Nie Bufan woke up with a head of hair that looked like a chicken nest. Just a small movement and he felt like he was falling apart, the bones cracking as if letting out pained screeches.

Damn Li Fourth!

Nie Bufan’s eyes were red. Picking up the pillow, he slammed and smashed it until he frightened away the chickens around him.

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He got up slowly and got dressed. He wondered in his heart, when did Li Fourth’s qinggong become so good that he could sneak into his room without anyone knowing it? Did he hook up with Wang Fifth?

After thinking for a long time without any clues coming forth, he decided to put this matter aside for now.

After he was freshened, he saw the evil Li Yi approaching with a refreshed look when he just stepped out into his front yard.

Nie Bufan squinted at him.

This gaze was truly too amorous and alluring, but it was just that the “coquettish pout” and “hidden grudge” contained within made one’s hair stand on end.

Li Yi immediately became alert, wondering if he accidentally offended this da ye in front of him?

After giving him a glare, Nie Bufan walked away with a harrumph.

Li Yi quickly followed and asked calmly: “What’s the matter?”

“You know it clear in your heart.” Nie Bufan sullenly said as he walked.

Li Yi relentlessly followed closely: “Give me a clear explanation.”

“Don’t pretend to be confused.”

“I am indeed confused.”

“Very good, you finally have a clear understanding of yourself.”

“……” Li Yi. Pulling him, he continued asking, “Speak clearly.”

Nie Bufan looked him up and down and saw that his eyes were clear and his bearing upright.

He couldn’t help but mutter under his breath: With Li Yi’s character, it was too unlikely that he would pretend and not admit to doing it. Could it be that he made a mistake? It was indeed impossible to see anything clearly at that time, but who could it be besides him?

Nie Bufan asked sternly, “Where were you last night?”

“In my room.”

“Have you ever gone out?”

“No.”

“How can you prove it?”

“You can ask Zhang Junshi.”

“Huh?” Nie Bufan raised his eyebrows, “Ask Zhang Junshi?”

Li Yi’s expression was not pleasant as he said, “He ordered dozens of chickens to guard the door of my house.”

Nie Bufan touched his nose. There was no expression on his face, but he screamed in his heart: It really wasn’t him!

Then who was taking advantage of him?

The first person he thought of was Wang Shichan, because his qinggong was the best, and he was fully capable of stealing him away silently. But looking at Wang Shichan’s ethereal and aloof appearance of an expert, he didn’t seem like someone who could do such things. Nie Bufan even suspected that the guy had never even visited a brothel his whole life. He was practically an example of a pure and chaste saint.

Rather than doubt him, it was more convincing to doubt Si Chenyu. Si Chenyu was upright and righteous in front of people, but vulgar and lustful when no one’s looking. His martial arts was also very good. Who knew if he had any perverted hobbies?

And then there was Li Huai who he had discordant relations with. He did not possess good martial arts, but he was particularly tenacious about grudges so he was also very suspicious.

As for Chen Muran and Zhang Junshi, they were both gentlemen. It seemed like the former also did not know martial arts either. Of course, one could not rule out that he was hiding deeply; as for the latter, he was as gentle as jade and was absolutely unable to do such a thing.

Nie Bufan frowned, suddenly he raised his head and stretched out his hand to grope all over Li Yi’s body, including facial features, shoulders, arms, waist, and finally even the thing between the legs.

Li Yi grabbed his trouble-making hand and said in a low voice, “What are you doing? If you miss me, let’s go inside.”

Nie Bufan threw him away, waving his hand and saying, “I’m thinking about a serious problem right now, don’t bother me.”

Just now he had examined Li Yi’s body and facial features, and it did feel similar to the person last night. The men in Chicken Nest Village seemed to all be in good shape, which made it really difficult to distinguish between them. Besides, in that situation, he didn’t pay much attention to these minor details. In the moment all he could focus on was entangling bodies, sweat blending with pleasure, pain alongside happiness……cough, getting off topic now.

Nie Bufan expelled the unsuitable images in his mind and continued to think seriously.

In this situation, how should he find the lecherous thief?

“Bufan?” Li Yi stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Nie Bufan’s eyes, interrupting his thoughts. Today’s Nie Bufan was very strange, he wasn’t possessed by a wicked spirit was he?

Nie Bufan raised his eyes, grabbed Li Yi’s hand and leaned his nose close to take a sniff. He then sniffed all over his body.

“What’s the matter?” Li Yi became uncomfortable, his heartbeat accelerating inexplicably as he watched the other’s face so close to him.

“It smells like sweat.” Nie Bufan curled his lips.

Li Yi suddenly looked embarrassed and said, “I just finished martial arts training……”

“Hurry up and get away from me.” Nie Bufan pushed him away with disgust and said with discontent, “It being such a hot day, you don’t even know how to rinse yourself afterwards.”

Li Yi received a shock, his figure appearing lonely and pitiful as he left.

In truth, he didn’t smell like sweat, but smelled of that kind of masculine scent that made one blush and heartbeat quicken. It was as if every muscle was exuding pheromones. This was what Nie Bufan was displeased about.

The man last night also had the same scent, perhaps mixed with other scents, but Nie Bufan couldn’t remember.

What he remembered most clearly was probably……the thing that entered his body.

The size, length, and friction……

He couldn’t go try it one by one, could he? Just thinking about it was frightening. Although he had no integrity left, he was still principled!

Nie Bufan gritted his teeth, clenched his fist and thought: Not good, he definitely can’t let people take advantage of him for nothing! When he found this lecherous thief, he would make sure to remove a layer of his skin.

In the next few days, Nie Bufan used a pair of sharp eyes to analyze all the men in Chicken Nest Village from time to time, and particularly focusing on the lower body. The heat in that gaze could practically burn through their underwear.

In the end, when the men saw Nie Bufan, they subconsciously wanted to cover their crotch.

Si Chenyu could not help but ask Zhang Junshi and Li Yi sinisterly: “Are you unable to satisfy him? If so, let me do it for you.”

Li Yi’s answer was to crush a cup.

Zhang Junshi smiled and said, “You don’t need to worry about this.”

In the evening, Zhang and Li came to Nie Bufan’s room together, wanting to “comfort” this restless guy.

But what met them was an empty room.

Zhang Junshi grabbed Lady Flower and asked, “Where is your master?”

Lady Flower looked dejected and dispirited.

“Take us to find him.” Zhang Junshi put it down.

Lady Flower took a few steps, then in a swoosh it hid under the bed, refusing to move despite any coercion or coaxing from Zhang and Li.

Li Yi said, “It seems that Bufan has made preparations.”

“Then we wait here.” Zhang Junshi sat at the table and poured himself a cup of water.

Li Yi leaned against the wall and looked at him coldly.

Zhang Junshi glanced at him and said mildly: “It’s the same answer, I will not give in.”

“I won’t either.”

“That’s good, let’s see who can have the last laugh.”

“Hmmph.”

……

Rewinding time back to an hour ago, Nie Bufan was lying on the bed and the more he thought about it, the more discontent he became. After observing for a few days, there were no clues to be found at all. Everyone seemed suspicious and innocent at the same time.

It wasn’t as if he could ask them one by one, ‘Were you the one to steal me to the cave that night and did ooxx to me all night’?

Since he couldn’t distinguish anything, he decided to wait for the target to appear again. He didn’t believe that guy wouldn’t be showing up again. Stealing could turn into an addiction!

Nie Bufan closed his eyes and pretended to sleep. But this fellow was too carefree as always, and actually fell asleep without knowing it.

Once again, it was that feeling of flying through the clouds and fog.

A pair of big hands ran over his body, and soon they faced each other, bare skin on bare skin.

Under such a brutal and inhumane attack, even the dead would wake up.

When Nie Bufan opened his eyes, he was once again met with darkness.

His legs were wrapped around the man’s waist, and his body rocked rhythmically with the thrusts.

Upon a sudden deepening, he couldn’t help but moan lowly, and Nie Bufan desperately reminded himself in his heart that he should not succumb to lewdness. He must expose the true face of this man.

Nie Bufan endured a wave of pleasure as he stretched out his arms to circle around the man’s neck and lift his upper body laboriously, moving closer to the man’s face.

Unexpectedly, the world suddenly spun. With their bodies still connected, Nie Bufan was turned over with his back to the man.

Nie Bufan beat the ground in annoyance.

His body was penetrated from behind, completely buried inside.

“Ah……uhh……ngh……”

Nie Bufan wanted to cry but he was without tears, this man’s skills got better every time they did it! The first time he was like a virgin cherry boy, the second time he was much more familiar with it, and this time he was practically a battle-tested general. Killing decisively, and even alternating through all kinds of killing styles!

Nie Bufan tried to turn over several times without success, and said angrily: “How long do you plan on doing it for, hurry up! I want to pee!”

The man paused, stretched his hand forward to hold little Nie Bufan, and then changed the position to one of lying on the side……

“It can’t be?” Nie Bufan exclaimed tragically, “Are you helping me pee now?”

The man answered him with a few thrusts.

Nie Bufan had to admit that this man’s fortitude was so extraordinary it was out of this world. It was almost impressive that he could still continue even in this situation.

And this posture……they look like dogs, for heaven’s sake!

“Alright, I won’t pee!” Nie Bufan shouted, “You should turn me over.”

The man turned him over without a word, and they finally faced each other again this time.

Nie Bufan had yet to feel too happy when he was kissed by the man, the agile tongue stirring continuously, while the movements below did not even pause.

Finally, after a fierce succession of thrusts, a stream of heated liquid sprayed deep inside.

The man pressed against Nie Bufan, his lips gently brushing across his skin and causing him to tremble.

Nie Bufan was still panting, his mind blank.

He fumbled over the man’s face in the dark, his fingers slowly tracing the outline of his facial features. The man closed his eyes and his body relaxed.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Nie Bufan gripped his shoulders and suddenly turned them over with him sitting on top. His fingers also made to pinch at his face.

The man grabbed his hand and eyes so brilliant that even the night could not conceal its light stared up at him.

“Who are you?” Nie Bufan asked in a stern voice.

The man also sat up, sitting cross-legged with Nie Bufan in his lap.

He lowered his head and rubbed against Nie Bufan’s neck.

This smell did not belong to Li Yi, Zhang Junshi, Si Chenyu, Li Huai, or Chen Muran.

“Wang Shichan.” There was a faint scent of sandalwood coming from his hair, why hadn’t he noticed it before? Nie Bufan was truly shocked.

“It’s me.” He didn’t deny it.

“Why?” Nie Bufan was a little confused, he didn’t think Wang Shichan would do such a thing at all.

Wang Shichan wrapped his arms around his waist, “That night, you completely expelled the Buddha in my heart and took his place instead. From then on, I could no longer find the peace and tranquillity to chant sutras. You, cannot abandon me.”

Nie Bufan became silent, then silent again.

After a while, he said: “It turns out that you have such an abnormal love for the Buddha, otherwise how can I take the Buddha’s position in your heart.”

“……”

Wang Shichan finally experienced first-hand Nie Bufan’s talent for vexing even the gods and Buddhas to death with just the power of his words.

Nie Bufan continued: “Let me tell you, I hold no intentions about you, and I don’t want to commit blasphemy against a monk.”

“I am not a monk.”

“You dare say you have no thoughts of ​​becoming a monk?”

“Before I used to.”

“See.”

“But you made me change my mind.”

“Don’t, being a monk is a great and noble deed that can accumulate achievements and virtues, you can’t give up halfway.”

“……Actually, I am accumulating ‘gong’ virtue.” (TN: the pronunciation of the Chinese word for achievements is the same as gong lol)

“……” Nie Bufan hadn’t heard anything strange at first. It wasn’t until the thing below was standing upright and poking at him again did he finally get it.

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Before he had time to come up with countermeasures, he had already been lifted and then sat directly on it.

“No more……!”

A wail came from the darkness and resounded across the sky.

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The originally boundless spring scenery and ambiguous atmosphere was destroyed by Nie Bufan. Si Chenyu didn’t have the strong psychological endurance of Li Yi, so he could only admit defeat.

In the end, Nie Bufan didn’t tell Si Chenyu the secret under the water pool. Or it could be said that he completely forgot after choking on the water.

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The two returned to the Chicken Nest Village, one dry and one wet. Immediately they sensed that the atmosphere was not right when they entered the village. Li Yi, Li Huai, Zhang Junshi, Chen Muran, and Nineteen all gathered together in a rare occurence. Even Wang Shichan, who came and went without a trace, appeared to the little gathering. They looked to be discussing something.

Nie Bufan greeted them, “Well, that’s rare, what are you all talking about together?”

Everyone turned and looked at the sunny and dry Nie Bufan and then at Si Chenyu, who was soaked and dripping wet, with peculiar expressions on their faces.

Seeing this, Si Chenyu put aside any thoughts of changing clothes, and asked directly, “What’s wrong?”

Chen Muran said solemnly: “My key was stolen.”

“Huh?” Si Chenyu was surprised, “Are you talking about the treasure key?”

“Exactly.”

“How did you lose it?”

Shen Muran shook his head: “I don’t know. I woke up this morning and found that it had disappeared.”

Si Chenyu rubbed his chin and thought: “Chicken Nest Village is tightly guarded. I don’t believe anyone can break through the surveillance of the chickens and steal the key silently. There is no second elegant master in the world.”

With that, he looked at Wang Shichan.

Wang Shichan opened his mouth and said: “Ragarding qinggong, I indeed have not yet heard of anyone who could beat me.”

“Moreover, outsiders don’t know what the key looks like at all.” Shen Muran added.

“So,” Si Chenyu said lightly, “there is only one possibility left——embezzlement.”

As soon as the words fell, everyone’s eyes focused on Nie Bufan.

“What are you guys looking at me for?” Nie Bufan glared at them, feeling that his character had been greatly insulted, “I have always been upright and honest and never done anything sneaky!”

Everyone ignored this obviously false statement.

“It’s not him.” Wang Shichan said suddenly.

“How do you know?” Li Huai asked suspiciously.

“I was at his house last night.”

Hearing these words, Li Yi and Zhang Junshi looked at him suspiciously, and then at Nie Bufan, their eyes seeming to accuse a certain someone of having an illicit lover on the side.

Nie Bufan was conflicted: “Wang Fifth, why were you at my house? But I didn’t see you?”

“I was resting in the central room.” (TN: central room of a traditional Chinese house is similar to a living room)

Both Zhang and Li were relieved. That’s right, how could a person like Wang Shichan have normal human emotions and desires? He was an aloof cultivator with a pure heart and little desire, so calm and elegant, practically the image of a hermit master.

In this way, the whereabouts of the key was once again a mystery.

Si Chenyu said, “It’s useless for others to take the key. If this person wants to get the treasure, he has to show up sooner or later.”

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Chen Muran sighed: “I blame myself for being too careless, thinking that no one would pay attention to that key.”

Nie Bufan asked curiously: “Speaking of keys, what are your respective keys?”

Si Chenyu and the others looked at each other.

Li Yi said: “Everyone present is considered a participant so in truth there is nothing to hide.”

Chen Muran nodded, and said first: “Mine is a mirror, a Black Tortoise mirror.”

Si Chenyu: “Green Dragon bracelet.”

Wang Shichan: “White Tiger comb.”

Li Huai: “Vermillion Bird hairpin.”

Nie Bufan said “Oh” and became silent.

Si Chenyu tentatively asked, “Did you think of something? Do you have any clues about the fifth key?”

“The fifth key?” Li Huai asked puzzledly, “Why ask him? Isn’t it in the hands of the Tian Nu?”

Everyone looked at the Tian Nu.

The Tian Nu was secretly nervous, but she still maintained a pretense of calm on the surface: “When the time comes, the fifth key will naturally appear. The current problem is the whereabouts of the Black Tortoise mirror.”

“Yes.” Li Huai frowned. “The style of the key is very peculiar. How could others find out? Brother Chen, have you revealed anything to whom?”

“It’s absolutely impossible.” Chen Muran refuted the idea, “Only two or three people in the family know about the key and I would definitely not even talk about it casually. What’s more, I have been in Chicken Nest Village this whole time and have never contacted outsiders. “

“That’s weird.” The chickens in the Chicken Nest Village were like spirits and ghosts, who could escape detection under their sly beady eyes?

“It’s useless to discuss this now.” Li Yi said, “During this period we’ll search the village thoroughly. I keep feeling that the key is still nearby.”

Everyone nodded. Seeing that the time to open the treasure deposit was approaching, they really didn’t want all of their efforts to be wasted.

Nie Bufan watched as they all became preoccupied wih troubles and silently responded with infinite sympathy. And he was thinking of opening the treasure with them today. But unexpectedly, something new came along to complicate the issue. Could it be that the Duobao Sage’s will had traveled down from the heavens and didn’t want them to take the treasure?

With a leisurely and carefree mood, Nie Bufan returned to his room. As soon as the door was opened, a dark shadow came rushing towards his face, and landed on it with a splat.

Nie Bufan pulled it off and said with a smile: “Wukong, you are in good spirits!”

The little monkey waved its limbs, and when Nie Bufan’s hand loosened, it rushed to the top of his head, digging through his hair as if looking for lice.

“Huh?” Nie Bufan inadvertently glanced at Lady Flower in the corner currently playing with something.

Looking closer, it turned out to be a palm-sized mirror.

Nie Bufan pulled the mirror out of Lady Flower’s claws and looked it over. This was a greenish black bronze mirror with two small black pearls inlaid on the top part of the mirror, like a pair of eyes. The edge of the mirror was carved with intricate yet primitive patterns. At the lower half a long tail coiled along the edge of the mirror, and the back of the mirror was carved with scale like patterns.

Could it be that this was the Black Tortoise mirror?

Sure enough, as Li Huai said, the style was very peculiar, and most people would not think that this was actually a key.

Nie Bufan looked at Lady Flower and asked, “Who stole this?”

Lady Flower blinked its beady eyes, its face a picture of innocence.

At this moment, the little monkey on top of Nie Bufan’s head jumped a few times and stretched out its tail, hooking over the mirror.

Nie Bufan dragged it down and said seriously: “Was it you?”

The little monkey opened its mouth and wrinkled its face in a smile.

“You,” Nie Bufan said righteously, pointing at it, “you actually learned to steal things at such a young age!”

The little monkey bowed its head, appearing as if it was repenting.

But who knew that in the next instant Nie Bufan said, “But, I have to say, you did a good job!”

The little monkey instantly regained its high spirits and patted its chest with two tiny paws, indicating that it would continue its efforts.

Nie Bufan heaped a lot of praises on the little monkey.

Really, don’t know what this innocent little monkey would grow up into under his way of teaching……

Just as Nie Bufan put the Black Tortoise mirror away, he saw the Tian Nu sneaking in like a thief.

“Nie Bufan, what should I do?” She leaned over and whispered, “The last key is still missing, and now even the Black Tortoise mirror is lost.”

Nie Bufan glanced at her contemptuously: “What are you anxious for?”

“How can I not be in a hurry?” Nineteen said with worry, “Now the situation is getting more and more precarious, and the day of opening the treasure is even more distant. What if the reputation of the Heaven Divining Palace is ruined in my hands?”

“Are you stupid?” Nie Bufan showed an expression of ‘this child is incurable’ and said, “Before, you indeed did need to worry, but now it is Chen Muran who has lost the key, so it is his fault that you all can’t open the treasure. What does it have to do with the Heaven Divining Palace?”

Nineteen suddenly came to a realization and said excitedly: “That’s right, why didn’t I think of that?”

Nie Bufan said again: “In this way, you don’t need to worry about anything else until Chen Muran finds the Black Tortoise mirror, just concentrate on finding the last key.”

Nineteen showed an expression of enlightenment, her whole person full of joy.

After a while, she suddenly looked at Nie Bufan, and whispered: “You said some time ago that you would help me, could it be……the Black Tortoise mirror was……”

“God’s will be done, God’s will be done.”

Nineteen lowered her head and let out a series of sly chuckles, before finally raising her head and said in a worshiping manner: “Lord Village Head, you are so wise and brilliant!”

“No, no. You are too kind.” Nie Bufan raised his chin, his bearing that of a venerabler master.

Nineteen was now completely at ease, feeling that it was truly sunny outside, and even the smell of chicken poop was refreshing.

When Nineteen left, Nie Bufan stood by the window with his hands behind his back, looking into the distance, and sighed: “The heavens doesn’t let the treasure be taken away, how can I go against the heavens?”

……

It was night and Nie Bufan was lying on the bed having beautiful dreams. That comfortable and carefree appearance was truly too jealousy invoking, particularly when other people could not sleep at this time.

The Tian Nu was still blissfully ignorant, feeling to happy to sleep.

Chen Muran lost the key, and was now feeling too conflicted to sleep.

Si Chenyu was thinking about the possible result of having a battle with Nie Bufan, would there be any bones left?

When Li Huai thought of having to continue staying in Chicken Nest Village, he became overcome with the urge to go crazy.

Li Yi didn’t have any thoughts on the matter, only feeling troubled by Zhang Junshi’s strict surveillance tactics. Zhang Junshi had actually shamelessly bribed dozens of chickens to keep guard over him, making it difficult for him to move. And he dared not offend the chickens in the Chicken Nest Village……

Zhang Junshi was hesitating, wondering whether he should launch a night attack. If there was no exchange of feelings for a long time, he was afraid that Nie Bufan, that heartless fellow, would completely forget him.

He didn’t know, just as he was hesitating, someone had already acted first.

Wang Shichan relied on his extraordinary qinggong skills and sneaked into Nie Bufan’s room again. And then he once again stole him away into that small black cave full of spring scenery.

Nie Bufan only felt that he had a strange dream. First, he was riding the clouds and fog, crossing the rooftops of the houses. Next, it became a dream of beautiful women surrounding and tenderly caressing him. And then it was surging heat and his mouth going dry. His body felt as if it was being entangled in the grip of an octopus, the flexible and agile tentacles teasing at his sensitive spots. From shallow to deep, the movements were determined and tireless, before finally pushing in all the way.

“Ngh.” Nie Bufan opened his eyes abruptly and only saw darkness.

His right leg was lifted, and his body rocked back and forth rhythmically. The person on him was steady and powerful, and every time he went in and out, he always reached the deepest point, as if divinely gifted.

Nie Bufan breathed heavily, and it took a long time for him to get out a somewhat broken sentence: “Li, Li Fourth, you’re at it again.”

The man let out a grunt, messing up the rhythm and causing Nie Bufan to utter many complaints.

“Aiyo, you are too hateful!” Nie Bufan shouted irritably, “Can you follow the rules, it’s very immoral for you to steal people like this, ngh……ah……enough……lighter! Bastard! I’m going to utter foul language……mph……”

The mouth was blocked.

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In the darkness, only the endless ooxx sounds could be heard. Truly, the scenes of spring were really boundless, causing all lonely spirits and ghosts to go green with envy.

The night wind weeped and howled. The lonely moon became hidden in the clouds, longing for the sun……

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The sun was shining, the chickens were clucking, the grass was fragrant, and the Chicken Nest Village was a picture of harmony.

On such a great day, Nie Bufan was constantly picking up eggs, and while picking them up, he daydreamed that one day the Chicken Nest Village would become a zoo. It was a pity that the number of abnormal eggs that could be hatched outside the village was scarce, and there were only a few lucky little guys at present. On the contrary, all kinds of strange things have been found instead.

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Nie Bufan only remembered now, should they go digging for the treasure? If he let the group of tomb robbing chickens continue like this, how much of the treasures collected by Duobao Sage would be left?

So, with a generous heart, he went to find the Tian Nu, Nineteen. As soon as he walked to the gate of the front yard, he saw Si Chenyu walking out of it.

Nie Bufan raised his hand and said, “Brother Shi, morning, visiting the neighbors?”

Si Chenyu glanced at him and then strode over a few steps to block his way, asking: “Nie Bufan, the fifth key is actually with you, right?”

Nie Bufan remained unmoved and asked in a particularly calm tone: “Why does brother Shi say this? This one is puzzled.”

Si Chenyu narrowed his eyes: “The more you’re trying to hide it, the more serious your expression will become. Now I’m sure you are holding the key!”

Nie Bufan rubbed his face, and after putting down his hand, he showed a surprised expression, “Why does brother Shi say this? This one is puzzled.”

“……” Si Chenyu’s mouth twitched and a vein throbbed on his forehead.

Satisfied, Nie Bufan chuckled and said, “Brother Shi we will talk next time, I will visit the Tian Nu first.”

Si Chenyu raised an eyebrow and followed him into the yard without saying a word.

Nie Bufan stopped and turned to look at him: “Brother Shi, is there anything else?”

“I remembered that there was another question I forgot to ask the Tian Nu, so I want to go back and ask again.”

“Oh.” Nie Bufan walked a few steps inside and then stopped, “Ah, I remembered that I still have important things to do, so I’d better come to visit the Tian Nu later.”

With that, he turned around and walked out.

Si Chenyu propped one hand on the wooden pillar of the courtyard gate, and said lightly: “Are there any hidden secrets between you and the Tian Nu?”

“How could that be?” Nie Bufan waved his hand, “I am not that familiar with the Tian Nu.”

“Really?” Si Chenyu said nonchalantly, “I remember you are friends who can visit the brothel together.”

“……” Speaking of visiting the brothel, Nie Bufan remembered the tragic night when he lost his virginity for the first time. It’s really unbearable to look back, unbearable, unbearable……

Nie Bufan brushed his hair back and said profoundly: “Men go to the brothel together. That is the deep friendship between gong and shou. But when a man and a woman go to the brothel, it must be a tragic entanglement of mutual disgust. There are substantial differences.”

Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth again, then lowered his voice and said, “Then you still come to visit the Tian Nu? As you said, you two are disgusted of each other.”

Nie Bufan stretched out a finger and shook it left and right, and replied, “I have never liked to have bad relations with others. If I have bad relations with them, then I would definitely find a way to improve the relationship.”

Could you make even more nonsensical remarks? Of all the residents in Chicken Nest Village, which one hadn’t been tormented by you?

Si Chenyu’s eyes revealed a silent roar from the soul.

“Okay, I’ll be busying myself now, please feel free to do whatever, brother Shi.” Nie Bufan bent at the waist, slipped under Si Chenyu’s arm, and stepped out of the yard.

After walking a few steps, he stopped and turned around to say, “Brother Shi, what are you doing following me?”

“I’m in a good mood so I thought I might just have a casual stroll around.” Si Chenyu looked up at the sky leisurely.

OK then. Nie Bufan shrugged, humming a tune he continued walking. Like a leader on an inspection tour of the workplace, along the way he waved to the chickens around from time to time.

The chickens all gave face and responded one by one.

Seeing Nie Bufan’s smug little display, Si Chenyu really had the urge to kick at him.

Nie Bufan walked out of the village until he reached the pool where he first took the key, and then began to take off his clothes.

“You……what are you doing?” Si Chenyu’s fingers trembled as he watched his actions.

“It’s too hot, I’m going to go down for a cool soak.” Soon, Nie Bufan was down to only his pants and with waving arms and bending knees he started the warm up stretches before entering the water. With his movements, that naked back bent into a graceful curve, and the skin almost seemed to gleam in the sun.

Si Chenyu looked away uncomfortably, feeling a little hot.

He had never met a guy who dared to get naked so casually in front of him in his entire life. Nie Bufan’s behavior could not be described as vulgar. On the contrary, he had a kind of unrestrained and confident bearing. But it’s just that sometimes his actions were too unfathomable……

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard a “splash” and when he looked, the person was already in the water.

Several drops of water splashed on his face, bringing some coolness.

When Si Chenyu looked again he saw that Nie Bufan had popped his head out of the water with a happy face and was currently waving at him: “Brother Shi, do you want to come down and cool off?”

“No need.” Si Chenyu refused without thinking.

In the education he received since childhood, there was no such rule for taking a bath in the open air in broad daylight.

But watching Nie Bufan having such a good time, he also felt an inexplicable envy and hatred.

What’s more hateful was that this guy also made all kinds of funny movements, sometimes doing the backstroke, sometimes dog paddling, sometimes flipping upside down and twitching two feet in the air, or catching one or two fish from the water.

“Hey, don’t blame me for not alerting you, you will regret it if you don’t come down.” Nie Bufan wiped his face and said leisurely.

Si Chenyu pursed his mouth and said nothing.

“Ah, could it be you don’t know how to swim?” Nie Bufan suddenly showed sympathy as if he had discovered something, “then don’t force yourself.”

Si Chenyu’s face turned black, but still did not speak.

Nie Bufan turned his back to him and let out a sinister looking smile.

After a random wash, he swam ashore.

Si Chenyu wondered strangely: “You played enough?”

“No.” Nie Bufan jumped on the shore a few times.

“Then what are you doing getting back up here?”

“So I can……” Nie Bufan looked at him seriously, “……drag you into the water.”

Before Si Chenyu could react, he was dragged into the water with Nie Bufan.

“No……” Si Chenyu was overwhelmed by the water before he could let out a scream that would destroy his image.

Nie Bufan pulled him up and asked with concern: “Are you okay?”

Si Chenyu kept coughing, but also not forgetting to send a few murderous glances his way.

Nie Bufan kindly helped him pat his back, and said sincerely: “I’ll teach you to swim, so you won’t be afraid anymore.”

“Who’s afraid!” Si Chenyu said angrily, “If you didn’t suddenly drag me into the water, would I be in such a sorry looking state?”

He had known about this guy’s bad habits from a long time ago, so why didn’t he know to keep his guard up? Si Chenyu cursed secretly in his heart.

“Then you know how to swim?”

“How difficult could it be?”

Nie Bufan curled his mouth in boredom and released his hand, swimming away on his own.

Si Chenyu’s face changed slightly, and with quick hands he quickly clung to Nie Bufan. His strength was so strong that he almost pushed the other underwater.

Nie Bufan said with displeasure: “What, do you want to fight in the water? I can’t beat you on the flat ground, but that may not be the case in the water.”

“Take me ashore!” Si Chenyu ordered.

Nie Bufan stared at him. Suddenly, his eyes curved and the corners of his mouth also raised: “Oh. Hahahahahaha……”

“What are you laughing at!” Si Chenyu gritted his teeth.

“Just tell me if you’re afraid! What’s to be embarrassed about?” Nie Bufan laughed.

Si Chenyu’s face became as dark green as the water in the pool, as if he was about to kill someone in the next moment.

Nie Bufan was completely oblivious, and cupped a handful of water to pour on him.

With a whooshing sound, green smoke seem to come out of the top of Si Chenyu’s head.

Suddenly, he hugged Nie Bufan and said sinisterly in his ear: “Having fun? How about we play something more exciting.”

As soon as he finished speaking, he and Nie Bufan sank into the water.

In fact, people who learn martial arts were very good at holding their breath. But he just didn’t like the feeling of unable to get a foothold in the water. Plus, this guy Nie Bufan was too hateful, the exact example of someone who would take a mile if given an inch. Did he really think that others couldn’t teach him a lesson?

Nie Bufan was caught off guard and choked on a huge gulp of water. With no oxygen in his lungs, he began to wave his hands and feet in protest.

Seeing him like this, Si Chenyu was in a great mood. He finally realized the fun in playing tricks on people. No wonder Nie Bufan was never tired of it.

If Nie Bufan heard this evaluation, he would holler his grievance. He was clearly a naturally innocent young man.

Before he could be happy for long, Si Chenyu saw Nie Bufan suddenly turning his head and reaching out to hug his neck. The next moment, the other had kissed him directly on his mouth and then unceremoniously pushed his way in with his tongue, sucking desperately……

Si Chenyu almost got his tongue sucked away. Such a romantic and charming scene! But unfortunately, Nie Bufan spoiled it with his impression of a vacuum.

After finally getting some oxygen into his lungs, Nie Bufan removed his lips amd then kicked Si Chenyu with his foot, indicating that they should go up.

Si Chenyu didn’t make trouble this time, letting the other pull him out of the water.

Nie Bufan took a few breaths and said with satisfaction, “The air is still better tasting!”

Si Chenyu, still stuck to him, snorted.

Nie Bufan squinted at him and said lightly: “I wanted to tell you a secret just now, but I’m in a bad mood, so I have now decided not to tell it.”

Si Chenyu raised an eyebrow and asked in a low voice next to his ear: “What’s the secret?”

Nie Bufan touched his tingling ears and pushed his face away. He said with discontent: “Don’t even think about using seduction. I am already a veteran of many battles, so I won’t fall for it.”

“A veteran of many battles?” Si Chenyu said in a more ambiguous voice, “What kind of battles? This kind?”

He encircled Nie Bufan’s waist and reaching down his pants, grabbed onto little Nie Bufan.

“Using this trick again!” Nie Bufan struggled, “Let go!”

“I won’t.” Si Chenyu said leisurely, “unless you tell me what the secret is.”

“If you want to know then……don’t rub it!” What he wanted to say was that if he wanted to know then he should go underwater himself. But Si Chenyu’s salty pig hand started rubbing at his sensitive spots and causing him to have to change his words.

“Okay, I won’t rub.” Si Chenyu said with a smile, “You can tell me now.”

No rubbing meant changing to teasing?

Nie Bufan was expressionless: “Brother Shi, have you been dissatisfied for a long time?”

Si Chenyu paused and was silent.

Nie Bufan sighed, “Ai, I will remember to call you next time I go to the brothel.”

“Thank you, there’s no need. I think you are pretty good.” Si Chenyu pressed up against him.

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Nie Bufan calmly said: “If you must, then I can’t help it. But I must tell you something.”

“Yes?” Si Chenyu mouthed at his earlobe and responded casually.

“Li Yi was also dissatisfied just like you earlier.”

“En.”

“After a dozen battle rounds with me……”

“Yes?”

“Finally, he became impotent.”

“……”

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Li Yi was on the edge of erupting, the hard and straight ‘pillar’ still penetrating the hinterland deeply, so he directly received Wang Shichan’s palm attack, body moving forward from the force.

Wang Shichan narrowed his eyes. Suddenly his figure flickered over to the other side where he then wrapped Nie Bufan in the quilt and threw him onto his shoulders before quickly pulling away.

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Having not expected this, Li Yi was taken off guard in that moment, his whole body falling forward and the eruption of his desire stopping abruptly, left to hang in mid air. Just as he was about to retaliate, he found that Nie Bufan and Wang Shichan had already disappeared from the room.

Poor Li Yi, still bare as the day he was born and ready to take off, his face alternating between the colors blue and white like a tragic blob of mosaic.

On the other side, after Wang Shichan snatched Nie Bufan out of the room, he went straight to the forest without stopping.

Most of Nie Bufan’s body was wrapped in the quilt, and was literally and figuratively in the dark on what was going on just now.

He yelled, “Li Fourth, what are you doing? Where are you taking me? Hey!”

Wang Shichan naturally did not answer, taking him to a small cave before stopping.

As soon as Nie Bufan was free, he immediately got out of the quilt and said angrily: “Li Fourth, don’t think that I am that easy to bully……huh? Where is this?”

Only then did he realize that he was no longer in the familiar room, but in a dark cave, surrounded by silence. Only a dark shadow standing near the entrance of the cave could be seen.

Nie Bufan pointed at him and asked in a trembling voice: “Li Fourth, do you have any special interests? Bringing me to this deep mountain and old forest, what do you want to do?”

The dark shadow stood silently at the entrance of the cave. The pale dim light behind him only set off his eerie appearance, like that of a ghost.

Nie Bufan swallowed his saliva and forced himself to remain calm, saying: “Li Fourth, if there is anything that is troubling you, tell me. Look, I have sacrificed so much for you, shouldn’t I still get some credit as a ‘shou’? You can’t bite the hand that feeds you. Doing corpses is not fun at all.”

The black shadow shook slightly, but still did not speak.

The cave was dark and cold, and the wind blew by with eerie whistling sounds. Nie Bufan couldn’t help shivering, and wrapped himself tighter in the quilt.

“Fine, you don’t need to talk, but couldn’t you at least give me a piece of clothing?” Nie Bufan curled up into a cocoon and said pitifully, “You are neatly dressed so how can you leave me naked?”

The black shadow moved again, and appeared to be thinking this over. After a long while, he slowly walked over, took off his robe and handed it to Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan took the opportunity to clasp tightly on the hand holding the robe and then pulled him down suddenly. Performing his signature scissor legs, he trapped the man’s waist, and then grabbed his neck. While shaking the other he questioned: “What do you want to do, buster? Speak!”

Wang Shichan was a little dizzy from being shaken, reaching out to block the other. Nie Bufan, in a rare explosion of amazing potential, kept his hold and didn’t let him escape.

The two rolled on the quilt, entangled like a twine.

Wang Shichan couldn’t speak, the friction of another body against his own made him feel a little strange.

He felt slightly helpless, ready to use force to send Nie Bufan flying. But Nie Bufan seemed to sense this so he changed from grasping to hugging and wrapped himself tightly around him. At the same time, he kissed his lips quickly, stirring his tongue inside recklessly, as if venting anger or another heated emotion of a different sort.

Wang Shichan’s eyes widened, and he didn’t know how to react. The pressing of lips and teeth and the blending of breath gave him an experience he had never had before, as if something deep down in his body had awakened and was eager to move.

The hands that were about to attack paused inexplicably, and lightly settled on Nie Bufan’s bare back.

“Hmmph, just now you made me so uncomfortable, so I will also let you get a taste of being forced upon by this da ye!” Nie Bufan breathed in Wang Shichan’s ear, “Don’t think that the initiative is in your hands. I, at least, have practice.”

The slightly husky voice brought along with it a warm breath. And in this dark night, there was an unspeakable erotic appeal to it.

Wang Shichan’s Adam’s apple moved. He wanted to say something, but in the end he didn’t open his mouth.

“Strange, why are you so quiet?” Nie Bufan tweaked Wang Shichan’s nose, then smiled evilly, “I want to see just how long you can bear it?”

After he finished speaking, he lightly bit his chin while reaching into his clothes.

Wang Shichan endured it for a bit, but finally pushed away this vexing demon spirit. But helplessly, he found that this guy’s legs had clamped down tightly on his waist. He pushed his upper body out for a certain distance, but that only caused their lower bodies to press close and tight. Although separated by the clothing, that wonderful feeling of a perfect fit was really maddening.

Wang Shichan could barely resist it anymore. He had been abstinent for so many years and hadn’t experienced such a stimulus in his life before. Just as he was about to open his mouth to reveal his identity, his cheeks were suddenly pinched in two hands and pulled outwards forcefully.

“Uhh……” Wang Shichan let out a startled sound of pain in an unclear voice.

“Haha, Li Fourth, you seem to be exceptionally cute tonight, and your reaction is very fun.” Nie Bufan said happily, “Okay, tonight I will sacrifice myself and accompany the gentleman. I’ll fight you for three hundred rounds, so that you won’t be able to go into heat within a month!”

Wang Shichan was speechless, and was kissed again before he could stop him. Nie Bufan was as passionate as fire and launched various offensive attacks against him. His hands also did not pause in pulling his clothes.

Soon, Wang Shichan’s clothes became completely disheveled. He was constantly being rubbed against, causing his whole body to start burning.

Nie Bufan lay on him, using his unskilled seduction techniques to fan the flames of desire all over, causing Wang Shichan unbearable craving, and yet still not getting to the main subject even after a long time.

Finally, Wang Shichan couldn’t endure it anymore. With one hand he hooked his leg and with the other he held his waist, pressing him down directly to the center of his desire, thrusting straight upwards.

“Ah……” Nie Bufan moaned lowly, his upper body slightly leaning back.

Wang Shichan instantly rolled over and pressed him under him, launching a succession of storm-like attacks.

In the darkness, only the gasping and ambiguous slapping sounds of the two were heard.

“Gentler, gentler! Too hard!”

“……”

“Ngh……it’s too deep, it hurts, you……have you eaten a tiger penis? Ah……damn it!” (TN: In traditional Chinese medicine, a tiger penis is said to have important therapeutic properties including boosting the male sex drive)

“……”

“Li Fourth……you’re a bit off tonight.” Nie Bufan gasped, “The size and length seem to be a little different from before.”

Wang Shichan paused. He had just planned to slow down the rhythm, but now the thrusts came faster and harder.

Afterwards, Nie Bufan thoroughly exemplified what it meant to ‘make his bed and lie in it’. For the whole night, he was done until he nearly died from coming too much.

The man on him acted like he had never relieved his desire in eight lifetimes. Except for the first round coming a little too fast, the rounds after that got longer and accompanied by all kinds of positions, giving him no chance to breathe. After the man released himself again with a low growl, Nie Bufan finally passed out gloriously……

When he woke up again, Nie Bufan found that he had been returned to his room. His body felt like it had been run over by a heavy object, weak and sore.

He sat up halfway with a grimace. His quilt slipped down to reveal bare skin covered with traces of passion. However, he seemed to have been cleaned up properly, and there was no sticky discomfort.

He rubbed his forehead, recalling everything from last night, and somewhat suspected that he had dreamt it all. In fact, he had been doing it with Li Fourth in the room the whole time, right? Otherwise, why would Li Fourth take him to the cave anyway? Did he subconsciously long for doing the do in the great outdoors?

Pei pei! He wouldn’t be so unscrupulous! It must be Li Fourth going crazy again.

Poor Li Yi, not only did he not get to eat the whole meal, he even became a scapegoat for a certain someone……

Nie Bufan put on his clothes while slandering Li Yi in his heart.

He was about to fetch water to freshen up, but found that someone had already prepared hot water for him.

Nie Bufan showed a surprised expression: When did Li Fourth become this considerate?

With the heart that suspected the worse of others, he tested the temperature of the water first. Only after he was sure it was harmless did he freshen up cautiously.

After finishing, he walked into the courtyard and suddenly found that Wang Shichan, who had always liked being an invisible person, was leaning on the banyan tree with his arms folded, looking at him intently.

Nie Bufan moved over in an extremely weird walking posture, and said, “Morning!”

Wang Shichan’s gaze swept over his abdomen and legs without a trace, and an inexplicable light shone in his eyes.

Nie Bufan stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, and smiled: “Brother Wang, you are a bit unpredictable today. Did you encounter any good things yesterday?”

Wang Shichan half-lowered his eyelashes, looking away.

Nie Bufan said enthusiastically: “It’s rare for you to show up. Let’s eat together at noon? I’ll make a vegetarian banquet for you.”

Wang Shichan looked at him and nodded slowly.

At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked over with a tense expression and said to Nie Bufan: “What did Li Yi do last night?”

Nie Bufan first looked in the direction of Wang Shichan, and finding that the other had disappeared without a trace, he then lowered his head and whispered, “What do you mean?”

“Oh, you!” Zhang Junshi pinched Nie Bufan’s ear, and said in a resentful tone, “Don’t you have a large group of chickens as bodyguards? Wjere did your arrogance go? How come you always go soft and timid when you meet Li Yi?”

“Aren’t you also put in place by him?” Nie Bufan muttered.

“There will be no next time.” Zhang Junshi said coldly.

In the next moment, he inadvertently glanced at the traces exposed under Nie Bufan’s collar and a glint flashed in his eyes. He slowly said, “I want to sleep with you tonight.”

Nie Bufan’s face changed, and he quickly refused, “No, no, no, it’s not convenient for me tonight.”

“What’s inconvenient?”

“That is……” Nie Bufan minced in place for a long time, and finally spit out, “There are always a few inconvenient days every month……”

“……” Zhang Junshi took a deep breath and said, “Don’t worry, I won’t do anything. It’s just to guard against some unruly people.”

“Really?” Nie Bufan showed suspicion.

“Ahem.” Zhang Junshi pretended to be calm and said, “Of course, under the right conditions, we can also have an in-depth exchange of feelings.”

“I refuse!” Nie Bufan resolutely said, “In this period of time, none of you can enter my room. Don’t think I’m easy to bully. If you really annoy me, I will definitely sic the chickens on you!”

He had already gone wild last night, and he wanted to live a few more years!

Zhang Junshi suddenly hooked Nie Bufan’s waist and whispered in his ear: “Don’t you think it’s a bit unfair? How many times did Li Yi get? I only have one time with you. Who do you even like better after all?”

Nie Bufan lifted his eyes and looked at the sky, wondering: “I believe in universal love, so how do I choose?”

“……”

“In fact, my ideal is to build a harmonious small mountain village with a group of ‘friends’, raise a nest of little carrot heads, and live fun and carefree days.”

“Little carrot heads?” Zhang Junshi said contemptuously, “Will you give birth to them?”

“If not will you give birth then?”

Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and said: “Don’t expect to marry a wife and have children! Whether it’s you or me. Since I chose this path, I won’t look back.”

Nie Bufan suddenly showed a somewhat uncomfortable expression and pushed Zhang Junshi away, changing the subject, “I’m hungry, I’ll go get some food first.”

“You’re a coward.” The frivolous act was quite believable, but whenever it got serious he would run faster than a rabbit.

Zhang Junshi looked at his escaping back helplessly.

He touched his chin and thought, couldn’t let Li Yi continue being arrogant anymore. He had to talk to him about who Nie Bufan belonged to.

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At this time, neither Zhang Junshi nor Li Yi realized that another powerful enemy was secretly lurking in the dark, impossible to defend against……

TN: regarding the title, it comes from the idiom ‘to put Zhang’s hat on Li’s head’ which means to attribute something to the wrong person or to confuse one thing with another. In this case the author substituted the names Zhang with Li and Li with Wang to show that Nie Bufan confused Wang Fifth with Li Fourth.

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After Tian Nu and the others moved into Chicken Nest Village, many outsiders speculated that the treasure of the Duobao Sage would soon reappear in the world. But who knew that more than two months have passed, yet the news of the treasure seemed to have sunk and settled at the bottom of the sea, no more news to be had.

As a result, letters from all directions came and went, and everyone in Chicken Nest Village also recieved letters of concern from parents and family elders, all of whom asked about the treasure.

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And others who were also concerned about this matter began to continuously send spies to Chicken Nest Village. In the past, they would do so discretely, but the people who were sent out at that time were undoubtedly incapable, and none of them were able to sneak into the village without problems. And even just walking around outside the Chicken Nest Village they would still be attacked. In view of this, the spies launched a plan involving using large numbers and disguise tactics. Each day they would be dressed as farmers, hunters, traders, lost travelers, refugees, passers-by, etc., with different appearances and superb acting skills.

Thus, Chicken Nest Village began a busy period of receiving visitors every day. In order to display the excellence of Chicken Nest Village’s hospitality, Nie Bufan mobilized all the chickens in the village to serve the public with all their hearts. There were chickens who would point out directions for lost travelers; there were chickens to give out eggs to refugees who had fled to their area; there were chickens to cheer on traveling traders who hawked their wares, and as for hunters……sorry, hunters not welcome. As for those who came to stay overnight, ahem, the next day they could be directly listed as missing persons.

After dozens of days of wasting time, the spies finally realized a fact: To enter the Chicken Nest Village, one must first learn to engage with chickens! If one didn’t even know how to deal with chickens, then one might as well not even bother thinking about Duobao Sage’s treasure. It’s no wonder that the representatives of the four major families have all settled in Chicken Nest Village. The security and privacy here were indeed extraordinary, truly, what superior foresight!

“Ai.” Nie Bufan sighed, lying by the window, “Life is really as lonely as snow!”

Li Yi glanced at him and asked, “What’s wrong with you?”

“Aren’t those people coming anymore?” Nie Bufan looked into the distance with eager anticipation.

“……” What, so you could play with them some more?

Nie Bufan stood up suddenly and said with vigor: “I want to build Chicken Nest Village into a leisure village to attract tourists and serve the area.”

“……” Li Yi hesitated for a while, before asking, “Leisure village? Here?”

“En.” Nie Bufan nodded heavily, his eyes bright, “Our village is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the scenery is beautiful. During the day, one can take an outing in the mountains and go fishing in the rivers. When one is feeling lonely at night, there are chicken friends to warm the bed with you. Whether cutomers wanted to rest their minds or relax their bodies, it can all be satisfied here!”

“You should just spare those poor, innocent people!” Li Yi firmly prevented him from committing evil.

Nie Bufan looked at him disdainfully: “You cannot understand such an important contribution to humankind.”

Li Yi rolled his eyes subtly.

Nie Bufan said again: “I should consult Zhang Third about matters related with making money.”

Saying so, he was about to rush outside the house.

Li Yi dragged him back and said unhappily, “Don’t go.”

Nie Bufan paused for a while and suggested, “Then go together?”

“I don’t want to see him.”

“You can’t avoid each other. If you don’t see him today, you will see him tomorrow.” Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder with his other hand and said slowly, “There is no animosity between ‘friends’, cheer up.”

Li Yi took a deep breath, hugged Nie Bufan closer and kissed his lips hard. He said harshly: “You and I are ‘friends’!”

“This……” Nie Bufan leaned back slightly, thought for a while, and said, “We are ‘friends’, and Zhang Third and I are also ‘friends’. So that means you and Zhang Third are also ‘friends’.”

This kind of equation……

Li Yi felt like he wanted to vomit blood. He pressed Nie Bufan against the wall and pushed his knee in between his legs. He held his head with one hand, and lowered his own for a long and deep kiss. The other hand slipped up the hem of his clothes and cupped him through his pants.

A moment later, Li Yi’s lips trailed down Nie Bufan’s chin to his neck where he gently bit his Adam’s apple, and muttered: “I wouldn’t do this to Zhang Third.”

Nie Bufan panted slightly and harrumphed, “What are you doing going into heat in broad daylight?”

“Then tonight?” Li Yi blew ambiguously in his ear.

“If you agree with Wang Fifth observing on the side, then I will let you do it.” Nie Bufan glanced at him provocatively, believing that he wouldn’t be able to swallow his pride.

Unexpectedly, Li Yi only squinted for a while before he nodded in agreement.

Nie Bufan widened his eyes and said in disbelief: “You actually agreed to let Wang Fifth come to observe? Don’t you have any shame?”

Li Yi had an exasperated look on his face, who exactly made the proposal in the first place? Who exactly was the one without shame? Li Yi had already seen through this guy. In front of this guy, if one still had courtesy and shame then that would only be commiting self-torture!

Seeing that he was unmoved, Nie Bufan said ruthlessly: “Then just as well, we can also add Zhang Third!”

“If you dare to call Zhang Third, then I will do you right now!” Li Yi had to admit that this guy was always able to reach a new low. Why on earth did he fall for such a guy? And even thinking about him all the time, as if he was an addict and Nie Bufan his drug.

“How can you have all of the food to yourself?” Nie Bufan accused righteously.

Without wasting another breath, Li Yi picked him up and walked towards the bed.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……” Nie Bufan screeched with waving arms amd legs, “Okay, okay, I won’t call him over. But it’s not my business if he comes by himself.”

Li Yi harrumphed: “He won’t have the opportunity!”

“Do you want to knock him unconcious again?” Nie Bufan said mildly, “Don’t blame me for not warning you, when an honest person gets angry it’s even more terrifying.”

“Who are you calling an honest person?” Li Yi sneered. Zhang Junshi was a master at pretending to be a pig to prey on the tiger. But on the question of who Nie Bufan belonged to, he will not give in.

Li Yi put Nie Bufan on the bed and looked directly at him: “Don’t make trouble at night, and don’t even think about instructing Wang Shichan to deal with me. Although his qinggong is superb, but in close combat he is definitely not my opponent. That I agree for him to come and observe is already my biggest concession.”

Hey, wasn’t there something wrong about this scenario? Did Li Fourth really think he had such an interest?

Nie Bufan stretched out his hand, wanting to defend his integrity, but Li Yi didn’t give him a chance. After taking one last kiss, he went away full of fighting spirit.

In truth, he was the one with that interest, right? Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi’s back.

Headache, how will he make it through tonight! He was not a match for the enemy! Don’t know if there was still a chance to change this status quo……

Nie Bufan came to the hillside, held up a book, and shouted: “Wang Fifth, Wang Fifth, Wang Fifth……”

His voice echoed in the mountains, and except for the sounds of chickens and birds, there were no other responses.

“With the scriptures in hand, I summon Wang Fifth!”

As soon as the voice fell, a figure whizzed out in front of Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan said with discontent: “I just called you so many times yet you didn’t respond. But as soon as I mention the scriptures, you appear.”

“I only heard you calling Wang Fifth just now.” Wang Shichan said mildly.

“You are Wang Fifth!” Nie Bufan affirmed, “Don’t forget your name in the future!”

“……”

“Here, it’s what you want.” Nie Bufan generously handed over the scriptures in his hand.

On the contrary, Wang Shichan hesitated a little. With Nie Bufan’s previous track record, would he give him things so easily? Could there be chicken shit on the book?

One cannot blame him for suspecting the other, it was all from experience.

“Take it!” Nie Bufan took the initiative to push the book into Wang Shichan’s hands, and said with a serious face, “It’s time to fulfill the promise after so long.”

“You……what do you want me to do this time?” The beloved scriptures was finally in his hands, but Wang Shichan resisted looking through it.

“You are underestimating me. Am I the kind of person who asks for gratitude?” Nie Bufan declared righteously.

“……” Wang Shichan’s originally calm facial muscles twitched faintly.

“I don’t need you to do anything. You don’t need to protect me at night anymore.” Nie Bufan sighed, “Always delaying your rest time, I really feel sorry for it. Take the scriptures as compensation.”

Wang Shichan watched him for a long time, and finally pocketed the scriptures suspiciously.

“Okay, that’s it. You can continue to go invisible now, I’ll be going back first.” Nie Bufan took a few steps and then stopped. “By the way, the chickens around the village should be taken care of. Don’t let them be harmed.”

Wang Shichan nodded: “I promised so I will definitely carry it out.”

Looking at Nie Bufan’s departing figure, he suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart. He used to enjoy loneliness very much in the past and always felt ease by himself. With the Buddha in his heart, he remained calm and aloof of worldly struggles. But since coming to Chicken Nest Village, his surroundings suddenly became filled with noise. Especially Nie Bufan, who did not confine himself to societal conventions; all of his laughter and cacophony coming from the heart. He still remembered that day when he shouted on the mountain peak: “I am the king of Chicken Nest Village”, like a child, pure and clean. He was clearly an unreasonable and vulgar person, but at the same time he also appeared free from the vulgarity of the world.

This was the most unique person Wang Shichan had encountered in his life. Therefore, even if he was ordered around or tricked by him, he couldn’t produce any anger, and even held a tolerance he afforded no one else.

Every night in the room next to him, he could always hear him talking with animals, sounding like he was educating children, his tone loving and giving off a kind of inexplicable warmth.

Now that he told him that he didn’t need his protection anymore, Wang Shichan suddenly felt that something was missing. He didn’t know this, but this emotion was called——disappointment.

After dinner and after freshening up, Nie Bufan poked his head around at the door of the room, and then whispered to the little monkey on his shoulder: “Wukong, go in and help me see the situation. If there is a bad guy, you will come back immediately and let me know.”

Wukong waved its paw, and with a few jumps it disappeared at the door of the room.

Nie Bufan squatted by the door, tilting his head as he paid serious attention to the situation inside.

At this moment, a black shadow suddenly appeared above his head, covering him. He didn’t lift his head, just mumbled: “It’s truly a night of dark clouds overhead, even the moonlight is gone.”

A muffled snort came from above.

Nie Bufan paused, stood up slowly, and patted his clothes in a carefree pretense. Then he held the door frame with one hand, and suddenly flashed into the room, hooking the door on his way and preparing to close it behind him.

A hand snapped up against the door panel, making a loud slapping sound.

Nie Bufan smiled at the visitor and said, “Li Fourth, you are here.”

“Hmph.” Li Yi glared at him, strode into the room, and closed the door smoothly.

Nie Bufan glanced at the window and did not close it tightly.

Li Yi didn’t care either. He took off his outer robe, sat on the bed and patted next to him, “Come here.”

“Uh, but everyone’s not here yet?” Nie Bufan minced in place.

“Doesn’t he usually come very quickly?” Li Yi said darkly, “Let’s warm up first, and we can officially start when he arrives.”

Nie Bufan climbed onto the bed with a look of one surrendering to death.

In that short time, Li Yi took off his inner robe as well, revealing his strong upper body.

Nie Bufan fell on the bed and looked at him timidly: “Da ye, please be gentle.”

Li Yi raised an eyebrow and rolled over to press down on him. When undressing him, his movements were rude and quick, without any gentleness at all.

After Nie Bufan was naked, he slowed down and started kissing and stroking gently.

The two bodies intertwined and the temperature gradually heated up.

Slap. Li Yi’s back was suddenly hit by something, he stretched out his hand and touched it, only to find a monkey. The little monkey bared its teeth and struggled in his hand.

“Ah, Wukong.” Nie Bufan was about to take it into his arms but instead Li Yi leaned over and stuffed the monkey inside a drawer of the bedside dresser.

“Don’t, it will be suffocated to death if you put it inside.” Nie Bufan turned around and moved to open the drawer. At present, there were several kinds of animals in Chicken Nest Village, but only the little monkey was kept by his side. Like Little Root and Big Weapon, they have all been adopted by several mother chickens.

As soon as the little monkey was released, it gave Li Yi a claw, leaving three shallow marks on his chest.

Then it quickly hid in Nie Bufan’s hair.

Li Yi gritted his teeth and said: “Either throw it out or let me knock it out.”

“Why are you so cruel?” Nie Bufan complained, “How are you even able to hurt such a cute little guy?”

“Then you keep a hold of it!” Li Yi’s desire was currently at its breaking point. He separated Nie Bufan’s legs and pushed forward, but only got in a little.

“Ah!” Nie Bufan bent his legs and retreated abruptly. He kicked at Li Yi, shouting, “Are you drilling holes? Don’t embarrass yourself if you don’t have the skills!”

“I don’t have the skills?” A dangerous light flashed in Li Yi’s eyes.

Nie Bufan pointed out: “What do you think? Acting like a beast.”

Li Yi pressed down like a mountain and sealed his lips tightly. How could he have forgotten, to deal with Nie Bufan, he must first seal his mouth.

“Mmph, mmph.” Nie Bufan couldn’t say anything, so he could only pat his back desperately.

The little monkey also stepped forward to help out, scratching and clawing at Li Yi’s back.

Li Yi ignored it and moved his hands all over, focusing on the area below the abdomen and near the tailbone.

His lung capacity was far beyond that of ordinary people so he practically kissed Nie Bufan dizzy. Nie Bufan’s limbs became weak, and his slapping hands slowly stopped.

Only then did Li Yi let go of his lips and turned to attack other sensitive parts of his body. Didn’t this guy complain about his skills? This time, he’ll let him see the results of his martial arts training!

He kissed down to his belly button, where he began licking it with his tongue while stroking little Nie Bufan. The movements were flexible and rhythmic, making Nie Bufan breathless and causing him to let out moans.

“Ngh……don’t, you……” Nie Bufan twisted his body, his voice trembling.

The little monkey “squeaked” several times, cooperating with Nie Bufan’s moaning.

Li Yi tried his best to ignore this little extra third wheeler and continued the movement of his hand.

“Come……coming……” Nie Bufan shouted.

Li Yi tightened his hand, squeezing on the hot rod, and said in a low, husky voice, “Not yet.”

Turning Nie Bufan over, he then used the other hand to support his belly while he lined himself up against that hidden place, ready to enter.

Suddenly, a cold wind blew by, and Li Yi felt a chill on his back. Still in the same position ready to enter, Li Yi looked back. Only to see that Wang Shichan’s slender figure had appeared by the bed, an inexplicable light shining in his eyes, eyes that slowly moved to the place where the two were about to connect intimately.

There was only dead silence in the room, and even the little monkey hid who knew where. Only Nie Bufan, who was still lying face down on the bed, was completely unaware of the situation at hand. With a slightly muffled voice: “Are you ready yet? Either go in or let me go. What’s the deal with staying motionless? You haven’t become impotent, have you? If this is the case, then it’s not a problem, I won’t laugh at you. You can just let me go.”

Li Yi’s face became as black as the bottom of a pot. Deciding to throw his integrity out the window, he slammed in hard.

“Ah……” Nie Bufan took a deep breath, and was about to curse, when he was interrupted by the large movements of the person behind him.

The hard rod thrusted in fiercely, and pulled out even more fiercely.

Because Wang Shichan finally made his move.

He attacked Li Yi’s neck, Li Yi pulled back, and naturally brought his thing out.

Wang Shichan attacked his forehead. Li Yi ducked his head to avoid the attack, leaning forward, and with a “slap”, he went in again!

“Ah……ngh……”

Wang Shichan stretched his hand to pull at Li Yi’s shoulder, Li Yi blocked it with his own hand, and at the same time stretched out a leg to kick at him. This caused his body to turn slightly, and his thing inserted in Nie Bufan’s body also turned around with him, rubbing at the sensitive insides.

“Ngh……”

Wang Shichan grabbed and pulled his ankle backwards so Li Yi hugged Nie Bufan’s waist and abdomen and leaned back together. He used the principle of Taiji, using the opponent’s strength against him, and pulled his leg out of the control of the opponent. The next instant he fell back on the bed, his body pressing down heavily on Nie Bufan and also causing that heated object to insert deeper.

“Ah……ah……”

Hearing this moaning voice, Wang Shichan’s expression became a little dark, and his lower abdomen began to feel faintly heated. His attacks became more violent.

Li Yi could be regarded as completely having thrown away any face or dignity. While fighting bare, he persistently picked Nie Bufan’s chrysanthemum.

In the storm, Nie Bufan finally realized that something was off. When he was about to turn his head to look at the situation, a quilt covered him over the head and plunged him into darkness completely.

The bed seemed unable to withstand this series of fierce struggles, trembling slightly.

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Nie Bufan felt like an unsteady boat rocking in the turbulent waves of the ocean. He had to grasp tightly on the bedpost to keep his balance, subjected as he was to storm-like attacks, with no rhythm at all, as if the person behind him was having convulsions.

He could only moan heartily, to show his intense emotions of pain and happiness.

There was a saying, what was it called?

Let the storm come down harder……

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After the appearance of the little monkey, Nie Bufan re-checked the eggs he had picked up and found two more fertilized eggs. Likely due to these days being the estrus period and the chickens were full of energy. Soon, he suspected that Chicken Nest Village will usher in a new wave of chicks.

Nie Bufan happily put the two eggs into his pocket, no matter whether they turned out to be bad eggs ot not, he only thought about what species would appear after the shell broke.

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To this end, he deliberately got up early and prepared himself, then led a group of idle chickens, ready to go to the mountains and forests to implement the plan of incubating eggs.

Before leaving the house, Zhang Junshi saw him and asked to follow him. Then Li Yi also appeared out of nowhere, and then Li Huai, Si Chenyu, and Chen Muran all followed.

Nie Bufan was not happy. The sacred and inviolable act of hatching eggs needed to be carried out when there was no one around. Was there any reason for them to follow along? However, due to the large number of people on the other side, he knew that he would not be able to win, so he could only accept the reality reluctantly.

The mountains and forests were full of vitality in the spring, and the breeze was equally as refreshing, lifting everyone’s mood.

“I find the face of vernal wind in easy way, myriads of reds and violets reveal only spring.” Chen Muran could not resist reciting a poem. (TN: poem A Spring Day by Zhu Xi)

“Returning to nature, profound grace contained in all things.” Si Chenyu also recited.

Chen Muran said, “Why don’t we have a poetry meeting along with the picnic later?”

“Good idea.” Si Chenyu folded his fan and asked the Li brothers and Zhang Junshi, “What do you think?”

Li Huai smiled and agreed.

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi also nodded, and then looked at Nie Bufan together. Everyone here knew that Nie Bufan was “unlearning and skillless” and reciting poetry held no connection to him at all.

But Nie Bufan had a smile on his face, as if there was no dissatisfaction with the idea.

After walking for about half an hour, everyone found a relatively flat height with spectacular scenery of overlapping mountains all around. It was very suitable for a picnic place, but the flocks of chickens running all around ruined any scenic atmosphere to be had……

Spreading out the cloth mat, Zhang Junshi laid out some of the desserts, wine and dishes prepared in advance, and everyone sat on the ground with a happy expression. Any pent up frustrations accumulated in Chicken Nest Village recently were all swept away.

“Such beautiful scenery deserves to be acompanied by a cup of wine, everyone make a toast first.” Si Chenyu raised his cup and toasted everyone.

The rest of the people raised their cups to toast each other, and even Nie Bufan was a rare sport and toasted along.

Chen Muran sighed with feeling: “The mountains and forests are full of beautiful scenery, we should have come out to visit sooner.”

Li Huai nodded repeatedly: “Yes, the streets are crowded, how can they be compared to the tranquility in the mountains?”

Nie Bufan pursed his lips secretly: such hypocrisy!

“While we are in the mood, let’s start with poetry?” Chen Muran suggested, “Chenyu, you are the most respected here, why don’t you begin?”

“Then I will throw a brick to attract jade.” (TN: idiom meaning I offer a humble remark, please give me your valued opinion) Si Chenyu looked at the rolling mountains in the distance, and recited, “The willows hang like silks, the flowers cover the trees, and the orioles in the mountains sing into the spring evening.” (TN: poem Fisherman’s Song by Li Xun)

Chen Muran looked at Li Yi, who was silent for a while, and then said: “Lower the hanging silks, pour a cup of fine wine, and point into the distance where the lonely village stands shrouded by the clouds.” (TN: poem Fisherman’s Song by Li Xun)

As soon as the voice fell, Nie Bufan suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed towards the distance with a leisurely expression.

Everyone involuntarily looked in the direction of his finger, only to see a gray chicken flying by.

Li Huai couldn’t help asking: “What’s over there?”

“Oh, nothing.” Nie Bufan withdrew his finger calmly.

Zhang Junshi couldn’t help but chuckle, and Li Yi felt exasperated.

The rest of the people also reacted quickly, this guy was using his elegant body language to express the artistic conception of one who “point into the distance where the lonely village stands shrouded by the clouds”……

Chen Muran coughed, ignoring him as much as possible, and continued: “I’ll take the following sentence, the wine fills the goblets, the room is full of hanging vapors like clouds and mist, there is no human desires and conflict, honor or disgrace.” (TN: poem Fisherman’s Song by Li Xun)

“Superb.” Si Chenyu and others clapped their hands and applauded.

Next, Li Huai and Zhang Junshi also recited poems in turn. Although the poems were made up on the spot, they were all quite appropriate to the atmosphere and scenery.

Nie Bufan was still carrying the eggs, and was extremely bored as he watched them. Sitting on the side he began drawing circles with his feet from time to time.

When Li Huai saw this, don’t mention how happy he was! This guy had always been insufferably arrogant, and now it was finally time for his ego to deflate! Against the backdrop of a group of elegant people, he was like a sparrow at the feet of a phoenix, an ugly duckling beside a swan, a dung beetle among scarabs……

After a few verses passed, everyone was in even more high spirits.

Li Huai suddenly said: “Little brother Nie, why remain silent with such a beautiful scenery in front of you? How about you also recite a poem and express your feelings freely.”

Upon hearing this, Zhang Junshi and Li Yi glanced at him at the same time, and gave him both gloating and annoyed eyes. He could have provoked anyone, but out of all people he provoked this guy?

How could Li Huai understand all the underlying meaning. Right now he only thought about how to make Nie Bufan embarrassed.

But would Nie Bufan care about his face? When necessary, even if it’s something like streaking naked in public, he could even show off his majestic bearing without even batting an eye.

Nie Bufan responded: “Let me recite poems? I am a little embarrassed.”

Zhang and Li squinted at him: Excuse me? Who are you talking about?

Li Huai pretended to smile in a genial manner and said kindly: “Hehe, all of us here are modest gentlemen, who appreciate both elegance and commonness, and won’t laugh at you.”

“No, no, no.” Nie Bufan shook his finger and said in a calm voice, “I mean, I’m worried that you will be speechless in awe after listening to my poems, and cannot help but to feel worship and be ashamed.”

“……” Zhang, Li, Si, Chen.

Was there anyone in this world who was more XX (can’t think of an adjective) than him?

“……Then we definitely must hear what masterpiece you can make that can cause us to ‘feel worship and be ashamed!'” Li Huai gritted his teeth.

Nie Bufan looked around at them all and asked with ceremony: “Do you really want to listen?”

Everyone nodded with difficulty, conflicted as they were with both curiosity and anxiety.

“Okay.” Nie Bufan stood up suddenly, took out his egg, and with a solemn expression he looked into the distance. Slowly, he said, “What I want to create is a realistic poem, please listen carefully.”

Everyone raised their hands in a gesture conveying please go ahead.

Nie Bufan cleared his throat and recited in a rhythmic tone: “Chickens, chickens, chickens, you raise your heads up to the sky and sing, your sharp claws cut open mountains and rocks, your colorful feathers appear coquettish.”

The cold wind blew by, and it was quiet. Luo Binwang (author of “An Ode to the Goose”), in tears.

Immediately, the surrounding chickens flapped their wings and let out crows that shook the skies, dust flew, leaves fluttered, and the originally tranquil mountain forest instantly transformed into a chaotic and noisy marketplace.

Everyone stood there feeling as chaotic as the wind, and solemnly accepted the baptism of dust with diginity. Even the snacks on the cloth mat had wrapped themselves in a layer of gauze in shame……(TN: word for gauze and dust sound similar in Chinese hence being covered in dust=wrapped in gauze)

Amidst the noise, there seemed to be a sound of a heavy object falling in the forest. (TN: can anyone guess what (or who) that might be?😆)

Nie Bufan waved his hand at his surroundings in high spirits, and smiled modestly: “Thank you everyone for your support and praise, I am ashamed, I am ashamed.” In fact, from the top of his head and down to his chin, where was there any sign of an “ashamed” expression?

Fine, one must admit that Nie Bufan was right just now. As soon as this poem came out, it really made them “speechless with awe, feeling worship and shame.” And coupled with the embellishments provided from the environment, it was truly the style of a “king.” No one was his opponent.

Si Chenyu and the others simultaneously shot Li Huai with sharp, knife-like eyes, as if they were saying: It’s all your fault!

Li Huai lowered his head in shame: I was wrong, I was so wrong!

Nie Bufan flicked a strand of hair hanging on the side of his face with a finger, and said proudly: “How was it? Does this master’s talent make you feel like even the light of the sun and the moon have been eclipsed?”

Yes, you are very right, it truly was without light here. Everyone bowed their heads in silence.

“Therefore we say, there are talent beyond talent and heavens beyond heavens.” Nie Bufan peered condescendingly at Li Huai, and advised him, “Don’t think that just because you can make a few crooked poems that it’s anything to be proud of. Geniuses are everywhere, and only grassroots think highly of themselves.”

Li Huai’s head drooped even further, his face flushed like lava from the volcano’s bottom, ashamed and with no place to “melt.” (TN: pun on phrase “ashamed and unable to show one’s face”)

Si Chenyu turned his head away and couldn’t bear to look directly.

Chen Muran was stunned on the spot, feeling as if black and white were turning upside down before his eyes.

Zhang Junshi’s face twitched, privately laughing to himself, barely refraining from stomping his feet and beating his chest in uproarious laughter.

Li Yi looked at the sky, appearing like a statue, as his sense of self faded away.

“Forget it, seeing as you have a good attitude, I won’t say more.” Nie Bufan said earnestly, “Be humble and keep a low profile. Don’t pretend to understand when you don’t understand. Take it step by step and be down-to-earth. Don’t be too lofty and challenge authority……”

Your mother, didn’t you just say you won’t say anymore?

Li Huai almost cried: “Please, don’t say anymore, I admit my mistakes, I admit my mistakes!”

“You really admit your mistakes?” Nie Bufan still felt like he hadn’t enough, wishing to continue.

“Really, absolutely.” Metaphorical tears ran down his face.

“Ai, alright then, knowing the wrong and improving on it is the greatest virtue.” Nie Bufan sighed, looking far into the distance, “The heights are cold and lonely, mortals are just mortals after all.”

Si, Li, Zhang, and Chen all worshiped and paid tribute to him for his ability to reverse heaven and earth, making a deer out to be a horse, and possessing narcissism and shamelessness that surpassed mortals. Since this episode, no one dared to recite poems in front of him again——they could not take the shame of it. (TN: reversing heaven and earth and making a deer out to be a horse are idioms for distorting the truth and deliberatly misrepresenting the facts)

A beautiful outing ended in a hasty way, and everyone returned in defeat.

Nie Bufan waved his hand to send them off. He could finally hatch his eggs in the woods alone.

There were chicken guards, and even Wang Shichan, who was hiding in the dark, could not hold up against the enemy and quietly escaped.

Nie Bufan started a fire, then wrapped the eggs with a cloth and swayed them back and forth over the fire, turning them over occasionally.

Such a way of incubating eggs, even the gods would cry in shame.

But strangely enough, within the time it took for a stick of incense to burn out, the shells of the two eggs actually broke one after another……

Nie Bufan widened shiny eyes, staring straight at the eggshell without blinking, waiting anxiously for the birth of a new life.

Not long after, the little guy in the eggshell on the left broke out first. And it turned out to be a——bald chicken?

Nie Bufan was disappointed. He didn’t expect that this one was not a special breed. He pulled the bald chick aside and continued to look at the remaining egg.

This time it was finally different. A snow white little guy with a round face, a long neck, a fluffy coat, and short limbs emerged from the shell. No matter how he looked it appeared to be a——llama?

Nie Bufan hesitated, poking at its soft body, and muttered: “Is this a goat variant……”

It’s too fantastical!

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Nie Bufan touched his chin, then snapped his fingers and said, “Okay, from now on you will be called ‘Little Root’, as for you……”

He looked at the bald chicken again and said: “Since you were born in an extraordinary way, although you are just a chicken, but in the future you will definitely become capable and talented. Let’s name you ‘Big Weapon’!” (TN: phrase 必成大器 means to become talented and capable. 大器 by itself means Big Weapon)

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