the one who said that they have a ‘strange disease and cannot marry in their life. Every time they have sex their life will be shortened by several years’?”

Nie Bufan harrumphed and turned his gaze to the side.

As Wei Di moved he continued: “I really thought you were clean-living and honest, but you were already involved with others long ago.”

Nie Bufan did not reveal the guilty conscience of one being caught, and instead looked directly at Wei Di.

Wei Di spoke again: “But it’s fine, I won’t let you have the opportunity to be with other men in the future.”

Nie Bufan was still for a while, then suddenly hooked his finger at him, motioning him to come closer.

“What are you doing?” Wei Di raised an eyebrow.

Nie Bufan could not speak, so he continued to hook his finger.

Wei Di lowered his head suspiciously.

Nie Bufan raised his head and bit Wei Di’s nose ruthlessly.

“Ah!” Wei Di cried out in pain. When he moved away, there were two rows of obvious tooth marks on his nose, which was also faintly red, like one who drank too much alcohol. It added a bit of comic effect to his originally handsome face.

Nie Bufan opened his mouth and laughed, his throat making weird cackling sounds, and one leg was even swaying triumphantly in the air.

Wei Di was furious, pressing him down for another fierce attack.

This little beast with bared teeth and claws, he must be taught a good lesson!

Facing Wei Di’s offense, Nie Bufan felt like he was a boat rocking in a violent storm, his mind gradually becoming dazed and feeling like his body no longer belonged to him.

At some point, his pressure point was unsealed, and he let out intermittent moans in accordance with Wei Di’s rhythm.

Wei Di’s heavy breaths also passed into his ears, his wet lips leaving light red marks on his skin.

In the chaos, Nie Bufan accidentally caught a glimpse of his face close to his and couldn’t help snickering. The sexy mood was instantly shattered by his laughter.

Wei Di’s face went dark, his nose started to ache again, and he couldn’t help but feel a sense of powerlessness when he looked at this little bastard under him.

Was there a serious mistake in his original understanding of this guy?

By the time they finished, it was almost dusk.

After taking a bath, Wei Di looked at himself in the mirror. His nose had begun to bruise, and the tooth prints were still visible.

He had never thought that he could look so ridiculous before, and he really couldn’t go out and embarrass himself with this face. Coupled with Nie Bufan’s screeching just now, he was afraid everyone on the boat now thought he was a beast. In truth, he did overdo it a little too much, climaxing several times but still forcing his exhausted body to plow on stubbornly.

Nie Bufan smiled carefreely, a leg waving in the air as he said: “If you don’t let me go back, I will continue to bring disaster to you.”

Wei Di glanced at him, not taking him seriously.

Nie Bufan said again: “Don’t blame me for not letting you know, the cost of kidnapping this village head is very high.”

“Oh, how high can it be?” Wei Di replied mildly.

Nie Bufan turned and leaned on the small window and looked up at the sky. He watched the sky dyed with sunset red, an eagle soaring by.

He said lightly: “You’ll know in the future.”

The ship Nie Bufan was on seemed to be a private ship, and it was quite luxuriously decorated. There was a wealth of food stocked on the ship, as well as a dedicated chef and attendants serving daily.

Standing on the deck one could see the undulating mountains on both sides of a river that was full of clear river water. The breeze blew by, causing one to feel refreshed.

This would be a good trip if the people and animals in Chicken Nest Village were also present. It’s a pity that standing next to him was Wei Di, who was currently holding a fan to cover his face.

The journey went smoothly, and the ship docked three days later.

Nie Bufan followed Wei Di and the others into a prosperous big city——Jinyuan City.

The group found an inn to settle down.

Wei Di and Nie Bufan shared the same room. The attendants who were accompanying them already knew their relationship well, and they didn’t show any expression.

Entering the room, Wei Di closed the door, then pulled Nie Bufan over and began to touch him all over.

“What are you doing?” Nie Bufan said angrily. “It’s nearly mealtime. Do you have to be so sexually dissatisfied?”

Wei Di ignored him, swiping away the money bag around his waist, the stash of gold leaf in his sleeves, the jade pendant on his belt, and even tried to take off his boots.

Nie Bufan immediately squatted down and hugged his legs, refusing to give in: “You robber! Why did you take all my things?”

“I will keep your things temporarily, lest you sneak away.” Wei Di remained unmoved and continued to pull at his boots.

“What does that have to do with my boots? They are innocent.”

“Hmmph.” Wei Di snorted coldly, “Don’t think I don’t know how many banknotes you have taken from me in the past few days.”

“What are you talking about? How could someone honest like me take your banknotes?” Nie Bufan retorted without shame.

“Then take your hand away and let me check.”

“You say check and I should just let you check? I can’t be so unprincipled.”

Wei Di’s eyes sharpened, and he suddenly lifted him into his arms and threw him onto the bed. Immediately, he grabbed one of his legs and pulled off a boot.

“Ah——” Nie Bufan let out a scream that was even more tragic than the screams he let out when they were making love.

He clung to the leg that still had a boot on, raised his head and shouted: “I, have, stinky, feet!”

Wei Di was shocked by his roar, his mouth twitched and his shoulders began to shake slightly.

After a while, he regained his stern composure and approached him again.

Nie Bufan shrank in the corner of the bed like a little sheep about to be ravaged, staring at Wei Di with teary eyes.

Wei Di was instantly tickled by this appearance, but his expression became even more fierce, pressing closer step by step.

Nie Bufan grabbed the pillow and threw it at him. Taking advantage of his momentary distraction, he quickly jumped out of the bed, trying to pass by him.

Wei Di hooked an arm and pulled him back.

Nie Bufan raised a foot to step on him. Wei Di nimbly stepped away, but the person in his arms fled again.

As soon as his hand touched the doorknob, Wei Di was already there, turning his body around and pressing him against the door. He said in a low voice, “Have you played enough?”

Nie Bufan’s cheeks were flushed slightly, and his eyes were full of vigor, revealing a stubborn and determined aura.

Wei Di’s eyes darkened. He lowered his head and kissed him, his tongue opening his lips and intruding domineeringly between his teeth.

“Wu…..” Nie Bufan couldn’t breath well. He wanted to use his tongue to drive the invader out, but it was firmly trapped and entwined.

Wei Di’s dark eyes gradually showed arousal. He was originally a person with strong sexual desires. After tasting him, it was as if he had become addicted and could not extricate himself anymore. So with such provocation, how could he stand it anymore?

As a result, he went to untie his belt and his lower half was also pressed tightly against the other, directly between Nie Bufan’s legs.

Feeling Wei Di’s fiery desire, Nie Bufan’s hair stood on end. Taking advantage of his lips shifting away to another battlefield, he wailed: “Uncle Leader, if you really want my boots, I will give it to you. Don’t be so impulsive.”

Wei Di paused, glancing at the sorrowful and reluctant expression on his face, and couldn’t help but want to laugh.

This guy was really…..for the first time Wei Di felt that his vocabulary was lacking.

Through the thin barrier of clothes he thrusted a few times as if venting, then pulled him to the bed. Without hesitation he tore off his boot, and pulled out a stack of banknotes from inside. After counting it, there was no more, no less, the exact amount lost before.

Wei Di looked at Nie Bufan who was sulking, and thought privately that he should be penniless now.

“Tell me what you want, and I will prepare it for you.” Wei Di raised the banknotes and said, “So, these things are unnecessary for you.”

Nie Bufan muttered: “Isn’t this imprisonment in a disguised form?”

“How can this be imprisonment?” Wei Di comforted, “It should be more appropriate to say being kept.”

Was there any difference? Nie Bufan glared at him contemptuously.

Wei Dian touched his head and spoke in a way one would tease a pet: “Be good and clean up, it’s time to eat.”

“What’s there to clean up?” Nie Bufan spoke with loose hair, messy clothes, and only cloth stockings on his feet. “I’m going to eat like this.”

Wei Di narrowed his eyes and threatened: “Don’t even think about eating unless you clean yourself up.”

“If you let me go hungry, I will run around naked!”

Wei Di felt silent and ​​stared at him, as if trying to penetrate his inexplicably structured head.

After a long while, Wei Di flicked his sleeves and opened the door to order: “Bring dinner in later! We will eat in the room today.”

Nie Bufan flopped on the bed, pulled the quilt over his head, and wailed silently: He really wanted to beat him to death!

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AN: A small skit——

Gongs: “Nie Bufan, how come you spared Chen Muran, the beautiful and unparalleled gongzi, from your evil clutches?”

Village Head Nie: “Beautiful and unparalleled? I think he is like a grass mud horse.”

Gongs: “…..”

Chen Muran ran away in tears.

Gongs: “Then what do you think of us?”

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Village Head Nie pointed at them one by one: “Snake (Si Chenyu), Leopard (Li Yi), Peacock (Li Huai), Loyal Dog (Zhang Junshi), Bulbul bird (Wang Shichan)”

Gongs: “…..You have it quite difficult, actually having such hardcore taste as bestiality.”

Village Head Nie was puzzled: “Beastiality? I always thought it was beast x beast.”

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 067 Committing Something Sinful

Wei Di moving in caused all the males and all the chickens in Chicken Nest Village, except for Nie Bufan, to feel as if a mortal enemy had arrived. This group of humans and animals had never been so unified before, to the extent that they could now even cross the barriers of language and have in-depth eye communication.

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Wei Di was faced with such a deep murderous aura, but his expression remained calm and composed. Unfortunately, his cat was not so lucky. Not long after it entered the village, it turned into a chicken when its owner wasn’t paying attention. It was greeted by a group of chicken brothers in the same plight who were grinding their teeth and sharpening their claws. What came after was a miserable chicken screech that echoed across the sky, followed by various clucking sounds and the flapping of wings. The chickens crowded into a pile like they were fighting for food.

But after a while, the flock of chickens dispersed, revealing a half-bald chicken lying on the ground, occasionally twitching.

The maid noticed that Chunjun was missing and immediately reported to Wei Di.

Wei Di indifferently waved his hand and said, “If it wants to come back, it will come back. If not, let it go.”

Ever since it lost face in front of the three chickens, Wei Di had been extremely disappointed in it. Compared with the chickens in Chicken Nest Village, Chunjun’s combat power was really weak.

Hearing what the master said, the maid stopped searching as attentively, but not long after, she would always see a bald chicken passing near the door and windows with a melancholy air…..

On the first day after moving in, Wei Di went to Nie Bufan’s house to mooch for a meal. When he entered the room, he found that the room was already full of people, and there was no place for him to even stand on, let alone an empty stool for him to sit.

Si Chenyu smiled politely and greeted, “Leader Wei, good afternoon.”

The others also said hello, but none of them moved their buttocks.

Wei Di glanced at the maid beside him, and the maid reacted immediately and found a chair for him.

Just as Wei Di took his seat, an unknown object fell from the top, landing on the chair. Wei Di caught a glimpse of it from the corner of his eye, but his person had already sat down. So suddenly there was a feeling of something soft under his bottom being flattened as he sat down, and he even heard a splat sound with his excellent hearing.

His face went stiff, but he straightened his upper body, resisting getting up.

The rest of the people in the room drank tea, read books, ate melon seeds, and all tried hard to pretend that they saw nothing.

Wei Di raised an eyebrow and saw a black chicken standing on the beam with its back facing them. Don’t know whether it was intentional or not, but it shook its butt at him and then disappeared to the other side of the beam.

He took a deep breath, several blue veins emerging on his temples, and the arm of the chair groaned in ecstasy under his grip.

The room fell into a weird silence, and no one spoke.

“What are you all crowding in my house for?”

Nie Bufan’s voice came from the other end of the house where the kitchen was located. He looked at everyone in the room with a strange expression on his face.

Si Chenyu coughed and said with a smile: “We are all waiting for dinner.”

“Dinner?” Nie Bufan’s expression became even more strange, “Isn’t Tu Beng usually responsible for delivering food to you all? With so many people gathering together to eat, how can the table be able to fit so many dishes?”

Wei Di nodded and said: “Village cottages are indeed too simple and small. When we go to the capital in the future, I will gift you a big house.”

“Big house?” Nie Bufan said with disdain, “Can it be bigger than the entire Chicken Nest Village?”

He held a radish up to the people in the house, and said: “If the house can’t fit everyone, then go to the courtyard. The weather is good today, and it will be more comfortable to eat in the courtyard.”

Several attendants and servants arranged the courtyard according to orders, and then respectfully invited these several masters to the table.

Everyone then walked toward the courtyard, only Wei Di was motionless.

Si Chenyu asked seemingly unintentionally, “Leader Wei, dinner will be ready soon, let’s go together?”

“I’ll sit down for a while, Lord Prince, please go ahead yourself.”

“Then I’ll go first.” Si Chenyu opened his fan, covered his lips, his eyes curving into two crescent arcs, and he strolled out leisurely.

Wei Di snorted and with a step of his right foot, his figure disappeared from the room. Immediately afterwards, there was a snapping sound and the chair he had just sat on fell apart in an instant, the sawdust flying every.

When the several people in the yard saw this, they were secretly shocked while holding back laughter. Wei Di’s martial arts skill was indeed not to be underestimated, and his control was very impressive.

When the meal was about to start, Wei Di had already finished changing his clothes. His expression was as usual, and one could not see any embarrassment in him at all.

The simple square table was surrounded by noble and influential people. Except for Tian Nu who did not attend, Si Chenyu, Li Yi, Li Huai, Chen Muran, Wang Shichan, and Zhang Junshi were all in attendance. It was indeed a gathering of gongs, so dazzling they blinded one’s eyes. (Chen Muran protests: I’m not gay!)

At the dinner table, everyone observed dining etiquette and ate gracefully without saying a word.

Nie Bufan finished placing the last dish, but was unwilling to eat with them. He sat leaning against the door of the house with a bowl of rice with meat, teasing Lady Flower and Langya while eating.

When the others saw him having fun, they did not call him to come to the table. They sat upright, and through their movements of eating and picking up food from the dishes, they launched a strange and inexplicable secret battle. At the end of the meal, everyone except Nie Bufan suffered from improper digestion.

It was night, and the moon and stars were scarce.

“Haha.” Nie Bufan laughed with amusement in the bath.

“What are you laughing at?” Zhang Junshi, who was washing his back for him, asked strangely.

“Nothing.” Nie Bufan said with a smile, tilting his head, “I just wanted to laugh all of a sudden.”

“Silly.” Zhang Junshi took a scoop of water and poured it over his head.

Nie Bufan squinted his eyes into a line to prevent hot water from leaking into his eyes.

Zhang Junshi lifted his face and helped him wipe the water away.

“En, Zhang Third, how come you came to take a bath with me today?” Nie Bufan asked with his eyes closed.

“Li Yi has something to do tonight.” In Chicken Nest Village, only Zhang Junshi and Li Yi would openly share the same bed with Nie Bufan. Si Chenyu was one to uphold his dignity and would definitely not take the initiative to “attend” him in bed. Not to mention Li Huai, any bromance was still in the sprouting stage.

As for Wang Shichan, it depended on mood, but when the mood came even the gods and ghosts would not be able to stop him.

“Something? What is it?”

Zhang Junshi mildly uttered two words: “Family affair.”

It was indeed a family affair. Li Yi was very angry about his younger brother involving himself with Nie Bufan. Tonight was when he planned to punish Li Huai by the family law.

Nie Bufan only asked casually and did not delve further.

His body was flushed all over from the hot water, his skin smooth and tender, very pleasant to the touch. So Zhang Junshi couldn’t help but touch a few more times, and along with the touching came the desire to kiss. The longer the kisses lasted, it soon evolved into an activity unsuitable for children.

Since bringing everything out into the open, Zhang Junshi had no more scruples, completely opening up his mind and body to enjoy the days with Nie Bufan.

He believed that Nie Bufan would bring him endless fun even into old age.

“En…..the water is going to get cold, let’s go up first.” Nie Bufan whispered while looking at Zhang Junshi who was gradually becoming more aroused.

Zhang Junshi nodded and walked out of the bath with him.

Nie Bufan put on a long robe at random, and then wiped his hair with a towel.

Zhang Junshi took the towel and had him lie on the bed.

Nie Bufan closed his eyes and comfortably enjoyed Zhang Junshi’s service.

Just as he was feeling drowsy, his eyes were suddenly covered by a hot towel. Nie Bufan was about to lift it up, but then he felt a heavy weight on his body, his lips were also pressed against another pair, a nimble tongue slipping in between his teeth.

A big hand slipped up his robe, stroking over his thighs and waist.

The wet lips moved away, trailing across his chin and down to kiss his neck.

Nie Bufan raised his head slightly, breathing coming slightly faster. His vision was blocked, so the touch on his skin felt more obvious to the senses. The wet tongue licked over his chest, the warm breaths brushing against his skin and stimulating his nerves.

“Ah…..” Nie Bufan arched slightly, a finger having suddenly inserted in the secret place, stroking slowly and patiently stretching the walls.

Despite doing it so many times, Nie Bufan was still tight down there, like a mysterious place that attracted and enchanted.

Zhang Junshi’s eyes were full of desire, his usual gentleness faded away. At this time, he looked a bit wild and unrestrained.

Pulling out his fingers, he then eagerly pushed in hard, driving straight in.

“Ah…..lighter.” Nie Bufan gasped.

The man on his body had begun to move rhythmically. The wide robe covered the two bodies, but couldn’t conceal the lingering and repeated ambiguous sounds.

With a “crack”, something seemed to break suddenly outside the door.

The two who were entangled in each other’s embrace did not pay attention, enjoying this moment of pleasure.

“Damn it!” Wei Di punched the door frame with a fist, his eyes blazing with rage.

“Master, is there something wrong?” The maid asked in a low voice.

“Get out!” Wei Di slammed the door shut.

What did he see just now? He dared to do it with other men!

Wei Di clenched his fists, his expression extremely dark, the killing intent in his heart practically unable to be restrained. He definitely won’t allow others to encroach on the person he liked! Although that time was an accident, he desperately wanted to take him as his own. This desire had become stronger than ever.

Originally he had thought that victory was in his hands, but he didn’t expect that others also coveted what he wanted.

“Nie Bufan, Nie Bufan…..” Wei Di whispered.

The alluring appearance he had just shown under another man appeared in his mind again, anger and desire intertwining in his body. He breathed heavily, his ears seeming to hear the other’s ecstatic moans. The intertwined bodies, the hot breaths, the tightness when entering, the pleasure almost overwhelming.

Wei Di opened his eyes, his turbid thoughts gradually cleared, and his eyes revealed a determination to win.

The next morning when Nie Bufan woke up, he specially ran to see Li Huai, who was said to have been punished with family law by his brother.

With a swollen face, Li Huai said harshly to Nie Bufan, “Hmmph, don’t think I will retreat because of difficulties! I can do what he can do.”

“Have you said this to your brother?” Nie Bufan admired his miserable appearance in a pleasant mood.

Li Huai turned his face away, trying to hide his lack of confidence.

Nie Bufan grabbed his face and turned it over facing him again, prodding his bruises with a finger in a manner of one deserving of a beating of his own.

Li Huai called out in pain, and said angrily: “Don’t think that you can poke indiscriminately when the injury is not on you!”

“Hehe, it’s exactly because it’s not on me that I can poke it indiscriminately.” Nie Bufan stretched out his claws again, “Come, let this brother poke again.”

“Poke your head! Piss off!” Li Huai pushed him out and slammed the door. Nie Bufan was satisfied and walked back with a smile on his face. As soon as he left the yard, he saw Wei Di standing not far away looking at him, his eyes deep.

Nie Bufan waved his hand to greet him without any pressure.

Wei Di flicked his sleeves and disappeared around another corner.

In the next few days, Chicken Nest Village was quiet and tranquil.

Si Chenyu and the others sped up the inventory of the treasures, focusing on looking for Wei Di’s Chun Jun.

The hard work paid off. On the fifth day after Wei Di moved into Chicken Nest Village, the guards in charge of the inventory brought back the sword.

Wei Di held Chunjun in his hand, stretching out his fingers and gently brushing them across the sword, his eyes revealing surprised delight.

He put the sword in its sheath properly, and clasped his fists to everyone: “Words cannot express my thanks, Wei owes you all a favor.”

“Lord Wei is too courteous, we are only returning it to the original owner.” Si Chenyu responded with a smile, but in his heart he hoped that this Wulin Leader would leave quickly. His existence had really brought too much pressure to everyone in Chicken Nest Village. Although Leader Wei had not been alone with Nie Bufan these days, Si Chenyu still felt that something was wrong.

Wei Di retrieved the sword and bid farewell to everyone.

Si Chenyu and the others did not expect things to develop so smoothly. Could it be that he actually had no interest in Nie Bufan and everything was just unfounded worries, just them seeing an enemy when there wasn’t one?

However, they soon stopped thinking that way.

On the night Wei Di left, a semi-abandoned thatched cottage at the end of the village suddenly caught fire, and everyone’s attention was all attracted by the fire. As a result of this moment of carelessness, Nie Bufan was easily spirited away.

When everyone rushed to Xishan City in a hurry, Wei Di had already left a step ahead with his attendants, leaving quickly and swiftly. Obviously, he was fully prepared beforehand and didn’t give anyone any time to stop him.

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Everyone in Chicken Nest Village was caught off guard by this trick. Not only were they angry with Wei Di’s domineering behavior of just kidnapping a whole person, but they were also worried that Nie Bufan would cause endless calamity. One must know, his “corrupt” power was boundless.

The esteemed Leader Wei, by taking him out, you are committing something sinful, very sinful!

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 066 From The Main Room To The Inner Chamber

Si Chenyu called everyone together and said straightforwardly: “Leader Wei was here yesterday and made a request to me.”

“Oh? What is it?” Chen Muran asked, covering his slightly stuffy nose with a handkerchief.

Others also showed a curious look.

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Si Chenyu said: “He suspects that there is a treasure that Dongsheng Shangfu lost in the early years in the treasure trove of Duobao Sage. He hopes that we can give it to him when we finish taking inventory of the treasure.”

“What is the treasure?” Li Huai asked.

“He gave me a drawing, have a look.” Si Chenyu spread the drawing on the table.

They saw a simple long sword drawn above, with two words engraved on the hilt, named: Chun Jun.

“Chun Jun?” Li Yi asked in surprise, “It turned out to be a sword made by the master Ou Yezi hundreds of years ago. It cuts iron like mere mud and became famous across the lands, but later disappeared inexplicably. Could it be that it was collected by the Duobao Sage? “

“Chun Jun?” Nie Bufan also muttered. He remembered that the cat Wei Di raised was also called by this name. It seemed that he was very obsessed with this sword.

“Why, have you heard of it?” Li Yi cast a suspicious look at him.

Nie Bufan shrugged, “Aren’t I listening to you all talking about it?”

“Did you ever see this sword when you were exploring the treasure trove that day?” Si Chenyu asked.

Everyone looked at each other, and they all replied with a negative.

Chen Muran said: “Although we haven’t seen it, it may not mean that it does not exist. After all, we have only explored part of the treasure trove.”

Si Chenyu nodded and looked around at everyone: “Now I want to ask your opinion, if this sword is really unearthed, do you agree to return it to Leader Wei?”

In truth, this question did not need to be asked, the value of the face of Leader Wei was far higher than that of a sword, and they had no reason to refuse.

Nie Bufan suddenly asked, “What does he want to exchange for this sword?”

Everyone looked at him.

Nie Bufan asked again, “Just because he said that the sword belongs to him then it does? Just one word and you all plan to hand it over. He has face, but do you still have face?”

Everyone was speechless.

“Also, if he is greedy in the future, and remembers some other treasure he has hidden in the treasure trove of the Duobao Sage, do you all plan to let him go directly inside the treasure trove for inspection?”

Are you just gauging the heart of a gentleman with one’s own mean measure? Everyone slandered secretly.

“Then what do you want to do?” Si Chenyu leaned on his chair and asked with interest.

“If one wants to pass by my Chicken Nest Village, how can there be no hair plucked?” Nie Bufan said righteously, “If you have money, you have to hand over money, and if you don’t have money, you must at least hand over your person!”

Is your place a bandit’s den that makes a livelihood on robbing people?

“Hai.” Si Chenyu coughed and decided to ignore Nie Bufan and directly said to everyone, “Since everyone has no objections, then it is decided.”

“Who said there is no objection?” Nie Bufan protested, “Are you treating me like I don’t exist?”

Li Yi had no expression on his face, and took the lead to get up and leave. Then the others also left the table one after another.

“Hey, are you just going to leave like this? Just like this?” Nie Bufan exclaimed, looking at everyone’s backs, “I’m the village head, how can you guys who are lodging under my roof be so arrogant? You better watch out for my rent increase! I will definitely increase the rent!”

The people had all gone and the room was empty. Suddenly feeling mournful and desolate, Nie Bufan could only lament at the chickens alone——when had his prestige collapse to such a degree? This was not realistic!

The next day, Wei Di and his maid came to Chicken Nest Village again.

With concern for the personal safety of visitors, everyone in Chicken Nest Village unanimously decided to isolate Nie Bufan temporarily and not allow him to have any contact with Wei Di.

Wei Di didn’t notice the abnormality. Hearing that they all agreed to his request, he was in a good mood and the atmosphere of their conversation warmed up.

As he was about to leave, his gaze inadvertently swept by a rooster passing leisurely by the window. The yellow feathers and black stripes were as majestic as ever. Although it was only a chicken, it was definitely the king of the flock.

Wei Di had an extremely deep impression of this chicken, the pet chicken named “Gold” whom he had seen several times next to a certain someone. Since Gold was here, he was probably also not far away.

Wei Di swallowed the parting words that he was about to say, and then asked, Do you all mind if I walk around in this village?”

Si Chenyu and the others naturally had no reason to refuse, and could only lead the way.

Wei Di asked casually: “Don’t know if the head of Chicken Nest Village is back to the village? I didn’t see him last time so I hope to see him this time. After all, it is rumored that he is the descendant of the Duobao Sage, so I am quite curious.”

This rumor came from Zhang Junshi. He deliberately created momentum for Nie Bufan, but did not publicize it too much. He only revealed a little information to the outside world, and the rest of the story was naturally filled by others.

“Hehe, Village Head Nie, he…..” Si Chenyu was looking for a reason to fob him off, but saw Lady Flower and Langya wandering over. When they saw Wei Di, both of their feathers stood on end, screeching fiercely at him with fierce beady eyes.

Their screeches were like some kind of enemy attack alarm, and the surrounding chicken calls came one after another. Chickens with unique skills came out from all corners, jumping, flying, and drilling through the ground. In just a short while a sea of chickens surrounded Wei Di and the others.

Wei Di looked around with bewilderment, his vision full of chickens, the scene quite a disturbing one. It reminded him of what happened on the day of the Ghost Festival.

He looked at Si Chenyu and the others, trying to find answers from them, but he saw that they all began retreating unanimously, maintaining a large distance away from him.

Wei Di looked on with puzzlement and was about to question them when he felt a gust of wind coming from behind his head. He swiftly stepped away, and saw a chicken passing by his shoulder at great speed, its wings flaring out on his face.

Wei Di didn’t have time to be angry, because more chickens rushed towards him, dust flying and feathers dancing, causing quite a frightening scene.

He pulled out the folded fan from his belt and whirled around, fending off the chickens close to him and jumping out of the enclosure and onto a roof.

Secretly startled, he wondered: could it be that this was a plot against him by Si Chenyu and the others? That’s no right, let’s not mention that they had no reason to do this. Even if they really wanted to deal with him, they wouldn’t purposely train a bunch of chickens to do the job, right?

He moved his gaze to the few people below, and saw that all of them had weird looks on their faces, all with very aggrieved expressions.

“Strange, how come the chickens suddenly attacked Leader Wei?” Chen Muran looked confused.

“Could it be Nie Bufan’s doing?” Si Chenyu guessed to himself, then shook his head, “No, he would not order the chickens to attack others for no reason, unless this person offended him or his pet chickens.”

Li Huai looked at Wei Di who was fighting with the chickens and asked, “What should we do now? Should we go help?”

“Help?” Si Chenyu glanced at him, “Are you sure?”

Li Huai shrank his neck and mumbled: “Actually forget it, with the martial arts of Leader Wei he should not suffer any loss.” 

It’s just that he would likely come away a little embarrassed, they were all veterans with much experience in this…..

Wei Di became more irritable as he fought. The chickens seemed to be made of steel and couldn’t be killed no matter what! Just how were they raised?

He glanced around at random and stopped suddenly. He squinted his eyes and found a head popping up on the roof of the opposite house, seeming to be surreptitiously observing the situation here. With excellent eyesight, he recognized at a glance that he was the person he had been looking for for several days——Duan Yu!

Sure enough, he was here all along. Let’s see whether you can escape this time!

Wei Di waved the fan, slapping away the chickens attacking him, then jumped up in the air where he used the scattered chickens as stepping stones to leap towards the opposite roof. Like a god descending, he immediately landed in front of Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan looked up at him, his eyes squinting in the sunlight.

“Finally caught you.” Wei Di stooped and pulled the person to his side, saying coldly, “You dared to run away from me, so you must have already prepared yourself to be punished.”

Nie Bufan smiled and said, “Uncle Leader, it’s been a few days, but you look as good as ever.”

As he spoke, he reached up a hand and plucked a feather from his head.

Wei Di looked at him coldly, and said forcefully: “Leave with me.”

“I’m afraid that this may be a bit difficult.”

Wei Di snorted with disagreement, hooked his waist and dropped back to the ground, arm still tightly clasped around his waist and not letting go.

Seeing this, Si Chenyu who rushed over couldn’t help getting a bad feeling.

Si Chenyu asked hesitantly, “Leader Wei, do you know Village Head Nie? Don’t know if he has offended you?”

“Village Head Nie?” Wei Di’s sharp gaze fell on Nie Bufan, and he asked coldly, “Are you Nie Bufan?”

Nie Bufan nodded earnestly.

“So who is Duan Yu?” Wei Di asked in a bad tone.

Nie Bufan replied with a frank expression: “Did you forget? When I first introduced myself, I said that my nickname is Duan Yu, since it is a nickname, naturally there is a proper name. Nie Bufan is my proper name.”

Wei Di’s hand tightened, causing Nie Bufan to exclaim: “Aiya, let go! Harassing the innocent in public and broad daylight is too vulgar and inappropriate!”

Innocent? Who? The faces of everyone in Chicken Nest Village alternated from black and white, all glaring at Nie Bufan murderously.

How did this fellow get involved with Wei Di? And it seemed that the relationship was not a simple one. Looking at that blatant possessiveness, with just their toes they could all guess that Nie Bufan must have had substantial skinship with him. Just how did he do it? Must they use capital punishment or simply human destruction to prevent tragedies from happening?

The hearts of everyone became heavy and sorrowful.

Wei Di let go of Nie Bufan and said to everyone, “I plan to stay in Chicken Nest Village temporarily until the sword is unearthed.”

Nie Bufan was about to respond affirmatively, but saw Si Chenyu and the others glaring at him fiercely, so he said: “You have also seen it. The chickens in the village don’t welcome you.”

Wei Di didn’t pay attention to the glaring chickens around him at all. He just said casually: “I’ll just live with you then.”

As soon as these words came out, Si Chenyu and the others’ eye knives turned on him.

Nie Bufan waved his hand: “You have also seen it, the whole village does not welcome you.”

Wei Di glanced at them and said indifferently: “You are the village head, so naturally you are in charge of this place.”

Nie Bufan was deeply gratified that he patted Wei Di on the shoulder and praised: “No wonder you have a bright future, this village head appreciates you.”

Everyone turned their murderous glares back onto him again.

Nie Bufan didn’t take the glares seriously and patted his chest as he said, “Uncle Leader, just make yourself at home. I will arrange a house for you.”

Wei Di said: “Find me a house closest to yours.”

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi felt a sudden sense of crisis. The houses where they lived happened to be on the direct right and left of Nie Bufan’s house.

Fortunately, Nie Bufan wasn’t completely unreasonable. He said to Wei Di: “There are people living on both sides of my house. If you have to live in the closest place to mine, there is only the pigsty behind the house. There are no pigs raised in it, so it’s actually quite comfortable after cleaning it up.”

Wei Di fell silent for a long time, and said, “Just find me a house. Distance is not a problem. The important point is that it must be a livable place for ‘humans’.”

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As a result, big Leader Wei settled into Chicken Nest Village strongly and forcefully.

He felt that he had an extraordinary relationship with Nie Bufan, so he naturally entered from the main room to the inner chamber, but he didn’t know that someone had already had flowers blooming all over the place, the bromantic nest having already built to tall heights…..(TN: from the main room to the inner chamber=idiom meaning taking things to the next level)

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