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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 101 Forbidden Story

“Wang Fifth, it’s meal time.” Nie Bufan climbed on Wang Shichan’s back, and held two eggs in both hands up to his eyes.

Wang Shichan took a look and said mildly: “Today’s lunch is eggs? I don’t eat eggs.”

“Of course I know, this is my must-have side dish.” Bufan Nie chuckled, “You eat wild vegetables.”

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Wang Shichan pulled him over in front of him and touched his head.

Nie Bufan rubbed against his hand a few times, then stepped back and instructed: “Remember to wash your hands.”

So Wang Shichan leisurely went to wash his hands.

A circle of people sat in the courtyard, all staring at Nie Bufan and Wang Shichan as they showed off their affection to one another. Seeing Wang Shichan’s calm and leisurely appearance, it was really an eye-sore.

Nie Bufan now only treated them as ordinary residents. Although he was very enthusiastic towards them, compared with Wang Shichan’s treatment, the disparity was still very obvious. That kind of trust and intimacy from the bottom of the heart was completely beyond the reach of outsiders.

In the past, they didn’t notice anything special about the way the other treated them. But after actually being expelled from his circle, they now knew what it was like. The acidic bubbles in their hearts practically burst out like volcano eruptions.

That Nie Bufan could remember Wang Shichan, the only possibility was that something happened last night. And on this something, they could guess just from the vaguely visible hickey on his neck. Those who had gotten sick in Chicken Nest Village had a similar experience. A certain someone had a strange physique, and intercourse could solve many intractable diseases.

“It’s my turn tonight.” Wei Di said suddenly.

Si Chenyu snorted: “Leader Wei, there should be a first-come-first-serve for everything. You just jump over several levels at once, isn’t that a bit not in compliance with the rules?”

“Then,” Wei Di looked at him steadily and said in a lazy tone, “Who does the prince think should be the second one?”

“At least it won’t be you.” Si Chenyu took a sip from the wine cup.

Wei Di clenched his fists, looked around, and said coldly: “Who is my opponent here?”

“Does Leader Wei intend to use force as a solution?”

“Why not?”

The eyes of the two met in the air, and the murderous intent crackled.

Zhang Junshi rubbed his forehead, annoyance flashing in his eyes. As the first person to accompany Bufan in sleep, he actually missed the opportunity just like that! Tears were already flowing into a river in his heart.

Li Yi also had a calm face, without saying a word, but his whole body emitted a cold aura that was enough to freeze everything around him.

Li Huai observed the situation while eating rice.

Fan Luo stared at the food in his bowl, not knowing what he was thinking.

As a latecomer, Tai Bai had no say at all on such occasions.

As for Shen Muran, Tiannu, Tai Yan, and the divine doctor, they were all passers-by, silently making up the backdrop.

“According to the previous order, isn’t it the turn of Prince Si next?” Li Huai whispered to Shen Muran next to him.

Shen Muran smiled gracefully and did not answer, but shouted in his heart: Don’t ask me this kind of question! Don’t you see how terrifying Wei Di’s murderous aura is? I’m just a passerby, I don’t want to participate in your complicated bromance relationship!

A smile appeared at the corner of Si Chenyu’s mouth, and he glanced at Li Huai with praise.

Wei Di sneered: “Then we shall see the real winner when the time comes!”

Nie Bufan bit his chopsticks, looked at them strangely, and then asked Wang Shichan, “Wang Fifth, what are they talking about?”

“Oh, they are fighting for the priority to sleep in the chicken coop.” Wang Shichan replied calmly.

“Chicken coop?” Nie Bufan wondered: “Why sleep in the chicken coop instead of a perfectly good bed?”

“They are all people who love chickens.”

Nie Bufan was stunned, and exclaimed: “How really rare. Seeing them all well-dressed and coming from good birth, but they actually have such a loving heart?”

Hearing these words, the others all looked at him with aggrieved eyes.

Nie Bufan said generously: “Don’t fight, if you really like the chicken coop, I will set up a few more beds in it, and everyone can go to sleep together.”

“…..” Everyone had exasperated expressions.

Wang Shichan patted his head, and said earnestly: “The chicken coop is not big enough for so many people to sleep in, they won’t be able to squeeze in.”

“Why can’t they squeeze in?” Nie Bufan patted his chest and said, “With me here, I guarantee that there will be a place to squeeze all of you in.”

Wang Shichan turned his head and coughed slightly.

The others all had strange looks, expressions inexplicably weird.

Zhang Junshi sighed: “Bufan, you should taje it easy.”

“Take it easy? Is there anything wrong with me doing this?” Nie Bufan was puzzled.

“The only thing wrong is that they are going to sleep in the chicken coop with you.” Tiannu finally couldn’t help alerting him.

“With me?” Nie Bufan pointed to himself, “Why?”

“You’ll know after you sleep together.” Li Huai replied with a smirk.

Nie Bufan frowned, looked around at everyone, and then said to Wang Shichan, “Wang Fifth, do these friends of yours have any strange quirks?”

Wang Shichan replied softly: “En, maybe.”

“I don’t want to sleep with them.” Nie Bufan put a leg on Wang Shichan’s lap and harrumphed, “I am very loyal in love, I only sleep with you.”

Hearing this, everyone looked at him with a wooden expression.

Loyal in love? Are you trying to deceive a ghost?

A smile appeared at the corner of Wang Shichan’s mouth, and he picked up a piece of tofu and fed it in the other’s mouth.

Nie Bufan squinted his eyes and ate very fragrantly.

A terrible green light appeared in the eyes of the others.

With a “crack”, Li Yi stood up quickly and left the dining table angrily.

Wei Di also put down his chopsticks and flicked his sleeves as he left.

Si Chenyu chuckled sarcastically a few times, but remained unmoving.

Zhang Junshi, Fan Luo, Li Huai and the others also each had their own thoughts.

Tonight, who was the winner and who was the loser, it was to be determined!

The whole afternoon, Chicken Nest Village seemed very calm and tranquil.

Si Chenyu, Li Huai and the others had already registered the treasures and sent the list to the palace. Si Chenyu represented the royal family, and Emperor Ming also had a share, so he had a chance to look at it first and then make the distribution.

Emperor Ming didn’t know that “Wei Xiaobao” was really Nie Bufan, the village head of Chicken Nest Village, so naturally everyone would not tell him the truth, lest they attract a powerful opponent for no reason.

After dinner, Si Chenyu and the others neatly dressed, and in high fighting spirits, they approached Nie Bufan’s house, only to be dumbfounded——a certain someone had disappeared.

After searching for a long time, they realized that Wang Shichan, who appeared seemingly graceful and generous, had secretly taken the person away.

“Look for him!” Wei Di waved his hand, gritted his teeth and said, “Whoever finds him first gets to have him!”

Just when everyone was in a state of irritability, Wang Shichan had already taken Nie Bufan to the cave where they had once tied the knot on their bromance.

“Why did we come here?” Nie Bufan looked around, and was surprised to find that the cave had changed a lot. Not only was there a table, chairs, and a bed, but it was also deliberately decorated as well.

“I want to enjoy moon watching with you.” Wang Shichan pulled him into his arms and sat on the rug at the entrance of the cave together.

“It’s freezing outside, enjoy what moon watching?” Nie Bufan curled his lips, but he leaned back in the other’s arms and played with the Buddhist beads on his wrist.

“I won’t let you be cold.” Wang Shichan embraced him, placing his jaw lightly on the top of his head, and spoke softly.

“That’s true.” Nie Bufan was wrapped in a fluffy cloak, with only his head exposed, and looked like a snowball.

“It’s boring to just moon watch, shall we tell a story?” Nie Bufan suggested enthusiastically.

“You are the best story.” Wang Shichan lowered his head and rubbed the other’s neck with his lips, while saying softly, “I will be the storyteller…..”

“Haha, it tickles.” Nie Bufan pushed the other’s face away, tucked in his neck, and asked, “What kind of story am I?”

Wang Shichan smiled and enunciated: “A forbidden story.”

Wonderful and wanton, but couldn’t be passed on.

Nie Bufan turned his head, looked at Wang Shichan weirdly, and said, “Those who like to read forbidden stories are not any kind of gentlemen.”

Wang Shichan was noncommittal. He kissed his lips, and proved by practical actions that he was indeed not a gentleman.

“En…..weren’t you going to tell a story?” Nie Bufan was trapped in the cloak, unable to move.

“I’m now preparing to start storytelling.” Wang Shichan pressed him down and slipped his hands into the cloak.

“Don’t, it’s too cold.” His exposed skin couldn’t withstand the night wind.

“Don’t be afraid, I won’t take off your clothes.” Just take off your pants.

“…En, huh?” When did the fingers get in? One and two…..and three!

Nie Bufan’s attention was all attracted by the feeling of his lower half. The flames ignited all over his body from bottom to top.

There was silence all around, and only the whistling cold wind could be heard.

But the two figures lingered in a fiery entangle.

Suddenly, Wang Shichan’s ears twitched, as if he heard something.

But he didn’t stop his movements. He slightly raised his hips, and drove straight in.

“Ngh…..” Nie Bufan grunted, feeling that a hot, hard object replacing fingers and filling his body.

Along with the repeated thrusting, the two gradually fit together, and ambiguous sounds danced with the wind.

“Bufan, you only belong to me.” Wang Shichan whispered hoarsely, increasing his strength a bit, his movements becoming fierce and swift.

“Ah…..lighter…..”

“Heh, it’s so tight and yet you want them all to squeeze in.” Wang Shichan bit his ear, “Be careful of being eaten down to the bones.”

“What…..ah…..” Nie Bufan’s voice came in broken gasps and his speech was out of tune.

Sure came fast! Wang Shichan’s expression became restrained, and he pushed forward hard enough to make Nie Bufan shout loudly.

Thrusting hard a few times, Wang Shichan raised his head and let out a sigh, breathing heavily.

Nie Bufan felt a flow of heat inside, and his internal walls spasmed in response, the pleasure surging upwards.

“Brother Wang, eating alone seems a bit greedy, don’t you think?” A cold voice sounded.

Wang Shichan withdrew, straightened the pants for Nie Bufan and wrapped him in the cloak before turning and facing the new arrival.

“Brother Li, you came here really fast.”

Li Yi snorted coldly, and looked at Nie Bufan, whose head stuck out halfway from behind Wang Shichan, with an angry expression in his eyes. That alluring flushed appearance was really an eye-sore!

“Now, can you give him to me?” He said in an unquestionable tone.

Wang Shichan did not answer, but turned his head to look at Nie Bufan and asked, “Do you like him?”

Nie Bufan tilted his head and replied in puzzlement: “He looks like an assassin, but he isn’t hateful.”

Li Yi’s expression lightened. He remembered that when they first met, this guy took him for an assassin.

“Then are you willing to make love with him?” Wang Shichan asked again.

Not waiting for Nie Bufan’s answer, Li Yi already shouted lowly: “You know he doesn’t remember anything, so how can he answer?”

Wang Shichan just looked at Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan looked confused, touched his head, and hesitated: “Why should I make love with him?”

“This can only be answered by doing it.” Wang Shichan replied indifferently.

Nie Bufan thought for a while, and looking at Li Yi’s eyes that seemed to contain a thousand words, his heart moved slightly.

“Did I know you before?” Nie Bufan speculated, touching his chin, “Did I forget something important?”

“That’s right!” Li Yi replied, “Although you have forgotten now, I will never allow you to abandon me after provoking me.”

“Abandon you after provoking you?” Nie Bufan asked incredulously, “We have that kind of relationship?”

“Yes.” Li Yi said in a heavy tone, “So, you must be responsible for me.”

Nie Bufan looked at Wang Shichan and asked carefully: “Wang Fifth, did I cheat on you?”

Wang Shichan nodded.

Nie Bufan exclaimed in surprise: “No way? Even if I want to cheat, I would find a gentle and considerate peerless beauty? Why would I find an ice lump?”

Li Yi’s entire face went completely black.

Wang Shichan said calmly: “It’s no surprise, your taste has always been peculiar.”

“That’s true.” Nie Bufan said frankly, “You are the best expression of my taste.”

“…..”

“Alright, his time is now mine.” Li Yi jumped over to the two of them and pulled Nie Bufan into his arms.

“Ah, no!” Nie Bufan grabbed Wang Shichan’s cloak tightly and shouted, “Wang Fifth, save me!”

Wang Shichan sighed and said in a melancholy tone: “Bufan, I can’t save you.”

“What? You are just going to watch me being dragged away by another man like this?” Nie Bufan stared at Wang Shichan with the eyes of one looking at a heartless lover.

Wang Shichan took out the Buddhist beads and whispered: “I will pray for you.”

“No——” Nie Bufan let out a shrill cry.

With a tearing sound, the cloak was torn into two pieces.

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Nie Bufan finally failed to withstand being dragged away by the evil forces and was carried away by Li Yi.

Wang Shichan watched them disappear into the night, folded his hands together, and said with compassion: “Amitabha Buddha.”

AN: Village Head Nie’s super resilience is also a prerequisite for being an invincible shou, at least the chrysanthemum can quickly recover anew once again…..

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“Divine doctor, how is his condition?” Si Chenyu asked outside the door.

The divine doctor rubbed his beard and replied: “This is the first time this old man has seen an illness like his, and the root of the illness should be in his head.”

“Then your meaning?”

“Still have to carry out a craniotomy.”

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Si Chenyu glanced at him contemptuously.

At this moment, the voices of Zhang Junshi and the others came from behind. Si Chenyu was startled and turned around to enter the room. Nie Bufan was leaning motionlessly on Zhang Junshi’s shoulder and didn’t respond even after several calls from Zhang Junshi. In the end, he let out a sigh, raised his head and smiled wryly at everyone: “He has fallen asleep again.”

Everyone looked at Nie Bufan silently, and the atmosphere was a bit heavy.

“So, like I said, we have to carry out a craniotomy.” At this moment, a discordant voice traveled in.

Everyone cast murderous glances at the source of the voice.

The divine doctor shrugged and calmly said: “This old man has good intentions.”

“Divine doctor, you should go and rest.” Wei Di enunciated word by word. This divine doctor was invited by him, but why didn’t he discover that he was such an unreliable person before?

Everyone was unwilling to take this risk. Although Nie Bufan fell into a coma again, he was in good physical condition. Today, he even talked to them in a state of seemingly awake and not awake. This might be a sign of improvement.

So, the chicken coop had to continue being slept in.

That night, Nie Bufan was sent back to the chicken coop again, and Wang Shichan lit three longevity incense as usual.

But early the next morning, Nie Bufan disappeared again. When everyone found him, they found him squatting under a tree, shaking.

As soon as Wang Shichan approached, he threw himself over as if he had sensed something, hugged him tightly, buried himself in his arms, and said in a muffled voice: “Wang Fifth, where have you all been? Why did I wake up and you all disappeared? Aren’t you all going to take me home?”

“Silly.” Wang Shichan said gently: “You have already come home.”

“Nonsense! My home is Chicken Nest Village, not this icy world.” Nie Bufan retorted, the arms hugging Wang Shichan increased force.

Wang Shichan looked at the other people, their eyes were all distressed and worried, and they didn’t know how long he had been out in the cold wind. Both his face and body seemed to be covered with a layer of frost.

How long would this situation last?

They brought Nie Bufan back to the house. Zhang Junshi had Tu Beng burn hot water for him to soak in a comfortable bath, and then fed him a meal.

Nie Bufan accepted the services of the group of people in a leisurely manner, satisfaction and happiness curving his eyebrows and mouth corners.

This guy was fated to be served by others it seemed!

This time his “sleepwalking” lasted longer than yesterday, at least he accompanied everyone for half the day.

During this period, Tai Bai tried to strengthen his sense of existence by trying to remind Nie Bufan of him, while Fan Luo silently observed everything in Chicken Nest Village. Seeing Zhang Junshi and the others taking care of Nie Bufan, he secretly made a decision——that was to put everything aside and stay with him until they grow old.

He just hoped that he would get better soon.

On the third day, Nie Bufan “sleepwalked” again, this time everyone was prepared, and stopped him before he left the chicken coop.

This time, Nie Bufan opened his eyes and looked at them with a smile.

When everyone was delighted and thought he was really awake this time, who knew that he actually said something that made everyone’s heart tremble: “Who are you all?”

“Bufan, what’s the matter with you?” Li Huai exclaimed.

“Huh? You know my name?” Nie Bufan tilted his head, scanning the crowd in front of him one by one, his eyes full of curiosity.

Everyone’s expression looked dim and they looked at him worriedly.

Did he forget everyone?

“I am Li Huai, and this is my brother Li Yi.” Li Huai introduced him to the people around in turn.

Nie Bufan listened attentively, and finally smiled brightly at them, “Welcome to Chicken Nest Village, do you want to stay here temporarily? Then 50 coins per person per day, the price is fair, and it deceives neither the young or old.”

Wtf, when he moved in, he was clearly charged for a hundred coins! This thought flashed in Si Chenyu’s head.

Then, after a lot of hard work of explaining, everyone still failed to convince Nie Bufan of their extraordinary bromantic relationship. He even thought they were trying to make a relationship out of thin air so as to save a few coins in accommodation fees.

“Looking at all of you so well-dressed, why do you still want to gang up and trick me into lowering the price?” Nie Bufan cast a contemptuous look at them.

Everyone was speechless, and temporarily gave up using words to persuade him, and obediently handed over the money.

Nie Bufan received the money and was satisfied. He waved his hand to let them choose a place to live, and then walked towards his house while counting the copper coins.

Everyone looked at each other, at a complete loss. The divine doctor watched happily from the side.

Li Huai stomped his feet and said in anger: “I don’t believe that he really forgot us all!”

Saying this, he rushed into Nie Bufan’s house.

Not long after, an exclamation sounded in the room, and everyone hurried to follow inside, only to see Nie Bufan lying half of his body on the bed, surrounded by scattered copper coins——he had fallen into a coma again.

“Ai, what should we do!” Zhang Junshi helped Nie Bufan onto the bed, his tone full of melancholy.

“I am also a person who has traveled all over, but I have never encountered such a situation.” Wei Di frowned deeply, his face solemn.

“It seems that someone must accompany him to sleep every night in order to prevent him from sleepwalking again, or forget everything.” Li Yi said solemnly.

Everyone agreed without objection.

When night arrived, the several people arranged the order of sleeping with each other in a harmonious way. The first one to accompany him in bed was Zhang Junshi, who met Nie Bufan first.

Before entering the chicken coop, Li Yi placed his hands on his shoulders and said seriously: “Hold on to yourself, don’t go into heat in this kind of situation.”

Zhang Junshi gave him a rare eyeroll, and then walked into the chicken coop.

The chickens didn’t stop Zhang Junshi, they just clucked lazily a few times as a greeting.

Zhang Junshi came to the bed in the middle of the chicken coop, took off his outer robe, got in under the quilt, and hugged Nie Bufan into his arms.

It was the middle of the night, and Zhang Junshi was in a half awake half dreaming state, when suddenly he felt something squirming in his arms.

He opened his eyes and saw that Nie Bufan had climbed onto him like a koala, nudging and rubbing against him constantly that all kinds of reactions instantly sprung out.

Zhang Junshi froze and secretly smiled bitterly. After waiting for a while, Nie Bufan still didn’t stop, and even started to move in more different ways. The clothes on his body were almost torn into cloth strips by the other.

As a last resort, he whispered: “Bufan, are you awake?”

Nie Bufan hummed a few times, and continued to move like he was having an epileptic fit, one leg rubbing up against his lower half and causing the fire to boil high.

“Don’t move.” Zhang Junshi said lowly, and imprisoned him with both arms and legs.

Nie Bufan couldn’t move his body, so he rubbed his face against Zhang Junshi’s neck.

Zhang Junshi could clearly feel his gradually rising body temperature and rapid breathing, as if he had gone into heat.

“This really…..tests one’s endurance.” Zhang Junshi nearly couldn’t bear it anymore, and kept reminding himself to hold back!

However, he obviously overestimated his control. The scorching breaths blowing against his neck and chest was too alluring, burning his blood like it had been lit aflame.

Zhang Junshi cursed, and while holding on to the back of Nie Bufan’s head, he bowed his own and kissed him.

This kiss was like a long drought suddenly relieved by nectar, causing one to not want to stop at all.

Zhang Junshi sighed, whispering Bufan’s name while gently stroking him.

Nie Bufan seemed to be comforted, and gradually calmed down. At the critical moment when Zhang Junshi finally decided to occupy the territory, he became completely unresponsive.

Zhang Junshi vigorously and energetically, cried tears of bitterness…..

At dawn, a certain Zhang walked out of the chicken coop haggardly with a pair of impressive panda eyes.

Li Huai exclaimed: “Brother Zhang, why do you seem to have your essence sucked away by a demon spirit?”

Zhang Junshi stared at him and said in as calm a tone as possible: “He didn’t sleepwalk, but he didn’t wake up either.”

Li Yi checked Nie Bufan’s situation and was relieved that he had not been inhumanely violated.

It was his turn to sleep with him tonight, and he hoped for a miracle to happen.

That night, Li Yi ate and drank fully, and lifted Nie Bufan into the chicken coop where they lay down together.

Same as yesterday, Nie Bufan went into heat in the middle of the night. Li Yi’s resistance to Nie Bufan was worse than Zhang Junshi’s. After several attempts, he finally turned into a beast. Kissing, stroking, rolling around…..Just as he was raring to go, Nie Bufan fell asleep again and didn’t respond no matter how Li Yi nudged him.

Li Yi finally knew why Zhang Junshi woke up in the morning so haggardly…..

On the third night, it was Wang Shichan’s turn, and Li Yi reminded: “Bufan will move around in the middle of the night, so take it easy.”

Wang Shichan didn’t take it to heart. When a certain someone went into heat once again in the middle of the night, his expression was calm and he did not dodge, instead he naturally cooperated with Nie Bufan’s movements and began to entangle with him.

The movements of the two were not very big, but they pressed closely together with skin rubbing skin.

Without realizing it, most of his clothes had been nudged off and Nie Bufan’s legs wrapped around Wang Shichan’s waist while the latter lifted him up and pushed in.

Nie Bufan moaned lowly and let Wang Shichan move as he liked.

In the quiet chicken coop, the charming springtime colors gradually began to permeate the place.

The two spent most of the night entangled. At the moment of climax, Nie Bufan actually opened his eyes. His eyes were misted over, and in the darkness flowed with a moving brilliance.

“Bufan.” Wang Shichan whispered hoarsely.

“Wang…..Fifth.” Nie Bufan sniffed around his neck, his mouth curling up.

“Are you awake?” Wang Shichan paused, still buried in his body, and watched him quietly.

“If you do this, can I still stay asleep?” Nie Bufan pouted, “My waist is sore.”

“I haven’t moved harder yet.” Wang Shichan said seriously.

“I know.” Nie Bufan moved his legs with difficulty and sighed, “I’m sore from being pressed down by your weight. Recently, did you grow some fat and get heavier?”

It’s you who got skinnier! Wang Shichan lowered his head and rubbed his face against the other’s, and said softly, “I hope you really wake up.”

Nie Bufan looked puzzled.

Early in the morning, Li Yi and the others waited outside the chicken coop early.

After waiting for a long time, Wang Shichan walked out of the chicken coop, a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Li Yi was about to ask, but was surprised to find that Nie Bufan walked out behind him vigorously and full of energy.

“You…..” His voice trembled, “You’re awake?”

There was surprised delight on everyone’s faces.

Nie Bufan looked at them with a smile, and replied: “Yes, I woke up. I didn’t expect so many people to greet me early in the morning, I’m really sorry.”

“You guy, you finally woke up!” Li Huai said in a bad mood, “You won’t fall asleep again, right?”

“I will definitely be sleeping.” Nie Bufan looked at them inexplicably, seemingly confused.

After a while, he suddenly said to Wang Shichan: “Wang Fifth, are they all your friends?”

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“!!!”

As soon as he said this, everyone was struck by lightning, staring at him in astonishment.

AN: Everyone should be able to guess, Nie Bufan forgot everyone, and needs to remember everyone again through some lovemaking…..It is likely that Zhang Third and Li Fourth will regret very much in holding back. Who told them to be gentlemen! Who told them to resist it! Hahaha.

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 099 Half Dreaming Half Awake

That night, under the crowd of watching chickens, Zhang Junshi and the others had Tu Beng clean up the chicken coop first, and then set aside an open space in the forefront to be covered with thick straw and then lined with quilts. When the bed was arranged very warmly and spaciously they then put Nie Bufan on the new bed and covered him with a quilt.

Finally, Wang Fifth placed an incense table beside his bed and lit three incense sticks.

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Seeing other people looking at him with weird expressions, Wang Fifth calmly said: “This is longevity incense.”

“…..”

Everything was properly arranged, and the sky had also dimmed. The several people discussed taking turns to watch over night, but they were unceremoniously driven out of the sweet chicken boudoir by the chickens before they could even start.

Everyone had a deep understanding of the fighting power of the chickens, so they did not insist, but it was estimated that no one would be able to sleep well tonight, all too anxiously waiting for a miracle to appear.

Nie Bufan was left in the chicken coop full of peculiar scents, enjoying the exclusive use of the emperor-class chicken coop bed, surrounded by a circle of glowing beady chicken eyes, and accompanied by the smoke of longevity incense. The atmosphere was particularly mysterious indeed.

His consciousness was still clear, and Nie Bufan was depressed. He secretly pondered over how to settle accounts with those guys in the future.

Don’t know how much time had passed, the glowing beady eyes closed one after another in the darkness, and the chickens nestled beside Nie Bufan’s bed, as if slowly falling asleep. Moonlight came in through the window and scattered over the single person and many chickens, causing them to faintly gleam with pale blue light.

Nie Bufan felt his body warm up inexplicably, the kind of warmth from the inside out, as if every cell in his body was reviving.

Soon, he had a strange dream. In the dream, many people gave him a gift. The gifts were all shining. He couldn’t see what was inside, but every time he received one, he felt extra comfortable.

He didn’t know any of these gift-giving people, but he felt that they were very familiar and kind. The dream gradually blurred. Before disappearing completely, he seemed to see a few chicken feathers floating in the sky…..

The next morning, everyone rushed to the chicken coop to check Nie Bufan’s situation. They opened the door and saw that the big bed right in the front was covered with piles of chickens, completely burying the person on the bed.

Everyone was shocked, and rushed forward in a few steps. But before they drove them away, the flock of chickens had already parted, revealing the empty big bed below.

“Where is he?” Li Huai was shocked.

The several people looked around, their expressions nervous.

“Could it be that he really awakened?” Zhang Junshi asked with some hope.

Si Chenyu touched his chin, looked at the chickens around him, and guessed hesitantly: “Or, has he become a chicken?”

The others looked at him.

Si Chenyu shrugged and waved his hand: “It’s not impossible.”

The atmosphere instantly became depressed. Everyone imagined what Nie Bufan would be like as a chicken. Just what kind of seductive divine chicken would that be?

“I’ll look around.” Wei Di left the chicken coop with a flick of his sleeve. Continuing to fool around with this group of people, he worried that his IQ would degenerate to that of a toddler.

“Let’s go too.” Li Yi was in high spirits, he felt that Nie Bufan really woke up!

“Wait.” Zhang Junshi looked around, picking out Lady Flower in the flock of chickens with sharp eyes, and asked, “Lady Flower, where is your master? Take us to find him.”

Lady Flower turned its head to the side, and rubbed a claw against Langya beside it.

Langya huffed, lying motionless on the ground.

“Be good, later I will prepare something delicious for you.” Zhang Junshi began to make an enticing lure.

Lady Flower and Langya glanced at him contemptuously, and continued to remain silent.

Li Yi came over, picked up Lady Flower, and threatened: “Speak, where is he?”

Lady Flower flapped its wings, and Langya jumped up and pecked on the back of his hand angrily.

Li Yi let go of the chicken, and his tone softened: “We are very worried about him, so don’t keep him hidden.”

Lady Flower and Langya clucked a few times, as if they were answering something, but it was a pity that everyone could not understand the chicken language.

At this time, a sharp voice sounded above their heads: “The village head is sleepwalking.”

The several people looked up and saw Hero standing on the beam.

“Sleepwalking?” Zhang Junshi asked hurriedly, “Where is he sleepwalking?”

While tidying up its feathers, Hero casually replied, “He was on the other side of the mountain before, but don’t know if he is still there now.”

“Hurry and take us there!” Li Huai said eagerly.

Hero turned around and huffed: “Go by yourself, I’m busy.”

With that said, it flapped its wings and flew out.

Everyone looked at each other, and no longer delayed. They ran towards the back of the mountain together.

Wang Shichan’s speed was the fastest, and as soon as he left the village, he saw a familiar figure at a glance. The figure had his eyes closed tightly, was dressed in thin clothes, and walked slowly toward this side in the cold wind.

Wang Shichan’s heart heated up, and he quickly ran to him, grabbed him into his arms, and warmed the other’s cold body.

Nie Bufan leaned on his shoulder, rubbed it lightly, and said dreamily, “Wang Fifth, are you here to pick me up?”

“Yes, I’m here to pick you up.” Wang Shichan sighed, and his joy was mixed with inexplicable forlorn.

Nie Bufan still had his eyes closed, but the corners of his mouth curled up in a charming arc, and he said cheerfully: “Great! Let’s go back to the village together!”

“En, let’s go back to the village.” Wang Shichan picked him up, only to notice that his eyes had not been opened the whole time, and he couldn’t help but tentatively ask, “Bufan, are you…..awake?”

“Of course I am awake.” Nie Bufan wrapped his arms around the other’s neck, pursed his lips and said, “How can I talk to you if I am not awake?”

Wang Shichan was silent for a while, and then said, “Then what are you doing coming out alone?”

“Of course it’s to go back to Chicken Nest Village.” Nie Bufan replied.

Wang Shichan’s heart sank and he continued to ask: “Where do you think you are now?”

“Didn’t I just escape uncle Leader Wei’s house?” Nie Bufan smiled, “I was going to meet up with you guys. I didn’t expect to meet you on the road.”

“…..” Now Wang Shichan was sure that he really had a problem.

Nie Bufan wrapped around his waist and said coquettishly: “Let’s go back to the village.”

Wang Shichan stared at his closed eyes, tried to suppress the emotions surging in his heart, and said, “Bufan, open your eyes and take a look.”

Nie Bufan’s eyelids moved, but they did not open. He just turned his face to Wang Shichan and smiled: “What do you want me to look at? Your face? Don’t worry, your face is shining with Buddha’s light even at night. It’s all kinds of bright and I can see it very clearly.”

“…..” Wang Shichan fell silent again.

At this time, the others also rushed over.

Nie Bufan shook his legs and greeted happily, “You are all here.”

“You finally woke up!” Zhang Junshi excitedly took his hand.

“You actually know to wake up!” Li Huai looked angry.

Li Yi and the others all had surprised delight on their faces, but Si Chenyu noticed that Wang Shichan’s expression was a little strange.

“What’s the matter?” He asked.

Wang Shichan replied faintly: “Let’s go back first.”

Back in the house, Nie Bufan was wrapped up in a ball and placed on the bed.

The crowd of people either stood or sat around him.

After a moment of silence, Wang Shichan said: “He hasn’t fully woken up yet.”

“What do you mean not fully woken up?” Nie Bufan and Li Huai asked at the same time.

Everyone looked at a certain someone sitting with his eyes closed, and their brows gradually furrowed.

“Bufan, why are you always keeping your eyes closed?” Li Huai asked.

Nie Bufan moved his eyelids and said with dissatisfaction: “Which one of your eyes sees me closing my eyes, my eyes are clearly wide open?”

Li Huai was speechless.

The others also had weird expressions.

Si Chenyu pondered for a while, then said: “Then what do you see now?”

Nie Bufan raised his hand and pointed out one by one: “Brother Shi, Zhang Third, Li Fourth, Wang Fifth, Huai Huai, Leader, Nineteen, brother Shen.”

Everyone was surprised to find that even with his eyes closed, he could accurately pinpoint their positions.

But when referring to Fan Luo and the Tai uncle and nephew pair, he was a bit puzzled: “Strange, who are they?”

Fan Luo’s face was sullen, while the Tai uncle and nephew pair widened their eyes.

Tai Bai said: “Bufan, how can you forget who I am?”

Nie Bufan tilted his head and said after thinking for a moment: “You feel a bit familiar, but I can’t remember where I have seen you before.”

Everyone looked at each other, with some confusion in their eyes.

Si Chenyu asked again: “Do you know what happened to you?”

“Speaking of this,” Nie Bufan pointed at Wei Di and said indignantly, “It’s all because of you taking me out and not letting me go back to the village.”

Then he proudly said: “Fortunately, I was clever and managed to escape.”

Wei Di said solemnly: “What about after you escaped?”

“When I escaped, I met Wang Fifth!” Nie Bufan harrumphed, “This time it won’t be so easy to kidnap me. I have to settle the account of burning the village with you!”

Wei Di stopped talking.

Tai Bai pointed to himself, and was speechless for a long while with his mouth open. Clearly it was he who rescued him from Dongsheng Shangfu, so why was he so ruthlessly obliterated from memory?

He seemed to only have a small part of the memory after being kidnapped out of Chicken Nest Village by Wei Di, and it was a selective memory.

Fan Luo’s expression was melancholic, and his heart was also very sorrowful and depressed. He was also a member of the forgotten.

“He…..is he awake or not?” Li Huai asked hesitantly.

No one could answer this question.

Finally Li Yi said: “Let’s call the divine doctor over to have a look.”

When Li Huai was about to go out, Nie Bufan hurriedly shouted: “Huai Huai, when you go out, help me get something to eat on the way, I’m almost starving to death, as if I haven’t eaten anything in 7 or 8 days.”

Everyone thought silently: It was not just 7 or 8 days since you have eaten anything…..

Should they tell him the truth? Or shake him hard to see if it could shake him awake? But what if the shaking breaks him?

Just now Hero said he was sleepwalking? Was sleepwalking like this? Not only could one respond sensibly, one could also distinguish things even with eyes closed?

Soon, the food was served, Zhang Junshi picked up the food for Nie Bufan, and then placed the bowl and chopsticks in his hands. Nie Bufan ate calmly under the gaze of everyone, except for occasionally poking food into his nostrils, his actions were almost the same as that of an ordinary person.

After eating, Zhang Junshi helped him clean up, and then they called the divine doctor to come over.

Nie Bufan felt a stranger put his fingers on his wrist, and he asked strangely: “Who is this? He looks so fuzzy.”

Everyone was speechless. What was “looking so fuzzy”?

The corner of the divine doctor’s mouth twitched a few times, and he laughed: “This old man is a doctor.”

“Oh.” Nie Bufan pouted, “I’m not sick.”

“No harm in having a look.” Zhang Junshi comforted.

Nie Bufan ignored the divine doctor who was taking his pulse, and said to everyone, “When shall we return to the village?”

Li Yi stared at him for a moment, then suddenly asked, “Is there any special reason why you are so eager to go back to the village?”

“Because I miss home!” Nie Bufan replied with a smile.

“I’m afraid it’s not the only reason, right?” Li Yi said with a cold face, “Could it be that you want to come back to see us for the last time, and then without even a warning just ‘take your leave from the world’?”

Nie Bufan let out a “hey”, then chuckled: “You don’t even know how to use idioms, what ‘take your leave from the world’? You took your leave but I haven’t yet?”

Clearly it was you who said it yourself! Li Yi hollered in his heart.

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This guy had always had a stubborn mouth, so they likely won’t be able to get the truth on his illness out of his mouth. But it was certain that even in this state, what he was most persistent about in his heart was still to go back to the village, coming back to meet with everyone, and saying goodbye.

The others did not continue to question him, but waited for the diagnosis from the divine doctor.

They really hoped he would be safe and healthy, even if the price was to forget everyone…..

TN: Some important announcements

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 098 Smell The Fragrance To Know Bromance

Nie Bufan didn’t know what his current situation was, his consciousness was clear, but he couldn’t wake up. From time to time, memories from a long time ago would appear in his mind, as if his mind was deliberately letting him experience it again but as a bystander.

But he couldn’t always live in his memories, right? If he just died like this, there would be no regrets…..Uh, well, frankly, he was actually quite reluctant to leave.

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This was probably the reason for his half-alive, half-dead state? Because he was dawdling around and refusing to leave.

Hehe, sorry God, if you give me this chance to dawdle, I will definitely take it with a smile. Nie Bufan thought to himself.

Every day, all he could do was lay there like a corpse, bored out of his mind. The only pleasure was to wait for the people in Chicken Nest Village to visit him. They would talk at his bedside, occasionally touch, kiss, and use the opportunity to help clean up to cop a feel.

Nie Bufan sometimes felt like a priest, listening to the confessions of lost lambs every day, sharing their inner secrets, sorrows and joys. It was a pity that he couldn’t open his mouth to give them psychological counseling and soothe their traumatized hearts.

But he was not without gain, at least he had learned to distinguish his bromantic brothers by their scent.

For example, Zhang Third, he always had the smell of copper plates, occasionally mixed with the fragrance of various vegetables, and it was easy to drool if he smelled his scent too much.

Li Fourth, his scent was as cold as iron, but it was actually as hot as a branding iron to the touch. It must be comfortable to hold him in winter, only the sensation was a bit hard.

The best person to hold was Wang Fifth, who had the scent of Buddha’s incense, and was suitable for hot and cold weather. Even if he didn’t speak, one could still feel at ease. He wondered why he had mistaken him for Li Fourth in the first place? Making such a mistake forcibly caused a great buddhist monk in training to break his vows. Hehe, actually, it was not bad for it to be broken. Wasn’t there a saying that so long as there was Buddha in the heart, meat and wine could pass through the intestines, let alone breaking the precept against lust? The Buddha would definitely be understanding.

And then there was Leader Wei, this guy had a strong sense of existence, from head to toe he gave off a domineering kingly aura, especially his eyes which were as sharp as a sword. Every time he came, he didn’t say anything and just knew to use those eyes to glare at him. Maybe he was practicing some long-lost eye martial arts?

The most noisy of these people was probably Huai Huai. He could hear his arrogant footsteps even before the other entered the house. After walking in, he would be even more voluble, his words unforgiving and like a torrent. But he smelled like sunflowers that boomed arrogantly, the smell making people feel the urge to fiddle and tease him.

As for brother Shi, there were only four words: overwhelming and compelling extravagance. The scent on his body was only that of precious spices and perfumes. Of course, after the baptism in Chicken Nest Village, this choking fragrance had now faded a lot, replaced by a jade-like icy water vapor. He appeared dignified on the outside, but facing him alone he would show a rare warmth. The premise was that he didn’t know that even if he was in a coma, he was actually quite conscious of his surroundings.

Towards the Teacher of the State, Nie Bufan felt very complicated. It was like seeing a gorgeous peony and just as he was thinking about ravaging it, he discovered that it was actually a fresh snow lotus in peony skin. On the surface, he looked wickedly charming and alluring but his true nature was pure and flawless. This made him tremble as he picked the flower, for fear of destroying the last elderly virgin boy in the world. Alas, seeing as he had already picked this flower, he could just take it as accumulating virtue (gongs) for himself.

By the way, there was also Tai Bai, this guy was the best to identify, his scent was that of algae that made people feel like being in the sea. Although Tai Yan had no similarities with him in temperament, their smell was very similar. Nie Bufan was finally willing to admit that they were indeed relatives only when he closed his eyes.

In addition, there were Tiannu and Shen Muran. He knew from the narratives of the other people that they seem to have established a romantic relationship. This was the only normal couple in Chicken Nest Village, what gratifying and congratulatory news. And they had also not forgotten him, their “matchmaker”. When he wakes up, he must give them a big gift.

After distinguishing the people, he began to distinguish chickens by smell. But this decision made him regret it as the smell of chickens…..he won’t bother describing it. What was even more frightening was that the chickens that came to see him came in batch after batch every day, and used their claws and wings to express their deep concern. If things went on like this for long, he suspected that he was very likely to become a body of artwork, and one that was of impressionist style. Hence, he must be grateful to Tu Beng. If the other hadn’t swept the floors every day, he would probably be buried in flying chicken feathers and shiny chicken feces.

On the tenth day of his coma, a stranger came to Chicken Nest Village, the divine doctor Wei Di invited.

Don’t know if it was an illusion or not, Nie Bufan felt like the other was drunk, slowly swaying as he walked.

He came to the bed, rolled up Nie Bufan’s eyelids, examined his complexion, and then asked about his condition before finally taking his pulse.

The room was silent, and everyone felt nervous. They were all waiting for the result with bated breath.

But for a moment, the divine doctor seemed to have discovered something.

Li Huai was the first to be unable to contain himself and asked: “Divine Doctor, how is his condition?”

“Huh?” The divine doctor said in a dazed tone, “What did you just say?”

“I’m asking how his condition is?” Li Huai repeated it patiently.

“Oh.” The divine doctor said lightly, “He is a living dead person, it’s hopeless.”

“Hopeless? Then what’s up with your expression just now? Are you excited to see others dying?” Li Huai was furious.

“Was I excited?” The divine doctor replied innocently.

“You were!”

Nie Bufan thought to himself, was this divine doctor reliable or not? Didn’t he feel the cold air coming out of everyone?

“It’s like this.” The divine doctor said calmly, “This is the first time this old man has encountered such a ‘healthy’ living dead person, so it is inevitable to be a little surprised.”

“A ‘healthy’ living dead person?” Tai Bai asked in confusion, “What do you mean by this?”

The divine doctor explained: “He is in good physical condition, even healthier than the average person. But the pulse condition is strange, showing signs of premature death. This old man suspects that the root of the illness is in his brain.”

“In the brain?” Everyone said in unison, their expressions a little ugly.

The divine doctor nodded and continued: “Exactly. The diseases in the brain are the most difficult to treat. If you can’t find the specific location of the illness, any treatment is useless.”

“Then what should we do?” Zhang Junshi asked worriedly.

The divine doctor revealed an expression of excitement that could not be suppressed anymore, and proposed: “If you agree, this old man will come and perform a craniotomy for him.”

“Craniotomy?” Li Yi immediately vetoed, “Absolutely not! Can a person survive if the skull is cut open?”

“How ignorant.” The divine doctor said with contempt, “Just opening a person’s skull will not kill you, it is just like an ordinary outside injury. As long as there is no internal damage, the wound will slowly heal.”

“How can you guarantee that it will not damage his head?” Li Yi’s eyes were cold, and he expressed deep doubts about the medical skills of this divine doctor.

Zhang Junshi and the others also disagreed with craniotomy.

The divine doctor shrugged and said indifferently: “Since you disagree, this old man won’t force it, but if he dies, don’t regret it.”

Everyone was hesitant.

The divine doctor squinted at them and smiled without saying a word.

Nie Bufan yelled in his heart: Comrades, hold on to your stance! No craniotomy!

“We’ll think about it.” Wang Fifth said.

The divine doctor nodded and said lightly: “Try to make up your mind as quickly as possible, otherwise this old man can’t guarantee how long he can hold on.”

Nonsense! He was clearly energetic and vigorous, but was temporarily in a recessive state. Nie Bufan’s emotions became stirred up, and all kinds of mini versions of himself were going crazy in his mind.

The divine doctor seemed to perceive something, and the hand taking his pulse squeezed on his wrist a few times in a wretched manner.

“I hope you can give us a description of the specific process of craniotomy.” Wang Fifth continued, “The risk of craniotomy is too high. It has never been heard of in the past. We must ensure that it is foolproof.”

“Haha.” The divine doctor chuckled, “Is there any cure in this world that is foolproof?”

“For him, it must be foolproof!” Wang Fifth’s tone allowed no room for doubt.

The divine doctor fell silent.

Nie Bufan gave Wang Fifth a thumbs up in his heart.

After a while, the divine doctor stood up and said, “Fine, this old man will be fully prepared. You can think about it during these two days.”

After speaking, he walked out leisurely.

“Is there really no other way?” Zhang Junshi took Nie Bufan’s hand and said worriedly.

The rest of the people did not speak, and the atmosphere was a little depressing.

“Bufan, can’t you wake up by yourself?” Zhang Junshi said helplessly, “Usually you can toss around so much, how come you aren’t up to it at the critical moment?”

You aren’t up to it, I am up to it very well! Nie Bufan retorted indignantly.

“This guy is originally strong in appearance but weak in reality.” Li Yi said poisonously.

Oh, very good, Li Fourth, this village head shall remember this!

“Brother, I think we should just throw him into the chicken coop, maybe he will be fully healed without any treatment the next day.” Li Huai interrupted, “I always believed he was a chicken demon spirit.”

Chicken demon spirit? Is he such a low-grade breed? At least he should be a chicken god! And what the hell kind of suggestion is that? Who would be stupid enough to do such a thing?

Unexpectedly, no one in the room refuted it. They wouldn’t really be thinking of carrying this out? Hey, come back to your senses, don’t lower your IQ like this, okay?

“Perhaps, we can really try.” Zhang Junshi hesitated.

“…..” Nie Bufan was speechless, he really could only be speechless.

Seeing support from someone, Li Huai continued to convince the rest: “There is nothing to lose anyway, and the worst result is to maintain the status quo.”

“What do you think?” Li Yi looked at Wang Shichan.

Wang Shichan pondered for a while, then nodded: “Okay, let’s try it.”

Hey, hey! Nie Bufan was going crazy, all kinds of crazy, and his muscles all over even tightened up.

“Look, he has a reaction!” Tai Bai pointed out with sharp eyes.

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The Teacher of the State moved closer to check for a while and calmly said: “Initially, I thought your proposal was a bit absurd, but now it seems that it really has some effect.”

“It’s the first time in so many days that he has such an obvious reaction.” Li Huai said in surprise, “Don’t hesitate anymore, let’s try it today!”

Everyone agreed.

Nie Bufan thumped his chest in his heart: Are you all still human? Are you?

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 097 Old Father & Bufan

In a drowsy state, Nie Bufan felt as if he was surrounded in warm liquid, with silhouettes passing around him from time to time. Several scientific researchers in white coats were standing in front of an instrument and discussing something. Their expressions were both excited and expectant and also a hint of apprehension.

Ah, could it be that he didn’t die and returned to the base?

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Nie Bufan “opened his eyes”, but couldn’t see his body. He could only see some familiar scenes flashing by in front of him. These were the memory fragments buried deep in his heart.

Memory? Yes.

Before transmigrating over, his most painful and happiest memories all occurred in this base. He was the only genetically enhanced person among the 343 experimental subjects on the base to survive, and he was also a multiplier who specialized in providing organs and tissues.

So long as his brain was intact, every part of his body could regenerate. The meaning of his existence was to provide corresponding organs and tissues for various unknown patients——skin, blood, bones, heart, liver, kidney, cornea, bone marrow and all other transplantable organs and tissues.

He was called “MIRACLE” because his organ and blood type could be said to be a truly universal type, which hardly repelled the patient’s body and could even reach the best condition.

The cutting and separation operation again and again became the whole of his life. After each operation, the regeneration process was like a thousand ants biting the bones, so unbearably painful.

His physique was special and could slowly dissolve the medicinal properties of various drugs, including anesthetics. This meant that most of the time he must complete the operation in a semi-conscious state, and he could only recover on his own after the operation.

Several times, he was on the verge of death, and it was not until the researchers gradually mastered his recovery speed and endurance limit that the supply model was perfected.

Before the age of twelve, he felt that he was living in hell. Every part of his body did not belong to him. He only lived for others. Therefore, he had been waiting for the day of death, waiting calmly.

It wasn’t until the appearance of an old man that his gray life finally had color.

He still remembered the first sentence that the old man said to him: “From today, you are my son. I have submitted an application to my superiors to formally name you “Bufan”, with the same surname as mine, “Nie”.”

“Nie…..Bu…..Fan?”

“Yes, my son, Nie Bufan.”

As a result, he had his own name instead of just a cold code name.

During the period of recovery from each operation, his old father would take him to go fishing, swimming, barbecue, occasionally playing video games together, watching all kinds of weird animations and movies, eating junk food, and laughing without any care of self-image.

His old father said: “Bufan, half of your life has been dedicated to others, so the rest of the time should be used to enjoy life, and live freely and happily without wasting any time.”

Nie Bufan smiled brightly.

Since then, the MIRACLE who was like a machine ceased to exist, replaced instead by the playful Nie Bufan.

He became a prankster in the base, and he became a joy to everyone. When he smiled, others would smile back involuntarily. Kindness and happiness were contagious things, and the base was full of vitality because of his changes.

He realized that when he wanted freedom, freedom was by his side; when he wanted happiness, happiness was in the palm of his hand.

He used what he had in exchange for a heart that enjoyed life without scruples.

Until he was 20 years old, when a major operation involving both heart and kidney transplantation caused his regeneration to go out of balance and he almost died.

While he was lying weakly on the bed to recuperate, his old father mysteriously said to him: “Bufan, I want to tell you some good news, in order to recognize your contributions and merits, the base decided to let you retire at the age of 50. At that time you will have a legal identity, a beautiful villa and a lot of money to spend. Then you can go wherever you want!”

Nie Bufan doubted: “Really? Are they so generous? Aren’t they fooling you?”

“What fooling me? Do they dare?” His old father blew his beard and glared, “I can tell you, when you retire, I will be an 80 year old man, and you must support me in my retirement.”

“I won’t.” Nie Bufan looked away, “I’m going to travel the world with the money. It’s too much trouble to support you.”

Old father immediately jumped angrily.

Though he said that, Nie Bufan’s face was full of expectation and joy, and his mind sketched the picture of living with his old father in the future.

But his old father didn’t know, he actually knew that what he just said was just a white lie.

The continuous transplantation operations had put a huge load on his brain. If the average person had a lifespan of 90 years, he could only live for 30 years. To be more precise, he was likely to not live past 26 years old.

But despite this, he had no regrets.

He felt that he could walk peacefully to the end of his life. Perhaps, before he died, he could still make a joke with his old father and the rest, cause them some trouble, and let them see him off in pain and joy.

Haha, thinking about it, he felt that it was not bad at all!

However, God seemed to have other plans.

When he was 24 years old, the base needed to be moved to another area at the request of the superiors.

He and a total of one hundred and fifty people boarded the same ship that day.

Only three hours after the ship sailed out, they encountered a tornado. This situation was completely unexpected. The ship was full of national-level scientific research personnel that required strict inspections before being allowed to go out. And the changes in the weather were the most important thing to be paid attention to, and there must definitely not be any mistakes allowed to be made on this.

The tornado came very quickly and strangely, as if it had suddenly formed out of thin air. Many people were drawn into the sea before they could react. Nie Bufan, who was enjoying the sea view, was the first to bear the brunt.

Nie Bufan, who fell into the sea, stretched out his hand in the direction of the ship, and his first thought was: Fortunately, his old father strained his back and could only lay in the cabin.

The sea water flooded his nose and mouth, making him uncomfortable.

It was unexpected he would die in this way, and he had thought he would have the last laugh?

Although it had only been a short span of 26 years, he also hoped to spend it completely and without discounts. It was a pity that God was so unkind, actually bringing him such a turning point!

Alas, old father, goodbye! Nie Bufan gradually fell into darkness.

If there was an afterlife, would you be my father again…..

Nie Bufan smiled in his consciousness, life was always full of surprises.

He did not die but transmigrated, and he also met an old man who looked very much like his old father and then inherited his small mountain village.

Then, the omnipotent chickens came.

Following them were Zhang Third, Li Fourth, Wang Fifth, Brother Shi, Huai Huai, Tiannu, Shen Muran, and Leader Wei.

Later, he also met many people, such as Tai Bai, Teacher of the State, Emperor Ming and so on.

Haha, he was really happy!

Ah, don’t know if he was dead or not? What are they doing now? Are they preparing to hold a funeral for him? Still scolding him?

En, it was more likely they were scolding him. Who told him to die unexplainably?

He should have left a last word, that would say: A Nie Bufan died, but there are thousands of Nie Bufan’s chickens!

Therefore, it will not be lonely.

“Nie Bufan!” Li Yi hollered in the inn.

He grabbed the sleepy Nie Bufan up by his collar, his face full of anger: “You better wake up now!”

On the first day, Nie Bufan did not wake up.

The next day, he hadn’t woken up either.

On the third day, he still did not wake up.

It wasn’t until the fourth day that everyone no longer had any hope and finally came to terms that a certain someone would just sleep on like this without any warning at all!

Everyone couldn’t believe this fact! He was obviously fine a few days ago. His expression was as usual, and except for saying a few inexplicable nonsense, there was no other abnormality.

He said that he wanted to be “immortalized” in Chicken Nest Village…..

He said that he was going to “take his leave from this world”…..

Who would believe this kind of nonsense! In the hearts of everyone, this guy would probably wait until he was so old that he couldn’t breathe before he would die in a reluctant and dawdling manner.

At that time, people like them would have likely already turned into ashes and become one with the soil. There was only the possibility of him burying them instead of the other way around.

But what was the situation now?

Fan Luo said suddenly: “When he was in the palace, the imperial doctor had seen him and said that his pulse was a sign of premature death, but looking at his vigorous energy, we thought it was just because of his special physique and didn’t think deeply.”

Tai Bai also shouted out loud: “I remember, Bufan and I went to see a doctor when we first entered Yan Shun City. The doctor also said that he will die soon, but when I wanted to ask further, I was distracted by him.”

Everyone looked at Nie Bufan, who was smiling in his coma, and the group became collectively angry!

Couldn’t this guy be serious once? Even when dying he must die so restlessly!

“I don’t believe it!” Zhang Junshi’s face was as dark as the deep waters, his fists clenched as he stared at Nie Bufan.

Wang Shichan took the person from Li Yi’s hands and said mildly: “Let’s take him back to the village first.”

So they hired a carriage and drove Nie Bufan back to the Chicken Nest Village.

His chickens occupied the carriage where Nie Bufan qas, and the rest of them could only give up their positions.

The journey was very silent. Everyone would look at the carriage from time to time. There was always such a feeling in their hearts that maybe a certain someone would suddenly jump out of the carriage and shout arrogantly: “Haha, you got scared by me! I’m the village head of Chicken Nest Village, how can it be so easy for me to die? You are all so stupid!”

Unfortunately, he did not wake up even when they arrived at Chicken Nest Village.

Si Chenyu and the others who stayed behind in Chicken Nest Village saw the unconscious Nie Bufan, and they were shocked once again.

“When he wakes up, I will definitely…..” Li Yi gritted his teeth, but didn’t know what vicious words to use to vent his resentment.

This feeling of not being up or down was really too uncomfortable. It was like their hearts were missing something.

“I sent someone to invite over the Divine Doctor, maybe he can save him.” Wei Di said. He didn’t have the heart to fight the rest at the moment, and just hoped that a certain someone would wake up.

Fan Luo slammed the wooden table with a fist, and with a crack, the wooden table shattered apart and filled the air with dust.

“Hai, hai.” Everyone backed away, coughing one after another.

In truth, Fan Luo didn’t use much strength, but he had never been to Chicken Nest Village, so he was not clear that all the tables, chairs and benches here were like traps, possessing a self-harming passive aggressiveness.

“Is Tu Beng slacking off? Actually not taking care of the house and leaving so much dust.” Zhang Junshi harrumphed softly.

Tu Beng hid outside the house without saying a word.

“Aiya!” Tai Bai exclaimed. Just now he had randomly set a hand on a chair, but who knew that his hand came away with something soft and sticky.

“Bang!” The door Tai Yan leaned on accidentally fell down, taking him with it and causing a sudden flurry of chicken feathers.

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Zhang Third, Li Fourth, Wang Fifth and several other natives were calm and composed, having long been accustomed to these conditions.

They looked at the person on the bed at the same time——even if this guy was in a dead faint, he was still a scourge to the earth.

They firmly believed that so long as Chicken Nest Village was still there, he would definitely wake up.

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Nie Bufan woke up in the warm bed, surrounded by a few chickens. A familiar figure was sitting by the bed.

He asked in a bewildered manner: “Wang Fifth, have we returned to the village?”

Seeing him awake, Wang Shichan’s eyes brightened with joy. He touched his forehead, and replied softly: “No, we are now in Jingyang Port.”

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“Then are you here to take me back?” Nie Bufan’s eyes were as wet as a deer, as if he hadn’t awakened fully, but also as if he had tears in his eyes.

“Yes, I’m here to pick you up.” Wang Shichan couldn’t help but feel distressed when he looked at Nie Bufan who was like this.

Nie Bufan immediately curved his eyes in a smile: “Great, when shall we leave? I can’t wait! By the way, are Zhang Third and the others here too?”

“No, they are still waiting for news in the capital.”

“Then you must quickly tell them that I am seriously injured and dying, so that they won’t miss the chance to come to my funeral.”

“…..” Wang Shichan was silent for a moment, and said in a deep voice, “I think, even if the sky is torn apart, the sea is dried up, the rocks are turned to dust, and mankind is extinct, you can still survive persistently.”

Nie Bufan became depressed: “It’s lonely to live alone. You can’t curse me with immortality.”

“You are actually quite proud of yourself!” Wang Shichan finally couldn’t help but squeeze the other’s face in vexation. He should have known that even if this guy’s insides rotted away, he still wouldn’t change his nonsensical nature. And his heart had actually gone cold for a moment when he saw the other laying on the bed looking like he was about to die. What a waste of his feelings!

Nie Bufan raised his hand and rubbed his face, and said in amazement: “Huh? I seem to have lost weight?”

A trace of tenderness flashed in Wang Shichan’s eyes, and he sighed: “You have been asleep for 7 or 8 days, during which you only drank some porridge and water, of course you will lose weight.”

“Seven or eight days?” Nie Bufan widened his eyes.

Wang Shichan nodded heavily.

“Then doesn’t that mean that I haven’t been to the toilet in 7 or 8 days?”

“…..” Could your point of focus not be on something so odd? The sorrow that he had finally brewed up, now once again suffered a serious hit!

“Not good, I urgently need nutrition.” Nie Bufan said sternly, “Wang Fifth, get me some delicious food later. I want to make up for the vitality I lost in the past few days.”

“En, the Teacher of the State has already gone to get it for you.”

Only now Nie Bufan asked as if he had recalled something: “By the way, where are the pirates? Have everyone else been rescued?”

“You don’t have to worry about them, what you should worry about is yourself!” From waking up to the present, this guy didn’t ask a word about his own injuries. Did he know he was almost paralyzed, even nearly died?

“Oh, what’s wrong with me?” Nie Bufan asked casually.

“Your spine is misaligned. Although it has been connected, you can’t move it for a while yet.” In fact, his injury was not as light as described by Wang Shichan. After asking the doctor to have a look at that time, the other only expressed “We can only leave it up to fate”. He almost thought he was really going to die. But who knew that this guy’s vitality was incredibly tenacious. When they took a look two days later, the injury on his spine had actually healed quickly, abruptly turning from “life not guaranteed” to “paralysis”, and in the end miraculously having the possibility of recovery.

Therefore, this scourge was really not so easy to be taken away by the king of the underworld.

“Can’t move for a while yet?” Nie Bufan asked, “How long is ‘a while’?”

“It will probably take a few months to recuperate.”

“What? A few months?” Nie Bufan exclaimed in horror. “Lying down for a few months, wouldn’t that be the same as taking my life?”

Wang Shichan soothed: “It’s just that you need to lie on the bed for a while. When the injury is almost healed, you can still get out of bed and move around a bit.”

“No, I’m very busy and can’t waste time.” Nie Bufan said firmly, “I have decided. I must heal my injury within five days!”

“…..” Was this something you could do just because you decided so?

Nie Bufan waved his fist, full of confidence: “First, I must fill up my stomach!”

At this time, Fan Luo came in with the food. He had actually stood at the door for a while already, listening to the conversation between the two of them quietly, and feeling a little bit forlorn inexplicably.

When Nie Bufan saw him, he immediately asked, “Teacher of the State, what happened to the pirates? How did you guys escape in the end?”

“With the drug, the pirates were all eliminated easily by Tai Yan’s people.” He did not describe the tragic end of the pirates in detail, but simply explained the process. After killing the pirate leader, he brought the antidote to rescue Tai Yan and the others, and then easily eliminated all the pirates who had fallen because of the drug.

At that time, all Fan Luo could think about was Nie Bufan, whose life was in danger, and had only one thought in his mind, which was to solve the matter as soon as possible and then take him to a safe place to heal his injury. As for the details of the subsequent series of actions, his impression of it was vague, as if his body was being driven by another personality. Most of those pirates died at his hands, and the state of their deaths was extremely gruesome.

Nie Bufan chuckled and said, “Successfully escaping danger, the sea is wide and the sky is bright.”

Fan Luo still had a clouded expression and did not say a word.

“Alright, eat something first.” Wang Shichan carefully helped him up.

“Eat, eat.” Nie Bufan raised his hand and vowed, “With three bowls of rice each meal, I will definitely be able to jump around in five days.”

At this time, Fan Luo and Wang Shichan only took this declaration as a joke, but the facts have proved that a certain someone really could not be looked at with common knowledge.

Five days later, Nie Bufan sat up on his own.

On the seventh day, he began to perform simple leg exercises with the help of Wang Shichan or Fan Luo.

On the tenth day, he was able to walk independently for a short distance like a toddler.

On the fourteenth day, they boarded the boat to Chicken Nest Village.

“Oh blue sky, oh white clouds, oh wide sea, we meet once again!” Nie Bufan yelled, sitting on the chair with his arms thrown wide.

Fan Luo asked Wang Shichan next to him: “Do you think he is the reincarnation of some kind of demon or spirit?”

Wang Shichan fell silent.

None of them expected that this guy actually completed a recovery process that ordinary people could not complete. Although he couldn’t stand for a long time yet, he was obviously not far from a full recovery.

For several days, he had persisted in exercising and was full of energy, as if all the difficulties were not worth mentioning in front of him. In his world, there was no sadness and despair, only laughter.

Seeing him grimacing in pain and bursting out in cold sweat during exercising, Wang Shichan asked him, “Why be in such a rush? Can’t you take it slowly?”

Nie Bufan said: “I can’t wait any longer, I want to go back to the village soon.”

When he said this, the smile in his eyes was different from usual. It seemed to imply a particular meaning. Wang Shichan didn’t ask further at the time, and it was only until later when he really understood.

To express apologies and thanks, Tai Yan personally sent a ship to escort them back.

The journey was calm, except for the occasional discordant sound that came from the cabin. Don’t misunderstand, it was not ooxx—— a certain shou was not suitable for strenuous exercise right now——but Fan Luo and Wang Shichan engaging in subtle fights.

They insisted on sleeping in the same cabin with Nie Bufan, and reasoned that it was more convenient to take care of him this way. In truth, it was to prevent the other from being unable to control themselves. It was not that they have insufficient self control, but that a certain someone was too good at stirring up trouble, and sometimes could provoke a person to the point of having their temperament be distorted, and might even lose reason for a while and end up ignoring his injury.

At this time, Fan Luo already knew Nie Bufan’s real name, and did not express any surprise whatsoever. After all, he even dared to lie to the emperor, so the rest of the masses were not a big deal at all.

After the pirate incident, the evil spirit hidden in Fan Luo’s heart seemed to have completely awakened, with wicked eyes and a nefarious bearing, and he practically made no secret of his possessive desire over Nie Bufan.

However, Wang Shichan was the complete opposite to him. He was restrained and had cultivated tranquility for a long time, so he quite disliked Fan Luo’s wicked charm.

The so-called ‘righteous and evil could not be compatible’, the aura of the two was practically the same as fire and water. 

Nie Bufan was completely ignorant of their opposition. His nerves were thick and tough, no matter how one strained them they never broke and could even bend into various forms.

The journey was spent in joy and harmony.

Before the ship finally docked, Nie Bufan practically asked about the time of arrival almost every day, as if he couldn’t wait any longer.

Neither Wang Shichan nor Fan Luo noticed his worsening expressions, only thinking that it was caused by the fatigue of the journey and the unhealed injury.

The few people landed in Yun City, which was only slightly more than three hundred miles away from Xishan City. Taking a carriage, they would arrive in less than a day or two.

However, Nie Bufan was ordered to stay in Yun City temporarily to recuperate. Nie Bufan did not object because Zhang Third, Li Fourth and the others joined up with them here.

Not only Zhang Third, Li Fourth, Wei Di and Tai Bai also came.

Nie Bufan was very happy and rushed over to hug each one of them, and even offered a sweet kiss without hesitation. Except for Wei Di’s face appearing a little stiff, the others just exchanged a melancholy look with each other.

“You are finally willing to come back!” Li Yi stared at him coldly.

Nie Bufan chuckled, half lying on the couch, and looked at everyone earnestly.

“It’s good to come back, don’t run around in the future, we still want to live a few more years.” Zhang Junshi sighed helplessly.

Nie Bufan raised his hand and said, “Okay, I promise that I won’t run around in the future, and will remain immortalized in Chicken Nest Village.”

“Don’t use idioms indiscriminately.” Li Yi casted a contemptuous look.

Nie Bufan shrugged, with a look of disagreement.

Then, the other people also expressed their dissatisfaction and indignation towards him one after another.

Nie Bufan for once accepted the lecturing with humility and actually didn’t say anything to refute, which made everyone feel very strange.

Zhang Junshi asked, “Bufan, are you okay?”

“I’m fine?” Nie Bufan replied with a smile, “I like to hear you all talk very much, and you should all say enough at one time, lest I won’t have a chance to listen later.”

“What are you talking about?” Zhang Junshi frowned, “Why won’t you have a chance to listen to it in the future? We are going back to Chicken Nest Village together.”

“En, I know, I know you will take me back.” Nie Bufan still smiled.

“Nie Bufan, you are very strange now, what are you planning to do?” Li Yi glared at him.

Nie Bufan touched his nose and said, “I have something to tell you all.”

“What is it?”

“I am going to die soon.”

“…..”

Everyone responded with wooden expressions.

Nie Bufan glared at them and said with dissatisfaction: “I told you such a serious matter so seriously, but you aren’t even going to express anything?”

“What kind of expression do you need?” Li Yi said with a darkened face, “You are actually being serious?”

“Even if we all ‘take our leave from the world’, it will still not be your turn!” Zhang Junshi spoke the voice of everyone.

“Fine then.” Nie Bufan touched his nose again.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he pointed out the window and shouted, “Look, it’s snowing!”

Everyone turned their heads and looked over at the same time. Sure enough, they saw patches of white snow floating outside the window. Unknowingly, winter had already arrived.

“Ah, time flies so fast!” Nie Bufan said in a calm voice, “I’m so happy to come here. Meeting you all in this life, it’s really worth this lifetime…..”

“This is really not like something you would say!” Li Yi turned his head in surprise, just in time to see him slowly closing his eyes, with a honey-like contented smile on the corner of his lips.

“Are you tired?” He walked over and gently supported him.

Nie Bufan didn’t respond, breathing slowly.

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“Asleep so soon?” Zhang Junshi walked over and whispered, “After talking for so long, he is probably tired. Let’s let him rest.”

Li Yi nodded, carefully helped him to lie down, covered him with the quilt, and then left with the others.

“Have a good dream, Bufan.”

However, the next day, he did not wake up..…

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