After coming out of Zhang Junshi’s restaurant, Nie Bufan walked back in the setting sun, singing his own song as he walked: “I am a sheep, gentle and soft, eating grass, shedding wool, and dripping tasty milk……”

“……Excuse me, is there a Chicken Nest Village at the foot of the mountain?” Suddenly, a voice came from behind.

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Nie Bufan subconsciously replied: “That’s right, you can see it after you cross the mountain and make a turn.”

“Thank you.”

Nie Bufan turned around, the shadows of the trees behind him was mottled, and the wind blew by rustling the leaves, but there was no one in sight.

Nie Bufan looked around but it was quiet and lonely. The voice just now seemed to be just his own hallucination.

He pursed his mouth and continued to walk forward, but the humming song in his mouth became: “I am a wolf, ferocious and mighty, chewing bones, sharpening teeth, monsters and ghosts retreating three feet……”
　　
When he returned to the Chicken Nest Village, the flocks of chickens that had been running around wildly had already returned to the nest. The other residents in Chicken Nest Village seem to be staying in their houses and not going out. The village looked extremely peaceful and quiet.

Nie Bufan walked into his yard, put all the purchased things into the kitchen, and then freshened up and walked inside his house.

But when he approached the door, he stopped abruptly, and his hand that was about to push the door open also stopped in the air. After a moment, he turned around and walked towards the bathhouse on the other side.

His departure made Si Chenyu who was currently in his house quite depressed. He deliberately stayed in Nie Bufan’s room today just to wait for him to come back to settle the scores. All kinds of torture scenes have been rehearsed in his mind, and as long as he came in, he could start the torture. Who knew that the guy sensed that there was someone in the house. He was obviously ready to open the door, but yet he left inexplicably.

Si Chenyu waited for a long time with composure, but still saw no one. Finally having exhausted his patience, he stood up, stepped out of the room, and went looking for the culprit with a sullen expression.

“Quietly, I am leaving, just as I quietly came……” Nie Bufan hummed in a strange tone.

Si Chenyu narrowed his eyes and followed the sound with heavy steps.

“I wave my sleeves, and won’t take a single bath towel with me……”

“……” Si Chenyu’s hand holding the door paused, but then pushed the door resolutely and walked in.

The steam filled the bathhouse, and a half naked figure could be seen in the light mist.

Si Chenyu walked a few steps closer, and saw Nie Bufan sitting in the bath washing and scrubbing, with his bare body exposed, wet hair stuck to the back of his shoulders, contrasting against the skin attractively. Probably after hearing some noise, Nie Bufan turned his head and saw Si Chenyu, asking in a surprised voice: “Brother Shi, do you want to take a bath too?”

Si Chenyu moved his gaze uncontrollably to Nie Bufan’s lower abdomen. Upon seeing this, Nie Bufan moved naturally to pick up the chicken swimming in the water and placed it between his two legs.

Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth, and suddenly forgot what he was here for.

“Brother Shi has to wait a while to take a bath, I haven’t finished yet.” Nie Bufan glanced at the door and signaled that he should leave now.

Si Chenyu crossed his arms, raised his eyebrows and looked at him, saying with a smile: “Are you seducimg this prince?”

“What?” Nie Bufan showed a pure and innocent expression.

“You knew I was in your room already. You didn’t dare to enter the room, but deliberately ran to the bathhouse, took off your clothes and waited for me.”

Nie Bufan looked directly into his eyes, and asked while petting the chicken, “Is brother Shi interested in men?”

“Not interested!” Si Chenyu vetoed it without thinking.

“That’s right, since Brother Shi is not interested, how can I seduce you?”

“……” Si Chenyu was speechless, but who knew if he was really not swayed just now?

Nie Bufan waved to him and said, “Brother Shi, please go out and wait, I’ll be done soon.”
　　
Si Chenyu didn’t move, just stared at him, then smiled and said, “We’re all men, I’ll be here waiting for you to finish washing.”

Nie Bufan shrugged and said “whatever”, and then took away the chicken that was placed between his legs, truly ignoring Si Chenyu on the side as he picked up the soap and continued washing.

Si Chenyu’s gaze followed his hand, and fell on his neck, shoulders, belly, waist and legs……

Suddenly he remembered the scene from that day when they rubbed each other in the water, and he couldn’t help swallowing his saliva. He didn’t know why, but the person in front of him seemed to become rather delicious looking……

“Brother Shi.” Nie Bufan stood up suddenly, with his legs apart and faced him accusingly, “How can you make me believe that you are not interested in men when you stare at me like this?”

“What nonsense?” Si Chenyu retorted leisurely.

“I’m not talking nonsense, your eyes are almost piercing holes into my white and tender body.” Nie Bufan slowly approached him, hooked his collar with his fingers, and whispered, “Brother Shi, could it be that you want to share a bath with me?”

Si Chenyu half-closed his phoenix eyes, reached out and grabbed Nie Bufan’s wrist, and warned: “Don’t provoke me.”

Nie Bufan’s actions paused, feeling strange, shouldn’t this person be running away? It seemed to be different from what was expected.

As a normal man, how could Si Chenyu react so calmly to his deliberate flaunting? Could it be that he was so angry no more morals were left?

“Okay.” Nie Bufan retracted his hand and sighed, “It seems that you are really eager to take a bath, so I won’t dawdle anymore.”

As he said so, he turned and stepped into the bath to wash away the soap stains on his body, then got neatly out of the water and took a towel to dry his body.

The whole process took only a while, which was really a rare fast speed for him.

While putting on his clothes, he said to Si Chenyu: “I’m done, I’ll have someone change the water for you later……mmph!”

Before he finished speaking, Nie Bufan was pressed against the wall, his mouth was also harshly kissed.

He widened his eyes and stared at Si Chenyu’s neat row of eyelashes. The breath of the two blended, their tongues and teeth intertwined.

After a long while, Si Chenyu let go of his lips and pressed his forehead against his, saying in a low voice: “You dare to say that you are not trying to seduce me?”

Nie Bufan opened his mouth slightly, and secretly thought that he had made a mistake. This man was as unethical as him, his mouth spouting cold and righteous words, but what he really felt and thought was completely different. It seemed that his move to drive the enemy away with his naked body was not working.
　　
“Brother Shi, there is a saying that if you have impure thoughts in your heart, then everything is seen in an impure light. How can such a pure and kind guy like myself do something so shameless like seduce you?” Nie Bufan patted his bare chest and said with a serious face. “The gentleman is magnanimous, I let you see all of my innocent self, what else do you want?”

“……” Si Chenyu stared at his eyes closely, trying to find signs of lying, only to see a pair of extremely clear eyes.

This made Si Chenyu almost doubt his judgment. Was it really just that he had impure thoughts? Towards him?

With an uncertain expression on Si Chenyu’s face, he suddenly lowered his head and kissed Nie Bufan’s lips again, gently licking, slowly savoring, and moved his hands misbehavingly, unknowingly he once again became intoxicated……

Suddenly, he let out a muffled grunt and then bent down with a twisted face.

It turned out that Nie Bufan took advantage of the situation and gave him a cruel attack. As a result, prince Si tasted the pain that was hard to put in words for the second time.

Pushing him away, Nie Bufan adjusted his clothes and harrumphed: “Brother Shi, we won’t succumb to your lewd power. If you are truly sexually frustrated, there are a lot of chickens in the Chicken Nest Village waiting to sleep with you!”

“……” Si Chenyu’s face became as black as the bottom of a pot.

He grabbed Nie Bufan’s hand, and said while resisting the pain, “You are getting bolder and bolder. Are you really not afraid that this prince will not rectify you on the spot?”

“To tell the truth, I’m quite scared.” Nie Bufan sighed: “We are just a small unimportant person, and we can’t compare with the powerful and influentual you at all. But some things must be desperately protected, such as the chrysanthemum.”

“Chrysanthemum?”

“The backyard flower.”

“……”

“Men also have chastity to be guarded.” Nie Bufan said earnestly, “I hope brother Shi can be considerate.”

“……” For some reason, Si Chenyu felt that something was wrong.

“Okay, brother Shi, go and prepare to take a bath, I will boil water for you.” With that, Nie Bufan picked up his clothes and walked out.
　　
After he walked far away, Si Chenyu came back to his senses. That’s not right. He clearly came to find Nie Bufan to settle the score. How could he be fascinated by him unknowingly, and the anger that had accumulated in his stomach became lost who knew where.

Was he really attracted to him? His taste had actually fallen to this point? This guy had a bad character, full of lies and false truths, bold and daring, reckless and absurd. He was simply the most bizzare thing since the dawn of time. If others dared to offend him in this way, they would have already been sent by him to see Yanwang (TN: king of the underworld), so why should he be merciful and forgiving only to him? And so naturally?

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Si Chenyu crossed his legs, touched his chin, and fell into contemplation all the while maintaining an extremely indecent posture……

Nie Bufan, who came out of the bathhouse, rubbed his lips vigorously, secretly thinking that this time he sacrificed too much, actually accidentally hooking up a guy with a human face but a beast’s heart. Si Chenyu was different from Zhang Third and Li Fourth. Nie Bufan could trust Zhang and Li, but could not trust Si Chenyu. Si Chenyu’s mind was unpredictable and difficult to decipher. But it was that kind of lofty arrogance that made Nie Bufan unable to restrain his desire to wreck the other.

What a quandary! Nie Bufan scratched the door frame in pain, struggling between reason and desire. Should he continue to act in accordance with his nature or retreat?

Ai, forget it! Such profound questions were not suitable for thinking about with his simple mind. Nie Bufan stood up straight and entered the room leisurely.

As for boiling hot water for Si Chenyu, who knew where he had forgotten it.

Fortunately, Si Chenyu’s mind was not on this matter, otherwise it will inevitably be another chaotic scene.
　　
That night, Si Chenyu reluctantly went back to his original room to sleep. Although the bedding was simple enough to make people want to throw it off, at least it looked clean, and the chickens no longer came to make trouble. As long as he closed the doors and windows, he could get a good night’s sleep till dawn.

There had been no movement on Chen Muran’s side, and he probably wouldn’t show up in front of people until he recovered his beautiful appearance.

The next day, Zhang Junshi arrived as expected and brought many groceries for Nie Bufan as usual. Nie Bufan was very satisfied and decided to make him the first logistics officer of Chicken Nest Village.

Zhang Junshi just smiled.

“By the way, how is Li Fourth?” Nie Bufan was picking vegetables in the yard on a bench with Zhang Junshi and asked in passing.

“I’m not sure on this, but likely busy with other things.” Zhang Junshi asked inadvertently, “Do you miss him?”

“A little bit.” Nie Bufan exclaimed, “He is not here, there’s no one to knead the flour.”

“……” Zhang Junshi became silent.

At this time, Nie Bufan suddenly looked outside the courtyard and whispered: “Let me secretly tell you, that prince is interested in men, you have to be careful.”

Zhang Junshi’s heart skipped a beat and hurriedly asked: “He didn’t do anything to you, right?”

“What can he do to me? The chickens in the Chicken Nest Village are enough for him to be busy with.”

“……” That’s true.

Wait, that’s not right, he hadn’t heard of Si Chenyu having such interests before? Zhang Junshi looked at Nie Bufan, and thought to himself, it couldn’t have been provoked by this guy also, right? Couldn’t he behave for just one moment? Men couldn’t stand the temptation, especially the temptation of hard to figure out oddities whose character was as elusive as the stars.

He was a perfect example! Zhang Junshi cried silently in his heart. What was more indignant was that this guy didn’t know what he had done, and was just enjoying the fun of provoking others, unscrupulous, unconcerned, and all the while appearing innocent to the point of making one’s hair stand up in anger!

The arrival of Zhang Junshi put Nie Bufan in a very good mood. He swaggered around with a dazzling smiling face all day long. Even being rarely pleasant with Si Chenyu, making the other’s heart feel as if it had been tickled.

On this day, just as Nie Bufan was about to go out for a walk, he saw a few chickens gathered together looking at something.

He leaned over and took a glance, and found that it was a tattered book.

He picked it up and shook it, and immediately shook out dust and pieces of paper. Carefully turning over the broken pages, Nie Bufan showed a shocked expression as soon as he glanced at it.

This……this……could this be the legendary spring, palace, picture? (TN: ancient Chinese erotic art)

He saw two naked men entangled with each other on the page, doing various ambiguous movements, accompanied by text explanations. Unfortunately, the font was too ancient for Nie Bufan to recognize a word.

After swallowing saliva and looking through a few pages, Nie Bufan finally admitted that he underestimated the people of this era. They were definitely not as conservative as he thought. Looking at these pictures full of bromance, it was poractically a guide to male-male love, too explicit to look directly at.

“I say, where did you get this?” Nie Bufan scolded, “It wasn’t stolen from the guys surnamed Chen and Si, right?”

The three chickens blinked and all had on an innocent face.

“En, that’s not right.” Nie Bufan closed the book. This dirty and torn look looked like it had been idle somewhere for a long time. Was it the collection of the original owner of this village?

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He carefully examined the title of the book, but it was too abstract, and Nie Bufan was unsuccessful at deciphering it.

Forget it, he’ll put it away for now. Nie Bufan casually stuffed the worn book into the drawer, then ran out of the room and shouted, leading a large troop of chickens to head straight to the vast mountain forest outside the village……

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After Nie Bufan woke up early in the morning, Si Chenyu and Chen Muran were still asleep. Nie Bufan was not able to wake them up despite playing mischief on them. It was probably a side effect of the poisoning. So he got up first, got dressed and went out.

He randomly got something to eat, led Lady Flower, and got ready to go into the city to buy something, as well as take a look at Zhang Third and Li Fourth on the way.

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When he was about to leave the village, he met Si Chenyu’s two subordinates. The servant named “Xu Si” turned his head to the side and pretended not to see. The guard politely asked, “Village head Nie, this is going out?”

“Yes.” Nie Bufan smiled and said, “Are you going to pay your respects to the prince?”

The guard nodded.

Xu Si was impatient, and said in a discontent tone: “Okay, what’s there to blabber about, the prince is still waiting!”

The two quickly walked past Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan kindly reminded: “Your prince had not woke up yet, you’d better wait outside the door first.”

“How do you know?” Xu Si stopped and turned to ask suspiciously.

Nie Bufan’s eyes flickered, and he looked like it waa something difficult to speak about. He hesitated: “I slept with your prince last night……”

“Impossible.” Xu Si shouted, “The prince clearly slept with Chen Gongzi.”

Nie Bufan nodded: “Well, the three of us slept together.”

“Why would you be with them? I watched you exchange the house with the prince!”

“Your prince is too sick.” Nie Bufan showed an expression of grief and indignation. “He secretly stole a good young man like me into bed in the middle of the night. Do you know what I saw at that time? I saw that Chen Gongzi was tormented into an unrecognizable figure by your prince. Your prince was still not satisfied, and he also made me……”

Nie Bufan covered his face, looking as if he could not bear to recall anything.

“You……you talk nonsense!”

“If you don’t believe me then fine. If I were you, it would be best to wait outside the house for your prince to wake up naturally, otherwise if you blunder in and see something that you shouldn’t see……” Nie Bufan shook his head and sighed, “The reason I am leaving so early in the morning is because I’m worried about being pestered by your prince. If you hear him calling me, tell him that I am away.”

After he finished speaking, he waved his hand, and swaggered away.

After Xu Si and the guard heard Nie Bufan’s ridiculous remarks, they really didn’t dare to enter the room rashly.

The two looked at each other and decided unanimously that they should wait for the prince to wake up naturally……

After Nie Bufan entered the city, he first bought what he needed, and then went to Zhang Junshi’s restaurant.

The workers at the restaurant were already familiar with Nie Bufan, and greeted him into the shop.

The worker looked at the second floor and whispered: “Village head Nie, my young master is meeting guests. You go to the room first and wait?”

“Oh, what kind of guest is it?” Nie Bufan asked casually.

“Heihei, a female guest.”

Seeing the ambiguous look of the worker, Nie Bufan couldn’t help thinking, was Zhang Third on a blind date? Hey, this had to be checked.

Nie Bufan walked towards the second floor, and the worker hurriedly said: “Village head Nie, you……”

“Don’t worry.” Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder, “I will just look around in the corner, and I won’t disturb your Gongzi.”

The worker then hesitantly let Nie Bufan pass.

It was not meal time right now so the second floor was quite empty, only Zhang Junshi and a master and servant pair were sitting at the window drinking tea.

Nie Bufan crept quietly and sat down at a table behind Zhang Junshi and watched with interest as a pair of handsome man and beautiful lady exchanged feelings.

But after a long while, there was still no sound. Zhang Junshi sipped tea and watched the sky, while the lady lowered her head and shyly twisted her handkerchief, saying nothing either. The atmosphere between the two was extremely strange.

At this point Nie Bufan even felt anxious for them. Zhang Third usually looked so eloquent, how come now he was like a wooden person? That lady too, there must be a limit to shyness, could you charm a man just by showing the top of your head?

After a while, he discovered Zhang Junshi’s left hand on the side of the table was gently tapping on the table, showing its owner’s impatience.

Nie Bufan shook his head, and sighed secretly that this lady was likely out of luck. So he rubbed the lazy Lady Flower with his foot, indicating that it was time to move.

Lady Flower stood up unwillingly and walked gracefully to the feet of the lady, raised a foot, and took a pee calmly.

The young lady suddenly felt the top of her feet become warm, she looked down, and then she widened her eyes and let out an earth-shattering scream. Then she stood up, kicked the foot of the stool, hit her waist and abdomen on the table, and knocked the tea pot over. Her body stood unstable as if about to faint. She looked like a flower that had lost its color and appeared as if in unbearable pain.

Nie Bufan covered his eyes and couldn’t bear to look at the scene directly.

Zhang Junshi knew Nie Bufan had come when he saw Lady Flower. He was in a good mood and prepared to comfort the lady in front of him, but he didn’t expect that the lady suddenly ran away, covering her face in shame, leaving only dust behind……

After turning around, Zhang Junshi smiled and said, “You are here.”

“Third brother Zhang, I missed you terribly!” Nie Bufan gave him a bear hug.

“Hehe, I miss you too.” Zhang Junshi’s eyes were full of smiles.

He led Nie Bufan into his room and asked, “How come you have time to enter the city?”

“Needed to buy something.” Nie Bufan patted the package beside him, and then teased, “Who was the lady just now?”

Zhang Junshi helplessly said: “A daughter of a family friend of my father’s.”

“She’s quite pretty, but seem too introverted.” Nie Bufan commented, “Not suitable for you.”

Zhang Junshi looked at him with a smile, and asked: “Then what do you think is suitable for me?”

Nie Bufan rubbed his chin for a moment, and replied: “You look gentle and elegant but are actually capable and pragmatic, but you don’t like convoluted and over elaborate things, so you should have a smart partner who can enjoy with you the fun of doing business.”

Zhang Junshi’s smile deepened, staring at him without saying a word.

Nie Bufan was completely unaware, and sighed to himself: “Such a companion is hard to find. You have to spend a lot of effort.”

Zhang Junshi leaned forward close to his ear and whispered: “Then, what do you think of yourself?”

Nie Bufan turned his head and looked at him, face to face, even the breathing could be heard.

Zhang Junshi’s gaze slowly moved from his eyebrows to his lips, which was not too thin or thick, and seductively moist……

“Zhang Third.” Nie Bufan suddenly reached out his hand to hold his face, and said solemnly, “A brother (TN: word used here can refer to a close same sex friend or a gay partner) is easy to make, but beautiful women are hard to find.”

“……”

Zhang Junshi stiffened his face and looked at him wryly.

Nie Bufan patted him and said with a smile: “Okay, let’s talk about serious business.”

What serious business could you have? It was not that Zhang Junshi looked down on him, it was just that this guy had too many bad records.

Nie Bufan said again: “Did I not have Tu Beng sell tea eggs for a while?”

“En.” Thinking of the tea eggs, he thought of the people who were cheated by Nie Bufan.

“Then what do you think of the future of tea eggs?”

Zhang Junshi sat upright: “Do you want to do tea egg business?”

“Not me.” Nie Bufan pointed out, “It’s you.”

“Me?”

“Yes, I plan to sell you the recipe for making tea eggs.”

Zhang Junshi was surprised: “Sell it to me? Why are you interested in this?”

This doesn’t seem to be something that Nie Bufan, a guy who believed in the less complications the better, would do?

Nie Bufan glanced at him, and said in a very generous manner: “You look down on me too much. Anyway, I am also quite a business-minded person. Can’t I make more money?”

“You can……” Zhang Junshi replied hesitantly, still a little unsure in his heart.

“Could it be that you are not interested in this?”

“That’s not true.” Zhang Junshi smiled, “Since you want to sell, let’s make a price.”

“You can decide, I believe in your person.” Nie Bufan said with a sincere and confident look.

Zhang Junshi shook his head, and said helplessly: “Okay, I will pay you dividends then.”

Nie Bufan smiled with satisfaction.

He didn’t originally plan to engage in any tea egg business, but because there were too many eggs in Chicken Nest Village so he had to find a way deal with them, rather than have it be wasted. That was why he had this idea. Once Zhang Junshi does the tea egg business, he will definitely need a lot of eggs. Where could he buy the eggs? Of course it was at the Chicken Nest Village. Teehee.

“By the way, I heard that Prince Si and Chen Gongzi have both moved in the Chicken Nest Village?” Zhang Junshi asked.

Nie Bufan nodded and said, “Yes, but it looks like they didn’t adapt very well.”

Zhang Junshi could imagine.

He said again: “It seems that the treasure trove of Duobao Sage is near Chicken Nest Village. Have you found anything?”

“I have!” Nie Bufan smiled, “When will you go back to the village, we can go on the treasure hunt together in a few months.”

“I’m afraid it won’t work.” Zhang Junshi waved his hand, “Only people with keys are eligible to enter. The three houses of Si, Chen and Li have already appeared, and the Wang family should be coming soon.”

“Who is from the Wang family?”

“It’s not clear. The Wang family is quite complicated. This time, for the Tian Nu husband election they did not send anyone to come forward. They have always acted mysteriously and cautiously.” Zhang Junshi slowly said, “But the most important thing should be the last key, although it is said to be in the hands of the Tian Nu, but it has not been confirmed yet.”

Nie Bufan thought of the egg-like thing and curved his mouth playfully.

Upon seeing this, Zhang Junshi said vigilantly: “What do you want to do?”

“What do you mean?” Nie Bufan switched his expression extremely fast, and said solemnly, “Third brother Zhang, do you have a misunderstanding of my personality?”

Misunderstanding? Yes, there was indeed a big misunderstanding. After peeling the egg shell, what appeared inside was a fox that could walk upright.

The two chatted randomly for a while, Nie Bufan looked at the sky and got up to leave.

Zhang Junshi said, “Why don’t you stay overnight. Tomorrow I will go back to the village with you.”

“No thanks, there are still a few big shots in the village who need to be looked after.”

Don’t know if Si Chenyu and Chen Muran were okay……

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The truth was, both Si and Chen were not feeling okay at all.

Not long after Nie Bufan left, Si Chenyu woke up and when he opened his eyes, his vision was filled with a big ghost like face with blue and purple splotches. It almost frightened him into a cardiac arrest. He was dumbfounded for a while before he realized that this was Chen Muran. The originally handsome and unparalleled appearance was actually turned into this, he really couldn’t bear to look directly at it. He wondered how he will react when he woke up?

As he was thinking this, Chen Muran had already opened slightly swollen eyes.

He looked at Si Chenyu in a daze, and said, “It’s morning?”

Si Chenyu nodded slowly.

Chen Muran rubbed his neck, frowning and said: “Last night I seemed to have a terrible nightmare. Now I feel sore all over, probably because I didn’t sleep well.”

As he said that he was about to sit up. Si Chenyu also got up from the bed. The quilt slipped down, and Chen Muran instantly had on a dazed look. He pointed his finger at the other and hesitatingly said: “Your clothes……”

Si Chenyu looked down, and his face immediately became like a color palette, red mixed with purple, and purple mixed with black.

He saw that the robe he had on had two large bowl sized holes cut in the middle, exposing two pectoral muscles, and the red nipples that stood upright in the air.

Chen Muran prided himself on being excellent at fostering one’s moral character. But seeing Si Chenyu’s bizarre state, he still had to use the strength of an infant sucking milk to hold back the laugh that wanted to erupt.
　　
“Nie, Bu, Fan.” Si Chenyu’s whole body trembled as he roared. He violently lifted the quilt, and was about to get up but as soon as he stood up, he and Chen Muran cried out in pain at the same time, as if a piece of their scalp was torn off.

They turned and looked, only to see that a bunch of Si Chenyu’s hair was braided with Chen Muran’s, and someone had even tied it in a beautiful butterfly bow with a straw rope that was currently swaying arrogantly from side to side in the air.

With a “boom”, black smoke seem to erupt from Si Chenyu’s head……

“Nie. Bu. Fan!” The roar shook the earth, and it shocked countless chickens secretly watching the show.

The two subordinates who were waiting outside the door shrank their necks subconsciously, not knowing what happened inside.

After a while, the door of the room was opened with a slam. Si Chenyu appeared in front of the two with a stinky expression on his face, and asked: “Where is Nie Bufan that bastard?”

“He went into the city.”

He went into the city? Into the city? Si Chenyu was furious and suddenly flew into a rage and began to wreak havoc in the yard.

Xu Si retreated to the corner with fear, and for the first time saw the madness of his noble prince.

He thought back to what Nie Bufan said, was it true that his prince was sick?

Then, Chen Muran also came out, Xu Si and the guard both looked at the same time, and immediately they felt like a cold wind blew by.

Who is this person with a strange looking face in front of them? Who is it?

Chen Gongzi was tormented into an unrecognizable figure by your prince……It turned out to be real, real, real……

Xu Si and the guard felt that they had come upon the truth.

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Si Chenyu’s image collapsed once again.

On the other side, Chen Muran didn’t know his situation yet, but when he returned to his original residence and looked into the mirror——soon another roar echoed into the sky over Chicken Nest Village……

Ai, how sinful!

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The next day, Si Chenyu decided to uphold the dark and sinister mentality of “pleasure alone is not as good as everyone’s pleasure”, and he convinced his friend Chen Muran to move in to the Chicken Nest Village together. Chen Muran was also another key holder so he naturally agreed without a second thought.

So, early the next morning Nie Bufan saw dozens of sturdy men moving large bags and small bags of luggage into the village.

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Si Chenyu and Chen Muran leisurely directed the scene on the side, making sure to arrange these outrageously crude village houses into rooms that could be liveable, if barely. They likely have never lived in such a crude and small place their whole lives.
　　
The large group of people were seen going in and out all morning. Unexpectedly, the chickens in the Chicken Nest Village did not make a scene, but only just watched quietly.

When the rooms were set up, Si Chenyu sent away the servants and prepared to enter the room to check the results. From the corner of his eye he inadvertently glanced at the thing posted on the door, and immediately had on a look of disgust. The couplets posted on both sides were fine as the fonts were beautiful and their meaning auspicious. But the demon banishing amulet like picture on the door panel made one have the urge to censure and denounce the thing.

He stretched out his hand subconsciously, and when he pinched a corner of the paper, he felt a sharp gaze coming from not far away——Nie Bufan was currently holding a chicken and staring at his next move.

Si Chenyu paused, flattened his fingers, and caressed the scribblings with love.

Chen Muran looked on strangely and asked: “Chenyu, what are you doing? Weren’t you about to tear it?”

“Hai.” Si Chenyu coughed retracted his hand, saying lightly, “Keep it, maybe it’s the custom here and can drive away evil spirits or something.”

Chen Muran didn’t care, and went into the house with him. The tables, chairs, cups, bowls, and bed drapes in the room have all been replaced. Prince Si seemed to like purple and black very much, the drapes and blankets were all gold embroidered purple silk. There was also a purple sand clay pot with matching teacups inlaid with jade and a black copper furnace. It seemed that there was not much decoration, but overall it gave off a low-key feeling of luxury.

As for Chen Muran, his was in another style. The room was decorated in light colors, appearing elegant and clean, looking quite pleasant. At the same time, Chen Muran also had people plant a lot of flowers and plants in the yard. The green plants contrasted aesthetically with the red flowers and one could smell the fragrance that followed on the wind. Indeed it was like a secluded paradise, otherworldly and removed from the dust of the secular world.

Nie Bufan watched all this silently, without saying a word. At lunch, Nie Bufan was in charge of taking care of Si Chenyu and Chen Muran while their servants were handed over to Tu Beng. Nineteen was scrupulous about her status and generally would not eat at the same table with men.

They had lunch without surprises, and there were none of the accidents Si Chenyu had imagined. Nie Bufan’s performance was also quite satisfactory.

He didn’t know why but Si Chenyu was somewhat inexplicably disappointed.

Chen Muran didn’t notice anything, and maintained his usual elegance. As a perfect being ranked second by Nie Bufan in the “Eight Gongzi of Wealth and Honor”, his words and manners were as if he had practiced and measured it all with a ruler appearing pleasant, noble, and gentlemanly. Even if the meal was surrounded by chickens, he still remained calm.

In the art of fostering one’s moral character, this person was absolutely world-class.

After the meal, the two of them visited the Tian Nu and then decided to go have a hike in the mountains where they could also learn about the environment. The treasure deposit of the Duobao Sage must definitely be nearby, and they would really like to increase their knowledge of it.

However, Si Chenyu had learned from the past and didn’t dare to act rashly anymore. Before leaving, he specially let Nie Bufan know.

Nie Bufan waved his hand and said: “Go ahead, it’s fine.” After speaking, he handed them a basket of snacks.

So, with some wariness Si Chenyu set off with Chen Muran who was completely oblivious.

This was an enjoyable but somewhat regretful trip. They enjoyed the beautiful natural scenery but unfortunately, they didn’t find any clues about the treasure deposit.

But overall, it was quite a pleasant day out.

Si and Chen returned to the village happily, talking and laughing, but when they opened the door, their smiles instantly solidified.

The cups and teapot in the house were overturned. On the delicate furniture there were scratches and occasional suspicious gray-white sticky substance on them. A few crows came from inside, and Si Chenyu walked into the room quickly, only to see that a couple of chickens were currently playing on the purple bedding. The originally flat and delicate silk cloth was ravaged like seaweed, wrinkled terribly. The elegant purple gauze drapes became strips, dangling disorderly in the wind like willow branches.

Si Chenyu’s fingers trembled slightly, and as he watched his room turn into a chicken nest, the anger in his chest accumulated. The room he had carefully arranged had met its death in less than half a day.

Chen Muran also felt startled when he saw this scene, and immediately turned and walked towards his house.

Obviously, his house had not escaped either, and the flowers and plants in the yard swayed limply in the air, as pitiful as a virgin girl who had been stripped naked. When he walked into the room, he couldn’t bear to look straight. The light-colored tablecloths were stained and the bed sheets were covered with claw prints. And there were even a few chickens currently rolling on them. When they saw him coming in, they didn’t evade at all, just shook their feathers and jumped down, leisurely walking out.

“Nie Bufan!” Si Chenyu’s roar came from outside.

Chen Muran shook his head and smiled bitterly, then turned and left the room.

Nie Bufan walked over and asked questioningly, “Brother Shi, what’s the matter?”

“What is this?” Si Chenyu pointed to his house.

Nie Bufan looked inside and let out a “Oh” and said “What’s wrong?”

“What’s wrong? Do you see what your chickens did?”

“You can’t blame them for this.”

“Don’t blame them, then who is to blame? Me?”

“Of course the blame is on you.” Nie Bufan nodded unexpectedly, “Chicken Nest Village is the territory of chickens. You have already caused their dissatisfaction when you moved in. Who knew that you even made great changes with the house. Isn’t this vying for territory with them?”

Si Chenyu stiffened, it was the first time he heard that chickens had a sense of territory.

Nie Bufan said again: “You should be fortunate that the chickens just came to your room to leave their own scent, instead of driving you away directly.”

“Leave……leave their own scent?” Si Chenyu had a bad feeling.

“Yes, like urine……”

“Stop talking!” Si Chenyu shouted sharply with a black expression.

Chen Muran also felt as if his back became itchy with disgust.

Nie Bufan comforted: “It will be fine in the future, once you change a new set of bedding later you are now officially allowed to move in.”

“This Prince need the permission of a group of chickens to be allowed to stay in this place?” Si Chenyu said coldly, “Tomorrow I will have someone to clean it inside and out, otherwise I will never live inside!”

Chen Muran nodded in agreement, and felt uncomfortable thinking that his bed had been stained with chicken filth.
　　
“Then it’s up to you.” Nie Bufan shrugged, “but I still have to remind you that if their smell is washed away, they will still occupy your house perseveringly. The chickens in the Chicken Nest Village are very idle, not at all afraid of trouble.”

Si Chenyu face became overcast. Chen Muran secretly rubbed his forehead.

Nie Bufan stretched out two fingers: “There are only two choices, either accept the reality or leave the village.”

The two were silent, currently at war with themselves.

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After a while, Si Chenyu gritted his teeth and said: “Fine, I will stay, but I want to change rooms with you!”

“Change rooms with me?” Nie Bufan looked at him with an extremely strange look.

“That’s right.” Si Chenyu nodded affirmatively. When he thought about it, Nie Bufan’s house was definitely the safest.

Chen Muran immediately added: “En, Chenyu, I’ll squeeze in with you tonight.”

“Okay.” Si Chenyu agreed, “We can switch back when a clean place is found.”

Nie Bufan rubbed his nose and kindly reminded: “Actually, my room……”

“Let’s go and have a look.” Si Chenyu didn’t wait for him to finish and walked toward his room.

Nie Bufan pursed his mouth and slowly followed with his hands behind his back.

“En, it’s not bad.” Si Chenyu was satisfied when he saw the enlarged bed at first sight, and the room looked very clean.

“It’s decided then.”

Chen Muran smiled and said to Nie Bufan: “Sorry, brother Nie, we are going to trouble you.”

“Don’t worry, making convenience for others is to be convenient for self.” Nie Bufan smiled again, “If you want to sleep in this room, then sleep in this room.”

After finishing speaking, he turned and left, called over Tu Beng, and reorganized the room of Si and Chen together, changing all the bedding.

It was night, Nie Bufan fell asleep early and had no physical adversity to changing beds. For him, it was the same everywhere as long as he was in the Chicken Nest Village.

The night was quiet, except for some chickens who like to stay up at night, all the other living creatures have fallen asleep.

Suddenly, a series of sounds broke the silence of the night, waking up many living creatures.

Nie Bufan was awakened by a wing flap to the face. He opened his eyes, removed the chicken beside his head, and walked out after putting on a piece of clothing.

Even before he walked into his house, he heard the chaotic fighting sound inside.

He pushed open the door, and a chicken flew directly towards him. Nie Bufan caught it with one hand, and then saw the chicken feathers all over the room.

A thinly-dressed man dodged in a pitiful manner under the siege of a group of chickens. The way he staggered around, he seemed to be drunk and completely did not have the flexibility of a martial artist. As for the other person, he had already fainted to the ground and was overwhelmed by a group of chickens, recreating the same painful experience that Li Huai had faced.

When Si Chenyu saw Nie Bufan, he immediately staggered into him, leaning his head on his shoulder, he said weakly: “What the hell is this place that you live in?”

Nie Bufan waved his hand at the chickens in the house, and patted Si Chenyu’s back comfortingly. Seeing his appearance, he must be poisoned.

“It’s okay, just get used to it.”

“Get used to it!” Si Chenyu roared, his voice a little hoarse.

Nie Bufan helped him onto the bed and explained: “Actually, earlier I wanted to tell you that my room is a territory in a territory. Without me, other living creatures will be regarded as intruders. As a result, the chickens will riot.”

Si Chenyu took a deep breath and said angrily: “Why didn’t you say it earlier!”

“I wanted to say it, but seeing you look that determined, I could only give up.”

Si Chenyu wanted to vomit blood from the anger.

Nie Bufan helped Chen Muran, who had fainted, to the bed again. His condition was much worse than Si Chenyu.

Si Chenyu saw that his normally elegant and magnificently put together friend was now in such a sorry state, his heart became inexplicably balanced and he felt much better.

Nie Bufan turned and went out to fetch a basin of water and cleaned up the two disabled people.

Si Chenyu stared at him quietly, and suddenly said: “Truly, what kind of person will raise what kind of chicken.”

“Thank you for the compliment.” Nie Bufan smiled brilliantly.

Si Chenyu rubbed his forehead feebly.

Nie Bufan glanced at him and asked, “So, when do you plan to leave?”

“Leave?”

“Yes, if you can’t stand the chickens in the Chicken Nest Village, how can you live here?”

Si Chenyu fell silent, he had never encountered such a situation.

A poverty stricken mountain village, violent chickens, a dirty environment……

Nie Bufan shrugged his shoulders and said no more. After roughly tidying the room and changing a quilt, he then climbed onto the bed and lay down between Si and Chen.

“What are you doing?” Si Chenyu asked.

“Can you sleep without me?”

I can’t sleep even with you here!

“Just make do for tonight. Tomorrow pack up your things and leave, Chicken Nest Village is not suitable for nobles like you.” Nie Bufan said lightly.

Si Chenyu clenched his fists secretly without saying a word.

Suddenly, his body became stiff, and in the dark, he felt a few chickens jump onto the bed and lay down beside him.

When he was about to speak, he heard Nie Bufan say: “Relax, this is their home. Every corner has their scent, which will make them feel safe. If you abandon the grudge in your heart, you will find that they are actually very cute.”

Si Chenyu calmed down, feeling that the feathers that swept his face were soft and warm, and smelling it carefully, there was actually none of the unpleasant smell he had imagined.

“The chickens in the Chicken Nest village have their own characteristics. The chickens who like to sleep on the bed love cleanliness. They will not dirty their sleeping place.”

Really, there are actually such chickens.

Listening to Nie Bufan’s voice, Si Chenyu gradually felt differently.

“How about telling me more about these chickens?”

“……”

“Hey.”

“……”

“No way, how long has it been and you just fell asleep?”

“……”

“You must have been a pig in your last life!”

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His voice slightly increased, causing the chickens around to become slightly agitated so Si Chenyu quickly stopped.

Forget it, go to sleep.

He was probably the first prince ever to not only bathe with a chicken but also sleep with a chicken. He wondered what Chen Muran’s expression will look like when he woke up tomorrow and saw this scene……

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In the bathhouse, the hot water caused it to be filled with mist and steam.

Si Chenyu sat naked as he soaked his body in the huge bath, and looked expressionlessly at the jubilant chicken in the water.

He knew for the first time that chickens could also swim……

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Of course, the point was not this.

Generally, people of wealth and status have a slight obsession with cleanliness, and they were particularly picky with food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. As for bathing with poultry, he did not have such a peculiar hobby.
　　
Just as he was about to get out of the bath angrily, Nie Bufan walked in with a change of clothes and instantly encountered Si Chenyu standing up majestically, revealing his proud and lofty biceps and pectorals.

Nie Bufan felt natural rejection towards men who have a better physique than him, especially those who want to show it off in front of him.

Si Chenyu did not have the shameless thick skin of Nie Bufan. He saw that his “scenes of springtime” (TN: euphemism on nakedness) was bared to seeing eyes so he quickly sat back in the bath, and at the same time pointed to the chicken on the other side and denounced “Hurry up and get this thing away. Also, boil a new bucket of water for me.”
　　
Nie Bufan put the clothes aside first, then stooped to pick up the chicken playing in the water, and scolded: “How many times have I told you, don’t take a bath with a stranger, what if you are swallowed up whole? (TN: expression has multiple meanings – can refer to literal appetite, can refer to extreme anger, and can refer to sexual appetite. Well, we all know which it refers to here when it came from Nie Bufan >.>)”

Si Chenyu twitched the corner of his mouth, he didn’t have such a good appetite!

After shooing the chicken out, Nie Bufan said to Si Chenyu: “You don’t need a new bucket of water. My Doudou loves cleanliness and takes a bath every day, so there is absolutely no disease.”

“You mean, have me share bathwater with a chicken?” Si Chenyu grabbed a chicken feather from the water and said angrily.

Nie Bufan stepped on the side of the bath with his hands crossed on his chest, and said, “This is how our Chicken Nest Village is. Chickens are sacred and inviolable. If you keep nagging, I will just give you cold water.”

Si Chenyu was extremely vexed, he had never received such cruel treatment before, staring at Nie Bufan with fire in his eyes, killing intent surging. The next moment he grabbed a shoe on the side and threw it at him.

Nie Bufan in a moment of laxity——of course, even if he was on guard, he wouldn’t have been able to avoid it——was hit directly, and fell into the water, splashing it everywhere.

Si Chenyu sneered, but his expression suddenly changed before he could let out a few ruthless words.

Nie Bufan popped his head up from the water, wiped his face with his right hand, and said with a smile: “So you want this village head to accompany you in the bath?”

Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth and said: “Get out.”

“You initiated this first, now you want to play hard to get?”

Si Chenyu’s expression became distorted, and he bared his teeth in a restrained voice: “Let go!”

“You tell me to let go and I’ll let go?” Nie Bufan approached closer, “give me a reason to let go.”

What the hell kind of reason is needed for this?

“If you don’t let go, I will kill you!” Si Chenyu threatened.

“Then kill me, it’s not a loss to exchange my life for you to die without descendants.”

It turned out that Nie Bufan’s left hand was tightly gripping something between Si Chenyu’s legs. When he fell into the water just now, he saw the target, and using a dragon’s claw hand move grabbed onto the other’s weak point.

Si Chenyu’s face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, his fists made cracking sounds as they clenched, and he gritted his teeth and said: “How can there be such a shameless person in the world like you?”

Nie Bufan smiled and showed white teeth: “I have teeth.” (TN: the word for shameless in Chinese sounds the same as toothless)

Si Chenyu turned away and suppressed the surging anger in his chest with the strength of an infant sucking milk.

He heard Nie Bufan say again: “Speaking of, brother Shi (TN: literally Brother Wet), you can really be controlled with one hand.” (TN: LMFAO. Here aside from saying he can control the other with his weakness NB is also making an insinuation that the other is small enough to be held in one hand)

Thrum! The last sane nerve was officially broken.

Si Chenyu violently pressed Nie Bufan against the pool, clasped his throat with both hands and shook him vigorously: “Are you going to let go?”

Okay. Big Wet is finally driven to mania.

“Cough, cough, calm, calm.” Nie Bufan was a little dizzy from being shaken, but his right hand was still dutifully gripping the thing, while his left hand sneaked under to scratch the other’s tickle spots.

Si Chenyu twisted his body, revealing a terrible expression as if he had been ravaged by someone, and the shaking of Nie Bufan stopped.

Nie Bufan thought to himself, it would be great if he had a camera at this time.

“You……” Si Chenyu, just how unlucky are you, to have offended Nie Bufan instead of anyone else.

“Brother Shi, come, take a deep breath, take a deep breath.” Nie Bufan stroked his chest up and down with his left hand.

Si Chenyu weakly hung his head on Nie Bufan’s shoulder, and the two maintained an ambiguous posture with necks entwined.

Si Chenyu gradually calmed down as he smelled the faint smell of grass coming from the other. Since childhood, no one had ever dared to be so rude to him, let alone make such a vulgar move on him. But looking at Nie Bufan’s expression, calm and undisturbed mixed with teasing, and a bit of playfulness in the cunning, so after the initial anger, he actually felt a strange amusement.

Forget it, this person in front of him could not be treated with common sense. Some people were like a seemingly harmless poisonous weed. If you step on it barefoot, you would have to suffer the consequences of poisoning.

Si Chenyu’s eyes suddenly flashed a glimmer of light, staring at Nie Bufan, and then……

“Ah!” Nie Bufan exclaimed, “What are you doing?”

“Giving you a dose of your own medicine.” Si Chenyu smiled grimly.

“This, although I really don’t want to make a blow to your pride, I still have to say it. Although your physique is better than mine, but that thing is smaller than mine. Just holding it like this, don’t you feel inferior?”

Si Chenyu’s anger that had just calmed down showed signs of resurgence. He smiled without meaning: “Hmph, are you sure yours is bigger than mine?”

“Of course, the feel can’t be wrong.”

“Then let’s compare.”

“How to compare?”

“This way.” Si Chenyu’s hand slipped into Nie Bufan’s trousers, grabbed the thing with five fingers and started to move flexibly. At that moment he had completely thrown the morals out the window. Just after spending such a short time with Nie Bufan, his inner evil was aroused.

“Hey, wait,” Nie Bufan stopped him, “Aren’t you ashamed of two big men doing this kind of thing?”

Do you still know shame? Si Chenyu snorted, but the movements of his hand did not stop, and said lightly: “I heard that you originally have this kind of interest. Isn’t that Li family’s son yours?”

“Uh, that’s right, for him I have to remain chaste and pure like jade.” Nie Bufan said righteously.

Si Chenyu snorted, with a clear expression of “Like I believe you.”

Nie Bufan was a young man with normal desires. After being so treated by Si Chenyu, he slowly got a reaction.

He pursed his lips, and while reciting ‘Amituofo’ silently, he also moved his hand, unwilling to lose to the other.

The two did not speak for a while, the temperature in the room seemed to be getting higher and higher, and their breathing became heavier and heavier.

Not long after, Si Chenyu leaned into Nie Bufan’s ear and whispered: “You still dare to say that yours is bigger than mine?”

Nie Bufan had no expression on his face, holding the iron rod with his left hand motionless.

“Okay, everything has been done, so there should be a beginning and an end.”

Nie Bufan glanced at him, and when he was about to cum, he suddenly gripped with force, and gave Si Chenyu a brutal and inhuman blow.

“Ah!” Si Chenyu bent down, his expression distorted.

Nie Bufan pushed him away and walked out of the bath.

“This village head will not keep you company.” Nie Bufan shook the water off and went away proudly, leaving only a certain prince who was currently grimacing in extreme pain.

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Just when he went out, he met Si Chenyu’s two subordinates. When they saw Nie Bufan soaked all over, they couldn’t help but curiously ask, “What’s the matter with you?”

Nie Bufan suddenly showed an aggrieved expression, and said angrily: “Your prince is sick!”

“Sick?” The guard frowned, “Don’t talk nonsense.”

“I’m talking nonsense?” Nie Bufan said angrily, “Just now I kindly sent clothes in. Who knew your prince actually, actually……”

“Actually what?”

“He actually did the unforgivable and bestial thing to me.”

“……Impossible.”

“Why do you think I stayed inside for so long just now, and cut such a sorry looking figure now?”

“……” Yeah, why?

Nie Bufan sighed: “If you don’t believe me then fine, I don’t want to say more. Who let me be just a little commoner. The prince wants it. Can I still not give it?”

“……”

Nie Bufan turned away. He just walked a few steps before suddenly turning around and saying, “Also, I have to say that the stamina of your prince is worrying.”

“…………!”

When Si Chenyu, who had an ugly expression on, walked out of the bathhouse, he was greeted with the strange looks from his men.

Si Chenyu only felt bewildered. He didn’t know that his image was being ruthlessly destroyed.

“Brother Shi, the Tian Nu is in the yard over there waiting for you.” Nie Bufan waved his hand at him on the other side.

At the moment Si Chenyu was wearing the clothes Nie Bufan prepared for him and was simple and plain. Without the expensive silk garments he appeared less majestic and arrogant, and had a bit more lost naturalness. If his expression was more normal then he would resemble more the style of a hidden sage.

The image in front of people and behind them was completely different. Two words——extremely hypocritical.

Si Chenyu nodded without expression, and was about to leave when he suddenly stopped and asked: “That’s right, I’ve been hearing something strange from just now, what did you call me?”

“Brother Shi.” Nie Bufan nodded affirmatively.

Si Chenyu took a deep breath: “You can call me ‘Si’ Gongzi.”

“Shi Gongzi.” Nie Bufan readily accepted the other’s suggestion.

“It’s ‘Si’.”

“Shi.”

“……”

The pronunciation correction was to no avail, so Si Chenyu went to meet the Tian Nu in a bad mood.

Nie Bufan did not participate in the conversation between the two.

When they finished talking, the food was ready. Nie Bufan asked Tu Beng to send the Tian Nu their share, and then asked him to take care of Si Chenyu’s two men.

When eating, Si Chenyu didn’t mention anything about the content of the conversation, but just said to Nie Bufan after the meal: “Clean up a room for me by tomorrow, I plan to move in for a short period.”

Nie Bufan replied as he picked up the dishes and chopsticks: “100 yuan per person per day, full board and lodging, daily settlement, no credit.”

Si Chenyu stared at him with an unkind expression. After a while, he placed a piece of jade pendant on the table and said coldly: “This jade pendant is worth at least five hundred taels.”

Nie Bufan glanced at it and said with disdain: “Sorry, I don’t accept pawning of objects to cover payment.”

It was too troublesome to exchange for money, and Nie Bufan hated trouble the most.
　　
Si Chenyu’s face was like an overcast sky, and cold winds seem to ooze from his body, but he kept his mouth shut. When his servant and guard walked in, he said stiffly, “Xu Si, give a hundred taels to this Nie Gongzi. “

The servant with a bruised face named “Xu Si” took out a hundred taels of silver bills angrily.

“Heihei, thank you for your patronage.” Nie Bufan smiled and took the banknote.

En, this business is quite good. He hoped that Nineteen could stay for a while longer, the good life was currently beckoning to him.

Si Chenyu was sent away with a belly full of angry air. Nie Bufan then found Nineteen and asked about the meeting.

Nineteen excitedly said: “I told him that the opening time of the treasure deposit must be in midsummer. As for the specific day, I still have to watch the stars at night.”

Nie Bufan gave her a thumbs up and praised: “Good job.”

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“This way I have enough time to find the key.” Nineteen said hopefully, “The Mistress said that my trip will be rewarding, and I believe I can do it.”

Nie Bufan agreed falsely: “Mhm, you can definitely do it.”

There were still a few months, hehehehe……

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Just as Nie Bufan and Nineteen were discussing the questions of quacks by the deep pool, three uninvited guests came to Chicken Nest Village.

The person in the lead was dressed in a deep purple robe with brocade embroidery. He wore a gold crown and belt that was hung with an auspicious jade pendant at the waist. A paper fan was held in his hand, looking very majestic and extraordinarily wealthy and noble. Behind him was a servant and a guard with a knife, expression cold and mighty, frightening Tu Beng when he saw it.

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“This noble, what brings you to Chicken Nest Village?” Tu Beng bowed tremblingly and greeted humbly.

“Where is Nie Bufan?” The person asked calmly.

“The village head is out.”

“Where is the Tian Nu?”

Tu Beng had a slightly distorted smile: “What did you say? Tian Nu? This humble one has never heard of it?”

“Really?” The man squinted at him with a pair of phoenix eyes, his voice was smooth and even, but it made one feel oppressed.

The man looked around and said in an unintentional manner: “The tea eggs from your village were selling well the other day, right?”

Tu Beng’s expression changed, and he ​​said with a fake laugh: “What are you talking about? Haha.”

The man knocked his palm with the fan, and asked, “Where is the Tian Nu?”

“Uh……she went out too.” Tu Beng became obedient and answered honestly.

“She went out with Nie Bufan?”

“Yes……”

“Where did they go?”

“It seemed like they went, went to the back of the village.”

After getting the answer, the man stopped talking, and walked towards the back of the village.

“Ai……” Tu Beng was preparing to stop them, but after thinking about it, he lowered his half-stretched hand.

If they want to go, then let them go……
　　
The person who suddenly came to Chicken Nest Village was Si Chenyu. He received the news that the Tian Nu had moved into Chicken Nest Village very quickly. He soon guessed that the location of Duobao Sage’s treasure deposit was probably here otherwise with the identity of the Tian Nu she would never appear in this poor backwater place for no reason. Moreover, the identity of the Tian Nu was revealed by Nie Bufan. If you say there was a relationship between them, he would never believe it. The only possible connection was the treasure deposit, or that the last key was here……

Si Chenyu led his underlings through the village and stopped when he approached the end of the village.

They had no choice but to stop in their tracks. In front of them chickens covered all over the mountains and completely flooded the road.

Si Chenyu signaled at the servant and motioned for him to open the way.

The servant comprehended, ran to the front and opened his arms, making a shoo away gesture. Generally speaking, the flock of chickens will scatter away under such shooing, but the flock of chickens in front of them was different. Their movements were not rushed, but was still pacing slowly, and occasionally they would look at the servant with extremely disdainful eyes.

The servant saw that his actions were not only ineffective, but also seemed to be held in contempt by this group of poultry. His anger surged and began to use violence. He lifted a foot and kicked it toward a chicken.

Then, a strange scene appeared. The golden rooster, who was about to be kicked, jumped onto the servant’s raised leg with extreme agility, and then climbed along the leg to his shoulder. The next instant a shadowless claw left the servant disfigured.

“Ah!” The servant screamed, covering his face.

Si Chenyu frowned, and was about to call the guard to check on his injuries, but unexpectedly the real battle had just begun. The servant’s screams seemed to signal a declaration of war. The originally laid-back chickens went silent, and their sharp eyes pierced straight at the three uninvited guests, full of fighting spirit.

The servant trembled all over, through the gaps in his fingers he saw that the chickens around him seemed to all have on a frightning expression.

He retreated to Si Chenyu’s side, getting into a defensive posture, he swallowed and said, “Lord Prince, something is wrong.”

Si Chenyu pushed him away with his fan, his temples throbbed suddenly, and he was struck with a bad feeling.

“Ooooo, ooooo——” A loud cry broke the weird silence, and then a flock of chickens charged towards them like a tide.

“Quick, run!” The servant shouted.

Si Chenyu didn’t need him to tell him, with a few vertical jumps he jumped onto a tree not far away, and the guard also grabbed the servant and leaped onto the roof.

Looking at the cackling, arrogant chickens on the ground, they all thought at the same time: Have these chickens gone crazy?

However, they obviously underestimated the fighting power of the fighter chickens. Do you really think that you’re safe once you climb to a high place?

“Gagaga……” A strange cry suddenly came from behind the guard and servant, as if someone was laughing high and sharp. They turned around to look, and saw a colorful chicken coquettishly showing off its gorgeous feathers. After successfully causing an effect equivalent to a lightning strike, it flew away after a flap of wings, and shouted: “Idiots——”

“I seem to hear it call us ‘idiots’?” The servant said uncertainly.

“You’re hallucinating.” The guard replied with twitching corners of his mouth.

The two exchanged a distressed look, pretending that nothing happened, and turned around again. Who knew they were stunned the moment they turned around. At some point, they were already surrounded by chickens, red, yellow, blue, green, black, white, and purple, as if they had been soaked in a dye vat, the colors flashed in such a way that you did not dare to look directly.

Both of them faced each other for a long time, and the servant finally couldn’t help shouting: “Run!”

The guard ran away as expected, but this time forgot to bring him.

“Ah——” The servant was instantly drowned and became the first casualty.

The guard mourned for him while jumping to another roof.

Si Chenyu on the tree looked at all this blankly, almost thinking that he was dreaming.

Splat. A glob of sticky matter with remaining warmth fell on his head.

Si Chenyu wiped his head heedlessly, but then his expression distorted and he looked up angrily.

Instantly, he stiffened.

On the branch, sat many chickens, looking at him condescendingly, with tiny eyes that shine a fierce light.

Even though Si Chenyu had martial arts, he couldn’t help but lose his mind when encountering such a scene. He gritted his teeth and jumped on the roof next to him before the chickens on the tree jumped down, and then frequently changed his position at any time like the guard.

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The scene afterwards became quite amusing. A group of chickens jumping up and down desperately chasing two people who were also jumping up and down desperately trying to avoid assassination by chicken.

For a time, chickens fly and eggs break, grass clippings blew all over the sky, dust coating everything. It was like a typhoon had just passed by.

If Si Chenyu and his guard were not good at martial arts, they likely would have shared the same sticky end as that servant long ago. Back then those thieves that came to steal chickens from Chicken Nest Village had been defeated the exact same way.

But they obviously wouldn’t be able to hold on for long. Chicken Nest Village not only had a large number of chickens, but also many different varieties, and not only were they agile but also possessed amazing physical strength.
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“This is……what’s going on?” When Nie Bufan and the others came back, they saw this chaotic scene.

“Aiyo, Lord Village Head, you finally came back.” Tu Beng ran over with a basket over his head, and with a bitter sorrowful face he briefly described the matter.

Nie Bufan let out an “Oh”, took a step forward, took a deep breath and with his hands on his hips, he then shouted, “Everybody freeze!”

The sound shook the sky and the earth, the momentum like a flood.

Suddenly, the picture seemed to be frozen, the originally irritable chickens suddenly stopped, even the some that were flying in the air froze, and fell to the ground like a weight.

The world, became silent.

Nie Bufan walked over to the two pitiful people that were cutting quite the sorry figures, but the Tian Nu and others were still in a dazed state.

Si Chenyu and his guard saw that the chickens that were chasing after them slowly dispersed, so they finally jumped off the roof but still with lingering fear.

As a relative of the emperor, Si Chenyu had never been so embarrassed. At this moment, his hair was messy, there were scratches on his gorgeous clothes, and he didn’t know where he dropped his fan.

He harshly tore off a chicken feather stuck in his hair, and was about to sternly criticize the village head of the Chhicken Nest Village in front of him, but Nie Bufan spoke first: “I will carefully calculate the casualties of the chickens later, plus the damages to the houses, the number of eggs broken, and some other losses. After the calculation is completed, I will hand you the bill. Please pay according to the amount.”

“What did you say?” Si Chenyu didn’t dare believe it, “You want me to compensate?”

“Don’t worry, I have always calculated fair prices, and cheat neither old or young.”

Si Chenyu clenched his fists and trembled all over.

“By the way, since you have also received quite the fright, this village is willing to provide a lunch and a warm bath for free. Guests can relax in a quiet environment to freshen up and then have a full meal.” Nie Bufan put on a cordial smile.

Take the initiative first, and then give a little sweetness. The ancestor’s “radish and stick” was truly the undefeated criterion for managing people.

Si Chenyu took a deep breath and tried to suppress his anger. He originally wanted to blurt out a refusal, but when he saw the three women not far away, he swallowed it back and responded instead: “Fine, I will pay for your loss. Now, immediately arrange for me a quiet room, as you said, prepare me hot water as soon as possible. I want to freshen up and bathe.” He couldn’t stand the dirt and odor on his body for a moment longer.

“No problem.” Nie Bufan called Tu Beng and had him go arrange.

“That’s right, I haven’t asked the name of the distinguished guest yet.” Nie Bufan asked casually when he turned back around.

“Si, Chen, Yu.” The answer was said through gritted teeth.

“Hehe, it sounds familiar.”

“……” Si Chenyu paused, his head was full of flashing blades and saturating blood, wishing he could just cut this person a thousand times.

In order to avoid a bloody murder scene, Si Chenyu made the right choice, sped up his pace and left after Tu Beng.

His guard rescued the tragic servant who had been ravaged by the chickens. The person still had a breath left, but unfortunately one could no longer recognize any human features.

At this time, Nineteen ran over and whispered to Nie Bufan, “Who is that?”

“Have you never seen him?”

Nineteen shook her head: “No, in fact, I haven’t seen any of the representatives of the four major families.”

“You are too useless.” Nie Bufan gave her contemptuous look, “What is meant by ‘knowing yourself, knowing the enemy and you will come unscathed through a hundred battles’? You don’t even have any information, and you want to pass off as a quack successfully?”

Nineteen widened guileless eyes and asked for advice: “What do you mean?”

Nie Bufan beckoned her over and whispered: “That was the prince Si Chenyu, the most distinguished one of the four big families. If you can fool him over, other people shouldn’t be a worry.”

Nineteen nodded in realization, and then asked: “Then what should I do later? He seems to be very angry with you?”

“Don’t worry, he has a weakness in my hands and dare not make a wrong move.”

Nineteen’s eyes flashed with gossip: “What weakness?”

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Nie Bufan coughed mildly, and decided then and there that in this life he would never tell the Tian Nu that the weakness was obtained by betraying her identity.

“Don’t worry about these minor issues, just think about how to deal with the prince later? Remember, the Tian Nu must look and act like a goddess, dignified and mysterious, talk vaguely and with mystique, leave them guessing……”

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