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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 035 Chicken Nest Village’s Treasures

The three of them were exhausted after such an ordeal. Both Zhang and Li had to stop eating halfway through, which was indeed a depressing matter. They both secretly swear in their hearts that they must do it until satisfaction next time!

Nie Bufan, who did not know their sinister intentions, thought that he had managed to dominate them so he fell asleep comfortably. As for how much tofu was eaten meanwhile, then only the heavens know, you know, I know, but he doesn’t know.

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Sleeping together in a harmonious bed until the next day, Zhang and Li, who were used to getting up early, didn’t mention anything about last night. In broad daylight, they were once again two upright and respectable gentlemen.

When he got out of bed, Li Yi stole a kiss on the cheek of Nie Bufan, who was still sleeping like a dead man. Zhang Junshi was unwilling to be left behind. Taking advantage of Li Yi not paying attention, he stole a kiss on the lips of little brother Nie.

However, Li Yi’s eyes were quick and vision excellent, from the corner of his eye he caught the other in the act, and his gloomy face became more gloomy. The two stood by the bed, none wanting to leave the room first.

Zhang Junshi smiled and said, “Brother Li, don’t you need to go freshen up?”

“Don’t need your concern, you can go ahead yourself.”

“I feel that Bufan should be given a quiet environment where he can rest. After all, he should be tired from last night.” Zhang Junshi said insincerely.

In fact, little brother Nie fell asleep earlier than anyone else, and slept more soundly than anyone else.

“That’s right, then let’s leave together.”

“Very good, I was just thinking the same.”

“……”

“Brother Li, are you going?”

“You first.”

“Together.”

“Let’s go.”

“……”

“I say, are you guys going or not?” Nie Bufan was finally awakened by their immature dialogue and behavior.

The two turned their heads at the same time and saw Nie Bufan leaning on his side, propping his head on one hand and looking at them with a look that clearly conveyed how foolish he thought them to be. Meanwhile, a pale and smooth leg was jiggled out of the quilt restlessly.

This little guy, he really made one want to really pounce on him and fiercely ravage him.

Nie Bufan waved his hand at them with disgust, like one would shoo a fly: “You guys go out quickly and let me have some peace for a while.”

Li Yi looked at Zhang Junshi with weird eyes, as if to say: I want to teach him a lesson, this little guy is too arrogant!

Zhang Junshi looked back: I feel the same, why not teach him together?

The two turned their eyes to Nie Bufan at the same time.

Nie Bufan was completely unaware, turning over and preparing to continue sleeping. But as soon as he closed his eyes, he suddenly felt that the quilt was lifted off, and then his head and feet were hugged separately, and then he was thrown up against the bed curtains, his body suddenly in midair.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……” Nie Bufan waved wildly in midair and screeched in terror, “I fear heights, I fear heights!”

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi turned a deaf ear, and tossed him more happily.

“Ahhhhhhh hahahaha……” Nie Bufan suddenly burst out laughing, “hahaha, it’s actually quite fun!”

With that said, he then proceeded to make all kinds of cool-looking poses in the air.

Both Zhang and Li looked at each other, and after another high throw, they both retracted their hands.

Without knowing it, Nie Bufan turned around in the air with his limbs wide open, and then slammed honorably into the quilt in a prone position, leaving a twisted human-shaped dent behind.

“Ow……my nose has flattened!” Nie Bufan’s muffled voice came from the quilt.

Zhang Junshi couldn’t help laughing, and Li Yi also covered his mouth and turned around, shoulders shaking in suppressed laughter.

“You guys are so evil.” Nie Bufan complained, touching his nose, “What if I fell and became stupid?”

Zhang Junshi touched his head tenderly: “Even if you become stupid, I will not despise you.”

“If you become stupid, the world will be peaceful.” Li Yi said seriously.

Nie Bufan pursed his lips and harrumphed a few times without replying.

It seemed that he couldn’t continue sleeping anymore. Nie Bufan fumbled and got up while dressing. The corner of his eye inadvertently glanced at the little guy on the bedside table and exclaimed, “Ah! Eyes opened!”

He squatted next to the little monkey and poked carefully with his finger.

The little monkey wrapped it hands and feet around his finger and even its tail curled around it, and then stretched out its head to lick it carefully, eyes widened and giving a cute dazed look.

“Wukong, you are so cute!” Nie Bufan said excitedly, “Grow up quickly, I will definitely find you a Tang Seng in the future!” (TN: central character in the Journey to the West along with Sun Wukong)

“What is Tang Seng?” Zhang Junshi asked curiously.

“A magical species that can recite sutras, walk upright, and like to attract demons.”

“……” Why does it feel like he is talking about Wang Shichan?

Nie Bufan happily went to feed the little monkey. Watching its cheeks sucking the milk, Nie Bufan’s fingers twitched a bit eagerly, and he really wanted to poke a few more times.

“Bufan, how long do you want to live here?” Li Yi asked.

En, we’ll go back today.” He turned his head and said to Zhang Junshi, “Zhang Third, can I trouble you to send someone to deliver some fresh milk to Chicken Nest Village every day? I will pay for the traveling expenses.”

So this is how you explain traveling expenses……Zhang Junshi smiled and said, “It’s no problem, you don’t need to worry about the cost, just leave it to me.”

Nie Bufan’s eyes were shining brightly, and he grasped his hand, thanking him: “Zhang Third, you are really a good brother of mine.”

“Ahem!” Li Yi faked a displeased cough from the side.

Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder, and comforted: “Although you are not very useful, at least you can knead the dough. The dumplings are quite delicious when made from the dough you knead.”

“……” Li Yi was speechless.

Zhang Junshi snickered.

Now that they decided to return to the village, the three of them did not delay anymore, and set off after cleaning up.

As soon as he entered the Chicken Nest Village, Nie Bufan didn’t even have time to say hello to his chickens, but quickly ran into his room, closed the door, and stared fixatedly at the little monkey lying on the palm of his hand.

After a long while, the little monkey remained unchanged, and he was finally relieved. It seemed that after the animals born outside the village return to the Chicken Nest village, they will still maintain their bodies and will not turn into chickens.

Was this the way to break the curse? Nie Bufan’s eyes sparkled, as if he had seen the bright future of Chicken Nest Village.

“Nie Bufan.”

At this moment, Si Chenyu’s voice came from outside the door.

Nie Bufan opened the door and said with a smile, “Brother Shi, you have need for me?”

Si Chenyu glanced him over, and found that he seemed to be emitting a rather amorous aura, and some suspicious traces were also revealed under his collar.

He couldn’t help teasing: “It looks like you have spent another night full of spring scenery.”

Nie Bufan flipped back a strand of hair that had fallen on his forehead, and cast a wink: “Brother Shi has truly sharp eyes.”

“……” Fine, he once again underestimated the thickness of this person’s face.

“Nie Bufan, look at this.” Si Chenyu took out an object from his pocket and handed it to him, asking, “It was found in your village. Do you know what it is?”

Nie Bufan took it. This object looked like the fang of a beast, the white jade was transparent, and it was carved with exquisite patterns.

“This doesn’t look like a thing from the Central Plains.” Si Chenyu stared at Nie Bufan and asked curiously, “Is it something from Chicken Nest Village?” (TN: central plains was used to refer to China in ancient times)

“It should be.” Nie Bufan thought to himself: there was 80% chance that this was dug out by those guys that liked to dig holes. They didn’t even know to hide it well, actually letting Si Chenyu discover it.

“What is ‘should be’?” Si Chenyu looked suspicious.

Nie Bufan sighed profoundly: “In fact, there are many treasures in our Chicken Nest village, but they are not properly stored. They are often picked up by some naughty chickens to play with, so I also don’t have an exact inventory.”

“You say that there are many treasures in Chicken Nest Village?” Si Chenyu was even more suspicious, “Can you let me see it?”

Nie Bufan squinted at him: “Don’t you know that ‘wealth must be kept hidden’?”

“……” Si Chenyu choked.

At this moment, the Tian Nu Nineteen suddenly ran over excitedly. Catching sight of Si Chenyu she was a bit taken aback, and then immediately adjusted her bearing. She instantly changed from agitated and rude to solemn and elegant. The speed of change amazed even Nie Bufan.

“Prince Si, I hope you are well.” She greeted him with a courteous gesture.

Si Chenyu greeted back, then turned his head and said to Nie Bufan: “I hope I will have the opportunity to see the ‘treasures’ in Chicken Nest Village in the future. Don’t worry, I will definitely not take it by force. I will take my leave now.”

After Si Chenyu left, Nineteen immediately pulled Nie Bufan into the room, and then nervously closed the door.

Nie Bufan crossed his arms around his chest and said vigilantly: “What do you want to do? I, Nie Bufan, will not sell my body!”

“What kind of nonsense is in your head?” Nineteen glanced at him contemptuously, then smiled triumphantly, pretending to mysteriously take out something from her sleeve, she whispered, “Guess what I found?”

“A magical egg?”

“Don’t mention eggs to me!” Recalling her painful experience a while ago, Nineteen said fiercely, “This time it must be correct, I found the last key!”

“Oh? What is it?” Nie Bufan widened his eyes with a look of expectation.

“This is it!” Nineteen carefully placed the thing in her hands on the table.

It was a jade pendant carved with a image of a qilin. It was crystal clear and exquisitely carved. It looked very valuable at first glance.

“It turned out to be this!” Nie Bufan said in surprise.

Nineteen proudly said: “You think it’s right too? We all guessed that the last key was based on the qilin image, and it seems to be the case now.”

Nie Bufan didn’t reply, but turned around and walked to the other side, and began to rummage in the cabinet.

“What are you looking for?” Nineteen asked strangely.

“This.” Nie Bufan took out a wooden box, opened it and faced it towards Nineteen.

Nineteen leaned forward and looked, and her whole person became stunned. She saw four jade pendants in the box, carved with a green dragon, a white tiger, a vermillion bird, and a black tortoise. Judging from the quality of the jade and the carving work, it was obviously the same as this qilin jade pendant.

Nie Bufan picked up the qilin jade pendant and said with a smile, “I didn’t think there was one more jade pendant in this set.”

Nineteen pointed at the contents of the box with a trembling finger: “This is……”

“Jade pendant.” Nie Bufan replied earnestly, “this should come from a certain master, and is a rare piece of art, and there is not a piece missing from the collection, making it even more precious as a set.”

Nineteen looked dazed, as if her soul had floated up into the sky.

Nie Bufant sincerely thanked her: “Truly, my thanks to you.”

Nineteen only felt dizzy, and then she desperately beat her fist on the table, a stifled scream sounded from her mouth: “Ah! Why? Just why?”

Nie Bufan kindly poured her a cup of water and comforted her: “Calm, calm.”

“I can’t calm down!” Nineteen irritably said, “I have been searching for so long, why can’t I find the last key?”

“Be patient, you will definitely find it.” Nie Bufan sat calmly at the table, stroking Wukong while he consoled Nineteen.

“I’m almost out of confidence.” Nineteen sat down in the chair dejectedly.

Nie Bufan’s eyes flickered and he suggested: “Why don’t you continue looking for it until after Lixia. If you still don’t find it by then, I will definitely find a way to help you solve the problem. And will definitely not let you lose face.” (TN: Lixia or Start of Summer, 7th of the 24 solar terms)

“Really?”

“Really.” Nie Bufan nodded with prudence.

“Brother Nie, you are so kind!” Nineteen was so grateful, looking at him as if looking at God.

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Nie Bufan’s chin was slightly raised, feeling quite impressive, and he accepted Nineteen’s worshipful gaze with peace of mind.

This fellow was too fudging deceitful!

TN: Nineteen’s catchphrase has now become “Why? Just why?” 😂

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 034 Three Person Bed Fight

Nie Bufan stared closely at the little monkey that broke out of its shell. It was only half the size of a palm, its body sticky with fluids and eyes not opened yet. Its limbs were curled and squirmed slightly.

“This……this, this is Wukong!” Nie Bufan poked the little monkey’s forehead with a trembling finger, his eyes flashing bright like searchlights. (TN: Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, character with supernatural powers from the novel Journey to the West)

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At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked in with hot water.

Nie Bufan held the little monkey, took the towel that Zhang Junshi handed over, and carefully wiped the mucus on its body.

Only now did Zhang Junshi see the little thing in his hand and was surprised: “What is this?”

“My son.” Nie Bufan replied without raising his head.

“……This seems to be a female.”

“Then it’s my wife.”

“……” This was too hardcore……actually, what Nie Bufan meant to say was “daughter”, right?

“Where did this little thing come from?” Zhang Junshi asked with puzzlement. He just went out for a short moment, it couldn’t be that a monkey ran into the room at that moment and left this little monkey behind? Regardless of how possible this matter was, what surprised him was that this monkey was too small!

“I don’t know, I picked it up by the window just now.” Nie Bufan answered casually.

After helping the little monkey get clean, he said to Zhang Junshi: “Zhang Third, can you buy me a female dog or ewe that has milk?”

“This is no problem, I will ask someone to do it right away.”

“Thank you.” Nie Bufan smiled brightly and his eyes were full of joy.

Zhang Junshi’s chest where his heart was warmed and he couldn’t help but lean forward and press a kiss on his face. Such a lovely Nie Bufan was really irresistible.

Nie Bufan slapped him away with discontent: “Hurry up, Wukong is starving.”

“Wukong?” Zhang Junshi pointed to the little monkey who was wrapped around Nie Bufan’s finger.

Nie Bufan nodded, raised his hand, and affirmed: “It will be called ‘Wukong’ from now on.”

By noon, the workers brought back a female dog that was currently in the post pregnancy stage.

Nie Bufan had people modify a leather water canteen and filled it with warm milk, feeding the little monkey through a hollow reed tube.

Zhang Junshi watched from the side, his eyes full of tenderness and smiles.

Seeing the little monkey sucking happily, Nie Bufan suddenly said, “I have decided to live here for a few days to facilitate feeding. I will go back when Wukong becomes stronger.”

“Can’t you bring the female dog back to the village?” Zhang Junshi certainly welcomed Nie Bufan living here, but he was sure that Li Yi would come to find him soon, so it was better to return to the village than stay at the restaurant.

Nie Bufan shrugged and said in a disagreeing tone: “You have lived in Chicken Nest Village for so long, haven’t you found that there are no other animals in the village except chickens?”

“This is indeed quite puzzling.” Zhang Junshi remembered that he once lost a donkey in Chicken Nest Village, and it had not been traced back so far. Later, he gave another donkey to Nie Bufan, but it also disappeared without a trace.

“Well, that’s because Chicken Nest Village cannot accommodate other animals for the time being.” Nie Bufan looked at the little monkey in his hand and muttered, “I don’t know if this little guy will be an exception……”

The appearance of the little monkey made Nie Bufan completely forget the fact that he once again lost his chastity, and even more so he completely forgot the dissatisfied hungry wolf that was Li Yi. He only thought about how to raise the little monkey.

It wasn’t until after dinner did Li Yi suddenly appear in front of Nie Bufan.

He came faster than Zhang Junshi expected, and once he came he monopolized the position next to Nie Bufan, looking like an immovable wooden stake.

“Why don’t you go back to the village?” Li Yi asked.

“Because of this little guy.” Nie Bufan showed off the little guy in his hands enthusiastically and with a proud expression.

Li Yi glanced at it from the corner of the eye, and said with disinterest: “If you like it, take it back.”

“I will take it back, but I still have to stay here for a few days.” Nie Bufan was not happy that his daughter was ignored, and he harrumphed, “Tu Beng is in the village, so you won’t be going hungry. You can go back first.”

Li Yi looked at the faint hickey on his collarbone and his expression darkened. He said, “Then I will stay too.”

Zhang Junshi leaned against the door, and said lightly: “Brother Li, my restaurant specializes in food, beverages and meals but does not double as an inn. Could you please move to another place, we do not entertain guests here.”

“I’ll sleep with Bufan.” Li Yi did not feel any embarrassment for essentially being told to piss off, and remained sitting there motionless.

Zhang Junshi raised his eyebrow and said with a smile: “This room where Bufan sleeps is mine. Brother Li does not plan to be the cuckoo that occupies the nest, right?”

“Why not?” Li Yi looked at him directly, with a proud expression that conveyed “I have martial arts, what can you do to me.”

Zhang Junshi’s smile faded away, and once again engaged in a statically charged staring contest with Li Yi.

Nie Bufan simply ignored their turbulent undertones. He lay on the bed, looking at the little monkey next to his pillow, and waved his hand saying, “Sleep wherever, I want to exchange feelings with Wukong tonight. Unrelated idlers shall withdraw.”

Li Yi glanced at the outrageously small monkey and said lightly, “With your sleeping habits, you are not afraid of crushing this little thing to death?”

Nie Bufan glared at him and said with a displeased tone: “What’s wrong with my sleeping habits? I have always slept well and peacefully.”

Zhang and Li both cast contemptuous looks at him at the same time.

Nie Bufan suddenly felt that he had been seriously insulted, and pointed at them: “Okay, let’s sleep together tonight, and see if I am a peaceful sleeper or not!”

Li Yi said sincerely: “En, I will definitely observe you carefully.”

Zhang Junshi said: “I look forward to your performance.”

Nie Bufan suddenly felt like he had dug his own grave, and he muttered: “I have warmed your bed so many times but not only are you not grateful, but you also tried to slander me. The human heart is really unpredictable and sinister……”

But with three people in a bed, nothing would happen, right?

After washing up at night, Nie Bufan put the little monkey on the plush blanket on the bedside table. And to prevent the little monkey from catching a cold he also put a hot water bottle under the plush blanket. The little guy slept soundly so Nie Bufan also relaxed. As soon as he turned around, he saw Zhang Junshi and Li Yi each occupying one side of the bed, leaning on the bedpost and staring at him with bright and alert eyes.

Zhang Junshi patted the empty space in the middle, and smiled: “It’s late, time to sleep.”

Li Yi lifted the quilt and crooked a finger at him.

What happened to these two people? Weren’t they as incompatible as water and fire? When did they become so harmonious and united?

Nie Bufan tilted his head, thinking about the possibility of leaving at this time, and his feet also started to twitch eagerly in preparation for escape.

Both Zhang and Li seemed to have known his thoughts, and at the same time stretched out their hands to drag him on to the bed.

“Aiyo, what are you doing?” Nie Bufan yelled loudly, “Don’t you see that I haven’t prepared myself yet?”

“What preparation do you need for sleep?” Li Yi glanced at him.

“For example, mulling over the urge to pee in advance……”

“Sleep!” Li Yi covered him entirely with a quilt, causing him to look like a human-shaped pupa.

Nie Bufan poked out his head carefully and whispered: “Otherwise, let’s tell stories?”

Zhang Junshi rubbed his head warmly and said: “It’s best you don’t tell any stories, or it will be at your own risk.”

Nie Bufan muttered under his breath, and then tucked his head back into the quilt. Not long after, he felt two warm bodies around him, and then there were two sets of arms wrapping around his chest and waist, one from the left and one from the right.

Nie Bufan was silent for a while, and finally couldn’t help but poke out his head and said: “If we sleep like this, there wouldn’t be any need to wait until tomorrow to know that I can definitely sleep as solid as a rock.”

He simply couldn’t move at all!

Li Yi put his head on top of his head and replied: “You will get used to it.”

Zhang Junshi pressed his face to his neck and said with a smile: “If you feel uncomfortable, just say it. I have always been reasonable.”

I am not feeling well now! Nie Bufan yelled in his heart.

“Okay, go to sleep!” Li Yi put his hand into his shirt, and pretending that it was unintentional he pinched the red bean on his left chest.

Zhang Junshi’s hands wandered down to his abdomen, and his warm breath sprayed on his neck, causing him to tremble.

Nie Bufan endured it for a bit, but still said, “Can I sleep on the outside of the bed?”

“No.” The two refused at the same time.

Nie Bufan looked aggrieved, and like a pitiful little wife he endured the harassment from the two.

There was silence in the room except for the breathing that alternated from slow to quick from the three people.

In the darkness, a salty pig’s hand suddenly grasped Nie Bufan’s vital part. (TN: slang for a groping hand)

Nie Bufan’s breath stuttered, and he tried his best to suppress the urge to yell. Subconsciously he clamped his legs together, but it only clamped that hand in tighter.

He stretched out his hand, pinched a piece of skin on that hand and twisted it fiercely. The next moment the sound of someone letting out a deep gasp sounded in his ears.

Nie Bufan secretly smiled in his heart: Xiaozi, is it so easy to take advantage of me? (TN: xiaozi, or little guy, is a mild insult also used as an affectionate term)

But before he could feel proud for long, another hand wandered around the base of his thigh, as if it was tickling or tempting.

Nie Bufan grabbed the other’s wrist and kicked him warningly.

Suddenly, Nie Bufan felt his body being pulled into the arms of Li Yi and deviated from the middle position. Zhang Junshi immediately hooked his waist, trying to pull him back, but lacked the strength.

Zhang Junshi stretched out his foot, bypassed Nie Bufan, and kicked Li Yi fiercely. Li Yi was not moved, but instead pressed Nie Bufan’s leg to straddle his waist.

Nie Bufan had his back to Zhang Junshi and closely pressed up against Li Yi.

Zhang Junshi squinted his eyes and smiled coldly. He stretched his hand down Nie Bufan’s back, plunged straight into the deep entrance covered by his pants, and sneakily penetrated it with two fingers.

Nie Bufan trembled slightly. Coincidentally it was just as Li Yi covered his lips and blocked his exclaim. He was stimulated on both ends at the same time, which was truly indescribably terrifying.

Nie Bufan twisted desperately, but it caused Li Yi’s fire to soar, and his desire to rise up to press tightly against his abdomen.

He had no choice but to arch his body slightly, but it happened to only make it more convenient for Zhang Junshi behind him.

Zhang Junshi took out his fingers, leaned on his legs and pressed his lower body closer, gently inserting himself into the area that had been expanded just now.

Nie Bufan realized that his situation was not looking so good and wanted to struggle away, but his limbs were all restrained, his lips were also captured, and he could only make a few indecipherable sounds.

Zhang Junshi realized the situation was rarely so convenient. Thrusting forward, he forcefully penetrated into the hinterlands, which had Nie Bufan cry without tears from the sting. In the darkness, there was only a slight sound of flesh on flesh collision.

Li Yi realized that something was not good, so he let go of Nie Bufan’s lips and stretched out his leg to insert between his legs. But it happened to collide with a certain someone’s knee instead, causing the two to grunt at the same time. Li Yi reacted a little faster, and kicked Zhang Junshi away. He then lifted Nie Bufan up, spreading his legs and then slamming him down on his groin, filling up again the area that was just opened up by another.

“Ah!” Nie Bufan finally called out, feeling that he had been penetrated right through.

At this time, Zhang Junshi once again determinedly pressed over, leaving many hickeys on Nie Bufan’s back. He looked a little irritable having not had his desire completely relieved.

Li Yi gained the initiative and began to thrust unscrupulously. The repression of many days worth of dissatisfaction was vented out at this moment. It was like the outbreak of a flood, completely out of control, even almost forgetting the presence of Zhang Junshi on the side.

One would become addicted to Nie Bufan’s taste once they had a sample. Both Zhang and Li have a deep understanding of this, despite the fact that this guy was always so maddening.

“Enough!” Nie Bufan cried out in a strange voice, “Can’t we sleep peacefully? Stop it! I can’t stand it anymore!”

“If your energy isn’t completely drained, how can you sleep well?” Li Yi replied with a husky voice.

“It’s you guys who have too much energy, what does it have to do with me?” Nie Bufan felt aggrieved. He clearly just wanted to sleep. Who knew that three people sharing the same bed wasn’t enough to stop them from turning into beasts! What about morals? What about morals? Are they still there?

“Why doesn’t it have anything to do with you?” Zhang Junshi bit his ear and said in a low voice, “Who let you be so tempting?”

“Is that my fault?” Nie Bufan trembled, “Can you guys be even more shameless?”

“To be honest,” Zhang Junshi sighed, “After I met you, I finally knew that I could be so shameless.”

Li Yi said with deep empathy: “Encountering Bufan will ruin one’s life. In this life, I am afraid that there is no saving me. So Bufan, you have to compensate me for my loss.”

“Your loss?” Nie Bufan’s voice changed key and he said angrily, “Is your loss bigger than mine…… ngh, be gentler!”

I cry without tears, I cry without tears!

“Li Yi, are you finished?” Zhang Junshi’s face was rather dark.

“Ask me again in another hour.” Li Yi continued to exercise unswervingly.

Nie Bufan became irritable, pulling loose an arm he reached downwards and grasped the thing, pulling it hard.

Li Yi was befell with tragedy, his body arching up in unbearable pain.

He was too careless, actually having forgotten Nie Bufan’s powerful destructive power.

Zhang Junshi took advantage and pulled Nie Bufan into his arms.

Nie Bufan darkened his face: “If you dare to go in, I will male it so that you will be impotent in the future!”

Only then did Zhang Junshi dare not move rashly, enduring his straining and painfully swollen desire with difficulty.

Nie Bufan righteously said: “Although the thickness of my skin is comparable to a city wall, but it is not something you can try to puncture casually! You want me to give up my male dignity and obediently let you do things to me, then only in the case that my chickens all become Buddhas!”

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Both Zhang and Li were speechless. What kind of male dignity did he even have? It would just be best to accept your fate obediently, but still you stubbornly struggle to death. Don’t you know that the more you struggle, the more excited the enemy would be?

They have been bent completely, and this guy still want to remain straight? In your dreams!

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 033 Hatching Of An Egg (Or Zhang Third’s Strategy)

The next day, Li Yi left Nie Bufan’s room with a face looking like he had constipation. In a short period of time, it was likely he would not be coming over again.

When Zhang Junshi learned of the situation, he laughed unkindly, something that was seldom of him. Who let that man knock him out? He could only send him three words: served you right!

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Nie Bufan was no longer in danger of losing his chastity so his days were lived in a disgustingly happy manner. He no longer had any troubles so that meant the Tian Nu, Si Chenyu, Chen Muran, Li Huai and others all met with troubles. Often they would be harrassed inhumanely, unable to sleep well or eat well, and having to always be on guard of flying feathers.

Si Chenyu said to Li Yi and Zhang Junshi: “I notice you have a good relationship with him, so can’t you control him a bit?”

Li Yi’s face was cold, and black anger emitted from all over his body.

Zhang Junshi smiled as gentle and pleasant as a spring breeze, and promised that he would do some damage control.

That day, Nie Bufan came back from getting fresh air, and suddenly saw an egg next to his pillow.

He thought it strange, under his training the hens had not laid eggs on his bed for a long time. What’s up with this one today?

He stretched out his hand to pick it up, and a warmth radiated from it. Something seemed to be beating in the egg, slowly and powerfully.

Was this a fertilized egg? The chicken inside had taken shape?

Nie Bufan took the egg and held it up against the sun, it was rather dim and unclear.

He randomly stuffed the egg into his pocket and prepared to find a brooding hen to incubate it.

At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked in and said with a smile: “Bufan, are you free? How about going to the restuarant with me?”

“What’s up?”

“Didn’t you sell me the tea egg recipe last time? The restuarant has already made the first batch according to the recipe. I don’t plan to sell this batch. I want to take you to try it out instead.”

“Oh, so that’s it. Okay, let’s go. If we hurry, we can come back before night.” Nie Bufan pulled Zhang Junshi and walked out of the house.

It just so happened that Li Yi went to visit Si Chenyu at his place, and he would definitely not come to keep an eye on him for a while.

When the two arrived at the Zhang family restaurant, the waiter had already peeled the tea eggs and put them in the room, and even had a pot of good wine and plates of appetizers placed on the side.

“How is it? Is the taste okay?” Zhang Junshi asked.

Nie Bufan nodded and said, “En, it’s much better than what I made.”

Zhang Junshi smiled and said, “That’s because we use more ingredients. Come, have some more.”

Nie Bufan was not courteous with him either, his chopsticks moved like they were flying, and occassionally he would clink his wine cup from time to time with Zhang Junshi, all the while making small talk about life.

By the time they were full of wine and food, night had already fallen. Stars could be seen outside the window, and there were few pedestrians on the road.

“Will you stay here tonight?” Zhang Junshi suggested casually.

Nie Bufan leaned against the window with drunken eyes and murmured an affirmative.

Zhang Junshi’s eyes flashed, and he went out and ordered his workers to prepare water.

In the guest room, there was an oval wooden tub big enough for one or two people to bathe in. Of course, it was not as good as the bath at Nie Bufan’s place, and could only soak half of the body.

Nie Bufan undressed and walked unsteadily behind the screen. Zhang Junshi was right next to him, when he suddenly saw an egg falling out of his clothes, he hurriedly caught it, and put it on the bedside table together with his clothes.

Nie Bufan was confused, thinking he was at his own house, and was ready to jump inside when he saw the water. If Zhang Junshi’s eyes and hands weren’t quick enough, he would have definitely caused a catastrophe. Zhang Junshi looked at his charmingly naive countenance and couldn’t help kissing him on the cheek, then he lifted him into the tub. He himself stepped into it naked as well.

“Bufan.” Zhang Junshi whispered in his ear.

Nie Bufan rubbed his arms and muttered, “Zhang Third, I feel dizzy.”

“It’s okay, you’ll be fine after awhile.” Zhang Junshi picked up a towel to help him wipe his body, but this guy was not compliant at all, his body twisting restlessly, and even singing a raunchy song loud and out of tune. It caused Zhang Junshi to become quite agitated.

“Bufan, I won’t be able to hold back if you keeping moving.” Zhang Junshi warned.

Nie Bufan suddenly sat upright with a solemn expression, and pointed at him, “If it’s more than one can bear, then one don’t have to bear it anymore!”

“……” Well then, you said it.

Zhang Junshi stared at him with scorching eyes, then pressed him against the side of the bucket and kissed his lips deeply.

The two were entangled in the slightly narrow tub, their bodies pressed tightly, and even the gradually cooling water could not suppress the turbulent flames.

Zhang Junshi retracted his tongue from Nie Bufan’s mouth, bringing out a silvery strand of saliva. He kissed down his chin, neck, Adam’s apple, collarbone……lifting the other up by the waist, he then moved to capture the cherry red on his chest, twisting and sucking.

“Ah……Zhang Third, you……” Nie Bufan’s mind was a little fogged, but his body’s sensations constantly stimulated his nerves and caused him to blush and his heartbeat to speed up.

Zhang Junshi did not speak, arching Nie Bufan’s whole body out of the bath tub so that it was lying flat on the cloth mat beside the tub.

“Tonight, you belong to me.” Zhang Junshi positioned his desire between his legs, rubbing lightly, as he also kept stimulating the sensitive spots all over Nie Bufan’s body with his hands.

Nie Bufan felt like a fish thrown on the beach, dry, hot, and gasping hard.

The “fisherman” sharpened his knife in eagerness, first steaming him, then spreading some sauce, and then finally taking a bite.

“Ah! No!” Nie Bufan seemed to suddenly come back to himself, startled all over. He raised his foot and pressed it to Zhang Junshi’s lower abdomen to prevent him from entering.

Zhang Junshi pushed his feet away at will, and consoled: “Don’t be afraid, although this is my first time, I will definitely be gentle.”

“It doesn’t seem to be a matter of whether it’s the first time or not the first time.” Nie Bufan trembled, “We’re both men, what’s so great about doing it?”

“Oh? Then you let Li Yi in your bed?”

“Don’t, don’t get me wrong, it was an accident.”

“Oh? Really?” Zhang Junshi smiled, “Actually, this is also an accident. You are drunk and I am drunk.”

“……Does being drunk mean letting loose the beastly nature?”

“Obviously.” Zhang Junshi held his hips and went in a little more.

Nie Bufan leaned back on the ground with his elbows, trying to slip out of Zhang Junshi’s arms. But as he inched back, the other also inched further. The both of them had already moved more than two meters and still remained intimately connected.

Nie Bufan was powerless and looked at Zhang Junshi pitifully.

Zhang Junshi had always been gentle, but at this moment he became uncharacteristically determined, and no longer gave Nie Bufan time to struggle. He clamped down on his waist and with a deep thrust he bottomed out.

“Ah! It hurts!” Nie Bufan slapped hard at the man on him.

Zhang Junshi was actually very nervous, and his heart was beating very fast. It wasn’t until after he entered that the feeling of ecstasy down to his bones finally registered and giving him a great shock.

He sighed slowly, breathing heavily.

This……truly put one’s tolerance to the test! This thought came to both of them at the same time.

Looking at each other, like coming to a tacit understanding, a wave of fierce collisions began.

Nie Bufan had now arrived at a state where he had nothing else to lose, throwing all morals to the wind. He was already at this point. If he continued to restrain himself, then what kind of a man would he be!

With the excuse of being drunk, he put aside his scruples, relaxed his body, and accepted the other as much as possible.

“Ngh……” It was too deep. Nie Bufan moaned.

“Be quieter.” Zhang Junshi gasped in his ear and said, “The walls have ears.” (TN: idiom for thin walls or possible listening ears)

“Ah……nhh……” Nie Bufan moaned louder.

Zhang Junshi immediately kissed him, raised his leg, and thrusted in heavily.

Nie Bufan’s eyes widened, his cheeks flushed.

A smile flashed in Zhang Junshi’s eyes, and his movements slowed down.

The two of them rolled to the other side of the mat, indulging in the pleasure to their heart’s content, their suppressed moans and intermittent sounds of slapping flesh filled the room.

This night was doomed to be sleepless……

Nie Bufan only woke up when the sun was already high up the next day. He immediately felt a splitting headache and his body sore and weak.

His upper body was covered in hickeys, and except for a slight tingling in the private parts, it didn’t hurt as much as the first time. In fact, Li Yi couldn’t be blamed for his poor technique. It was the first time, and he also chose to take Nie Bufan when he was sober. Nie Bufan’s ability to act outlandish when he was sober was something too hard for ordinary people to win up against. His ability to complete the process was already considered an extraordinary talent, and yet you hoped that he would be tender?

On this matter, Zhang Junshi was more clever. He first tricked Nie Bufan into coming along with a flawless reason, and then calmly used the wine and dishes to lower his guard. After he was full and tipsy, naturally his guard would also be completely down.

At this time, whether Nie Bufan was a spirit demon or a ghost, either way he could only wait to be eaten by him, and even gaining the ultimate enjoyment.

Just when Nie Bufan was grimacing, Zhang Junshi walked in with a smile.

“You……” Nie Bufan pointed at him, eyes like knives.

“Does your body still hurt?” Zhang Junshi sat on the edge of the bed, pulled his hand down, and said warmly, “Do you want to sleep some more?”

“Don’t wanna sleep anymore.” Nie Bufan shook off his hand and said with full vigor, “Am I such a fragile person? That I would be knocked down in one night!”

Zhang Junshi’s eyes were piercing, and he smiled and said, “Then it seems we can continue tonight.”

Nie Bufan choked and said with his head hanging down: “Zhang Third, I was drunk and you were drunk too, so the beastly nature presented itself, and led to such a result. Why dont we pretend it didn’t happen?”

En……” Zhang Junshi touched his chin and pondered, “Alright, we can do it everytime we get drunk, and forget it everytime we do it, how about it?”

Nie Bufan looked at him slantingly and said with disbelief: “Zhang Third, are you still Zhang Third? Are you still my gentle and pure brother Zhang Third?”

“Of course I am.” Zhang Junshi smiled gently as always, and said smoothly, “Don’t think too much, I will be responsible for you to the end.”

“I don’t need you to be responsible.” Nie Bufan said horrified, “I still want to marry a wife and have children, and raise children to guard against old age.”

Zhang Junshi patted his head and said seriously: “It is better to do less daydreaming.”

“……”

“Okay, I’ll have someone to prepare hot water for you to freshen up. Let’s go and eat together after you clean up.” Zhang Junshi placed a kiss in between his eyes, then got up and left.

Nie Bufan fell on the bed, rolling around while wolf howling. How was it that he had guarded against Li Fourth but forgot Zhang Third?

Wait, that’s not right! Nie Bufan sat up. Why didn’t Wang Shichan appear this time? Was his attitude towards others dependent on the person? Be alert with Li Yi, but ignore Zhang Junshi?

Could he have eavesdropped the whole night?

Nie Bufan scanned the surroundings vigilantly, only letting out a relieved sigh when he made sure that there was no suspicious figure around. Could it be that Wang Shichan didn’t follow him at all?

Nie Bufan simply forgot. Back then he had said personal protection “in the village”. With Wang Shichan’s meticulous personality, he would absolutely follow a prescribed pattern to the letter.

He put on his clothes angrily and decided to use the scriptures as toilet paper after he went back.

At this moment, there was a sudden click that sounded in his ear, as if something had cracked.

Nie Bufan followed the direction of the sound and saw a crack in the shell of the egg on the bedside table.

He leaned forward in surprise, and murmured: “This way can also hatch a chick?”

Although eggs could be hatched artificially, it still needed to have the right temperature, and it was absolutely impossible to hatch if they were exposed to air below 20°C for a long time.

But looking at this situation, the chicken was indeed breaking its shell.

Nie Bufan widened his eyes and stared at the egg’s changes intently. As the egg shell slowly fell off, a fluffy thing was gradually exposed.

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This was……a monkey? A monkey born from an egg?

Nie Bufan was stunned!

AN: “The Secrets of Chicken Nest Village”

Fifth, if the fertilized eggs in Chicken Nest Village are hatched outside the village, they will restore the original form of the mother. And unless they are chickens, animals born outside will no longer turn into chickens when they return to the Chicken Nest Village.

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 032 A Bodyguard For Half The Scriptures

Nie Bufan called Tu Beng and the attendants of Si Chenyu and the others to strip the hapless fellows who had been caught by Wang Shichan to their underwear, and then threw them out of the village one by one.

In the next few days, in order to prevent Li Yi’s sneak attack, Nie Bufan started holding sleepovers at other people’s houses. His first unlucky target was Chen Muran, who seemed the most harmless, and his second target was Li Huai, who was the most easily bullied.

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Chen Gongzi prided himself on his excellent demeanor, but when faced with Nie Bufan he could not help but to lose composure. At night, Nie Bufan and his chickens occupied his bed; during the day, he had to face the bizarre and murderous looks from Li Yi and Zhang Junshi. Truly, he couldn’t sleep well or eat well.

After enduring with difficulty for two days, he finally said the most blunt and rude sentence in his life: “Village head Nie, can you piss off back to your house to sleep?”

As a result, Nie Bufan could only leave sheepishly. Originally, he was not such an obedient person, but the situation left him no choice. He was dragged out by Chen Muran’s attendants……

When he passed Li Yi, the other leaned against the door and looked straight at him. He tapped a foot towards the room, signaling that he was very welcome to come back.

Nie Bufan bypassed him and entered Li Huai’s house.

Li Huai showed extreme rejection of his arrival. Nie Bufan completely ignored him and jumped into bed. Five to six chickens followed behind him. It was worth noting that these chickens have very good habits and knew how to wipe the stains from their claws on a certain someone’s clothes.

Li Huai trembled with anger as he watched his expensive robe being destroyed in an instant.

“Nie Bufan, do you have any education?”

“I’m responsible for the education.” Nie Bufan patted the chickens beside him and smiled carelessly.

Li Huai said angrily: “You get out now, you are not welcome here!”

“Don’t be like this, sleeping together is more lively.”

“What livliness is needed when sleeping!”

“That’s true. Huai Huai, it’s getting late, let’s go to sleep quietly.”

“Don’t call me Huai Huai!” Li Huai rushed over and grabbed Nie Bufan’s arm, trying to pull him out of bed.

Nie Bufan clung to the bedpost and shouted, “Don’t be like this, the bed will collapse.”

Li Huai gritted his teeth and shook off his hand, saying fiercely: “I’ll ask my brother to come and sleep with you!”

“Huai Huai!” Nie Bufan rushed forward and glomped onto Li Huai’s waist, and said affectionately, “You have the heart to push me to others? We have already been engaged with a kiss. According to all reason you are more suitable to sleep with me than your brother.”

“What? What engaged with a kiss!” Li Huai flushed and said irritably, “You forced it on me!”

“Yes, yes, you’re right, I forced the kiss. But who told me that I couldn’t restrain the emotions?” Nie Bufan patted his back and helped smooth his peacock feathers down.

“Towards men, what is there to feel so unrestrained about!” Li Huai’s face became even more flushed, but his tone fell.

“There is a poem saying:’Strolling beneath the moon is as if falling in love, the emotions come upon us unprohibited. We are also involuntary victims!” Nie Bufan leaned his head on Li Huai’s waist and looked deeply at the candlestick.

Li Huai was silent. He remembered that Nie Bufan kissed him in public in order to make a fool of him. But now he was painting it as an act of affection. He almost even became fooled by him. Did he really think he was so easy to trick? He wanted to see if Nie Bufan was truly attracted to men.

“Fine, just for tonight!” Li Huai pulled away Nie Bufan’s hand and walked to the other side of the bed to change clothes.

Nie Bufan glanced at him strangely, this reaction seemed rather abnormal?

Li Huai turned sideways to him and slowly took off his clothes, his naked upper body taking on a faintly tempting glow under the candlelight. He tucked his long hair to one side, then bent down and took off his trousers, leaving only the underpants. Finally, he picked up the robe that was used for sleep and put it on gracefully. The light passed through the thin robe and highlighted the curves of his limbs giving it a hazy beauty.

After doing this, Li Huai used the corners of his eyes to observe Nie Bufan’s reaction, but the result only left him furious! This guy actually fell asleep with his limbs flung wide open! So he had wasted his feelings and his efforts just now? No, it’s not a complete waste of effort, at least the chickens were still staring at him with their beady eyes wide open, as if looking at a unicorn.

Li Huai trembled with anger and violently lifted the quilt and lay on the bed, even kicking Nie Bufan a couple of times.

Nie Bufan turned over and said as if dream talking: “I will treat you to eggs tomorrow……”

“……” Li Huai desperately beat the pillow with a look of grief and anger.

The next day, Li Huai expectedly got up with a pair of panda eyes, looking very much haggard.

But Nie Bufan was full of energy, and after breakfast, he started picking eggs everywhere. This period was the peak egg laying period. Many chickens didn’t like to lay their eggs in the henhouse. Every place in the village could be a potential egg laying place.

However, since discovering the chicken induced hole, Nie Bufan began to take some preemptive measures, and did not let Tu Beng help pick the eggs, so as not to pick up some bizarre treasures.

After a busy morning, he filled up two baskets of eggs. After lunch, he led a group of chickens up the mountain to get some fresh air.

Li Yi and others were taken care of warmly by the chickens, and none could follow along.

Nie Bufan climbed halfway up the mountain and faced the cloud-shrouded mountaintops. Under the protection of the chicken flock, he felt bold and daring, stretching out his arms he shouted: “I-Am-The-King-Of-Chicken-Nest-Village!”

“Oooooo——” The chickens responded enthusiastically.

The declaration echoed in the mountains, awe-inspiring and majestic.

With his hands on his hips and his feet on the rocks, he looked around the mountains like a great man looking down at the world.

After he finished getting a kick out of the childish act, Nie Bufan was satisfied. As soon as he turned around to go back to the village, however, he was startled by Wang Shichan who appeared behind him at some unknown time.

“If you’re here, you should say hello or something!” Nie Bufan said dissatisfied, “acting like a ghost, is it just to scare people for fun?”

Wang Shichan looked calm and asked, “When will you give me the Buddhist scriptures?”

“Wait until I am happy one day.”

“You seem to be happy every day.”

Nie Bufan glared at him and said angrily: “Don’t you know what it means to force a smiling face?”

“……” Wang Shichan’s expression remained unchanged, but his eyes revealed serious doubts.

“How about this!” Nie Bufan suggested, “You will be my bodyguard and protect me from harrassment from any living creatures. If I am satisfied, I will give you half of it first.”

Wang Shichan was silent for a long time, and finally couldn’t help but ask: “You seem to be saying the opposite, shouldn’t it be protecting other living creatures from your harassment?”

He had been in Chicken Nest Village for some time, and in this boundary, he really hadn’t seen Nie Bufan suffer a loss. Protect him from being harassed by others? It would be a fortunate thing if he didn’t harass others.

Nie Bufan hmmphed: “It seems that you don’t want the Buddhist scriptures anymore, so be it, I’ll go now!”

Wang Shichan immediately grabbed his arm and said sincerely, “Tell me, how do you want me to protect you?”

“Twelve hours of personal protection in the village.”

“Twelve hours is too long. If it’s like this then when you go to the toilet, do I have to watch on the side as well?”

“……Then, the focus is at night. You can sleep in my room.”

“No need.” Wang Shichan rebuffed with a very fast speed.

“If you don’t sleep in my room, how can you do personal protection?”

“I’ll just sleep in the main room. If it’s dangerous just shout and I will be able to hear it.”

“Then what if I can’t yell out?” He didn’t forget that Li Yi had said many times that he would gag his mouth.

“Then just make some noise.”

“……Okay.” Nie Bufan reluctantly agreed.

Wang Shichan asked: “How long do I need to protect you?”

Nie Bufan thought for a while: “Just until after getting the treasure.”

Wang Shichan nodded, and disappeared before Nie Bufan’s eyes without giving any heads up.

Nie Bufan shouted into the air: “Don’t forget, it starts tonight!”

Back in the village, Nie Bufan felt a lot more at ease and could finally sleep in his room tonight.

At dinner, he kept smiling and was kind and pleasant to everyone, and he didn’t even shy away from the fiery eyes of Zhang and Li.

Li Yi became alert, and he wondered if Nie Bufan was going to pull some kind of trick? He knew very very well about this person’s deep rooted bad habits.

And Zhang Junshi was also making his own ponderings, but his face remained calm.

It was night, and after Nie Bufan finished freshening up, he laid in his long-lost bed, feeling relieved.

He closed his eyes, but he was very excited, looking forward to someone attacking at night.

Sure enough, Li Yi appeared as expected.

Since that time he tasted the forbidden fruit, he had been in a constant state of desire and dissatisfaction, but unfortunately there wasn’t a second opportunity. Originally, with his martial arts, he could just force the matter. Compared with other people, he already had a considerable degree of understanding of the chickens in the Chicken Nest Village, and had many methods to get around their attacks. But because he wanted to give Nie Bufan a period to adapt, he decided to wait patiently for him to come to terms before taking action.

It was not until this day, Nie Bufan finally stayed in his room. Did it mean that he was ready to accept him?

Naturally, Li Yi would not miss a good opportunity. In order carry out his plan foolproof, he even put Zhang Junshi down first.

Gently pushing open the door of the room that wasn’t bolted, Li Yi walked slowly to the bed and whispered, “Bufan.”

Nie Bufan opened his eyes and suddenly sat up, holding the quilt to his chest and saying defensively: “What are you doing here in the middle of the night?”

“I just want to hug you.” Li Yi took him into his arms and said lightly, “Don’t think I don’t know that you have been hiding from me lately.”

“Have I?” Nie Bufan pushed him away, affecting a shy and ambiguous expression.

Li Yi’s heart became agitated. He hooked his waist and prepared to kiss him.

Nie Bufan shrank back, half-pushing him away and half drawing him in.

Their lips and teeth pressed together, skin against skin, passionate and raging.

“Are you agreeing?” Li Yi asked breathlessly.

“Agreeing what?” Nie Bufan kicked him in the abdomen and hmmphed, “Go away, I’m going to sleep.”

“Okay, let’s sleep together.” Li Yi curved the corners of his mouth into a smile and got up to undress.

While enjoying his strip show, Nie Bufan slowly picked up the kettle on the bedside table and poured himself a cup of water.

After Li Yi took off only his shirt, he had also almost finished drinking his water. Taking advantage of Li Yi getting on the bed, his hand holding the cup seemed to shake inadvertently, and the cup fell to the ground, making a “clang” sound. It was particularly loud in the silent night, even the surrounding chickens were taken aback.

Li Yi half-kneeled on the edge of the bed and when he was about to ask, a dark figure suddenly flashed to him and patted him on the shoulder.

Li Yi looked back vigilantly and immediately saw Wang Shichan’s indifferent face that seemed like it would remain unchanged for thousands of years.

“Why are you here?” Li Yi asked coldly.

“Protecting him from harassment.” Wang Shichan pointed to Nie Bufan who was smiling as he leaned on the bed.

“You are protecting him?” Li Yi said with a strange expression, “Why?”

“The Buddhist scriptures.”

Li Yi understood, Nie Bufan did the same trick again, using the Buddhist scriptures to make Wang Shichan do his bidding. No wonder he was so cooperative just now, even making a pretense of shyness!

Li Yi gritted his teeth and said, “I just want to sleep in the same bed as him.”

Wang Shichan looked at Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan whispered in an embarrassed manner, “If it’s just sleeping why do I need to be stripped naked?”

After that, he pulled up the quilt to cover his naked upper body.

Wang Shichan immediately casted a look at Li Yi as if saying ‘you heinous beast.’

Li Yi was only wearing his shirt at the moment, while the rest of his clothes were thrown away at will, an obvious look of being in a hurry to do the do.

“Brother Li……”

“I won’t hurt Bufan so I ask brother Wang to step back.” Li Yi interrupted.

“If you don’t go, I won’t go either.” Wang Shichan looked for a chair and sat down cross-legged.

Li Yi gritted his teeth, turned his head and glared at Nie Bufan, who blinked at him innocently.

He took a deep breath and said stiffly: “Fine, just watch from over there!”

After finishing talking, he got into the quilt and wrapped Nie Bufan in his embrace using both hands and feet. Although he couldn’t produce the clouds and rain under the eyes of outsiders, but he could still secretly poke at the other a few times.

Nie Bufan suffered a couple of hard pokes so he shouted, “Brother Wang, the bed is big enough, let’s sleep together!”

As soon as his voice fell, he was poked a few more times, even his pants were almost poked in.

Wang Shichan glanced at them, and said mildly: “I’ll just meditate, you can help yourselves.”

After finishing speaking, he even took out a string of rosary beads and began to pinch the beads while closing his eyes and reciting the scriptures silently.

When Nie Bufan saw this, he said again: “Brother Wang, we laymen are very impure and have never heard of the scriptures. Why don’t you read them out to us.”

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Although Wang Shichan did not answer, he really did began reciting out the scriptures. His voice was low and rhythmic, and it seemed particularly mysterious and serene in the dark……

Li Yi was so angry that he nearly vomited blood. Even the solemn chanting couldn’t calm a heart that was about to be driven mad!

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 031 Lose The Person But Not The Face

When Nie Bufan woke up, the first thing he saw was Li Yi’s evil face. He slowed his breathing and carefully withdrew from his arms. Although his hands had been loosened, his whole body ached like it had been run over by something.

As Nie Bufan surreptitiously searched for his clothes that were scattered everywhere, he gritted his teeth and made strange faces. Just after he put on an inner robe and prepared to cross over Li Yi and get out of bed, his waist was suddenly encircled by a strong arm, and then Li Yi’s faint voice sounded: “Where are you going?”

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Nie Bufan turned his head, looked at Li Yi with a pair of innocent eyes, and said, “It’s not early anymore, it’s time to get up.”

“Oh.” Li Yi sat up and pulled Nie Bufan on his lap.

Nie Bufan sat obediently and didn’t move, just asked, “Where is this?”

“The old house of a distant relative of the Li family, apart from regular cleaning, few people set foot in it.”

“Oh. Then why are we here?”

Li Yi squinted his eyes and looked at him for a while before saying, “Why do you think we are here?”

Nie Bufan took up his trousers and put his feet in them while thinking. “I remember I went to the brothel and called a few girls to accompany the wine. The chat was very fun, and then……”

“Then what?” With every word Li Yi heard, his face went dark.

“Then……there is no more. When I woke up I found myself here.” Nie Bufan rubbed his temples and said in distress, “Why don’t I have any impression of what happened afterwards?”

“You mean, you don’t remember what happened last night?” Li Yi gritted his teeth.

“That’s right.” Nie Bufan said solemnly, “I think I was drunk. The strange thing is that I hurt everywhere except my head.”

“……”

“Li Fourth, your expression now looks like you have constipation, are you alright?”

Li Yi pressed down Nie Bufan’s hand that was pulling up his trousers, and said sinisterly: “You want to use ‘drunk’ to get away?”

“Did I do anything outrageous?” Nie Bufan asked in a low voice.

Li Yi pursed his lips and said nothing.

“……Or, did you do something heinous?”

Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi as if looking at a heinous beast, but his fingers pulled at the hand that had grabbed his waistband.

After confirming that the other could not be moved, Nie Bufan had to ask sincerely: “Can you let go?”

“No.”

“Spring mornings are very cold, and it is easy to catch a cold if left exposed to the air.”

“It’ll be fine like this.” Li Yi grasped the thing between his legs.

“This……” Nie Bufan said with a bitter face, “I don’t have the habit of getting morning erections.”

Li Yi leaned into his ear and said, “I do.”

Nie Bufan suddenly fell on Li Yi and said weakly: “Li Fourth, my head hurts. Touch it, is it feverish?”

Li Yi expressionlessly let go of the hand that was gripping his vital part, and prepared to touch his forehead.

Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to block it and squinted his eyes and said, “Li Fourth, although I know you do not mind trivial details, but I still have to remind you that a man who doesn’t love cleanliness is unlovable.”

“……” Someone who sleep in a chicken coop all the time was telling him about cleanliness!

Taking advantage of Li Yi’s preoccupation with privately scorning him, Nie Bufan slid out of his arms like a mud fish, jumped up and lifted his pants.

“!” As soon as he lifted his pants, Nie Bufan sat down on the bed, feeling a faint pain in his private part, but he didn’t want to show this pain so as not to be asked by Li Yi. The so-called lose the person but not the face. But as someone who was afraid of pain, he was very annoyed at Li Yi. He wanted to act out violently but was deterred by the other’s high martial arts skills. All kinds of emotions intertwined and caused Nie Bufan’s expression to look like paste that was being twisted, odd, wrinkled, weird, and distorted……

“……What are you doing?” Li Yi’s mouth twitched as he saw this, and really wanted to help him fix his face.

Nie Bufan touched his face pretending to be calm, and said: “It’s okay, it’s just I have the urgency to pee.”

“……” Alright, even if Li Yi still had thoughts of morning exercise, they were wiped out by his idiotic words. He was now very glad that he didn’t prematurely ejaculate last night. This guy Nie Bufan definitely had the potential to drive people crazy. He had obviously succeeded in eating the other, but yet he had no sense of accomplishment at all. In the future when they do it again, it would be best to plug his mouth first.

“Can we get up yet?” Nie Bufan asked in a tiny voice.

Li Yi waved his hand conveying that he was letting him go. For the sake of his fragile heart, it was best to not push too much. Otherwise, who knew what other strange faces this guy would make?

Nie Bufan smiled, and stood up cautiously with the waist of his pants lifted in place by a hand, ready to step over him to find the belt.

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At this moment, the door was kicked open with a bang, and Zhang Junshi rushed in with a solemn expression. Nie Bufan was taken aback and loosened his hand in shock, pants once again falling off, revealing two bare legs……

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi froze at the same time, and their eyes simultaneously fell on Nie Bufan’s legs.

Nie Bufan clamped his legs, and gave each person an eye knife, saying with contempt: “Don’t you know what it means to turn a blind eye on impropriety?”

Zhang Junshi turned his head unnaturally, while Li Yi stretched out his hand to help him put on his pants.

Nie Bufan kicked him away unceremoniously, and lifted his trousers at the speed of lightning.

Zhang Junshi turned his head and looked at Li Yi coldly. Li Yi returned with triumphant eyes.

Nie Bufan stepped out of the bed awkwardly and pursed his mouth at Zhang Junshi in grief, “Zhang Third, I got drunk last night.”

“Really?” Zhang Junshi picked up his clothes to help him put on, his face was dark, especially after seeing the suspicious marks on his neck, he was even more displeased.

Nie Bufan opened his arms and let him serve. He asked, “Zhang Third, how are you here?”

“Your chicken.”

Nie Bufan subconsciously looked at his lower body, and after confirming that he wasn’t flashing anything, he realized that Zhang Third was talking about a real chicken.

Sure enough, as soon as he looked up, he saw the little chicken head of Lady Flower poking around the door. After meeting his line of sight, it disappeared again.

Nie Bufan gritted his teeth, these guys were getting less and less respectful about their master, betraying him had become commonplace it seemed. When he got back, he would have to rectify it, otherwise, wouldn’t he have no privacy left?

“Okay, let’s go back.” After Zhang Junshi helped him get dressed, he took his hand and prepared to leave. Unexpectedly, after only a few steps, he couldn’t move farther. Looking back, he found that Li Yi, whose clothes were slightly disheveled, had grabbed Nie Bufan’s other hand.

“Go back together.” Li Yi touched Nie Bufan’s head with his other hand.

Zhang Junshi’s eyes swept him coldly, and collided with Li Yi’s eyes again in the air. In an instant, static crackled.

Nie Bufan looked back and forth at the image they made, three grown men going forward hand in hand, looking very much like three fools.

Nie Bufan suddenly pulled his hands together, folding Zhang and Li’s hands on top of each other’s, and said seriously: “Good brothers must love each other.”

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi looked at each other and shuddered at the same time, quickly pulling their hands back.

“Okay, let’s go.” Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, took a large step with his hands behind his back, and froze as soon as his toes tapped the floor. Then, his legs trembled slightly, and his whole figure twisted strangely like a pair of scissors about to melt.

Nie Bufan was unwilling to show weakness, and the consequence was that he had to endure the unspeakable pain. But he had reached his limit, it was too unbearable!

It hurt too f**king much!

Nie Bufan leaned on Zhang Junshi’s shoulder, clenched his fists and grimaced. In his heart he imagined piercing Li Yi with many sharp objects.

Li Yi’s eyes were a little worried and a little proud, stepping forward he lifted him into his arms.

Zhang Junshi stopped him: “What are you doing?”

Li Yi said mildly: “Do you not see that he is uncomfortable? There is still a long distance from the village, I am afraid he can’t walk the whole way.”

Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and stared at Li Yi fiercely.

Li Yi smiled: “He was exhausted from last night.”

This was simply bare and naked provocation!

Nie Bufan also replied with the bravery of not knowing death: “Yeah, I didn’t sleep well last night. I had a weird dream all night and I definitely won’t drink anymore. It’s too exhausting.”

Li Yi chuckled.

Zhang Junshi’s face appeared dark and purple, as if poisoned.

“Can we leave? Hurry up.” Nie Bufan urged.

“Let’s go.” Li Yi walked around Zhang Junshi briskly.

Zhang Junshi stared at his back, for a long time. Soon the anger in his eyes gradually subsided to be replaced with firmness.

When approaching the entrance of the village, Nie Bufan insisted that Li Yi put him down. As the head of Chicken Nest Village, he must not be seen by any living thing in the village in such a “fragile” state. This was too detrimental to his glorious image.

After returning to the village, the first thing he saw was the Tian Nu Nineteen walking about. Nie Bufan walked up to her with a smile, “You came back early? I was a bit worried about you just now.”

“My thanks to the village head for worrying, this humble girl……is very grateful.” Nineteen pretended to be gentle and ladylike, but her eyes wandered showing a guilty conscience.

In fact, when Li Yi arrived there last night, she saw him while in the corridor on the other side, but she didn’t notify Nie Bufan. Instead she made her escape first. Although it was a little unethical, but for the sake of her own reputation, it was better to protect herself first.

Nineteen’s pretence was not successful enough. If she had the thick skin of Nie Bufan, along with her identity as a quack she would definitely be invincible in the world. It’s a pity that she couldn’t hide that little bit of guilt from Nie Bufan’s perceptive eyes. Originally it was just a suspicion, but now it was determined that Nineteen had indeed abandoned him at a critical time.

Nie Bufan bared his white teeth at her, smiled brightly, and said kindly: “It’s great that you are alright. The sun is bright outside, so please pay attention to sun protection when you go out.”

Nineteen subconsciously looked at the sky. It was a warm and gentle spring sun, what need was there for sunscreen?

Nie Bufan turned and left with a strange cackle.

As soon as he walked to the door of his house, he saw several dark shadows falling from the sky, landing on the yard with a loud bang and raising dust everywhere.

When he looked closely, he realized that it was a……corpse? Not only this one, there were four or five strangers lying all around in the yard.

Nie Bufan looked up, only to see a person standing on the roof of his house, appearing as ethereal and effervescent as an immortal. It was Wang Shichan who came and went without a trace.

“What is this?” Nie Bufan asked questioningly, pointing at the people on the ground.

“Chicken thief.” Wang Shichan replied concisely.

“Chicken thief?” He kicked one of them in the ass, dissatisfied, “You can’t solve it outside the village? What are you doing going to the effort of bringing them to my yard?”

“Since I have promised to guard the place, I must do everything perfectly.” Wang Shichan said indifferently, “but I am only responsible for catching thieves, not for disposing of them.”

“……” Nie Bufan had to admit that he underestimated this serious looking guy.

As he was lost in thought, a certain Wang had already disappeared, leaving only a floor covered with “corpses”.

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Nie Bufan touched his chin and looked around the village.

The situation was not looking good! It seemed that the residents of Chicken Nest Village were showing signs of becoming unruly. He felt that his supreme prestige was being challenged……

TN: LOL so, Nineteen did get her revenge, even if it’s indirectly.

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Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 030 Mating Season, Chaotic Night Part 2

“Lady Flower, be good and take me to your master.” Li Yi pinched Lady Flower by the neck and threatened with a cold face.

Lady Flower turned its head, conveying the appearance of the mighty and unyielding.

Li Yi chuckled coldly a few times and motioned to Zhang Junshi next to him: “Brother Zhang.”

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Zhang Junshi immediately pulled out a hen tied into a zongzi form from behind, and it was Langya. (TN: zongzi=glutinous rice and choice of filling wrapped in leaves and boiled)

Lady Flower glared with its beady chicken eyes, feathers exploding on end, and a trembling cluck sounded from its throat.

Li Yi drew a soft whip from nowhere and said sinisterly, “If you refuse to lead the way, I will torture your wife.”

Lady Flower looked at Li Yi and then looked at Langya, its eyes full of grief and anger.

In the end, when Li Yi raised his whip, its head dropped and Lady Flower compromised in pain. Langya was moved with tears in its eyes and looked at Lady Flower affectionately. Lady Flower also looked back with deep emotion. This public display of cloying affection made Zhang and Li get the chills.

As soon as Lady Flower was released, it flew out like a cannonball, secretly planning to use speed to shake the others off.

Unfortunately, while Zhang Junshi may be a bit slower, but Li Yi could not be shaken off.

The one chicken and two people rushed into the night in tandem, and the goal was the guy who was currently happily free and unfettered in the brothel……

In Xinghe Pavilion, Nie Bufan was playing finger guessing games with three beauties. If the man loses then he will drink a cup of wine, and if the woman loses she will undress one garment. This was the first time he played. The beauties thought that a novice like him would definitely lose. But who knew that this guy was like a god of games, winning nine times out of ten. Just one person battling three women, but in just a moment the women only had their bra and underpants left.

The three girls all won’t let Nie Bufan get away with such a winning streak, and asked for a change of gameplay. Nie Bufan readily accepted. Not only was the gameplay changed, the punishment was also reversed. If the man loses then he will do the undressing, while if the women loses they will do the drinking. There was no other way since if the three women continued to undress then they would have nothing on at all.

It’s a pity that the three women’s wishful thinking did not go as they hoped. Nie Bufan possessed an outrageous talent for games. Sacrificing just a belt and an outer robe, Nie Bufan had the three women drink until they staggered over themselves. He, on the other hand, was still not the least bit flushed or disheveled. He was practically Liuxia Hui reborn, maintaining his reason despite the charms of the female sex, as calm and tranquil as a master monk. (TN: Liuxia Hui is used to describe a man of eminent virtue, and comes from the ancient governor of Liuxia named Hui who was said on one occasion to have held a lady in his lap without the slightest imputation on his moral character)

At this time, a jade-like arm encircled Nie Bufan’s neck, and said softly in his ear: “Gongzi is naughty, you are clearly a master of wine and games, but still pretended to be a novice to deceive us sisters.”

“That’s right.” Another woman also leaned over, put her hand into his clothes, and teased his chest, saying ambiguously, “Gongzi actually wants to do something else, right?”

“Let us sisters serve you together?” The third woman sat directly on his lap, printed a fragrant kiss on his face, and looked at him seductively.

“Well, this……” Nie Bufan felt that he shouldn’t be too casual. Although the beautiful women in front of him were all charming, but men must have some principles.

“Don’t hesitate anymore.” The beauty stood up from his lap and dragged him to the bed with the other two. It was rare to meet such a handsome and generous young man, how could they let him go?

Nie Bufan followed them into the bed behind the bed veils all the while declining their invitation yet drawing close at the same time. Seeing that the three women were all drunk, he forced himself to say calmly said, “Before going to bed why not tell me what kind of guests you usually receive?”

As soon as this question came out, the three women showed mixed expressions of sadness and anger. It took a long time for one woman to reply: “How many of those men who visit the brothels are good? We have met all kinds of customers.”

Speaking of this, there were endless grievances. Since ancient times, the women in the brothel were largely miserable. The three women couldn’t help being full of sadness, and began to confide their desolation to him……

The moon was high up in the night sky, and the room with red candles flickering gradually fell into silence, forming a sharp contrast with the excitement outside. Nie Bufan lay with disheveled clothes among the sleeping three women, looking straight at the window curtain, pondering thoughts unknown.

After a long while, he sat up and decided not to bring Zhang Third, Li Fourth and the others to come here to seek pleasure. He no longer had any licentious thoughts about these poor women.

After getting out of bed, he first put a fifty taels banknote on the table, then picked up the outer robe on the floor and put it on, thinking that he should take the Tian Nu back soon.

Just as he was about to fasten his belt, the door of the room was kicked open with a “bang”, and Li Yi appeared at the door with a dark expression. His eyes fell on the somewhat dumbfounded Nie Bufan, and then he noticed the three barely dressed women lying on the bed……

“Uh……” Nie Bufan reached out his hand and was about to explain the current ambiguous scene that looked very much like he had just finished sleeping with prostitutes and was about to leave.

Li Yi didn’t give him a chance. In a flash he had appeared in front of him and knocked him out, then picked him up and jumped out of the window, disappearing into the night instantly.

Zhang Junshi, who was a step slower, only had time to see their backs. He had an ugly expression on his face, it didn’t take much thought to imagine what would happen later. He couldn’t help but shake Lady Flower madly: “Hurry up and chase your master, or it will all be over.”

Lady Flower glanced at him and walked out slowly. Chase again? It’s too late.

Li Yi rushed the whole way, and Nie Bufan almost vomited out stomach acid from the bumpy ride, soon waking up from his induced coma.

“Li Fourth, what are you going crazy for?” Nie Bufan exclaimed, “I’m dying here!”

Li Yi said nothing.

Nie Bufan said again, “Where are you taking me in the middle of the night?”

Li Yi continued to remain silent, letting Nie Bufan struggle in his grip like a dehydrated octopus.

Not long after, Li Yi ran into a quiet courtyard, kicked open the door and threw Nie Bufan onto the bed.

Without waiting for him to struggle up, Li Yi took off his belt and tied his hands to the bedpost. He then turned to light the candlestick, and the room was instantly enveloped in a dim light.

“What do you want to do?” Nie Bufan asked in a tiny scared voice.

Li Yi started taking off his clothes without a word.

Nie Bufan widened his eyes and said in horror: “Could it be you want to……”

Hmmph, do you finally know to be afraid?

“……use your strong and muscular body to kill me with shame?”

Li Yi staggered and fiercely threw his underclothes aside, then climbed onto the bed and started to tear at Nie Bufan’s clothes.

“Li Fourth, there’s no need to look at it, your figure is indeed better than mine.” Nie Bufan shouted.

“Shut up!” Li Yi said with a sullen face, “At this time you still pretend to be stupid!”

“Pretend to be stupid?” Nie Bufan said indignantly, “I have always had great intelligence that may appear to be stupidity, so I look stupid anytime and anywhere!”

Li Yi took a deep breath, holding back the idea of ​​strangling him to death.

“Li Fourth!” Nie Bufan sighed and said earnestly, “If you have any difficulties just say so, don’t put on an expression like you are going to kill someone, it’s quite frightening.”

“I’m going to kill you today.”

“Aww don’t, what terrible and unforgivable thing did I do anyway?”

“You dare to ask me?” Li Yi said coldly while pulling at his clothes, “Who said back then that he was clean-living and honest? But who knew that you would go to the brothel in a blink of an eye, and even sleeping with three women at once, you are really capable, aren’t you!”

“I am innocent, I’m truly clean-living and honest!” Nie Bufan shouted while kicking his legs.

“I have to check this personally.” Li Yi pressed his leg down with a dim and indecipherable light flashing in his eyes.

“Li Fourth, I know that you are currently in the mating stage but can we discuss about changing your target for mating?”

Li Yi gritted his teeth so much that it was practically audible. He lowered his head and sealed that hateful mouth.

“Mmph……”

Nie Bufan’s mouth was invaded by a tongue and he wanted to call out but was unable.

Li Yi’s hand was direct and swift, grabbing Nie Bufan’s thingy in his hand and began rubbing it up and down.

Nie Bufan’s hands were captive above his head, so he could only kick his legs continuously, kicking the bed and making it creak painfully.

Li Yi lifted his right leg with his left hand, pressed his left leg with his right knee, and his lower half directly faced towards that blooming chrysanthemum.

“Ahhhhhhhhhh……” Nie Bufan’s mouth began to holler desperately as soon as it was free.

“Go ahead and scream, no one will come to rescue you even if you strain your vocal cords. This is a remote place and not even wild animals pass by often.” Li Yi’s face was half lit by the candlelight while the other half remained in the dark, like the Black and White Impermanence combined. (TN: two Deities in Chinese folk religion in charge of escorting the spirits of the dead to the underworld)

Nie Bufan said in a trembling voice: “Li Fourth, you’re not possessed by evil spirits, are you?”

“The only evil spirit who has stolen my soul is you.”

Nie Bufan swallowed his saliva and said in a low voice, “I have abandoned evil and practiced good for many years……”

“You’re still called good? Then what are you like when you are evil?”

Nie Bufan trembled slightly, and said pitifully, “Don’t, what if I get pregnant?”

“……” Li Yi paused and almost snorted out a laugh, and it took a while before he could spit out, “I want to see just what you can give birth to!”

Just after speaking, another finger was inserted.

“How, how about this.” Nie Bufan said weakly, “Shall we study this issue another day? I am not ready for pregnancy.”

“This kind of thing, you can’t just think about it, you need actual practical experience.” Those wicked fingers continued to misbehave, teasing Nie Bufan until a deep blush stained his face and his heartbeat thumped faster, his whole body going soft and weak.

“Wu……don’t enter anymore……” Nie Bufan couldn’t help but shiver.

Li Yi lowered his head and licked his chest with his tongue, all the while his hands busily looked for his sensitive points.

The conversation in the room was gradually replaced by heavy breathing, and the two entangled bodies looked extraordinarily wanton under the dim candlelight.

“Bufan, I’m going in……” Li Yi’s hoarse voice whispered in Nie Bufan’s ears.

“Can we discuss this again……ah!” Even as he breathed heavily, Nie Bufan wanted to make one last dying struggle. Li Yi didn’t wait for him to finish before rushing in, directly bottoming out.

“It, hurts, to, death!” Nie Bufan shouted with a grimace.

Li Yi held his waist and didn’t move immediately. Only until he got used to it did he slowly started to thrust in and out.

Nie Bufan’s body rocked with the thrusting, he moaned: “I feel dizzy, I’m going to die!”

“I could not bear for you to die.” Li Yi chuckled lowly, then speeded up his movements, attacking his territory aggressively.

“Are you done? I, I can’t take it anymore!” Nie Bufan twisted his body, wishing to break out of the bindings on his hands and give the monster on him a punch.

“Don’t worry, the night is still long.”

“Not as long as your thing!” Don’t know which sensitive spot was prodded, Nie Bufan screeched, “Too arrogant! You bastard, relying on martial arts and bullying the weak. If you have the balls than let go of this village head, let’s have a fair one-on-one duel……”

“One-on-one? With you?” Li Yi’s eyes had ridicule, but his movements became more fierce.

“What’s wrong with me? You looking down on me? Believe me or not, I’ll……”

“You’ll what?”

“I’ll, I’ll squeeze you to death!”

With that said, he really did stretch out his scissor legs and clamped Li Yi tightly in between.

Li Yi fell on him with a laugh, almost softening.

This guy was too talented! It’s better not to give him a chance to speak.

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Li Yi blocked his mouth, lips rubbing and sucking, frantically copulating, no longer leaving him a trace of strength to continue his wacky behavior……

This night, Nie Bufan was completely eaten up, and the chastity that had been preserved for more than two decades was gone forever……

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