Nie Bufan followed the chickens toward the depths of the passageway. The surroundings were dimly lit, the air was cold with musty floating dust in it, and occasionally one could hear the sound of some small creatures crawling in the corners.

“Where should I go?” Nie Bufan asked in a low voice, looking at the fork in the road not far ahead. Although the sound was small, it sounded particularly loud in the quiet space.

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A chicken jumped out of a fork in the road, clucking a few times.

Nie Bufan nodded to express his understanding, and walked into the side road with the chickens.

After walking a few steps, he looked back, and it seemed that Si Chenyu’s roar could still be heard even after such a distance. The earth-shaking roar before really did give him a scare. But when he thought of him naked and making such an idiotic pose he felt that it was worth it. It was a pity that he didn’t have a camera, otherwise he would have another wonderful thing to add to his collection.

Just as he was thinking, another treasure room appeared in front of Nie Bufan’s eyes. The light inside was slightly yellow and the room was much brighter than the passageway.

He walked in quickly, and at first glance, he saw the large night pearls placed in each of the four corners. They were as big as the mouth of a bowl and any one of them was extremely valuable.

Nie Bufan cursed in a low voice: Evil rich people! He then decisively took out two of them and stuffed them into his shoulder bag, leaving two night pearls behind for light. In truth, he didn’t have much love for money. Instead, he loved this kind of pure natural lighting function that the night pearls could provide.

Looking around he saw that this treasure room had only one entrance that also acted as the exit. On the three walls, there were shelves made of stones. In the shelf on the right, there were several rows of jade boxes, around forty and in varying large and small sizes. The jade boxes were smooth and cold to the touch, with crystal clear texture. Regardless of what was inside, these jade boxes alone were enough to buy a large manor.

Nie Bufan took one down and opened it to see. What was placed inside was something like fine sand in a pure golden color and smelled like some kind of light fragrance. Although he couldn’t recognize what it was, since Duobao Sage used this jade box for preservation, it could be seen that its value far exceeded the jade box itself.

He looked through several other jade boxes and they contained all sorts of strange oddities such as the lumpy, the granular, and even viscous liquid.

Nie Bufan lost interest after looking through it for a while. He turned and walked to the left side of the wall.

There were a lot of porcelain jars in the shelves here. Some of them had fallen on the ground and broke into pieces. Nie Bufan could not make out what the pile of black and yellowish things were. Although it was already rotten, it didn’t have any smell.

He got up and carefully removed a whole porcelain jar stuffed with a cork cover. After pulling the cork out, he saw that there were still several layers inside.

“It’s sealed quite tightly.” Nie Bufan muttered to himself.

There were a few chickens clucking around, seemingly excited.

Before lifting the last layer, Nie Bufan smelled a refreshing fragrance of wine. When it was fully opened, the entire treasure room was filled with the aroma of wine.

“Huu……how fragrant!” Nie Bufan was intoxicated for a while, then smiled, “This is really good stuff, it’s a century-old brew!”

The chickens all crowded over, surrounding him in a dense circle, flapping their wings and clucking.

“Okay, you can all have a share. I’ll let you taste it after we go back.” Nie Bufan waved his hand generously.

In truth, these chickens might not really like to drink, but they had a keen sense of smell and couldn’t help but feel restless when they smelled this scent.

“I’ll try it first.” Nie Bufan took out a wooden spoon from his pocket, took a spoonful and drank slowly.

As soon as it entered his mouth a sweet and fragrant aroma permeated his senses and even the tip of his tongue felt slightly numb. The sensatiom was as if there was a slow and warm current flowing through all of his limbs, and even his spleen and lungs suddenly felt relaxed.

Nie Bufan couldn’t help taking another sip. This time it felt a little bit different. It was sweet with bitterness, bitterness with tartness, and the spiciness was also a bit stronger.

He thought it was strange so he took a third sip. After taking the third sip, he suddenly felt his blood rushing and surging, his heartbeat intensifying, and his whole person floating as if in the clouds. Even his soul was completely immersed in the fragrance of the wine.

Nie Bufan sighed. He had never felt so comfortable before. He was not a person with any special craving for wine, but at this moment he had to admit that this jar of wine was very special and made people feel a little bit overwhelmed.

Resisting the desire to continue drinking, he sealed the mouth of the jar again. He then warned the chickens while returning the jar to its place: “You must not break these wine jars, or I will stew you!”

The chickens grumbled in protest but they still scattered away obediently.

Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, then turned his head to look at the shelves in the middle. He had just walked a few steps forwards when he felt his head becoming heavy and his vision becoming blurred. He staggered against the wall, his entire body beginning to heat up.

Aiya, this was bad, the alcoholic intoxication had finally settled in.

Nie Bufan sat down on the ground along the wall and rubbed his legs. Just now he had finished a round of love-making and had yet to recover his physical strength. And now on top of that he had drank alcohol. It really was the start of leading a befuddled existence.

Eyelids drooped down involuntarily, and he forced himself to remain awake enough to look at the environment, wondering to himself how likely it was to take a nap here.

“Guys, please help me to keep watch. I want to sleep. If there is an emergency, just call out to me.” Nie Bufan warned drowsily before tilting to one side and falling asleep.

The chickens looked at each other, exchanged dozens of incomprehensible mysterious glances, and then walked outside in unison. They walked quietly without leaving a trace, ruthlessly abandoning their master……

Don’t know how much time had passed before a slight windy sound blew by in the passageway. Immediately afterwards, a figure rushed into the treasure room like lightning.

Under the dim light, the person’s face gradually became clearer, and it was Wang Shichan, the most superior qinggong master in the world.

He startled when he saw Nie Bufan leaning on the wall and hurried to his side, carefully supporting him up.

“Nie Bufan, Nie Bufan.” Wang Shichan patted his face lightly. Seeing that his lips were slightly open and there was still a scent of wine on his breath, he had some guesses in his heart——this guy actually drank himself drunk?

Wang Shichan let go, and Nie Bufan fell back to the ground where he curled in his legs and continued to sleep.

Suddenly, Wang Shichan’s gaze sharpened and he pulled Nie Bufan up again. Moving aside his clothes, he saw several tooth marks on the back of his neck and several suspicious hickeys on his chest.

So he really did do something he shouldn’t with Si Chenyu just now?

Wang Shichan recalled the ambiguous moanimg sounds he heard across the stone walls before, and felt inexplicably unhappy.

He stared at Nie Bufan’s sleeping face, poked his forehead with his hand, and reprimanded, “You are a little damn bastard!”

In order to thoroughly confirm the suspicion in his heart, Wang Shichan took off Nie Bufan’s pants decisively and raised his legs to check his lower body.

Red and swollen and twitching. Sticking his fingers in, he also felt a little wetness.

Nie Bufan twisted his body and groaned unconsciously, “It hurts……”

Wang Shichan squinted his eyes and didn’t withdraw his fingers, remaining motionless with his fingers still stuck inside. Nie Bufan clamped his legs and squeezed on his fingers tightly, causing them to rub slightly against his inner walls.

Wang Shichan’s eyes darkened, watching his flushed face and half dressed body that was dotted with ambiguous hickeys. His two slender legs were bent and folded, posture like that of a child, innocent and without any guard up.

“Why can’t you……” Wang Shichan murmured softly, his expression revealing a little exasperation.

He took out his hand and was about to help Nie Bufan get dressed, but suddenly stopped. He harrumphed, hugged him into his arms and let him sleep on his shoulders, still in his half dressed and disheveled state.

Nie Bufan’s head rubbed against Wang Shichan’s chest. He seemed to have found a comfortable position and the corners of his mouth couldn’t help showing a smile of satisfaction.

Wang Shichan lowered his head and pressed a kiss on his lips, hugged him closer, and then began to meditate.

At this moment, another person walked in from the outside, and it was Si Chenyu. He didn’t expect to see the intimate scene of the two hugging and leaning against each other. He saw Nie Bufan’s clothes wide open and most of his skin uncovered and exposed, lying lazily in Wang Shichan’s arms with a contented look on his face.

This guy couldn’t have had a round with Wang Shichan after having done it with him, could he?

Si Chenyu thought of this with much discomfort, an anger that his possession was taken by others rose in his heart.

“Unexpectedly, the Wang Gongzi who has no desires also has this kind of interest?” Si Chenyu said sarcastically.

“I can’t compare with the prince.” Wang Shichan looked at him indifferently, not at all nervous about being caught in ‘having an illicit love affair’, as if holding Nie Bufan in this way was justified and natural.

A cold light flashed in Si Chenyu’s eyes. He paced in with his hands behind his back, and asked: “What’s wrong with him?”

“Sleeping.”

He could actually fall asleep in here? How carefree was this guy? The truth was that he was too tired, right? Si Chenyu slandered in his heart.

“You……did it with him?” Si Chenyu asked again.

“I did.” Wang Shichan admitted calmly.

Si Chenyu didn’t expect him to answer so candidly and was speechless for a while.

At this time, Wang Shichan carefully put Nie Bufan aside then stood up and faced Si Chenyu. He said, “What happened just now? Did you force him?”

“What?”

“I heard his yelling.”

“Isn’t he often yelling like that?” Si Chenyu said casually, “Don’t you know his personality? Lawless, impolite, lacking of any respect towards those of higher stations, no stopper on his mouth, etc. He has an unsavory track record.”

“Since he displeases you so, why did you cross that boundary?”

Si Chenyu was silent.

Wang Shichan said again: “He indeed doesn’t care about worldly ethics and teachings and he lives unrestrainedly. But maybe even he doesn’t realize that he actually values ​​everyone around him. It seems that he has no concerns, but he is actually timid and lonely. It is easy to build a relationship with him. But if he was abandoned by someone who he values after investing his emotions in them, it will inevitably bring him great harm.”

“What do you mean by this?”

“Lord Prince is a member of the royal family. It is absolutely impossible for you to do anything that will damage the royal dignity. To you, Bufan may be just a plaything that is used to past the time and can be discard at any time. Whether he is there or not it makes no difference for you so why do you make him one of your lovers?”

“I am a member of the royal family, but is Wang Gongzi not a member of the aristocracy? Are you not afraid of being burdened by the stigma?”

“I am different from you. My family has long regarded me as removed from the secular world. I can live in seclusion without worry and accompany him for life.”

“How long have you even known him that you are willing to give up everything for him?” Si Chenyu asked in surprise.

“I believe in fate and I believe in my choice. I didn’t lose anything, on the contrary, I now have him.” Wang Shichan looked at Nie Bufan, his eyes were burning, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly, “If I stay, he will definitely be with me through all the days in the future, never leaving, never abandoning.”

Si Chenyu couldn’t help but sarcastically say: “Don’t forget, you are not his only man.”

“I know.” Wang Shichan turned his gaze back to Si Chenyu and replied, “Do you think he provoked so many men just for the sake of pleasure? I’m sure that even if he had to remain abstinent for life, he will not feel any discomfort at all. It’s us who are the ones unable to resist our desires.”

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Si Chenyu couldn’t refute it. Although Nie Bufan often teased others unconsciously, his eyes were clear and he didn’t have that kind of lewdness or lustful thoughts.

“Lord Prince, I hope you can think carefully about how to deal with your relationship with Bufan.” Wang Shichan’s eyes were cold. “If you dare to hurt him, then I will definitely not remain courteous. Moreover, don’t you know how difficult it is to find such an oddity in this world?”

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“Don’t yell, I didn’t go in at all!” Si Chenyu’s face was sullen. Just now at the very last minute, a certain someone’s body suddenly twisted strangely and his weapon slipped up his buttcrack just like that.

Nie Bufan let out a sigh of relief, “Phew.” Then he noticed Si Chenyu’s eyes which were roiling with desire, anger, resentment, and determination, and couldn’t help but to stiffen up.

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“Brother Shi, it seems that this love can’t be made anymore, let’s just go our separate ways, yeah?”

Si Chenyu pressed him against the wall and said fiercely: “You want to run away when the arrow is already on the string?”

“Clearly it was you who couldn’t aim right, but now you blame it on me……” Nie Bufan muttered under his breath.

Si Chenyu really did get an internal injury now. He seemed to see his dignity turn into dust and fly away with the wind. In that instant, his firm heart quickly blackened, vowing to f**k this guy until he cried out for his father and mother, unable to stop himself!

He firmly fixed Nie Bufan’s upper body and then thrusted against his lower body rubbing back and forth.

Nie Bufan arched his back and his body was almost perpendicular with Si Chenyu’s.

Si Chenyu sneered, freed a hand, and using the Monkey Stealing Peach move, he brutally dragged him down.

“Ahhhhhhh……” Nie Bufan let out a tragic scream, and the feathers of the surrounding chickens all exploded in shock, every one of them withdrawing back a step.

Nie Bufan’s eyes were misted over with tears and his lips trembled slightly, like a pitiful little wife.

Si Chenyu kissed him on the cheek and said in a low voice, “Good boy.”

With that said, his desire had already reached the entrance. Si Chenyu’s hand wrapped around Nie Bufan’s legs and confirmed the goal seriously, making sure that this time it would be foolproof.

Nie Bufan could neither retreat nor attack. It was also too late to ask the fighter chickens for help. He could only grit his teeth and close his eyes, saying, “Go ahead, I will still be a hero again after eighteen years!”

Si Chenyu nearly couldn’t hold back a laugh, his little brother almost even going soft. Fortunately, his little brother was quite durable, otherwise his life’s reputation would really be ruined by his hands and the stigma of “premature ejaculation” would definitely be following him around in the future.

This guy not only didn’t have any morals he also liked to talk nonsense all the time, it truly caused people to both love and hate him.

He just couldn’t figure it out, how was he able to turn such a seductive spring scenery into comical chaos?

Thinking this way, the anger he had decressed a bit and Si Chenyu’s movements slowed down slightly, pressing against him as he entered a little bit at a time.

As soon as the entrance was opened, the two of them both gasped at the same time. One was from pain and the other was also from pain.

“Why is it so small?” Si Chenyu patted his bottom and said with discontent, “It was clearly stretched just now.”

“You don’t examine yourself and instead blame me?” Nie Bufan glared, “If you have the ability, then don’t come in!”

“You wish.” Si Chenyu pushed in hard.

“Ah!” Nie Bufan raised his head and let out a low groan, tightening up even further.

Si Chenyu broke out in a cold sweat stuck as he was in the middle, unable to advance or retreat.

“Relax a bit!” he whisper shouted.

“Can’t you become smaller?”

“Hmmph, now you know how powerful this prince is? See if you dare to spread rumors everywhere again!” Si Chenyu was already pale with pain but he still pretended to be arrogant.

“Alright, you’re awesome!” Nie Bufan exclaimed, “Go out first, I’m going to have cramps.”

“Then why not show me your cramping?” Si Chenyu thrusted fiercely and another section entered.

“Aren’t you afraid of it breaking?” Nie Bufan roared at the end of his patience.

Nie Bufan, who once again displayed his fearlessness towards death, succeeded in provoking Si Chenyu’s anger once again. He didn’t care about anything anymore and just charged straight in.

“Ah……” Nie Bufan felt as if he had been pierced, all of his hair stood on end.

Si Chenyu was completely inside, wrapped tightly in the damp heat and feeling very rapturous, the pain having disappeared at that moment.

Finally, he was in! He couldn’t help but sigh in his heart.

After removing the obstacles, Si Chenyu began to move rhythmically, supporting Nie Bufan with one hand to prevent his back from being scraped on the wall. With the other hand he supported his bottom, moving him up and down in accordance with the movements of his lower body.

“Ngh……ah……”

Nie Bufan grabbed Si Chenyu’s shoulders, his eyes half-closed. In the midst of being made love to, he began to secretly plan how to avenge his pride in the future.

Ambiguous and blush inducing sounds echoed in the passageway. Accompanied by intermittent groans it all casted a layer of spring colors.

“Do you still dare to say that this prince isn’t able to do it?” Si Chenyu asked in a low voice in his ear.

“Able……ngh……too f**king able!” Nie Bufan praised him while also almost crushing Si Chenyu’s shoulder.

“Do you admit defeat?”

“If I admit it, will you stop?”

“How can I stop at this time?” Si Chenyu’s movements became more and more smooth, his current state one of excitement.

“Then why the hell would I admit it?” Nie Bufan said with disdain, “You have already eaten all my tofu and you still want to subdue me?”

Si Chenyu paused. He glanced at him before suddenly holding him on the back of his neck and giving him a deep kiss. Then he stroked his neck and bit at his Adam’s apple.

Nie Bufan blocked him with his hand, and said uncomfortably: “Don’t lick, just do it quickly! Don’t delay the time for treasure exploring.”

“You’re such an unromantic guy!” Si Chenyu said angrily, “I really don’t know how I got hard for you?”

“Because you are a masochist.” Nie Bufan pointed to the truth, “Whoever damages your dignity, you will be scornful to whom.”

Si Chenyu became angry and frantically thrusted against him several times.

Nie Bufan started moaning and complaining again.

Si Chenyu looked at his vexing behavior, and his desire inexplicably became even higher.

Was it true, the more others disobeyed, the more interested he would become?

No, it was impossible! Si Chenyu did not want to admit this cruel fact.

“Can you hurry up?” Nie Bufan asked in a hoarse voice.

“What are you in a hurry for? It will take a while.”

“I’m not in a hurry.” Nie Bufan squinted at him, “but you are not worried about being seen by others?”

“What do I need to be worried about? Who would dare to disturb this prince’s good time?” Si Chenyu was immersed in lust, enjoying the pleasure that the movements brought him.

“Brother Shi, what about your ethics? What about your nobleness? What about your manners?”

“F**k nobleness, f**k manners!” Si Chenyu roared, “I’ll talk about it when I’m done.”

“You……how long have you been sexually dissatisfied?” Nie Bufan had a sore back and a cramp in his leg. Although he also felt pleasure, he still felt it would be better to end earlier.

He bent his leg and stepped on Si Chenyu’s chest. In just a short while, the dusty shoe made a lot of dusty footprints on Si Chenyu’s body.

Si Chenyu was a person obssessed with cleanliness. If it weren’t for being provoked by Nie Bufan, he wouldn’t be doing the do in a place like this. Seeing his bare skin being stepped on and left with black footprints behind, his expression stiffened and even his movements slowed down.

“Can’t you be more obedient?” Si Chenyu pulled down his leg only for Nie Bufan to use his other leg to step on him.

Si Chenyu used both hands together, suppressing him on both left and right. So Nie Bufan pushed with his hands, his body leaning backwards. When he moved back an inch Si Chenyu would move forward an inch. In the end, the two were completely pressed close, eye to eye, nose to nose, their breaths blending together.

“Just where else can you go?” Si Chenyu said with a smile, his voice low, as if he was teasing a pet.

Even like this he still remained inside!

Nie Bufan was full of resentment. His bottom felt stretched painfully and his body would sink downwards if he even relaxed the slightest bit to be entered to his deepest point.

He decidedly threw everything to the wind and began to move actively, slowly and smoothly, in and out, as if riding the clouds.

Surprise flashed in Si Chenyu’s eyes, and waves of pleasurable sensations hit him, almost making him groan.

When the rhythm was fast it was very passionate, and when the rhythm was slow it was very rapturous. Nie Bufan actually had such an enchanting side?

Just as he was completely intoxicated, Nie Bufan suddenly sank down hard and deeply sucked Si Chenyu’s desire inside his body.

The two groaned at the same time, their minds going blank.

Nie Bufan leaned against Si Chenyu’s neck, smiling hazily.

Finally……it was over.

Si Chenyu panted, feeling the wetness at the point of connection, as if something was flowing out.
His face was flushed and he didn’t speak for a while, his chest rising and falling. His heart rate actually felt as if it was a little out of balance.

Nie Bufan slowly slid away, struggling a bit before leaving Si Chenyu’s grip to stand on the ground unsteadily.

Si Chenyu didn’t make any trouble any more, but stared at him fixatedly, his eyes heated.

Nie Bufan turned around, sorted out the disheveled clothes on his body, and randomly finger combed his hair to one side, revealing his smooth neck.

Si Chenyu hooked his waist and lightly took a bite on the back of his neck, leaving a light-colored tooth mark.

“I will let you go this time, but don’t think about ending it like this next time.” Si Chenyu whispered into his ear.

Next time? Nie Bufan swept him with his eyes and secretly decided to put him on the blacklist.

After straightening his clothes and combing his hair again, Nie Bufan breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that there was no abnormality. There was a faint flow of liquid leaking from his lower half and he rubbed his legs together, feeling like he had just carried out a clandestine love affair.

Alas, ethics, where have you all gone?

“Are you ready?” Si Chenyu asked.

“Yes.”

Nie Bufan looked at him and saw Si Chenyu stretch out his arms towards him, saying naturally: “Perfect, help this prince change clothes.”

Nie Bufan squinted his eyes. He stretched out his hand and directly removed the crooked hairpin on his head. He then pulled his loose clothes down to his heels, moving as fast as lightning. In an instant, Si Chenyu was completely naked, the little bird in between his legs swaying in the wind.

Before Si Chenyu could react, he flashed forward and ran away in staggering steps. In just a short while he had disappeared at the end of the passageway.

Si Chenyu still had his arms spread open, like Jesus tied to a cross. It was just that Jesus at least had a cloth wrapped around his lower half, whereas he was completely naked and cold.

Si Chenyu’s face was dark, his body trembling. His anger once again rushed up to his head.

“Nie Bufan——”

The huge roar sounded like a volcanic eruption, shaking the entire treasure trove.

In the end, Prince Si’s reputation was still not preserved and his noble image was shattered into pieces in this gloomy passageway.

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Fortunately, no third person saw this scene, otherwise Si Chenyu might even have thoughts about committing murder.

Just as he was scrambling to make himself presentable, a pair of shiny eyes suddenly appeared in the darkness above the passage. A colorful chicken was standing on the protrusion of the wall, smiling silently with its mouth open.

There might not be a third person, but there was still a third chicken……

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Si Chenyu suddenly turned his head and showed an amiable smile at Nie Bufan: “Nie Bufan, do you mind if I give you a pinch?”

“Mind, I mind very much!” Nie Bufan crossed his arms over his chest and quickly moved a few meters back.

I asked if I could pinch you, what are you doing hiding your chest? Si Chenyu’s gums felt itchy. In a gentle voice he said: “Take good care of your flock of chickens. If they destroy any treasures, I will cook them all!”

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As soon as the voice fell, a “clang” sound was heard. An expensive antique vase met the end of its lifespan, shattering into countless pieces. Then came the weird cackling from the chickens, as if they were laughing, and laughing extremely arrogantly.

Si Chenyu instantly swept Nie Bufan with murderous eyes.

Nie Bufan spread his hands innocently: “I only have two hands. I am conpletely outnumbered……”

Si Chenyu raised his hand and pointed to the exit on the other side and ordered: “You, quickly lead your chickens out of this room.”

“Ok.” Nie Bufan did not refuse, and called the chickens to go out. The chicken brothers and chicken sisters all filed out. In just a moment, peace was finally restored to the room.

Si Chenyu wondered, when did this hooligan become so obedient? In truth, he just wanted to change to a new place to spread his destruction?

At this moment, a “boom” sounded and the entrance where they had fell in as well as the stone door on the other side opening to the corridor were closed at the same time, trapping him in this room alone.

Si Chenyu was startled and in a few steps he had rushed to the stone door, asking hurriedly, “What’s the matter?”

“Sorry, I don’t know what mechanism I touched just now and the door just closed.” Nie Bufan’s voice came from outside the door.

“Find the mechanism and open the door!” The light in the room was dim, only the faint light from some kind of gems set into the wall provided any lighgting. The air was also not circulating very well making it very stuffy to be inside.

Nie Bufan sat by the door, took out a boiled egg from his pocket, and replied while peeling the shell: “Okay, wait a minute, I’ll look for it.”

Si Chenyu heard the faint noise coming from outside the door and thinking that Nie Bufan was looking for the mechanism he waited patiently.

After a long while there was still no movement. Si Chenyu couldn’t help asking: “How’s it going?”

“Not too long, you just wait a bit.” Nie Bufan swallowed the egg and responded with a muffled voice. Then he patted the wall a few times, making a clanging sound.

“How’s the situation on your side?” Li Huai asked loudly from next door, having heard some noise.

“Hai, hai, it’s quite good.” Nie Bufan choked accidentally and quickly took off a flask and took a sip of water.

“Nie Bufan, have you found it or not?” Si Chenyu’s face was dark, his voice full of impatience. The stuffy space was causing him to have a raised temper.

“Don’t worry, I’m working on it.”

“Faster!”

“Ai, I’ve been touching all over for a long time, and I haven’t found anything.”

“Did you touch thoroughly?” Si Chenyu roared anxiously.

“Strange, just now it was clearly very sensitive, how come now no matter how I touch there is no reaction?”

“Are you not strong enough?”

“Then I will try harder……ah!”

“What happened?”

“It’s stuck.”

“How can it be stuck!” Si Chenyu’s breathing became increasingly uncomfortable.

“You asked me to use force, and it turned out to be too much force.”

“Try to twist.”

“I’m trying……ngh……ungh……huu……it’s too tight, it hurts……” The rapturous voice sounded particularly clear in the empty passageway, especially as it echoed and reverbated against the walls.

“……Stop moaning!” Si Chenyu gritted his teeth, “Are you a man!”

“Ngh……” Nie Bufan lowered his voice and the moans turned into muffled grunts.

“What the hell are you doing?” Li Huai asked again, feeling that the more he listened, the stranger it sounded.

“Nie Bufan, you had better not be in heat again!” Li Yi growled coldly.

Wang Shichan disappeared in place, rushing through the passageway quickly and making his way toward the source of the sound.

Listening to Nie Bufan’s moans, both Li and Wang felt their blood surging and they could not help but to imagine all kinds of taboo and inappropriate scenes. As soon as these images took root, they couldn’t remain calm at all, wanting nothing more than to drag him over right away and teach him a lesson.

But listening to the content of the dialogue, Nie Bufan seemed to be the one on top? Si Chenyu was actually pushed down by him? And even getting stuck……was Nie Bufan’s thing that big?

Si Chenyu also clearly noticed that the others had misunderstood. He had a dark face, his breathing became rapid, and he couldn’t speak at all. All he could do was too keep beating at the door.

Nie Bufan was doing exercises outside the stone door, flexing his muscles and bones while his mouth still made moans and grunts from time to time.

After a long while, having finally felt that it was enough, he prepared to open the door compassionately. But unexpectedly, before his body could straighten up, he heard a familiar rumbling sound. The stone door had opened once again.

The dust cleared and Si Chenyu stared straight at Nie Bufan, who was still in a weird postion, with a dark face. He then saw the eggshells dropped on the floor and it immediately ignited his rage.

As a dignified prince, no one had ever played him like this!

“Huh? You came out.” Nie Bufan stood up quickly and asked with a pleasant smile on his face.

“Didn’t you say it was stuck?” Si Chenyu approached him step by step with murderous eyes.

“Yeah, it just got loose when you came out.” Nie Bufan shook his hand and asked with a smile, “How did you come out?”

“I found another mechanism inside.” Si Chenyu leaned on the wall with one hand, trapping Nie Bufan in front of him, and said in a harsh tone, “Can you give me a reason, how were you still able to eat eggs while being stuck?”

“Um, I had no more strength so I ate an egg to replenish it. Otherwise my hand wouldn’t have come out so easily, right?” Nie Bufan replied without any changes on his face.

“Really?” Si Chenyu sneered, “You moaned quite happily just now?”

“Hehe, this humble one’s vocal range had always been varied and magnificent.”

Si Chenyu’s mouth twitched. He pinched his chin and snorted coldly: “Then I want to see, just how varied and magnificent is your vocal range?”

With that, he put one hand between his legs and grasp the thing hanging there.

“Ah……what, what are you doing?”

“I want to hear you moan.” Si Chenyu whispered in his ear, his fingers rubbing rhythmically.

Nie Bufan forced himself to appear composed, his body pressing against the wall as he earnestly persuaded: “Brother Shi, this is not good, so many eyes are watching.”

“Really?” Si Chenyu didn’t even take a look at the silent chickens around him and continued to stroke him.

Nie Bufan grabbed his hand and blinked, “If you don’t stop, then does that mean I should also rerurn the favor?”

“You can try.” Si Chenyu had already broken through the bottom line at this point, completely giving up the dignity and reservedness that a prince should have.

“Ahh……this is not right.” Nie Bufan twisted his body, trying to get rid of that devilish hand. But as his vital part was being controlled he couldn’t escape at all. Instead, he only managed to hurt himself.

Truly, extreme joy could turn to extreme sorrow in just a blink of an eye! Nie Bufan spurned himself in his heart. (TN: idiom for celebrating too soon)

“Today, this prince will make you moan to your heart’s content!” Si Chenyu pulled down his trousers and directly held that eagerly twitching rod.

“Ah……ngh……” Nie Bufan’s eyes had misted over and he exhaled hot puffs of breath, “Brother Shi, your movements are so skillful, was it because you masturbated so often……ah!”

When Si Chenyu heard these words, he almost caused hinself internal injury suppressing his irritation. At the same time his hand accidentally squeezed harder, almost breaking the thing.

“Don’t be angry!” Nie Bufan raised his foot and stepped on his thigh in condemnation, “Even if I got it right, you don’t have to be as cruel as turning me into a eunuch, right?”

Si Chenyu gritted his teeth and glared.

“Seriously, who would have thought you would be so lonely as a prince?” Nie Bufan put his hands on his shoulders and said with an expression of understanding, “Alright, this time I’ll let you satisfy your craving. Aren’t you lucky?”

With that being said, he closed his eyes, relaxed his body, and completely prepared himself for enjoyment, as if he was waiting for a massage from a servant. Truly, it was as hateful as one could be!

How could there be such a shameless person in this world?!

Si Chenyu trembled all over as he tried hard to suppress the raging anger. Suddenly, his eyes sharpened and he lowered his head to bite his lip fiercely.

“Ah!” Nie Bufan let put a pained shout, his mouth opening reflexively. Si Chenyu took the opportunity to stick his tongue in where he then proceeded to stir it up as if he was venting it all out. The sound of saliva blending together made an audibly wet sound.

At the same time, his hands did not remain idle as he began to pull Nie Bufan’s clothes. One leg pushed in between the other’s legs, rubbing from time to time.

The both of them started to breathe quicker, their desires continuing to rise and their minds becoming muddled.

Before long, their clothes were soon loosened and both bodies were now in half-dressed states.

Si Chenyu originally just wanted to teach this guy who liked to behave badly a lesson, but who knew that he would also become ignited.

His desire was as hard as iron, eager to vent.

He didn’t intend to endure it anymore. He ran his fingers across his back and poked straight inside his entrance.

The person in his arms trembled slightly and arched forward involuntarily. Immediately, his fingers were immediately sucked in deeper.

Si Chenyu smiled secretly, this guy was not as composed as he had thought.

Seeing his eyes misted over and his cheeks flushed, showing an obvious sign of arousal, Si Chenyu’s heart became even more itchy as he looked at this scene in front of him and he sped up the stretching.

Nie Bufan felt that the finger inside him had touched a certain sensitive spot and an electric current seemed to instantly pass through his body, leaving a burst of numbness behind.

His hips were suddenly lifted and his upper body was propped up against the wall while his lower half was suspended in mid-air.

He finally realized something was not right. Si Chenyu was playing for real this time, the passion coming suddenly and turbulently.

He climbed Si Chenyu, his legs kept inching upwards on the other’s torso, like a rock-climbing koala, trying his best to stay away from the rod that was ready to attack.

“What are you doing?” Si Chenyu stopped him. If he went any further he would be sitting on his head.

“I have to keep my last line of defense.” The blush on Nie Bufan’s face had not faded, but his eyes were gradually clearing.

“At this time, do you still want to escape?” Si Chenyu dragged him down and pressed his fiery desire against him.

Nie Bufan climbed up again and continued to fight: “Brother Shi, although I have perused countless people, I still have my principles.”

“Perused countless people?” Si Chenyu had a dark face. He was all ready to go so having to stop now, he endured with much difficulty, “And just what are your principles?”

“Hai, brother Shi, your identity does not meet my criteria for choosing a mate, and your appearance does not meet my aesthetics.”

“What’s wrong with this prince’s appearance?”

“Too alluring, too delicate, and that size is not standard enough……”

Si Chenyu’s face flushed, and for the first time he wanted to strangle a person.

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Why did he always think his thing was small!

He practically spat fire from his eyes. Unable to bear it anymore he held the other’s waist and pressed it down with no mercy——

“Ah……”

The screams resounded throughout the space, and the echoes seem to continue endlessly…..

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The door of the treasure trove finally appeared. It should have been an exciting event, but for some reason, everyone present felt that the treasure had lost its charm in an instant when they saw Nie Bufan’s proud and cocky appearance. Instead, any excitement was overwhelmed by a certain strange creature.

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After careful cleaning, the outline of the door that had been packed with dirt was now revealed, and the carvings were truly exquisite. The four great beasts guarding the four directions——green dragon, vermillion bird, black tortoise, and white tiger appeared in vivid detail. As for the carving in the center, it was not the qilin that everyone had guessed before, but a rising sun surrounded by colorful clouds.

The two brothers Li Yi and Li Huai, Si Chenyu, Chen Muran, Wang Shichan stepped forward and took out their respective keys, corresponding to the keyholes, and inserted them one by one.

Nie Bufan also ran over enthusiastically, took the egg and looked left and right, looking around for the keyhole.

“Why aren’t you inserting your key?” Li Huai asked in a sinister tone.

“I also want to insert it too, but where?”

“Find a hole!”

“Don’t you see that I am looking for it? Where is there a hole?”

“Are you sure the egg in your hand is the key?”

“Of course, have you ever seen such a hard egg?”

“What’s the use of a hard egg? It can’t be inserted when there isn’t a hole!”

“Maybe we need to find a chicken.” Nie Bufan nodded deeply.

“Chicken?” Li Huai glared at him.

“Mechanism.” (TN: jiji or chicken is euphemism for dick and also short for jiguan which means mechanism)

Nie Bufan looked at the egg in his hand and sighed, “It seems that the door is not so easy to insert……”

“……”

Listening to this weird conversation, the expressions of the other people also became weird.

“Ah, let’s see if there are other mechanisms on the door……” Si Chenyu cleared his throat and said.

Everyone immediately turned their attention to the door.

“Hnn? It can be turned.” Li Yi said suddenly. He twisted randomly and they could hear a click sound inside the door.

The others saw this and they also turned their key in the same way. With a few clicks, a small hole slowly appeared in the middle of the door.

“It turns out that you really need a chicken for the hole to come out.” Nie Bufan muttered.

He picked up the egg and inserted it into the hole in the center of the sun. It was a perfect fit. But the door didn’t respond, so he held the egg and twisted it left and right a few times, then pressed inward. Finally, the door reacted.

With a rapturous moan, the door loosened.

Nie Bufan said profoundly, “Duobao Sage is also quite vulgar.”

You are the vulgar one! The group of people roared in their hearts.

Nie Bufan pointed at the door, and said boldly, “Let’s go explore the treasure trove!”

As soon as the voice fell, they all heard a rumbling sound, and the ground began to vibrate slightly.

Everyone thought this was a precursor to the opening of the door, and they all stepped back a little, staring at the changes intently.

“Be careful!” Don’t know who shouted but before the group of people could react, they all felt the ground give way and their body falling downwards.

It turned out that when everyone had their attention focused on the door, the ground under their feet suddenly moved, revealing a deep hole. The three martial artists, Li, Si, and Wang were also caught off guard and fell one after another. Incidentally, the falling figures also included Nie Bufan, Chen Muran and Nie Bufan’s chickens.

Everyone slid all the way down, accompanied with a sky full of raining chicken feathers.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……” Nie Bufan spared no effort to show off his amazing windpipes. He casually hugged a fat chicken falling by and pointed to the front and shouted, “There is a road!”

No need to alert the rest, they had all seen it as well. It’s a pity that they didn’t have enough mutual understanding, and they all rushed into different side roads. Brothers Li and Wang Shichan in one, Si Chenyu and Nie Bufan in another, and Chen Muran by himself in a third pathway.

With a few “thumps”, everyone fell into the separated waterways. Then there was the sound of hundreds of chickens plopping and falling into the water.

“Ai, hurry up and help, most of my chickens can’t swim!” Nie Bufan popped out of the water and shouted while fishing for chickens.

His voice could even be heard by the people in the other waterways. It could be seen that although there were thick stone walls, the sound insulation effect was not good.

“Are you all okay?” Chen Muran’s voice came from the other side.

“We’re fine.” Li Yi replied, and started fishing for chickens.

Li Huai said unhappily: “This Duobao Sage is too cunning, instead of using the door he made an entrance underground!”

“Hehe.” Nie Bufan praised, “He has personality.”

“I say Nie Bufan, you aren’t a descendent of Duobao Sage, are you?” Li Huai said sarcastically.

“I call you stupid and yet you don’t agree. If I was his descendent, would you guys even have any share in this treasure trove?”

Li Huai became angry and stopped talking.

Nie Bufan shouted again: “Remember to save all my chickens. Not one less.”

The others were speechless. They haven’t even begun exploring for treasure but now had to save the chickens for him.

These chickens were also very strange. They didn’t resist being caught, as if they knew that the others were saving them. Some even swam on their own, and a few chicken breeds even had first-rate swimming skills, dont mention how happily they swam and played in the water.

Everyone’s mouth twitched. They felt that even if they didn’t save them, this group of weird chickens would be fine. Just look at their calm selves, they were practically carved out of the same mold as Nie Bufan!

At this time, Zhang Junshi’s shout came from above the entrance of the cave: “How are you? Are you injured?”

“We’re fine.” Si Chenyu replied, “You should prepare the rope first and wait until we find out the situation.”

“Okay, be careful!”

In just a while, most of the chickens were picked up, and the rest were able to swim so everyone left them alone.

“Wait, I suddenly thought of something.” Si Chenyu looked at the flock of chickens fluttering their feathers on the shore, and said, “The entrance above is not big, so how come so many chickens fell down?”

There were hundreds of them, and when spread out the area they covered far exceeded the size of the entrance.

Nie Bufan replied while squeezing water from his clothes, “That’s simple, they jumped down by themselves.”

“Why did they jump?”

“They have always had deep feelings for each other. If there is food they must eat together, and if there is a hole they must jump in it together.”

“……” Si Chenyu was speechless, and the people next door were also speechless.

“Okay, let’s go ahead.” Nie Bufan shook the drops of water from his hair and walked inside first.

Si Chenyu shook his head and followed.

In front of them was an upward stone step. The chickens were all in high spirits and in droves they swept up the steps.

Nie Bufan said worriedly: “Be careful, children, if you encounter a trap, remember to call for help.”

The chickens responded, expressing their understanding.

“……” Si Chenyu felt that if it wasn’t Nie Bufan with the problem, then it was him with the problem. Since knowing him and his flock of chickens, life had not been normal even once.

“Brother Shi, don’t you usually talk a lot? Why are you so silent today?” Nie Bufan gave him a strange look.

Who had more words than you! Si Chenyu roared wildly in his heart, but said calmly on the surface: “I am observing the surroundings.”

“Oh, did you find anything?”

“……It’s huge here.”

Nie Bufan glanced at him contemptuously.

The bottom of the cave was connected to the underground river, and the walls of the cave were inlaid with many strange ores, which emitted dim light and shimmered on the water surface. It showed a rather mysterious and peaceful beauty.

“How is the situation on your side?” Li Huai’s voice suddenly came from next door.

“Nothing particular, the stairs extend all the way up, and there is no divergence.” Chen Muran replied.

“Our side is the same.” Si Chenyu responded.

At this time, the calls of the chickens came not far away.

Nie Bufan’s eyes lit up and he said excitedly: “There is a discovery.”

As he said so, he quickened his pace and ran over.

Si Chenyu quickly followed.

With a click, Nie Bufan seemed to have stepped on something. He once again felt the floor give way underneath him. With quick eyes and quick hands, he grabbed Si Chenyu who was about to jump away with qinggong, and dragged him down together.

The two fell on a pile of soft things, upsetting the dust everywhere.

Si Chenyu coughed a few times, then pulled Nie Bufan’s collar up, and said in a huff: “What are you doing? Can’t you get screwed over by yourself, why do you have to screw me over as well!”

Nie Bufan turned his head and said mildly, “Aren’t we fine?”

“What if there was a dangerous mechanism?” Si Chenyu stared at him fiercely. His life was very precious!

Nie Bufan sighed and said peacefully: “Brother Shi, I am actually not afraid of death, I am afraid of loneliness. So no matter what, I hope to have a cushion to accompany me.”

So he was a cushion! Si Chenyu trembled with anger. Only this guy could speak such shameless things so naturally.

“Brother Shi, I think you should turn your head and take a look.” Nie Bufan stared motionlessly somewhere.

Si Chenyu turned his head suspiciously and then his eyes widened.

In this stone house, there was a bookshelf on each of the three walls. The bookshelves were filled with various objects, including vases, scrolls, porcelain, and jade. With just a glance one could tell that their quality was extraordinary.

He stepped forward and looked at them one by one, exclaiming: “Sure enough, it’s the Duobao Sage. Any one of these things would be very valuable outside.”

“What is this?” Nie Bufan pulled a pile of rags under him, dozens of layers thick. No wonder it didn’t hurt when they fell just now.

Si Chenyu looked back and walked over quickly, flipping through the layers.

“This is the finest silk and satin, but it’s a pity that they have nearly rotted completely.” Si Chenyu said strangely, “It seems to be wrapped around something, move aside a bit.”

Nie Bufan moved away, covering his nose and squatting while watching Si Chenyu rip through the rags and upsetting dust everywhere.

In just a moment, a rectangular brocade box was revealed inside, three feet long on all sides.

Si Chenyu opened it carefully, and his eyes lit up slightly. Inside was a cloth woven entirely of gold silk.

Si Chenyu whispered: “Unexpectedly, the legendary golden thread garment really exists! Looking at this exquisite pattern and superb weaving skills, it is simply unparalleled in the world and can be regarded as a national treasure!”

As soon as his words fell, he saw a black shadow falling on the golden robe with a thud, and then more came falling down like raindrops, instantly covering any light from the golden robe.

Si Chenyu’s expression was dazed, his fingers trembled as he pointed at the chickens that were jumping past him, unable to say a word.

When the chickens all walked away, the dazzling golden garment had been trampled into a pile of pickled cabbage.

Si Chenyu felt a heavy blow to his heart. He carefully unfolded the pile of ‘pickled cabbage’. The thin cloth was covered with chicken claw prints, and threads were pulled out everywhere. In just a matter of seconds, a unique national treasure was destroyed into this!

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Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder and comforted: “Condolences!”

Condolences my ass! Si Chenyu had a murderous heart. Who could do the world a favor and reap Nie Bufan and his group of disastrous chickens!

Committing such evil sins!

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They were blessed with fine weather. As Nie Bufan hoped, there was a heavy rain every day. The poor mountain was finally unable to hold up against the plundering rain, and large swaths of mud and rocks tumbled into the pool. The clear pool soon turned into a quagmire.

But out of Nie Bufan’s expectations, the landslide caused the stairway to the treasure trove under the water pool to collapse, directly exposing a corner of the treasure trove door.

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There was no need for the tian nu to say more, everyone now knew the location of the treasure.

Si Chenyu and the others surrounded the water pool, looking at the muddy treasure trove door, and exclaimed: “Such genius workmanship. How did the Duobao Sage create this treasure trove back then?”

Nie Bufan curled his lips, wondering how they could see from the pile of mud and rocks genius workmanship.

Li Huai said, “Prince, to prevent any unexpected circumstances cropping up, it is better to send someone to clear the passage as soon as possible.”

Si Chenyu nodded.

Nie Bufan said leisurely: “Actually, you don’t need to be too rushed. Even if you clean it out you still can’t get in without the key?”

They all looked at each other, it was true that while there was only one key missing, but now even Chen Muran’s key was also gone.

“The way I see it,” Nie Bufan continued, “It’s better to fill the soil back and bury the treasure trove again, so as not to be coveted by thieves.”

Bury it back? This weird idea could only be thought of by the village head.

Everyone ignored him and continued to discuss various matters regarding opening the treasure.

Nie Bufan didn’t care either, squatting down to watch brother chicken rolling in the muddy water.

“In fact, even without the key, we can dig a new passage from the side to enter the interior.” Chen Muran proposed.

Si Chenyu nodded: “This is a good idea.”

Li Yi frowned: “Duobao Sage is good at setting traps and other protective mechanism. It is likely that he already took precautions long ago. If we rush to dig it, will it cause unpredictable consequences?”

“No, it won’t.” Nie Bufan interrupted.

“How do you know?” Li Huai looked at him contemptuously.

“The chickens told me.” Nie Bufan nodded solemnly. After the perseverance of the chicken brothers, the feasibility of digging holes into the treasure trove was very high.

Everyone continued to ignore him, taking it as his usual nonsense talk.

Nie Bufan shook his head and said profoundly: “No one believes me when I tell the truth, it’s really hard to be a good person!”

In the end, after discussing it, everyone decided to clear the passage first, and then try to excavate.

Soon, Chicken Nest Village ushered in a group of strong laborers. They used their impressive digging mountains and draining river skills to clear the passage within two days. The treasure trove door finally reappeared in the world. The exquisite carvings on the door, like the work of the gods, truly took everyone’s breath away.

Si Chenyu touched the carvings on the door and praised: “As expected of Duobao Sage, even the entrance is so magnificent.”

Everyone nodded in agreement.

The next step was to observe fengshui and select a site for digging.

Nie Bufan pointed with a finger, and said to the fengshui master: “This spot is suitable for excavation.”

Fengshui master arrogantly said: “Don’t talk nonsense, this spot is cold and humid, and the unlucky energy is extremely heavy. If you rashly dig here, it is easy to attract resentful spirits. If you’re lucky then you’ll only get an illness, but if not you could even die prematurely.”

Nie Bufan was about to make a long speech, but was picked up and carried away by Li Yi.

“Don’t make trouble.” Li Yi said with exasperation.

“I make trouble?” Nie Bufan stared at him, covering his chest as if he was hurt. “I wanted to help from the goodness of my heart and yet only recieved dislike. It really breaks my heart.”

Li Yi’s eyes twitched: When did you ever have a good heart? The skin was truly as thick as a wall.

“Forget it, you can do it however you want.” Nie Bufan turned his back and walked towards the village leisurely.

Under the guidance of the fengshui master, the excavation site was finally determined. The laborers once again used their impressive digging mountains and draining rivers ability to drill into the ground. In one day……two hoes were smashed——they encountered the rock wall under the mud layer, practically indestructible, and it was impossible to dig another inch.

Everyone’s unkind eyes immediately swept the arrogant fengshui master.

He pretended to be high and profound: “Duobao Sage is no ordinary human, and he very likely did the very opposite, overturning yin and yang and confusing this old man.”

Everyone was slightly reassured. In their hearts, Duobao Sage was a god-like figure, and it was normal to suffer a bit in the process of excavating his treasure.

Nie Bufan looked at the fengshui master in admiration, and whispered to the tian nu: “Did you see that? This is the demeanor of a high quality quack. You should also learn from others.”

Nineteen disdainfully said: “At his level? What kind of fengshui can he even see?”

“Since you know how to divine fengshui, why didn’t you take on the responsibility?”

“I believe I am not yet at the level of the Duobao Sage. In order to not embarrass myself it’s better to hide my clumsy skills.”

Nie Bufan gave a thumbs up and praised: “Brilliant.”

The corner of Nineteen’s mouth showed a faint smile.

After listening to the fengshui master, the laborers began to dig on the other side.

A day later, they once again encountered hard rock.

The fengshui master’s face could no longer remain arrogant, and he said viciously: “Keep digging, I don’t believe that a stone can’t be cracked!”

Nie Bufan took the initiative to hand him a sledgehammer and said sincerely: “We depend on you, master of fengshui.”

“……”

Si Chenyu and the others finally realized that this fengshui master was a complete charlatan, and all of them were furious. Everyone present were either extremely rich or extremely influential, but still they were actually fooled by a quack, wasting two days in vain.

Afterwards, what waited for the fengshui master was the cruel and inhuman capital punishment——he was mercilessly thrown into the chicken coop.

“Hahahahaha……” Nie Bufan looked at those fellows with their gloomy expressions, and laughed heartlessly. He pretended to be kindly and comforted, “Don’t be discouraged, east, south, west, north, there is always one direction right.”

No one could utter a word. Their enthusiasm had been soaring for so many days, but in the end they only caused themselves embarrassment. Was it true that the treasure trove could only be entered with the five keys?

“This prince don’t believe this!” Si Chenyu said fiercely.

Nie Bufan clapped his hands in encouragement.

The others remained speechless. Thinking about it, they had been busy for so many days anyway, and it seemed a bit of a pity to give up now, so they all agreed to Si Chenyu’s proposal and sent people to dig in shifts.

As if Nie Bufan’s words were a curse, the strange thing was that no matter where they dug they couldn’t dig down to the treasure trove at all.

The mountainside was almost dug into a funnel by them.

It wasn’t until the eighth day that a big man accidentally shoveled a spot of soil and revealed a small hole.

Everyone was overjoyed, this was obviously a hole dug by some kind of animal, so this area could be passed through.

Finally there was progress, Si, Li, Chen and the others were all in high spirits, full of pride. After studying for a few days, they worked out a plan for excavation that they believed would be foolproof.

When they came to the entrance of the treasure trove again, they happened to see Nie Bufan leading the chickens and wandering around the area.

Si Chenyu smiled and said, “Village head Nie, you will soon see the treasures of Duobao Sage. When that happens, this prince is willing to give you a few things that takes your fancy.”

“That’s right.” Li Huai said triumphantly, “I don’t mind rewarding you a few.”

“Having been in village head’s care for this many months, I should also give back.” When Chen Muran spoke the word “care”, his smile was a bit distorted.

Li Yi didn’t have any expressions. As an outsider, Zhang Junshi would naturally not say much either.

Wang Shichan said mildly: “I will give you everything except the scriptures.”

Everyone raised their eyebrows, secretly thinking that this person was indeed obssessed with Buddhism. Only Nie Bufan remained noncommittal. This person had already broken the Buddhist monastic discipline several times so what was the point of continuing to chant scriptures. If there were such disciples in the Buddhist monasteries, it was estimated that they would have abandoned their beliefs and join Christianity already.

After hearing the triumphant and self-satisfied remarks from them, Nie Bufan nodded and said, “Okay, let’s go in and explore the treasure now.”

Li Huai said contemptuously: “What’s the urgency, it will take at least several days to dig the tunnel.”

“No.” Nie Bufan waved his hand and said casually, “I have the key.”

As he said, he took out two keys from his pocket, one was Chen Muran’s black tortoise mirror, and the other was the qilin……egg.

Si Chenyu: “……”

Chen Muran: “……”

Li Yi: “……”

Li Huai: “……”

Wang Shichan: “……”

Tian nu: “……”

Zhang Junshi: “……”

The cold wind blew by, and there was only dead silence.

After a long while, Si Chenyu squeezed a sentence from his teeth: “The key was actually in your hands all along!”

The key was actually in his hands all along!

This sentence also appeared in the minds of the rest.

“You stole my key?” Chen Muran’s fingers trembled.

“Just keeping it safe for you. Seeing that you look so weak and ready to be blown over by the wind, I decided that such a precious key should be kept by a reliable person.” Nie Bufan had on an anger inducing expression that said ‘it is all for your own good’.

If you, Nie Bufan, are reliable, then the rooster can lay eggs!

If they actually said this aloud, Nie Bufan would probably reply: “Who said that a rooster can’t lay eggs, I’ll lay one for you when I get back!”

Li Huai pointed at him and said angrily: “Since you have the key, why not take it out earlier?”

Only taking it out after they had been busy for so many days! What was even more unforgivable was that it was taken out when they were finally about to finish digging the tunnel. Just how stupid did they appear!

Nie Bufan, could you be even more black-hearted?

Everyone present started to get an itch in their fingers, and there was an urge to punch someone.

Nie Bufan stooped to pick up a chicken, leaned leisurely on a tree, and said innocently while petting the chicken: “I actually alerted you guys a long time ago, but you all ignored me. There was nothing else to do but continue to dutifully be a good village head. And seeing you all in such high spirits, I really couldn’t bear to spoil the atmosphere.”

Everyone resembled ducks with their necks pinched, helpless and unable to utter a sound.

“I can’t take it anymore.” Li Huai was going mad, “I must teach this guy a lesson today.”

The others had no objection.

Li Huai rolled his sleeves and was about to step forward to make trouble for Nie Bufan, but suddenly he froze after walking a few steps. The chickens around Nie Bufan all looked at him in perfect unison, their eyes sharp and murderous, and occasionally one could see sharp gleams in their beady depths.

What was even more disturbing was that the original gurgling and clucking sounds all disappeared, and only a scalp-numbing silence remained, like a war approaching, ready to break out any moment.

Li Huai swallowed.

In an instant, everyone had an epiphany. Was it any wonder Nie Bufan brought along his chicken flock today? It turned out he had predicted such a situation and prepared in advance in case someone had inentions of teaching him a lesson!

Li Huai retreated. As a tragic figure who had suffered several losses at the claws of the chickens, he had long learned to retreat when necessary.

If Li Huai didn’t act, the others naturally also paused any evil intentions and accepted this cruel reality resignedly. At least they could finally enter the treasure trove, right? Small comforts.

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Nie Bufan called enthusiastically: “Come on, come on, let’s go explore the treasure. If you see something that take your fancy, I don’t mind letting you choose.”

“……” Karmic payback came so quickly. The facts tell them that in the future, one should never act too proudly in front of Nie Bufan, because it could easily result in his ruthless revenge.

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A strip of white appeared on the horizon. Nie Bufan woke up in soreness. Seeing Wang Shichan, who was meditating at the entrance of the cave and absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, he couldn’t help feeling vexed.

Looking at that aloof and ethereal appearance, who would have thought that he would do something shady like stealing people out their beds! Could there be someone more wretched than him in this world?

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Nie Bufan was a little depressed. Several of the residents in Chicken Nest Village currently have an improper relationship with him, the village head. His pure and jade-like body was now in a constant “honest” state. How will he marry a wife and have children in the future? (TN: play on words, ‘honest and sincere’ = ‘bare and naked’)

Fine, he could admit that he was indeed a little bent. And if he were to wreck women after wrecking men, then that would be a bit unethical of him. But asking him to stay and walk on this path, he was also really reluctant. And besides, he was the one on the bottom, rocking back and forth between pain and pleasure every time to the point he no longer had a moral backbone at all.

Not good, he had to think of a countermeasure quickly, he couldn’t continue this way.

Nie Bufan got up fiercely. Instantly the chrysanthemum bursted with pain and all he could do was pound the stone bed.

Wang Shichan flashed over immediately, rubbed his head, and asked calmly: “Are you okay?”

“Why don’t you try it!” Nie Bufan yelled viciously.

Wang Shichan’s gaze shifted from his face to his naked upper body, and then to the lump at his lower abdomen……and then he shook his head inexplicably.

Nie Bufan followed his gaze and looked as well. Instantly, he exploded: “What are you looking at? Haven’t you ever seen Viagra?”

“……” Wang Shichan turned his face and looked at the stone wall earnestly.

Nie Bufan snapped his face over and threatened: “The relationship between the two of us, you’d better be tight-lipped about it. If you dare to reveal a word, I will castrate you.”

Wang Shichan once again couldn’t help but move his gaze down to “that lump”.

Nie Bufan casually pulled the hem of Wang Shichan’s robes to cover his vitals, and continued: “I was going to make a fuss, but for the sake of our acquaintance, I won’t bicker with you. I hope this kind of thing does not happen anymore in the future. What do you think?”

“Oh.” Wang Shichan responded nonchalantly.

“Oh?” Nie Bufan squinted his eyes, “Don’t think of fooling me, you swear to the Buddha that you will never do this to Nie Bufan again!”

“I swear,” Wang Shichan raised his hand slowly and his lips moved a few times, saying something silently, “……”

Nie Bufan strained his ears hard but didn’t hear what he was saying at all. He couldn’t help but rage, “Could you speak it a little louder!”

“The Buddha said: It cannot be spoken.”

“……”

Nie Bufan finally realized the feeling of being stunned speechless. The man in front of him was simply a demon in a kasaya (TN: kasaya, a patchwork outer vestment worn by a Buddhist monk).

Wang Shichan helped Nie Bufan pick up the clothes and said slowly, “Put it on.”

“I won’t.” Nie Bufan slapped it away, and shouted arrogantly in his birthday suit, “You want me to take it off then I have to take it off, you want me to put it on and I have to put it on? No way!”

Wang Shichan calmly said, “Be careful of getting a cold.”

“The angry fire within me is big enough, I won’t get a cold.”

“Then, don’t wear it.” A smile appeared at the corner of Wang Shichan’s mouth. With his back to the cave entrance, the dim morning light casted a shadow on his smiling face.

Then……then……then……Nie Bufan was defeated……

When the sun was shining up high, Wang Shichan carried the fainted Nie Bufan to the side of the water pool, helped him clean up, dressed him neatly, and then placed him upright under a tree. In the next moment, his figure had flashed away.

Nie Bufan woke up amidst the noise of roosters and saw himself in an idiotic meditating position.

“Wang Fifth, just you wait, you’ll definitely get yours!” He gritted his teeth and roared.

After staggering back to the village, the first thing he saw when he entered his front yard was Zhang Junshi and Li Yi leaning against the door and looking at him with hidden grudgeful eyes.

Nie Bufan adjusted his expression and greeted with a smile, “Morning.”

“Morning?” Zhang Junshi stared at him, “It’s past noon now!”

“Haha, isn’t it?” Nie Bufan passed between the two with a smile. Li Yi grabbed his arm and said darkly, “Where did you go last night?”

“Last night, the night was so charming that I suddenly got the urge to enjoy the moon on the mountain.”

“Enjoying the moon to the extent that you have red marks all over?” Li Yi lifted the corner of his clothes and sneered. “There must be a lot of poisonous insects on the mountain.”

“That’s right, that’s right.” Nie Bufan nodded repeatedly, “I almost had half my life bitten away.”

Zhang Junshi covered his forehead and sighed, “Speak, who is it?”

“Huh?” Nie Bufan had on a bewildered expression.

“Don’t pretend to be stupid.” Zhang Junshi was unmoved, “Who on earth was it?”

“I don’t know what you are talking about.” Nie Bufan muttered.

Li Yi also said, “Is it necessary for us to serve you with torture before you speak the truth? That man deserves your protection this much?”

Nie Bufan turned his head to the side, he really couldn’t say it, it was too shameful! If he hadn’t mistaken the person’s identity, nothing would happen. Thinking back to the last two times when he called out Li Fourth’s name he couldn’t help but feel foolish.

“Nie Bufan!” Zhang Junshi pinched his ears and said with an expression of resentment, “How many people are you going to wreck, hmm? We two are not enough for you to mess with?”

“What are you talking about?” Nie Bufan squinted at them, “How can a honest person like me wreck others? You eat mine, drink mine, sleep mine, and now you still say that I wrecked you? Oh, how wronged I am!”

“……” The two were speechless.

“Go away, go away, let me go back to the room and die.” As he said so, he pushed the two of them away and was about to flash inside.

Both Zhang and Li dragged him back quickly.

“We almost let you slip away again.” Zhang Junshi said with annoyance.

“Don’t change the subject, speak, who is that man?” Li Yi asked.

Nie Bufan used up all his nonsense talking abilities but in the end he still couldn’t get rid of these two people.

Finally he flew into a rage, and he shouted: “What man? Do I need a man to survive? Last night, I was actually self, gong, self, shou!”

This roar really shocked the heavens and shook the earth, and the whole of Chicken Nest Village echoed with ‘self-gong, self-shou’.

Si Chenyu, Chen Muran, Li Huai, tian nu and others on the other side all leaned over and looked over with shock.

Zhang and Li were dumbfounded.

Nie Bufan harrumphed at them through his nose, then squeezed the two of them out of way and walked into the room with a swagger, kicking the door shut behind him with a bang.

Zhang and Li looked at each other, unable to utter anything at that moment.

That night, thunder roared and heavy rain poured down. The simple cottages leaked in the chill wind everywhere, and the residents of Chicken Nest Village did not sleep well at all. Except for Nie Bufan who slept quite well, because he knew that if it rained, Wang Shichan would definitely not come for a night attack.

The next day, Nie Bufan got up refreshed to welcome the sunrise.

After a night of heavy rain, the ground was muddy, and one could get dirty by walking just a few steps. Si Chenyu stood at the window and saw Nie Bufan stepping on the mud happily, so he shouted: “Cook some ginger soup for me, I got a bit of a cold.”

“You appear quite vigorous, how is it you have a cold?” Nie Bufan ignored him and walked toward the chicken coop.

“Nie Bufan.” Si Chenyu said again, “Where are you going? Are you planning to find a secret place to self-gong self-shou?”

Nie Bufan’s mouth twitched, and smiled at him: “I know you are jealous and envious. If you want to learn this secret technique, just say so, why beat about the bush?”

Si Chenyu retreated.

As far as the face was concerned, even ten of him was no match for one Nie Bufan.

“Village head Nie.” At this time, the voice of tian nu Nineteen came, “I don’t know where the clothes I had hanging outside yesterday have blown to, please help me find them.”

“Don’t you have a maid?”

“It’s too muddy outside, is it proper to let women slog in the mud?”

Nie Bufan thought about it. He saw himself as a gentleman so he promised: “Okay, I’ll look around later.”

“Thank you.”

Nie Bufan had already walked a bit of a distance away when Nineteen suddenly added: “Village head Nie, if you are lonely late at night, you can find others for a chat, don’t hurt your body.”

“……”

“Hahahahaha……” Li Huai laughed on the other side and thumped his chest, pointing at Nie Bufan as he shook like somone having convulsions.

Nie Bufan glanced at him mildly, and said quietly, “Huai Huai, I’ll go find you tonight.”

“Hai, hai.” Li Huai’s next breath did not go in right and his face became flushed with choking.

Despite having received so many weird gazes along the way, Nie Bufan still patrolled his territory calmly.

The thunderstorm last night caused a lot of the chickens to recieve a fright, so this morning most of them appeared rather dispirited.

Nie Bufan thought about it and decided that he’ll put some light music for them to smooth their ruffled feathers. The source of the music would naturally be the self-proclaimed literary Chen Muran or Si Chenyu.

Without noticing it, he had walked to the foot of the mountain. Nie Bufan immediately saw the landslide in front of him, the original way up the mountain was now cut in half. More importantly, the pool connected to this mountain was also muddy from the dirt washed into it by the rain. If there was another rainstorm, the pool was likely to be blocked directly, and the treasure trove may not be accessible.

Thinking of this, Nie Bufan immediately went to the tian nu and told her what he had discovered.

Nineteen anxiously said: “What should we do? We haven’t found all the keys yet?”

“Yes, what should we do?” Nie Bufan touched his chin, thinking.

Nineteen walked back and forth in the house, restless.

“Village head Nie, you must help me.” Nineteen looked at Nie Bufan pleadingly.

“It’s not easy.” Nie Bufan sat on the chair, a leg propped up and waving in the air, but his face had on a troubled expression.

“I know it’s not easy, but now I have no other choice but to count on you.”

Nie Bufan knocked on the table, and then said after a while: “Then how about this, you can tell the others a little bit about the location of the treasure.”

“Disclose the location of the treasure?” Nineteen wondered, “Why?”

“What are they here for? For the treasure of course!” Nie Bufan explained, “But now the entrance of the treasure trove is about to be buried, shouldn’t they be feeling urgency?”

“Urgent.” Nineteen nodded.

“So, what will they do?”

Nineteen thought about it, and her eyes lit up: “They will definitely find a way to save the entrance.”

“Isn’t that right?” Nie Bufan said with a smile, “You just need to move your mouth and leave the hard work to them.”

Nineteen was happy at first, and then hesitated: “In this way, wouldn’t they want to enter the treasure trove more urgently?”

“So what?”

“If I don’t find the last key, I won’t even have a retreat route.”

“Then do you want the retreat route, or do you not even want the front route at all?”

Nineteen struggled for a while, and finally nodded heavily and said: “I must have the determination to cut off one’s means of retreat. I believe the Mistress’s prediction, we will definitely unlock the treasure!”

You c an fi nd t he la te st cha pte rs at ( th e bl mu se . c o m )

“Good job!”

Coming out of Nineteen’s room, Nie Bufan looked up at the clear sky, opened his arms and shouted silently: Let the storm come down harder!

Let’s see if that pool of mud and water don’t beat the sh*t outta of ya!

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